Metallica Shreds, resurrected

[ctdrums1]

this sounds just like Lulu. 5 stars

[redtiewarrior]

No one's made a Lulu joke yet? No one?

[redtiewarrior]

No one's made a l

[ZomgMTG]

fuck that's funny XD

[llanark]

lars, i know it's xmas time, but put those empty quality street tins away and use your drum kit.

[TaterThao]

OH WEEE!!!

[marbesto]

the 2 top comments say the same thing, its my time to shine, Lars sucks at drums!! crap, thats the same thing too...

[Fucklesticks]

Hilarious, we need more Metallica shreds videos

[axelgarcia1]

i dont get it

[Mattlarrivee]

I'm not sure I really get it...

[ripelivejam]

he looks like a tone deaf howler monkey whenever he sings lol

[flipsy87]

if only lars could play up to this standard today

[y00n1x]

haha love the snare at 2:25-2:29

[meatwad515]

Napster's Ulrich Weekend? brilliant.

[legatotechniques]

class stuff

[oldschoolm8]

This video is fucking genius.

[chopsuey187]

The final part sounds like Meshuggah

[THRASHM3TAL2011]

Press 9 for fast fucking snare! haha

[jnaoumi]

Buuu

[metalofseverance]

damn I miss the good ol' days when Lars was on top of his game

[linzemol]

'Fans' would be all like UMG, YOU'RE MAKIN FUN OF METALLICA

Real fans see the humor in this.

And god damn, this is funny

[MrArhm]

2:22!

[JackStrata]

Metallica goes Meshuggah!

[Tool9395]

@JackStrata except this sounds nothing like meshuggah you retard

[PianoSpoonguard]

@Tool9395 JackStrata ment the shredding Meshuggah

[PooPoo2U]

@Tool9395: Your name fits you.

[Tool9395]

@PooPoo2U Not really I don't like the band tool anymore...

[PooPoo2U]

@Tool9395: Actually I was referring to the fact that you sound like a tool, but cool story man.

[Tool9395]

@PooPoo2U That's very nice you moronic manifestation of utter faggotry

[PooPoo2U]

@Tool9395: Yup.

[Demonman26]

@Tool9395 Tool is a good band.

[jamesblast46]

YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

[hippieparadox]

ahhhWHEEEEEEEE!!!

[mikkozq]

They should have changed the drumming too.

[Mugenloo]

@mikkozq Seriously I can't stop laughing and there's beer in my keyboard, fuck you :P

[mikkozq]

@Mugenloo Haha, I just had to say that sorry =D

[MichaelMyers87]

@mikkozq lol

[JustAgURLinSeattle]

@mikkozq I thought they did at first lol

[mikkozq]

@JustAgURLinSeattle till 0:17, so did I.

[kaalihernes123]

1:30

[RealMadrid1082]

jajajaaaaaaaaaaaajaja ME ENCANTA QUIEN HACE ESTOS VIDEOS!! JAJAJ

[olivetepalmeirinha]

Parece aqueles ensaios em que cada um da banda tirou a música de um jeito e na hora toca cada um em um tempo... O pior é que tem um contra tempo mó quebrado

hauhauhauhauhauhauhauhauha

[Creblet]

Try watching this with the "tenor fail looped"-video in the background

[TheImposer]

@Creblet You, sire, deserve a prize.

[Kalopsia666]

this reminds me of all those "worst band" videos

[JLLproductions]

there is nothing anyone can do, in all their power, to make metallica look shit lol

[Kriggly]

@JLLproductions Considering it's impossible to make anything "look shit lol" you are correct.

[JLLproductions]

@Kriggly :s

[Jez3134]

The drumming doesn't sound all that different to when i last saw them last year haha, there's faster drumming in this than lars could ever pull off now lol

[SLAWEKMETAL1]

to nagranie Metallica jest zajebiste więcej takich nagrań proszę?!?!?!?! 

[hietsefriets]

Lol, I love metallica but this is indeed hilarious haha

[Bentleyfan]

Jesus, these guys need some metronomes XD

[cmsasuke17]

@Bentleyfan

They have, according to this song the metronome constantly changes. Purely genius.

[thevictory12345]

Did Lars play in this version too?

[SantaWithGuns]

1:57 how do they keep time so perfectly when playing?

[keefriff99]

I've watched this SO many times, I can't help but crack up every time.

The out-of-time drumming is the best part. This is simply brilliant.

[Randgod86]

lmfao

[killastrings1]

WOW THIS SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!

[NateTheGreat408]

lol snare whore

[TheCakeIsntReal]

Oh my God.

[Bleedos]

Always funny to watch. Excellent video

[kay4x4]

Metallica - Zero

[kay4x4]

xD

[BlackholedudemanG]

First time I watched this I was crying out of laugh.

[TheNoxicus]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I lol'd at the "whale" vocals, and the double bass drum ahahaah

[barnetube]

Lars Ulrich at his best <3

Compared to their latest songs at least. Once upon a time - get this - he was good! O.o

[marokokisetter]

was it called napsters ulrich weekend (the original clip) to make fun of metallica's lawsuit w/ napster?

[SkullFilms]

FUCKING HILARIOUS HAHAHAHA

[331SLAYER]

WTF!?!?...haha..wow...this caught mi off guard..hah

[silverdimands]

lars drums sound like shooting bullets.......

[Romans10Verse9]

That was a pretty syncopated outro. I'm impressed! Hahaha

[resington]

never gets old.

[mariokbee]

This is a lot more harder to play than the actual song. hahahh

[wonkeaux]

sounds like my band! lol

[TheUnNerved]

I love Metallica, but they should be resigned to the Classic Metal station.

This shit was funny as hell, almost better than Creed shreds.

[thisholyreality6]

brilliant.

[mattenglish99]

At least you left Lars' drumming intact.

[TaterThao]

"OH-WHEEEEEEE!"

was my favorite part

[metallicafan600]

it sounds like a bunch of teenagers in a garage with their parents instruments

[SymbioticMonarch]

That is exactly how Lars plays it now, I swear to God.

[ozena52]

@SymbioticMonarch Funny remark to make, but not true. Lars has played One perfectly the when I've seen them. Metallica still wipe the floor with 99% of metal bands live.

[SymbioticMonarch]

@ozena52 Haha bullshit. The guy's a hack, and can barely play drums anymore.

Metallica wipe the floor with 99% of metal bands live? "Funny remark to make, but not true". ;)

[SlappyTheElf]

@ozena52

Just watched the rock in rio version of sanitarium and Hetfield couldn't sing in tune for shit.

Oh well off to see Iron Maiden later this year, they make everybody look shit live.

[ozena52]

@SlappyTheElf

I've seen Iron Maiden live twice, and I almost fell asleep both times. Have fun.

[svewaq]

@ozena52 Bullcrap.

[MrGumCuz]

@ozena52 99% of metal bands? You must listen to 100% shitty metal.

[ozena52]

@MrGumCuz I'm not saying they're still the best metal band around, because they're not. Last album was okay, St. Anger was dreadful. I was talking about live shows. I've seen them four times from the 90s to 2008 and in my opinion they're one of the best all-round live acts in the world. Anyway, carry on hating if you want, have fun.

[MrGumCuz]

@ozena52 I'm just bullshitting man. I've seen them 3 times. I've just seen much better live shows than Metallica. I just can't condone what they've done with their legacy since '91. They threw it right in the shit-house. But you are right, they do put on a pretty OK live show. Sorry for flippin' you shit. I was in a crap mood the other nite.

[ozena52]

@MrGumCuz Hey no problem man. Take it easy.

[MpchermidafilhoA]

@SymbioticMonarch Actually, he is better here, at least he does the double bass...

[themaguilagorila]

this sucks ass hole or esto apesta pelotudo seguro que sos un boludo con mucho tiempo al pedo hace tu propia musica

[vins76170]

Metallica Before 1981 Yeah

[hippieparadox]

1:28 UhhHhHhh

[Makedonwow]

AHahAHhahahAhahahA. Oh man. :D

[malmsteenblackstar]

GREAT JAM!

[dimebaghimself]

wow lars has stepped up his game

[j1spen]

@dimebaghimself LMAO!!! sooo true!

[hrudukall]

Rubbish!

[harmonicminorshred]

LOLS!

[ugk73]

They must have kept Ulrich real drum parts here. Rumors says that fixing up the drum parts is the actual reason why Metallica spend so much time in the studio before an album

[AMRadioHits]

wat?

[likeguitar95]

what a fuck??

[mangaflip]

this is the best metallica's song , i'm serious

[Heliusify]

wtf is this???

[thatnewguy23]

@Heliusify a spoof for laughs, but in all seriousness this song didn't deserve it.

[Emppu2010]

it would take skill to play this... twice!

[schism206]

@Emppu2010 hehe, that's the real genius behind it right?

[METALLICA6547]

THIS IS FUCKIN GREAT I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY OWN SPIT LAUGHING THE SINGING WAS EPIC

[Metallica4ever82]

Even though I am a big Metallica fan, I think this is hilarious

[gunnari14]

@Metallica4ever82 I dont believe you would even find this very hilarious if youve never listened metallica. So you gotta be fan to laugh at this lol

[Metallica4ever82]

@gunnari14 Oh so you say im not a fan?!? This video is just a JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!! not to claim that Metallica is bad in any way!!! Don't know if the maker of this vid is a big fan or not, but who cares!!!

[gunnari14]

@Metallica4ever82 umm im not sure how you just read my message, but what I said was: If youve never listened metallica before, you would find this very hilarious. I have no idea why did you get so upset

[Metallica4ever82]

@gunnari14 Ya ok, but even thou I'm a big fan, I still think it's funny, ok maby not hilarious, but funny.

[wgamefreak]

@Metallica4ever82 why?

[Metallica4ever82]

@wgamefreak y not?

[musicgladiator]

@Metallica4ever82 Because I'm a huge Metallica fan, I love this. I love the drum part the most....hilarious!!! Died laughing when he just cuts loose on the drums towards the end...so funny.

[Metallica4ever82]

@musicgladiator Ya so did I, this is just great, lol

[SixFlagsHero]

140 metallica fans hated this plus lars, james, kirk, and rob

[DrumingRandomness]

@SixFlagsHero Rob is one of the Likers

[SumofUsTV]

i know this video is not meant to be offensive(i hope) and all but i really dont see the humour

[dick91p]

@SumofUsTV Don't give up. Keep looking...

[SumofUsTV]

@dick91p I'm just saying I dont find it funny, but if you guys do, then all right.

[dick91p]

@SumofUsTV Just kidding man. Not everybody has the same sense of humor.

[ChrisNeedsYou]

@SumofUsTV its funny because its so bad....

[VampBp]

what's the name of this song again

[carrotpie0]

@VampBp one

[PsychoNeighbor]

oh we'll never do a video (master) to naptster days, oh these guys deserve this video, sunk a dink lars!

[Movin45]

omg.. I love Metallica, but still I find this hillarious! xD

[N7Crazy]

Jam session from HELL!

[Buzda]

Hahaha, I'm in tears!

[Musicdudez]

The fun thing is that they look like theyre so good xD

[eelkerients]

Hahahaha

[ant1ph0n]

i like how there's a pause when stepping on distortion.

[shadowmark27]

metallique - uno xD

[Scarecrow545]

Sounds like some modern bands we hear today really =/

[PaPaapero]

Cant wait till I see em live :D:D

[MrPet99er]

haha i love it :D

[666SlayerThrash]

Better than St. Anger.

[CARPEATBREAD]

@666SlayerThrash ya right, st anger was an awesome album

[eXtP1987]

2:13 - 2:24 it sounds like Meshuggah

[moria9000]

they are ruining a masterpiece...why do that its not funny

[ImVhOzzi]

@moria9000 And you, my friend, have got no sense of humor.

[moria9000]

@ImVhOzzi you dont got any sense of humor..So back off geek

[ImVhOzzi]

@moria9000 You are the one saying: "oh no, it's Metallica, it's not funny! You can't do this to them, they're gods, I j**z in my pants when i see them ooh..."

YOU have got no sense of humor. Admit it and STOP CRYING!.

[ant1ph0n]

@moria9000 parody, look it up.

[M3t4lManiac]

I can't see what's funny in ruining a masterpiece, I must be insane!

[metallifreak1]

@M3t4lManiac then ur not the only one being insane!!

[moria9000]

its not funny when its metallica its funny when its slayer and all that but not this

[ImVhOzzi]

@moria9000 Stop crying, and start laughing. This is damn funny!

[Vendusio]

This shred sucks

[TheExplodingPumpkin]

Were they drunk lol know its a shred

[pingsdk]

this is not a shreds number

[MetallicaIstheBest6]

i used to think metallica was the shit, but now i realize what a fake talentless faggot they are, i cant believe i thought they were the best. after seeing these videos and hearing some real rap, its obvious how lame he is. fuck metallica, im deleting my account because this username embarasses me now.

[guzzydk]

@MetallicaIstheBest6 Dude its a shred its a fuckin joke take it easy

[SumofUsTV]

@guzzydk I really hope he knows that it's a joke...

[SumofUsTV]

@MetallicaIstheBest6 wait? are you serious? This video's just a joke

[TheMethez]

Hey, they were supposed to make the the original sound WORSE, not better...

[savonpoika1]

Just like Metallica!

[FarCry95]

DRUMS ARE CHANGED

[overoath123]

I thought they were supposed to change the original audio...

[pwdrthashiz]

@overoath123 THAT JOKE IS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!

[ohjesusohjesus]

@overoath123 HUR DURRR YOU'RE HILARIOUS

[overoath123]

@ohjesusohjesus I like your 11 year old maturity level. 

[Achw3l]

Drums sound the same

[KiffffiK]

The begining sounds like well played Jazz.

[imnotonsmack]

better than the original

[MPG831]

@imnotonsmack dude fukk u if yu think this is better than the original u dont know wat the fukk music is then

[imnotonsmack]

@MPG831 haha ok mate good one

[mlc871]

If there was a woman that looked like Lars does in this video, I would do her.

[poppers112233]

I really don't know what was funnier, the music, the "Metallique - Uno" banner on the bottom, or the Napster's Ulrich weekend emblem. There isn't a single thing on this video that didn't make me laugh.

[lesarin]

The Evolution of Metallica never ends.

[kouriichi]

if i win the lotto tonight, your getting half the dough XD

[man161811]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[AlleymanLA]

Larrrrrrrrsss!!!!!!!!!

[knucks922]

Soooo they turned it into a meshuggah song?

[digiiba]

@knucks922 LOL

[JellyStringbean206]

wow. this sounds horrible compared to the real song. but i love this band soo muich

[Slipknotter8]

@JellyStringbean206 It is supposed to sound horrible.

[Broezzz]

I lold. but not like "hehehe.." more like an "aHAHAHAHAHAAhAHA" xD