Major Payne - Little Engine That Could

[kittykatperry]

Love this movie! (=

[leahjewelshere]

i saw what you did to my friend ! xD

[DaveSketch]

I cant feel ma legs!!!

[westcoastduner]

Not even when they climbed abored the train and POPPED out the eyes of the conductor and blood and snot was drippin out his eye sockets! Think that stopped the little engine that could?

[boondockschop30]

watchin it right now

[Viperslasher17]

im so going to do this with my kid

[Davemercd]

BOOOM!

[antweezy702]

man, he was getting off with the gun, DIE pigs, die. I seen what you did to my friend.l LMAO

[rexanater]

Don't think I ever laughed harder than the first time I saw this scene. As soon as he said "deep, deep in the jungle.." I knew it was gonna be outrageous.

[Nick1944]

"BOOM!!!! An explosion happened! ....Blood, Guts, Spit and Ass was everywhere!" Lmao!!

[bl4ke10]

so funny :)

[BCexperience]

His scream gets me every time. I could watch that part over and over again

[CowgirlDreamerGirl]

when i come back ill tell you what bubba used as a penis. LOL

[kyawmawthu]

at 2:52 is where the funny part starts

[FrankieAlcala09]

The girls reaction is so fucking FUN.

[TheRaven878]

ROFL!!!

THE SMILE ON HIS FACE AFTER HE CATCHES HIS BREATHE AND SEES THAT KID'S MOM

ABSOLUTLY PRICELESS!!! XD

[saltyninja01]

The high pitch scream was the best part of the story. Lol

[Youtubitiano]

Payne i can´t feel my legs!

Bubba they ain´t there!

I look down and two blody nobs were kicking real fast like this here!

And i said Bubba it´s 30 miles to the next town enless you flip up side down and buck on your hands, YOU AIN´T GONNA MAKE IT!

Best bed time story ever!

[MissSupaModel]

LOLOLOOLOOLLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOL!

[MrRedonkulus]

you just missed a little bedtime story!!!

[mt901k]

Started off great! "Whats a matter with you boy"

[HorrorKidsTV]

this scence is awesome!

[TomDaBrRrR]

and i looked down and those little bloody nubs were kicking real fast.

[TomDaBrRrR]

die pig die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[KXRB16]

I SAW WHAT YOU DID TO MY FRIENDS!!! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

[RadcliffOfCrymod]

To be continued. When I get back, I'll tell you what Bubba used as a penis. LMAO!!

[ironshadow89]

chu chu

[guitarguy1685]

one of my all time favorite movies!

[Dominoeffect101]

BOOM!!!Then there was an explosion! Blood, snot, spit, and as$ was every where!

[SCO23]

Charlie is a military slang for Viet Cong.

[mycokerulesyayD]

@SCO23 Or just Enemy. Lerpderp.

[Dominoeffect101]

I Cant feel my legs

[bricksandpeices]

and Bubba cralled out the back door, both legs missin', ( somthing i can't understand ) and he said "Pete.... i can't feel ma legs!" i said "Bubba, they aint there!" and i looked down and them little bloody nubs was kickin' real fast like this here!

[Dominoeffect101]

@bricksandpeices He said that Lola Blane's baby boy.

[KXRB16]

I love this part! I had no other alternative but to blast my way out..... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[jokerman93]

omg we don't need a million comments quoting the video.

[ice0cream0bunny4321]

HURRY GO TO 2:53!!!! 

[Dimplesx2x]

dangggg itotally forgot about this movie... WE NO WHO'S GONNA GO DOWNLOAD IT HMMM NOW

[IloveHariboGummys]

Oh god.. I remember vividly the night I went to see this movie to the theater!

[rellim21]

And then next thing I knew and Charlie was all over the place. It was just me an my side arm AAHHHHH lol !!!!

[IronManOfficialguy]

Im going to memorize this so I can tell it to my kids.

[ChikoritaGirl1]

It was just me and my side arm. and i had no other alternative, but to blast my way out. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. DIE PIG DIE! YOULL NEVER TAKE MAJOR BENSON WINIFRED PAYNE ALIVE!!! BAM!! I SAW WHAT U DID TO MY FRIEND BAM BAM! BAM!

[ChikoritaGirl1]

Then i saw my buddy bubua crawling out th back door both legs missing Lula mays baby boy! He looked up at me and said. PAYYYNEE I cant feel my legs... THATS CAUSE THEY AINT THERE BUBUA. i looked down and two lil bloody nubs was kickin real hard like this - shakes hands up and down fast - and i said bubua its a mile to th next town so unless u can flip upsidedown and walk on ur hands u aint gonna make it! all of th sudden CHARLIE WAS ALL OVER TH PLACE!

[IloveHariboGummys]

@ChikoritaGirl1 hahah THANKS a lot!! there were some parts i couldn't understand.

[ChikoritaGirl1]

Chugga chugga chugga chugga TOOT TOOT. Even when they climbed aboard and poped both of the conductors eyes out. blood and snot was coming out of his eye sockets. Think that stopped th lil engine that could? Nope he just kept a chuggin along. Chugga chugga TOOT TOOT. wuttin till charlie rigged up th bridge with explosives. just as th lil engine was makin his way across th trusser... BOOM! an explosion happens BLOOD GUTS SPIT AND @SS WAS FLYING EVERYWHERE.

[ChikoritaGirl1]

Did you ever hear the story bout th lil engine that could? - shakes head - Well let me tell ya that story... Once apon a time. Deep deep in the jungle, there was a lil engine that could. he was chugging his way acorss th enemy line. chuggs chugga toot toot. its mssion was to take AK47s and a nucular pave low over the mountain to 2063 blue tailon. Needless to say there was plenty of opposition. think that stopped th lil engine that could? - smack - Nope he just kept a chuggun along.

[expmike20]

lol chuga chuga chuga chuga, chuga chuga chuga chuga.... toot toot lol

[torkolv97]

I wish my dad would tell me that when i was 8, he too, was in the Army, Master Sergeant.

Man, that brings me back... eh heh heh heh heh, Ahheh heh heh!

[Candyannrox]

I CANT FEEL MAH LEGS....

[sandbaby95]

BOOOM!!!

lols

[elephantlove95]

take some ak47's and some nuclear pave low over the mountin to the 2063 blue talion

[EminemFan202]

PAYYYYYYNE...I CANT FEEL MAH LEGS!!!!!!!!

[dansjawn]

When I have kids im gona tell them this story...

[kyawmawthu]

at 2:53 is where the fun part starts

[Binopuromexicano]

That's how a marine tells a bed time story lmao

[30xSecondsxToxUranus]

When I come back I'll tell ya what Bubba used as a penis xD

[wargod357]

best bedtime story EVER :)

[minchmad]

Lula Mays baby boy lmao.

[cuzzythewolf2]

loli just saw this

[nathan6190]

when Pain talks about Bubba and then he screams before going nuts I fall out of my chair laughing everytime I see it!!

[legalbeagle26]

A tad bit o' PTSD!

[vudujl83]

Die pig die! You'll never take Major Benson Winifred Payne alive! BAM! I saw what you did to my friend! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

[ToniMontana4000]

i woder what bubba use as a penis

[jjsno1]

@ToniMontana4000 Your Mum!

[BenFlexin]

2:54 best part

[cuzzythewolf2]

@BenFlexin you right. i lol to hard

[turgen122]

The Little Engine That Could never gave up, even when everyone else said no. That's the same mentality I have when it comes to College Freshmen who initially deny me sexual pleasures.

[xXxXFALL3NXxXx]

bam

[light564]

this would make me scream to. look shes all into the story to

[Rainvainxxx]

The Wayans family has to be the most fun. Can you imagine what the holidays were like when they were all there?! BOOM! "The explosion happened, blood, and guts, spit, and ass was everywhere!" Best quote ever! "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, die pig, die!" "You'll never take Major Benson Winifred Payne alive!" BAM! "I saw what you did to my friend!" BAM! BAM BAM! BAM! BAM! Ha, so many great quotes. This movie is a true classic. Better than any comedy in theaters today.

[EmmaMorgan100]

and i looked down and them little bloody nubs was kickin like this here

[RunescapePkKing12]

lmfao

[MayaSensei]

Lol..I can't help but memorize this..

[tonybam14]

to be continued? omg wonder what happens next lol

[brokn4thebest]

Done Oscar bit me ;)

[iGrizzliestBear]

GOD! THAT SCREAM IS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS!

[TheGuyFromDownstairs]

Less you flip up an walk on your hands...YOU AINT GONNA MAKE IT! XD

[franklinnoble]

"Payne... I can't feel my legs!"

[Hurion]

Oh fuck, this story makes me cry with laughter every time I see it.

[Chariotti1]

Epic

[ToniMontana4000]

i wonder what bubba use as a penis

[jude2665]

Lula May"s Baby boy,...

[akatsukicloak]

BAM! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO MY FRIEND! BAM BAM BAM!

[annarunner889]

AWEsome...... i love "oh fooey"

[ChrisspacePatti]

Arguably, the best part in the whole frikkin movie! Kinda curious about how the whole story would've been. I wonder WHAT Bubba used as a penis...

[MOVEZIG]

@ChrisspacePatti

Ever see Scary Movie 3?

[ChrisspacePatti]

@MOVEZIG ...Nnnnooo---o. Why? Does it have a follow-up of this? I knew Damon Wayens had some role in it.

[MOVEZIG]

@ChrisspacePatti

In the movie, the president of the United States (Leslie Neilson) pisses with his finger, as do the aliens.

[rampbride]

AAAAAHH FOOEY!

YOU THINK THAT STOPPED HIM DAMN SKIPPY!

HAHAHA

[AMJABAS]

hahah omg classic 

[bub777]

rofl, SPIKE LEE!

[damagemanac33]

love it!

[24camal]

lol

[beethovenboy]

Sometimes I miss the Corps. Damn, that Karyn Parsons was hot!

[cletro21]

LOL!

[TheSigia]

My favorite version of the Little Engine That Could told by the funniest Major. =3

[ed4409]

"To be continued...come back and I'll tell you what Bubba uses as a Penis" lmao!!!!

[Alemont4]

it Just me and my side arm, and i had no other alternative, but the blast my way out AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LMFAO

[brookec125]

That is the best movie ever

[IronManOfficialguy]

Best damn bed story ever.

[tuckertwo]

Lula Mae's baby boy!

[Numinor31]

epic :D

[thakey69]

this makes me pee

[Liquidlex6]

it wasnt until charlie rigged the bridge with plastic explosives...

[ScorchConch]

"Blood & guts and spit & ass was everywhere!"

HaHaHa

[n1blackman4u]

Once upon a time deep deep in the jungle there was a little engine that could and he was chugging his way across the enemy lines

Chugga, chugga,chugga,chugga,chugga,ch­ugga,chugga,chugga, too too

This little engines mission was to take some AK-47s and a nuclear payload over the mountain to the

2063 battalion, needless to say there was plenty opposition you think that stopped the little engine that could? No sir-re bob he just kept chugging along

[n1blackman4u]

@n1blackman4u Chugga, chugga,chugga,chugga,chugga,ch­ugga,chugga,chugga, too too

No even when they climbed a board the train and popped out the eyes of conductor and blood and snot was drippen put his eye sockets, you think that stopped the little engine that could?

Danm skippy he just kept chuggin along Chugga, chugga,chugga,chugga,chugga,ch­ugga,chugga,chugga, too too.

It wasnt till Charlie rigged the bridge with plastic explosive,.. just as the little engine

[n1blackman4u]

@n1blackman4was making he way across the trestle,. BOOM!! A explosion happened, Blood and guts an spit an ass was every where

And bubba come crawling out the back door, both legs missing, Loola Maes baby boy, and he look up

and me and said payne.i cant feel ma legsI said bubba dae aint dare and looked and the little bloodynub was kicking real fast like dis here and I said bubba its 30 miles to da nearest town, nub was kicking real fast like dis here and I said bubba its 30 miles to

[n1blackman4u]

@n1blackman4u da nearest town, nub was kicking real fast like dis here and I said bubba its 30 miles to da nearest town, unless you can

flip upside-down and walk on your hands you aint gone make it, all of a sudden an Charlie was all over da

place, was just me and my side-arm and I had no other alternative but to blast my way out,..

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..DIE! PIG! DIE! YOULL TAKE MAJOR BENSON WINIFRED PAIN ALIVE!!!!BAM! I SAW WHAT YOU DID TO MY FRIENDS! BAM!, BAM!BAM!BAM!BAM!BAM!!

To be continued

[n1blackman4u]

@n1blackman4u i come back ill tell you what bubba used as a penis

[n1blackman4u]

@n1blackman4u mind the spelling errors i tired to type it as he said it, slang and everything lol so it here if you want to scar your children for life just read from the bottom up

[n1blackman4u]

i just wrote this whole story out but you-tube wont let me post it

[tsman20]

"i had no other alternative but to blast my way out....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!­!!" hahahhahahaXD

[cur5ed13]

" I saw what you did to my friend bam, bam, bam " LOL

[sandrahannah27]

MY GRANDMOTHER LOVES DIS PART.... LOL

[MrRodmace]

did they ever make a part 2 to this movie. the kids love this movie

[DarkSide1989]

and those bloody nobs starting kicking real fast like this...lol 2:27

[Zubirrex]

I SEEN WHATCHOO DID TO MY FRIEND!

[Pippland]

I was practically crying with laughter by the end of this!

[TheBigGuy11010]

lol i want to memorize this story to tell my kids and grandkids

[MrBloom215]

It;s blood, guts and spit and ash.

[timetogetwicked]

@MrBloom215 blood guts SPIT N ASS*

[breeadams]

when i come back ill tell you what buddy used as a pines

[breeadams]

i watched this last night at my friends house

[dagoose2791]

Those bloody numbs was a kickn real fast...best part

[lonelygunz]

fking awesome hahaha xD

[Delta0prative]

chuguchuguchuguchugu TU TU

[warspitejr]

lol an inocent story turns into a war flashback hahahahahahaha

[ToniMontana4000]

i wonder what bubba use as a penis ?

[bloodjunkieful]

LOL

[skaurorudeboy]

Hahahahahahahaah xDDD Lol

EPIC!!!!

[warspitejr]

lol best sene eva lol

[xSisterxGrimmx]

I'm actually curious to find out what exactly Bubba did use as a penis.

[AliciaAcorn]

LOL

[wunda9]

when i come back ill tell you what bubba used as a penis lmao...classic

[Bdog871]

i no wat u did to my frind BAM

[Chill48ily]

i just found out this morning that my science teacher is in this movie

[Icemark22]

@Chill48ily what was their part ?

[xSisterxGrimmx]

(To Chill4ily) Who does he or she play?

[KingOystar]

.......atleast his heart was in the right place........I think!

[ivy91000]

@KingOystar No, you're right he was in his own creepy way trying to make Tiger feel better

[turk75]

lil nubs were kicking!! hahahahahahahhah

[Rena000101]

LMAO!!! I never get tired of watchin this!!! Damn I am cryin right now and my stomach hurts LOL.

[slugger1256AD]

How can u not like some spittin ass? Haha my clan on a videogame are making our own version of the little train that could with 3 tanks and we re gonna mine the roads for old Charlies attack haha

[lemonlimerodz]

payne,......i....cant feel my legs

Bubba they aint there

damn thats funny!

[SR722]

lol, I love this part.

[ozzyosbournefan08]

"he look up at me and said 'Payne i cant feel my legs!" xD

[pimpmupppet]

@ozzyosbournefan08 bubba...thats cuz they aint there!

[ozzyosbournefan08]

@pimpmupppet "i have no choice but to blast my way out, bam die motherfucker bam bam bam bam"

[L0ves2Spl00g3]

whats wrong wit you?

Theres a ghost in my closet....

*pulls out colt .45*

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Well...if there was someone there they aint happy.

[bub777]

@L0ves2Spl00g3 I LOVE that scene!

[sajflaer]

the funniest part is when he is at the train station and he is imagining life with that girl, then that NVA / Viet Cong soldier charges out of the woods

[ariverasan]

lol at the scream,yes AT not @, ok lol @ me but ya know what SMJUE yes thats right and also MAFNK....haaa what ya do for fun? sometimes i hang upside down and take apart my gun ,put it back together before my nose bleeds*smile*

[Lunchboxlandlol]

Ms. Walburn and Mayjor Payne are married in real life

[jordanryaniscool]

LOL @ spike lee

[BrianDW40]

haha this is my favorite part

[MegaSouthernRebel]

HAHAHA SO FUNNY

[NIEOLENATIVEINC]

yeah Hilary is hot too...

[NIEOLENATIVEINC]

...needless to say...

[rbonilla18]

omg that woman is so fucking hot. and this movies is a huge lol.

[slipknotfreek2006]

if tiger went on the black ops mission then he would have got his butt kicked or would he....?

[live4marilyn]

Spike Lee?

[bellandjoe]

....but to blast my way out, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH lol

[AgentOfChaos47]

after the last toot toot he you can see him go to a really dark place

[TheGooser123]

Those Bloody Nubs were kicken real fast like this!!!!!!! Awsome movie.

[specialman13]

he just kept chugging along

[Krieger91]

hahahaha

[jude2665]

JUST HAVING FUN.

[jude2665]

Die! Pig ! Die!

[TheNinjaFish02]

ima memorize this story and tell it to ppl when i think they need some motivation. best story ever. god i love this movie

[Zenuen]

Princessgumbo probably mean's that he used to have it but now he doesn't.That's why he said used to.Can someone please tell me if there's a website that has this hole movie. PLEASE!!!!