The Hetalia abridged: episode one

[1lemmen1fan26]

cat: MEOW 0.0

[jennaiscoolnotschool]

during the conferance who said

"You have to say it all Kawaii Des?" Cuz that made me lol xD

[BassistGal]

As a Hetalia fan and an abridged series fan, I was actually pretty disappointed by this. To be honest, I just didn't find this funny at all! The sound quality is very low, the jokes are not funny, and the voice acting sounds like a bunch of little kids trying to act, but they just can't. Please don't take this as an offence. I just really did not like this.

[shikabt15]

Greeces shirt is unbuttoned...

[cupcakeapprentice]

Italy you belong to me!! STALKER!!! i can so see Italy doing that.

[petaltailify97]

1:48 Vic Mignogna fangirls?

[RiikuFiro]

I just totally redesigned your livingroom, Russia... > w <

[jrdsoneandonly]

"Why does that cat sound like a grown man?" lol. XD

[Carlino5657]

Best building noises evar

[MissEsme90]

"All I need is porn and vodka" LOL

[HetaliaxFangirl]

When Italy said his "underwear was riding" in italian, it literally meant his underwear was riding a horse XD

[Weeblez42]

that backround music is way to familiar...grr what is it from????

[thetreeclan1]

STALKER! D8

[Zaeriuraschi198]

There's already an abridged version of Hetalia... Also known as the English dub.

[hoshiodoriko]

honestly you wont get very far if you can diversify your voices and the show is already funny so your writing needs to be more snappy or you wont get very far. this is not a flame im just giving some friendly advice.

[SuperHer0Fan]

0:00

[TheMightyPrussia]

"Truly, you are my bastard son. ^^"

[trappedontheinternet]

Germany's voice rocks BTW.

[nicoleotaku]

Vic mignogna is the best he does the voice of Greece

[teamjacob3700]

oh god i about died at the underwear vendingmachines lol

[Bananabreadify23]

PANTYHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOSE

[chibichan808]

I can't tell you how hard I lold at the manry cat XD

[LiddiBug]

This is why, England need's to watch Sealand...this is what he does..with his country.

[Kekilolli02]

i luv the guy's voice who's Germany :3

[0hananah0]

"What are you all, Vic Mignogna fangirls?!"

....yes. :o

[DigiAle]

Holy Rome: Italy~! You belong to me~!!!

Italy: STALKER!!!

me: SO CUTE!!! <3

[FreakyFreakMcFreaker]

MA for "MAJOR AWESOME!" This video is Gilbert APPROVED!

[JustKeepOnTrollin]

Lol when I saw the title of this, I was like "How do you make an abridged series out of something thats alright short and funny?!" This was really funny!

England: "It tastes like someone shat in my tea." XD

[SpoinkRocks]

I love the cat xDDDDDD

[narutonyahcat12]

Cat: MEOW

Japan: wh-why does that cat sound like a grown man ?

Cat: MEOW

Me: =W= ...

[XChildOfTheMermaidsX]

.....HAHAHA!!!

[Monopolycat]

STALKER!!!!!!!!

[KunoichiKazuko]

truely u are my b*stard son

-looses it- XD

[CrazySleepWalkerChic]

Ohhh Russia.... Truer Words Have NEVER Been Spoken! *Cuddles Porn and Vodka*

[Ipinkygirl]

This just made my life so much better. DONT STOP, I LOVE THIS!!!! I. LOVE. YOU. PEOPLE.

[MultiGaryProductions]

YOU MADE CHIBITALIA EVEN MORE EPIC!!!!

[meilin4444]

and i thought the original Hetalia was fucked up

Japan: why does that cat sound like a grown man?

yeah... i need to get off the drugs *looks at helium tank* does this even count as a drug?

[TynnOrigini]

Lmaooooo... XD

I can't stop laughing

[ihasacloud]

ITALY YOU BELONG TO MEEEEE!

STALKER!?

Hahahahah! That was great!

[superelf94]

MEOW

I laughed so hard at that part i can't stop laughing!!!!!!!

[NekoMimiModeKiss]

XD "Truely, you are my bastard son." Grandpa Rome's words of wisdom.

[MeshaxRie]

I never laugh so heard in my life I'm crying

[1wizgirl271]

....ok, who ever does Germany's voice sounds pure awesome. To bad he wasn't voicing Prussia: Perfect match XD -shot-

[iZoeey]

OH GOD THAT CAT

"MEOW"

That's where i couldn't stop laughing.

[LisaCanAnimate]

Isn't Hetalia technically already an abridged series of world history class, just so much more epic and with yaoi undertones?

[AnimeEyes143]

Making an abridged episode that is actually longer than the original episode. Well done, sir!

[SegaFan64]

4:03 I LOVE THAT CAT. IF THAT CAT WAS A GUY I'D MARRY IT.

lol :3

[TheSailorHetaliaTeam]

Wait did Italy...... do helium? XD

[TokyoTwinkle]

1:12 Hey Russia! The cheese in my pants is very pretty! XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

MEOW! Stalker! This is so funny!

[ChuggasLittleFangirl]

Stalkerrrrrrrr~ D": XD

[Rinamaster]

ALL I NEED IS PORN AND VODKA!!

[electragoob]

Where IS Vic Mignogna?

[lenayacraby]

pantyhose....?

[MoostacheRevolution]

I love how Italy sounds kind of like John Travolta. XD

"I'm so bored right now, I got no where to go. It's-It's dark outside, please just just help me."

[booklvr8888]

XD I think my favorite part was at the world conference when that guy in the background kept saying "Falcon punch is not a drug!!!"

[Cancoria]

How can you make an abridged series out of something that's already funny?

[TheHETALIAABRIDGED]

@Cancoria

Cause..we're adding more adult content, for a world that is more sexually hilarious then the show is. that's the point of a parody.

[5432shadow]

@TheHETALIAABRIDGED but it already has a bunch of yaoi references i dont think it needs anymore adult content then it already has

[pairingaddict]

@Cancoria Or rather, how can you make an abridged series that is already abridged in and of itself?

[StoopidMokey]

Just sitting here like , the fok?

[HetaliaFangirlAru]

XDD I love ou people,wherever you are.

[Lovelyangelcx2]

best part: 4:04

[Lovelyangelcx2]

hehehe, "I like totally redesigned your living room russia"

[HoloUkami]

"All I need is porn and vodka" I now know why my friends call me Roshia XD

[thirdtender]

FINALLY

SOMEONE MADE THIS!

-glomps-

BE THE AMERICA TO MY ENGLAND~!

My friend: YOU MEAN THE CANADA TO MY AMERICA

Me: AWHELLNAW -pimp slaps-

[SpazzGirl626]

I show my friend the video

America: Looks like I'm a liberal cuz obama's in town!

My friend: I already liek :3

[MegaPeachPrincess]

El queso in mi pantalones es muy bonito.

The cheese in my pants is very pretty.

...As opossed to the cheese in Russia's pants?

[salmithaa]

LOL hahaha

Japan:*places Orange on Italy's head*

cat:MEOW,

[ambervaughn]

DONKY KONG IS NOT A DRUG!

[zeta986]

somethings wrong with your abridged series!

your voice sounds like a girl so i already know that you like yaoi!

Hetalia:axis powers means Bishounen land so i called it yaoi

[AnimeGirl5634]

Blah blah blah HOLA!

[HorseSpirit8]

FALCON PUNCH IS NOT A DRUG

[psiaura1]

It's not really an abridged series, because it's actually the same length as a normal episode of hetalia...

[summerangel395]

@psiaura1 But an abridged of this series would make each episode two seconds long and nothing would happen XD

[sesshylover1125]

so much fail.. but... so much win at the same time.... i applaude you.. you gained the status of legendary fail. where you epically fail but also epically win :D

[myzticwolf]

is it just me

or did that cat sound like littlekuriboh?

[Wierdperson31]

Haha! Hogan's Heroes theme!

[12Ang122]

What is the song that plays at 2:42?

And the cat made me laugh so hard I cried. xD

[EELClove98]

....MEOW.

[FrubaFruitsBasket]

And here I thought the original Hetalia couldn't be more "abridged" than it already was.

You have proved me wrong. :D

[sorryclaw]

"Italy you belong with me~!!!!" "STALKER!!!" LOL

[gothicXLoli]

WTF BOOM!! was my reaction...Thats a good reaction! :)

[sorryclaw]

"Truly, you are my bastard son." LOLLOLLOL!

[halloweencraz]

i love 4:03-4:10 lolz

[2fudgeballs]

Were you high when you made this?

[1337sir]

WHAT ARE YOU ALL, VIC MIGNOGA FANGIRLS?!

[Yoyo876i]

MEOW

Why does that cat sound like a grown man?

MEOW.

X'D

[RayquazaMaster777]

Isn't it hilarious that this is 30 seconds longer than the actual show?

[neoncolorcupcakes22]

i coudnt stop lauging it was SOOO FUNNY MAKE MORE PLEASE

[ToxicBiohazardPro]

YOU DID IT! FINALLY! THE TIME PARADOX HAS BEGUN! ........I love you.

[MikiSymmetryGoddess8]

That cat was the manliest one there XD

[harrypottertacos123]

I paused before watching anything else (I paused at 0:20 just to let you know) and this is what I said...America better be funny.. =.=

After I watched the video/episode....

It sucked....*subscribes, likes, favorites, and clicks next episode...* And by sucked I meant IT WAS AWESOME!!! X3

[Pebblestream]

THEY USED THE SONG FROM HOGAN'S HEROES... oh geez so american

[sleepygirl503]

"Italy what are you doing" -Germany thinks of what Italy would do- "I don't

want to know,I don't want to know,I don't want to know!"

[AverageRandomness]

"Where's Vic Mognogna?!" I WAS WONDERING THE SAME THING!! XD

[artemisrox98]

Before watching video- How can you make an Abridges Series out Hetalia? It's already hilarious....

After Watching video- I have been graced by gods.

[ThePunkDonkey]

MEOW.

[TheChocorider]

Stalker!!! LOL

[ux4484]

Okay, i laughed my ass off with the whole "Why does that cat sound like a grown man" thing. I laughed so hard I think I kinda died a little.... :D

[sevtheslayer7]

I about died when you said "Why does that cat sound like a grown man?" This is AWESOME!!!!!

[PeepParty]

5:13 - 5:19 lolololol

[shinyumbre]

hooray for being a bastard child!/shot

[fireflyluvr13]

Truly, you are my bastard son. XD lmfao

[deming0jackie]

@fireflyluvr13 I had the exact same thought.

[Fiddlesticks116]

You... abridged... Hetalia.

How is that even possible? Hetalia's already an abridged series! Of the world!

How did you manage this?! I must know!

[olivec500]

lol.

Japan:blah blah bla- Wait when did i get a narrarator???

[LicoDono]

France's laugh = <3 

[KatFuma]

Germany- U Italy! Wheres Vig Mignonga?!

me- sleeping in the chair over there *points to Greece*

[Sandkastenrockerin01]

i totally redesigned your living room, russia!

i love you XD

[Vocatalia]

Because the cat is manry

[Jerricola2]

Theres always a Falcon punch.......

[Mewberibunny]

On a side note: Is it natural that U burst out into mad laughter when the cat "Meow"'d?

[Mewberibunny]

Poland's voice wins soooo bad XDD

[rosepuppy143]

Poland: I just totally redesigned ur living room, Russia

LOL I can totally see him saying that

[lmckay023]

you see its pretty hard to abridge an already funny and short series like Hetalia, sorry to say but this falls flat on its ass with failure

[Wryyyyzard]

You spelled continue wrong.....and eye hol hertedlee aproov

[Tokiothewerewolf]

England:it taste like someone shat in my tea

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Narrator:and underwear vending machines

Japan:when did we get a narrator

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France:ohohohohohohoh

H.R.E:italy i wanna take you away and live with me now

Romano: why am i related to you?

5:11 roflmao

[Mirokukeiiswatching]

Italy:I inhaled a helium tank

Germany:Where did you even get helium from

[xxCyberDamagexx]

oh wow really Hogan's Heros theme. ^_^

[Moonessmonster]

Haha oops mean 4:04.

heehee

[Moonessmonster]

3:04 haha Meow.

[OkamiYasha16]

MEOW. Wait, isn't Vic Mignogna Greece's dub voice?

[imthefunnygirl]

Is that Chibitalia BG music from Candy Candy 0.0? Lol I could of sworn. I like that cat by the way XD

[xBleedingPoet]

That cat works with Iceland's Puffin >->

This video made me laugh in the middle of the night.

[IceQueen975]

Germany: "Italy, where's Vic Mignona?"

Italy: "sorry Kurogane-san, you have to work with me."

Germany/Kurogane: "And you are...?

Italy/???: "Watanuki Kimihiro. I was the one working for Yuko...?

Germany/Kurogane: "IS THAT DAMN WITCH IS THIS ANIME TOO?!"

[theslideshow123456]

falcon pwanch is not a drug i heard that alot xD

[Emonaruto97]

HRE: Italy you belong to me!

Chibitalia: STALKER!

XD And the meow killed me.

[RainbowZebra99]

Is the real Hetalia anywhere near as funny as this? If it is, I have to watch it xD

[EpicNinja42]

At about 1:49 all I could hear was "KAWAII DESU"

[michi42355]

MEOW XD

[Fiddlesticks116]

Before watching: "How the hell did you manage to make a Hetalia abridged? It's already an abridged series of the WORLD! It's physically impossible!"

After watching: "O.O MOAR."

[pikachugirl15]

HRE really is a starker!! ^~^

[MistressOfBlackDeath]

LOL xD I love how you guys used the song for Hogan's Heroes as the opening xD It fits xD

[KunoichiKazuko]

italyyy you belong to meeee

stalkerrrrrr XD

[CaramellPeach]

"I just totally redesigned your living room, Russiaaa~!" LOL xD

[DogDemon7727]

"I'll be fine as long as I have vodka and pooooorn, da~" I love u Russia those are words of wisdom.

[ChristinaLoveAnime04]

i was screaming when i heard Poland! :D

and its midnight.........xD

[ghostrider3009]

Actually that was Britans oil spill. America just got stuck with paper work.

[ICEbulletRAY]

MEOW

[gen101394]

Italy, you belong to meeee!!!!

stalkeeeeeeeer!!!!!!!

[ChillMusicVillge]

I love how this video is longer than an episode of Hetalia itself XD

[lilathecorgi]

The cat.....I was expecting "Meow,BITCH" for some reason....

[MyvPops818]

The only part I found funny was when the cat was like "MEOW" like a man just after 4:00.

[1lilcomrad]

I LOVE that half A**ed "RRRRRR."

[PrincessPearl820]

Spain. and the cat. <3

[cartmansfat123]

Technically hetalia can't be abridged



[HotaruMitsuki101]

Meow.

[ChibiStar100]

So fantastic x'DD "DIE DIE DIE !"

[ChiChiInu]

xD Se ihme musiikki oli siitä videosta missä Venäjä jahtaa Preussia putken kanssa. xD

[jojorocks0099]

NNNNNIINNNEEE you heve germany all rong how dare you insalt my countrey ill get china to beat your ass!!!!!!!! with bamboo!!!!!! jkjkjkjkjk

[KyaserinChan]

Spain... why is there beautiful cheese in your pants? O.o

[inukag0]

lmfao my friend was wondering what Spain said and i was like "the cheese in my pants is really beautiful?"and we were like WTF??hahaha

wait,why does that cat sound like a grown man?O.O

[RayquazaMaster777]

I just totally redesigned your living room, Russia!

[MusiicLover1993]

This is like the sixth time I've watched this now. XD

It amazes me that even when ChibiItaly is being parodied, he's still the cutest thing ever <3 <3

[MusiicLover1993]

Russia: "All I need is porn and vodka~"

[xKeroroChanx]

"Italy you belong to meeee!"

-"STALKER!"

[larxene107yuna555]

"All i need is porn and VODKAAA~!"

[pxnxd68]

I watched this before the actual series...needless to say, I was BEYOND confused...

[chakaraking]

. . .MEOW . . .MEOW . . . Best part of the whole thing, made my whole day

[deathpixy]

wher is Vic Mignogna? (lol vic is Greese's Dub voice)

[dejiblob]

"Falcon punch is not a drug!!"

Heh amusing X3

[Superspaceify]

DIE DIE DIE DIE- ahohohohoho!ahohoho~ (deep vpice) MEOW XDXDXDXXDXDXD

[Superspaceify]

DIE DIE DIE DIE- ahohohohoho!ahohoho~

[WetardsUnited]

I'm pretty sure a short/parody-oriented anime doesn't need an abridged series.

[ichigolawlietkyo]

died when the cat meowd XD

[WonkaWonkaWoot]

ITS CHUCK NORRIS' CAT

[awesomesauce571]

Rome: Truly, you are my bastard son XD

Rome rocks! FTW!

[17Djinn]

...A+ for effort, but Funimation kinda beat you to the punch.

[1013AnimeFreak]

all i need is porn and vadka!

lol wow russia, just wow XD

[1wizgirl271]

Meow.

[Edsgirl78]

Why yes, I am a Vic Mignogna fan girl XD

[sosbrigadesoc]

...and underwear vending machines.

[DiGiRyuu]

An abridged Anime parody about an abridged Anime series. The madness never ends. XD