Ocean's Twelve lost in translation

[CLARENCEJOHNSON5]

this is my favorate scene in the whole movie.

[nikothedog]

I don't get the spider joke

[musikfanat]

Oh, sorry, I thought that you were saying that it was the Matsui coffeeshop...

[musikfanat]

That's not Matsui-it's De Dampkring! I have been going there since it opened in 1993...

[SAMPSpartan]

Yeah, they were trolling him since he wanted to have a bigger role in the job and they basically found a way to boot him out.

[TheOriginalJunglist]

I Love this coffeeshop. I saw Pictures of clooney and Pitt @ hangin on the Wall in there. Now I realised Ocean's 12 has been Filmed there ^^

Better Late than Never :)

[HittokiriBattousai17]

IT WAS MY UNCLE HAROLD!!!!!

[Iceninekills19]

I fuckin love this scene

[2109917162]

Oh my god this is so hilarious when you watch it a second time when you know they are just yankin his balls.

[Polterboo]

Its Hagrid 8D!!!!!!!

[eliseccc77]

this is my favorite movie scene of any movie. Would you agree? (head jerk thing)

[McV4y]

so, this is where hagrid been to when he's missing in the ootp.

[sdhillon1601]

im actually just as confused as matt damon in this scene

[6simpatikos]

you are a wizard, Brad

[IxLIKExDINOSAURSxxx]

HAGRID!



[BTVS666]

Gonna be in there in a few days. Can't hardly wait.

[witchking21]

hey!! that's hagrid! lol

[chuckuckuck]

Oh let the sun beat down upon my face

Stars sent to fill my dreams

I am a traveller in both time and space

To be where I have been

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL this mans a poet but that just killed me

[Stoolie33]

Hate Damon, he grew up right up the street from me. Douche. Never liked any acting he's done. This one scene has turned it all around. He had good help, but that is just gold.

[CCFlair]

hahahahaha the way george and brad laugh is just siiiick :-DDDDD

[ParisFlip2011]

Sat at that exact table a few weeks ago!!!

[Mojosbigstick]

Face palm!

[MoneyR8]

clooney's face is just epic

[MsAisza]

I love Matt Damon... such a wonderful actor. : )

[seudotrofio]

2:29 watch brat pitt's face. Just like saying: Ok congratulations you screw it up! Lol

[RottieGuy1980]

I LOVE De Dampkring, very cool coffeeshop. Never actually saw this movie.........

[CarlosCMTF]

Clooney is trying to sell another dragon's egg to Hagrid! LOL

[MrHmbrgr]

Kashmir! <3

[diza55555]

If anyone didn't know, they're all high in the coffeeshop 'Dampkring' in Amsterdam.

[AKipp21]

hahaha

they are doing it just to mess with the new guy. the whole meeting was pointless. they wanted to show him that he wasn't ready to take on a bigger roll in the heist, which is what he wanted.

they point this out near the end of the movie

[4ssass1n3]

Please could anyone explain why they are saying these weird things?

[marineninga]

@miztrguru they are speaking in code and somebody was lost...

[BLJohnson10]

well now i know what to say if i don't like someone's niece.

[AudreyTwifan]

the bestest scene EVER!

[petshopgoy]

If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattering, then thanks giving and halloween would fall on the same date.

[richig761]

Of course the first thing that pops into Linus's head, a Zeppelin song. LOL

[Kimby2122]

This is so funny....the laughs

[alexolsennavarro]

So I guess Robert Plant is calling all our 7 year old nieces cheap whores!

[coryboy345]

Who calls a 7 year old a cheap whore...

[Archebaldrin]

this is freaking golden, 4 people are labelled "freaks"

[greendreaftw]

poker face on.

[angelofthewater13]

Oh that is Hagrid! If you close your eyes, it's his voice!

[starburst12398]

haha this is hilarious!! but i think i'm getting a headache trying to translate this lol

[luarionte]

Problem Matt Damon??? (trollface.jpg)

[gratash]

i was in dampkring yesterday! :(

[andrewarismunandar]

Kashmir?

[goldtours]

@andrewarismunandar yeah Damon is quoting the 1st lyrics to Kashmir-Led Zepp CLASIC

[Ravelinator]

there should be something like this on Google Translate so we can understand!!

[pistolpeeroy]

I WAS THERE 2 DAYS AGO :(

[1xtra299]

HAHAHAHAHA ughhHAHAHAH ehhhhehehehe ughAHAHAHAHAHA ehhehehe ehe ehh heheh mmmmmmm

[knight7se7en]

This is by far the funniest scene from the movie......the look on George Clooney's face was priceless!!!!! LOL!!!

[Yesitis808]

As soon as I heard "Oh, let the sun--", I was incapacitated with laughter.

[PaokaraSeAgapw]

Led Zeppelin <3

[Pearlygirl0]

brad pitt's hand tattoo is sick!

[whutbrush]

I love how Danny doesn't stop staring at Linus through the whole Kashmir speech. This is the least appreciated of the 3 films, despite having the most brilliant dialogue in the trilogy.

[TastyTeo]

Matsui is Hugrid from Harry potter!

[abtrlif4al]

did ocean's 12 make this up or is it a real thing

[thefatalepic]

@abtrlif4al Lol what talking in code?? That happens, buddy.

[xtmshadow]

Holy shit just realized they are in a coffee shop in amsterdam called dumpkring thats right around the corner of my house o.O

[Theburn77]

I laughed my ass of when he started quoting Kashmir, I recognized it immediately.

[logicfingers]

did Damon just says the lyrics to Kashmir?

[2minutestomammoth]

@logicfingers yep! =D that's Kashmir alright!

You have a very good taste in music

I just wished that they had some explanation for what they were saying!

[loerelover]

HAGRID!

[ciaosign3]

@loerelover haha holy shit i never noticed xD

[NathanDrake123]

I'm a traveller in both time and space PAHAHAHAHAHA

[rotjesenmatjes]

AhahahahEhehehehUuhuhuhuuhuh..­. Uhu... huhuh....hu...

[onlyone23km]

@rotjesenmatjes that was funny. brad really hit the ball out of the park on that one!

[xb0vv]

One of my favourite scenes in film history, shame the film was fairly average though.

[n0y0x]

@xb0vv definitely my favorite scene from the ocean trilogy, but the worst movie of the three

[a7xwidow]

so they were all effectively trollin his ass ?

[pineapplebaron]

This took me forever to understand. But now it's hilarious. I too, watched my mother kill a spider with a tea cozy.

[sweetbabe96]

@pineapplebaron can u explain it 2 me plz. thnx

[pineapplebaron]

@sweetbabe96 Do you remember the scene on the airplane? Rusty and Danny don't actually want Linus to be more involved, so they're trying to confuse him to get him to leave. And for a laugh, too. Nothing they're saying means anything or is supposed to make any sense.

[42001l]

@pineapplebaron No, theyr at Dampkring and stoned as fuck.

[Ferstizzio]

i din't get this part

[xjungfreud]

Like Dr Evil

[asif5661]

Lol.

[ancoloco]

I was an extra in this scene.

[DEUS7PATRON]

I CAN LEARN ABOUT THIS CONVERSETION

[MasteroChieftan]

lmfao

[HousesOfTheHolyV]

Kashmir!!

[loqutor]

You called his daughter a whore. His daughter has been in a coma for years.

[vinthanedar]

Brad Pitt's laugh is equal parts Austin Powers and Dr. Evil. lol

[MoneyR8]

hahah matt damon is so funny the way he acts

[smallrock98]

I never would have guessed that the actor playing Matsui is HAGRID from Harry Potter!! Wow!

[EJAanime]

LOL are are a mess! WTF were they even talkin about?! XD

[TheHodlum2]

2:33 priceless

[slashisclearlyjesus]

hahah fuck yea! KASHMIR!

[luisvuofh]

fuck i still dont fucking get it

[guidomith]

they were messing with Linus...messing with his head

[wakeupfist]

That means you get it.

[Deshface]

Lol, brad pitt's laugh is awesome.

[jmaccaman]

@Deshface I reckon hey.

[KingRay711]

lmfao! This is one of my favorite scenes. For those who didn't understand what they were talking about, just remember the famous catchphrase: When the world sets, a thousand hands will rise at the dollar pier.

[babylonkid]

dude Clooneys face. priceless.

[technopath100]

there are many mice upon the table but yesterday was more fruitful.

[TuTrixUK]

dude im with matt. what the fuck are they talkin about...?

[SpendMaDoughOnNoHo]

@TuTrixUK they was fooling him making it like they are speaking with codes but actually they were speaking bullshit .

[Neo79189]

Matt Damon's expression was awesome.. Hats off Mr.Bourne! :)

[Alexby1988]

Where can one find even in French please ?

[oldoma1]

0:29 xDD

[McV4y]

lol danny's face at the end

[captainkidding]

I love Brad Pitt's sick laugh in this.

[VicariouslyCurious]

@captainkidding It reminds me of when his character is beat up by Lou in Fight Club.

[DWaq32]

@captainkidding Lol, that's the same laugh from Fight Club.

[UnionPacificPL]

onkel Harold buahaha xD

[TheSugar1983]

Kashmir?

[matikalyere]

It's a Led Zeppelin song that he lifted the lyrics from.

[TheSugar1983]

I know.. i', just repeating it how Rusty says it... LOL

[matikalyere]

My bad...I'm pretty dense when it comes to stuff like that. ;)

[TheSugar1983]

my best scene is the train one... where they're discussung putting Yen in a bag. loool

[randominitializer]

the mother kill a spider. does that story mean his mother had sex with his uncle Harold. because lady spiders have sex and then kill her male mate! do you agree?:)

[veloocyclingbarber]

I thought the female praying mantis does that to the male

[randominitializer]

don't know about mantis, but i am quite sure about male spiders being eaten by female spiders at the end of the courtship.

[metricprime]

@randominitializer that's not all spiders dude...only black widow spiders.

[randominitializer]

@metricprime not all species of black widow actually kill the male after mating. on the other hand, many other species of spiders kill their males after having sex. for example the Australian red back spider. search "Spider cannibalism" in wiki and other sources.

[jeff47674]

The nose does not play!

[FourKandles]

lol love it!!! but wrong film :D

[ahmadoosucks]

haha! Love that scene!

[GhirelliTUBE]

ma che discorsi sono???

[Hybzy]

Scenes like this may seem simple, but it's the pure genius of the great actors involved that make it so great and so memorable. The facial expressions on all of them are perfection.

[retsiembrU]

0:29

when i go to that joint

i always have fun there,

anyway, i am from Amsterdam,

pople overthere always ask me,

" wich table didt they sit"

i always point at the wrong table,

freaking hilarious!

what a FUN!

[sign0in0to0you0tube]

@retsiembrU hehe, that is a rather typical Dutch thing to do... :p... i was sitting at the table behind Linus/Mat Damon... i wanted to sit at the one where they were, but it was occupied... just about the time it got free again, my friend got sic and we had to go... damn... but it was really cool... :)))

could you explain me please the `no hats rule`? what`s the point?

thanks

[retsiembrU]

@sign0in0to0you0tube

LOL, rather typicly Dutch, for sure,

anyway, about the 'hats rule'

its for security reasons,

no hats, glasses, covered heads, etc

[fraincis]

the hotel scene after this one is also great.. "an ahab with a WHAT?!"

[xMangaMelodyx]

ahahahaha I love their laugh.

[dekskii]

this scene is effing hilarious... like the "how old danny is" scene...

[y0ngcheng]

the more i watch this scene, the more i fell in love with the oceans movie!

[twistym]

Once, I put on a silver bowler hat. However, two days later, my mother then said that is was a colander.

Would you agree?

[SailingCedar]

I can't believe Linus called his niece a whore. That was ice cold.

[Hopelesshiei]

@SailingCedar at the end of the movie, they said it was a whole prank, meaning, they just made that up to make Linus feel bad. it was all part of the prank.

[crackerpacker23]

@SailingCedar I never got this scene!? When did he call his niece a whore?

[Tigerman1138]

@SailingCedar And a *CHEAP* one at that!

[JahBah777]

this is some funny isht!!! hahaha

[picknickerjoe]

this is one of the best scenes in all of cinema

[MilesTrane21]

Kashmir

[Br00dley]

Kashmir Ftw

[RongToi]

HAHAHAHA, i like the way ocean's just stares at him, not making a single movement, just stares.

[pinkyskulzz]

yeah i like it when he do that i mean his face is just dead at the moment its so funny he always do that even in some other movies

[JulesWinnfield69]

my friend and i do this all the time...we just jump into a random sentence..ie. "so i was talking to jared about this suit he bought..." *someone approaches* "...and when darkness falls over monument valley, the 5 wolves of the ancient tribes rise out of the mist and fly into the last rays of the sun before the lone coyote can howl at his lost prey..."

[abiumamah]

hahahahahahaha

fucking hilarious!

look at Matt on 0:36. he looks lost! haha..

[Commander32]

I love when Rusty starts to laugh

[sophiya1997]

my favorite scene of the movie!!!

[centrefugal]

best scene

[freshyip]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[kingcaesar5]

fucking hilarious. I have to pull it on someone one of these days.

[hitwithkicks]

Yes they are actuallt talking garbage, as Rusty said in the plane "in my professional opinion, your not ready", they just messed around with him in order to continue their plan, in which matt was part of...

[snuffsan]

Dampkring^^

[Chillahhh]

was matsui already part of the "Le Marc plan" at that point of the film ?

and who the f... is linus father anyway? le marc or the persident of usa or what?

[markitymark90]

Linus father is also a famous con artist in the Ocean's universe, you'll see him in Ocean's 13.

[tyrehoward]

I didn't know what was funny about what Matt Damon said until I started listening to Led Zeppelin 3 years ago and now everytime I watch that part I can't stop laughing especially at the end of the scene when Brad Pitt says "Kashmir?"

[devilsrain729]

How many more times do you think

theplaidmonkey will have to post the same paragraph explaining this scene?

[PrinzP9]

Rusty is great in this scene...

But when I watched this film the first time I haven`t understand it all.

But now I know everything.

(Sorry for my bad english)

[aimee829]

they were just playing with Matt Damon... at the end of the movie, when he and his mom are in the car, when she "rescued" them from jail, she tells him about it, much to his frustration... :)

[caligirl287]

so confusing. i don't know what's going on

[theplaidmonkey]

the whole lost in translation is a prank the three guys pull on linus because he's the nooby new guy. what they were saying didn't mean anything. they explain in the end of the film that "they pulled a lost in translation on you didn't they?"

[kiddjam]

I thought in the end, in the car that Linus's mum said it was only Mazui likes it a lot, did not expect Rusty and Danny would fool with Linus too.... haha, weird.

[djthehomeslice]

Rusty and Danny always fool.. remember Eleven when they pretend Danny is 'out' so that they could test his confidence?

Anyway this scene owns.. Rusty's forced laugh at the beginning is awesomeness.

[tehUBERn00blet]

They were fooling then?

[Erunai]

I said I thought that they were using metaphors doesn't mean that they are.

[kiddjam]

How do you understand the gibberish?

And what is the meaning of lost in translation, does it really mean anything when they talk?

[Erunai]

They are using metaphors, or at least I think so. And the title is saying that Matt Damon is lost in the translation.

[theplaidmonkey]

the whole lost in translation is a prank the three guys pull on linus because he's the nooby new guy. what they were saying didn't mean anything. they explain in the end of the film that "they pulled a lost in translation on you didn't they?"

[theplaidmonkey]

the whole lost in translation is a prank the three guys pull on linus because he's the nooby new guy. what they were saying didn't mean anything. they explain in the end of the film that "they pulled a lost in translation on you didn't they?"

[VoodoChile89]

ha ha ha thats from the song kashmir from led zeppelin

[bapletigre]

damkring baby

[amerikanz]

what matt damon said was a random line of lyrics from the famous led zeppelin song "kashmir"

[malaimayagara]

go easy on Linus... me, I lost them in the first ten seconds

[SylvanasFinest]

lol the best part is when brad pitt starts laughing xD

[stevenaqualeon]

the scene reminds me of something from austin powers

[leodavester]

does this lost in translation thing mean anything?

[fromwater]

No, or yes, tehy're just testing him/ screwing with him.

[frankie73kgt]

they're just messing with him.

[cerealboxconspiracy]

what?

[n89klp]

pause at 2:32. pricelss.

[n89klp]

LOOOOL i loved that scene! matt was such a nut head there haha...loved it!

[slitteva]

Damon makes this clip for me. Best scene in the movie. Damon nodding and faking like he knows what they're talking about at 00:38 is brilliant.