13 Karl's Diary - Suzanne's Birthday

[TheDEATHSTARIII]

is there gonna be a 3rd series

[mshalfaperson]

steve's voice... happy birthday!

[mrg00ddude]

were are the original podcast

[Clevbeast]

This had me crying with laughter

[JesterReady]

"Just go about your business, and see if she joins in." -Karl Pilkington....... Brilliant.

[RemusLupo]

karl is pretty smart...as soon as its hard...its not right

[JosephPage]

God, Karl looks so depressed and innocent all the time in these...

[v0idation]

"Go about your business, and see if she joins in." Brilliant.

[nottoberemembered]

When America brings out shows like Friends or Two and a Half Men they pay an entire audience to sit, watch it and laugh at every stupid joke. Ricky Gervais is a one man army of professional LOL trolls. He's they only thing I don't like about the Ricky Gervais show... if you could buy the DVD were they muzzle his laughter and high pitch commenting I would buy it.

[StillBlazingtheBlaze]

@nottoberemembered They paid the audiences on those show? o_O didnt know tht cheers

[tokega]

"One of them asked for sawbaby for his next course" <---- What I heard.

[llC4ll]

@tokega "sorbet"

[tokega]

@llC4ll Yes I know :-) His accent is horrible I think...

[Wezzipooh]

Karl speaks the truth. What couple HASN'T walked round a graveyard to find the oldest grave?

[Bishx43]

funniest thing ever

[DJcameron01]

who wants fudge ? 

[drillbull]

Legend.

[peachization]

I died at 3:36

[dragonforce525]

I completely agree with Karl on the toilet paper, I mean they make scented toilet paper now, what the fuck is the point in that?

[Gasoline85]

@dragonforce525 Yeah.And around christmas you can get toilet paper with little elfs on. How sick are you if you want to wipe your ass on little elfs? O_o

[seeman2010vg]

mem'rieeeess

[Smokemalboro]

karl is like mr.bean but in real life

[solyentbrak1]

@Smokemalboro More like Homer Simpson

[freakofevolution]

I would take my girlfriend to a graveyard on her birthday and play how old are the dead people!

[towneegirl5]

Genuinely burst out laughing at 3:07

[SolTjolo]

As soon as it's hard it's not right

[MultiLiam5]

I love Ricky's almost silent giggle at 1:33

[bodhisattva71]

Karl is the grim reaper of stories,everything dies off.

[NagemThe]

No one in the world makes me laugh quite like these three

[PuffSmelly]

Ricky's laugh is so contagious

[blainyrules]

I'd buy a Vauxhall Slug

[calltipv2]

By far the best Karl's Diary lol

[snakeland1000]

has anyone heard Karl laugh?

[Arrowdodger]

It's always a little disturbing when some of what Karl writes in his diary sounds almost like it's from a novel. If Gaiman wrote the line about going to the country to see wildlife, and seeing all of those animals dead in the road, I wouldn't bat an eyelid.

[Sn0wD0gg]

No, come on... The bloke with the 2 heads is on... I wanna watch it live.

[0prosthetics0]

>:C

1:56

[noveltybobel]

"Go about your business, and see if she joins in" The secret of any successful relationship, lol.

[CornishRicky]

LOUD!!

[HighlandChicken]

To be fair, I would buy a ford sloth

[rosserm11]

@HighlandChicken You would then be a legend.

[mickyshaun]

i had headphones full volume because i was listening to a low volume video

not paying attention

OHHH CHIMPANZE THAT HES WRITTENITDOWNAGAIN

fuck me

[SKa1musicman]

What a fukin legend better then alot of comediens today

[DarthKalia]

"As soon as it's hard, it's not right".

[petrucci15]

lol if u just start listening from 4:37 u would get the wrong impression :P

[fergusonrh]

1 person's got a head like a fucking orange

[ch1ral]

the posh badge looks like the one in Vertigo

[TheKarate10]

Karl can't pronounce the letter "H".

[Avtumn]

@TheKarate10 It's called dialect.

[barennis]

His advice at 4:00 sounds actually reasonable and a good way to approach relationships

[krisfrosz133]

Karl looks so badass in 1:56

[LadyLillyRed]

Car park... Ahh memories....

[shmok]

As brilliant as Karl's thoughts are, Steve's reading of them from the diary is just as good. "He thought he was IT."

[xbabiijade12x]

should of put him in im a celebrity how funny would it be!

[Oyeah884]

People say they they go to the country to see wildlife. I saw rabbits, phesants and a fox on the way home. They were dead on the side of the road. Love it

[xeokym]

"The room had posh coat hangers in the wardrobe with sponge on them." ROFLMFAO I almost pissed myself

[ILoveHouseMusic25]

.. "Not on the furniture! get off the bed!!" .... "We'll always have the car park" HAHAHA lmfaoooo

[Sascopa]

"He thought he was IT!!" Creased me.

[OzzyTing]

amazing relationship advice.

[WardyYNWA]

At the end Karl starts giving sex tips :)

[customcartoons]

3:24! OMG, cinema history! We actually see Suzanne's face! Well, most of it...

[leifany123]

Martyn liked this ^_^ (inthelittleword)

[kwchanchanman]

@leifany123 *inthelittlewood*

[MrBrionman]

go about your business see if she joins in bow chic a bow wow

[RevolverKat]

Gotta' love how serious he is about watching the telly at 4:29.

[McflyMcMurderface]

I love cartoon Karl.

[Imagoldzimbabwebaby]

@bebopmaxim how dare you.

[tredlow]

@bebopmaxim

The way I see it, Karl is only funny when Ricky is there to ask him questions and/or tell him how wrong he is.

[WiseGuy5674]

@tredlow You obviously have never watched an episode of "An idiot abroad"...Steve and Ricky are not with him...and he is hysterical...because nothing is scripted.

[tredlow]

@WiseGuy5674

But in An Idiot Abroad, he's traveling and interacting with people. I meant when he's just in a room, talking, it wouldn't be that funny without Ricky or Steve.

[MoviesFreeStream]

@WiseGuy5674 I don't know about everything not being scripted...Personally after watching the first idiot abroad...the second one looks seriously scripted.

[WiseGuy5674]

@MoviesFreeStream ....Did it make you laugh?..If it did...in the end, who cares.

[Guineapig321]

@bebopmaxim Sir you forget yourself *Slap*

The other one is Stephen merchant!

[GothicRainbow13]

any1 fancy a trip 2 th car park? wot bout a game of 'lets see how old the dead people are!'



[SH1THEAD4000]

anyone been watching theses for 30min-1hr?

[fortstreet]

@SH1THEAD4000 YEAH MAN

[Prettygrim1]

seriously you cant make this shit up, pure genius.

[TheUnknown620]

xD

[Mitza77Yorkster]

I wonder what Suzanne looks like. She 'looks'' quite gorgeous in these videos. xD

[icosmini]

This is genius