Miracle Blade Sucks

[TheBgred1]

thats a two dollar value for only five hundred dollars haha i luv it!

[TheBgred1]

hahaha similar knives cost five dollars!! hahaha.

[joemama114]

watch flex and "PHUCK!" right "Up your ASS!" XD

If you want the ultimate "CACK-A ASS"

[noosaslayer]

ha ha, nice.

[Manhi40]

Dear maker of this video, SOMTHING LIKE THIS IS CALLED YOUTUBE POOP!!!!!!!!

[ladodgers777]

Hi evan its matthew

[2Emos1Razor]

hahahahaha

[joemama114]

"And my mom's favorite, the chop and PHUK!"

"Watch! Just flex and PHUK!"

[krispy666999]

lol jack black

[jason24568]

0:25 Rock hard boner

0:26 Fresh TIIIITTSSSS!!!

[marcmantione]

Tourette guy

[Thegamedude1000]

It's a stupid commercial

[sandiegoborn32]

Yup, and that's why I made fun of it. :P

[yyyy2999]

@sandiegoborn32 you mean your attempt to?

[sandiegoborn32]

Let's see you make a better attemp. :)

[yyyy2999]

@sandiegoborn32 you really think you did a good job or something? lmao

[sandiegoborn32]

Okay smart ass, I only spent an hour on this thing, because I didn't have a lot of time on my hands for it. So I don't need no life trolls like you posting dumb shit on my videos.

And you don't even have any videos of your own, so just get the fuck off of my video, troll.

[yyyy2999]

@sandiegoborn32 Doesn't change the fact that it sucks, and that you're an idiot

[sandiegoborn32]

Haha, what makes you think that I'm an idiot?

[yyyy2999]

@sandiegoborn32 this vid

[sandiegoborn32]

Ohh wow, haha then you have pretty poor judgement then. :P

[yyyy2999]

@sandiegoborn32 no , your just an idiot who thinks i do. No matter what you say, its true that your an idiot

[sandiegoborn32]

Haha you're ignorance cracks me up. Maybe in your own fantasy world, it's true that I'm an idiot. But in reality, you have no idea what I am, or what I do, so just stop making a fool of yourself. :)

[yyyy2999]

@sandiegoborn32 You're just an idiot, end of convo

[sandiegoborn32]

No, you only think I'm an idiot, which technically doesn't make me one. :P

[yyyy2999]

@sandiegoborn32 You should be happy someone is telling you the truth, or else you may have had to find out a harder way

[sandiegoborn32]

How is it the truth when it's coming from some random internet troll I don't even know?

You're such a moron, lol.

[yyyy2999]

@sandiegoborn32 No matter what you say, your still an idiot and making yourself look even more stupid

[sandiegoborn32]

No, you're the one making yourself look stupid, because you still haven't answered my qestion - what makes me such an idiot?

[yyyy2999]

@sandiegoborn32 the fact that you even created this video, and that you had to ask again even though i already answered

[sandiegoborn32]

Well, your answer was invalid, because technically that doesn't make me an idiot as I've said before, idiot. :P

[yyyy2999]

@sandiegoborn32 it does but now you're just denying it

[sandiegoborn32]

There's nothing to deny. Just because you say something is a fact doesn't magically make it a fact, idiot.

[yyyy2999]

@sandiegoborn32 it didn't you were always stupid

[sandiegoborn32]

See, but you have zero proof of that, so you fail by default. :P

[yyyy2999]

@sandiegoborn32 how do i fail by default? you think this is some game? lmao

[sandiegoborn32]

Wow, you don't even see that you fail even though the answer is right in front of you. You have no proof that I'm an idiot, you don't know me, and you're just assuming things.

[yyyy2999]

@sandiegoborn32 i already said this video is proof, only an idiot would think this is funny, and you saying stupid things inside like "dick" and "fuck your mother" are just more proof that you're an idiot

[sandiegoborn32]

But this video doesn't reflect who I actually am. It's just a piece of media that I decided to post on a media hosting website.

[yyyy2999]

@sandiegoborn32 media is a form of art, and art represents the artist

[sandiegoborn32]

But I don't own this media.

[yyyy2999]

@sandiegoborn32 you said you made it idiot, how stupid are you. You're the type of person who shouldn't even be on the internet

[sandiegoborn32]

I said I made it (which meant I am the one who edited the media used to make this video), but I never said I owned the original content that was used in the making of this piece of media, therefore this media does not belong to me, so how does it reflect upon me?

[yyyy2999]

@sandiegoborn32 lmao dont be a smartass, you know that you altered it to make it into some retarded video. And i'm not trolling im showing my opinion but if it's too strong for you than shutup

[sandiegoborn32]

Haha, we're both being smartasses with eachother, and I can take your opinion, it's just the fact that you called me an idiot for no apparent reason is what's kind of bugging me.

[yyyy2999]

@sandiegoborn32 no, you should be used to it by now if you do what you do

[sandiegoborn32]

Meh, I guess you're right on that, but what do you mean by "doing what I do"?

And this argument isn't going much further, so let's just give it a rest. I'm not an idiot and you're not an idiot, so there.

[yyyy2999]

@sandiegoborn32 by making stupid vids and giving horrible backup in your comments

[sandiegoborn32]

Whatever, there stupid in your opinion.

You can think whatever you want, but it doesn't mean it's true. It's only true because you want it to be, which means it's not exactly true.

[yyyy2999]

@sandiegoborn32 no, i actually don't want all these stupid people on the internet, and its not stupid because i said it is, it's because its just stupid.

[sandiegoborn32]

And that's what makes it funny to a lot of people. And if it makes people laugh, then it generates views.

And there's always going to be stupid people on the internet, no matter what. There always has been and there always will be.

[yyyy2999]

@sandiegoborn32 well i hope your realize that it's not funny at all, and it's done so poorly.

[sandiegoborn32]

*Sigh* I know it's not my best work, but like I said in the beginning, I didn't put as much time into it as I normally do when making a video.

And it may not be funny to you, but it is to other people, and that's why it remains to be posted.

[sandiegoborn32]

Haha, and you're the one who shouldn't even be on the internet, because you're the one trolling me.

[DarkOblivion3]

This is stupid. All you do is replace words with other words. Not funny at all.

[sandiegoborn32]

@DarkOblivion3

Maybe to you it's not.

[PayneWagner2]

All of your videos are hilarious I have an asthma attack every time I watch a video

[sandiegoborn32]

@PayneWagner2

Thanks dude. I'm glad you like them. :)

[RTCMAHL]

LOL! Good Stuff!

He's not even a chef! These knives are nothing but box cutters.

[KDMNProductions]

lol

[Yakkers171717]

I Think they may be talking about the original commercial and product itself.

[sandiegoborn32]

Why is everyone saying my video is fake?

I don't see what's fake about it...I'm not even trying to prove anything in the video....

Stop making retarded comments people.

[xXUAEXx123]

The tomato in the begining already cutted b4 the show that's the reason i said "fake................" 2nd am not a retard think positive.

[xXUAEXx123]

fake.....................

[77Pacer]

It's OK, I'm just not crazy about it.

[cuddleslove1]

gahahah.

love it.

5 stars.

[BADRANG23]

what is your facination with curse words lately man?

[xXUAEXx123]

fake~

[jbunit2]

my mom bought miracle blades like 2-3 years ago and they still work great so... idk about you guys nut im sure most of you dont have any so...stop hating

[sandiegoborn32]

This is supposed to be a joke. I'm not hating on anything.

[jbunit2]

i wasnt talking to you, my comment was adressed to all the people that said its fake and shit, that it dosent work when they probably just saw the commercial.

[jbunit2]

and anyway you said it yourself that they suck (in the video description) so...

[baozeng]

0:13 so fake

[anamatron9]

actually it works! search the name and look for the news test. they prove it works!

[sandiegoborn32]

Yeah, but the commercial sucks because it comes on so much which is annoying.

[pentaHTF]

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