MST3k The Dead Talk Back 01/10

[SaskBlade]

Ah yes, when you think Anheuser-Busch, you immediately think of furniture. When I think of Anheuser-Busch, I think of what happens to your furniture after consuming.

[blackiestark]

"Gentlemen, if you PLEASE!"

"You FILTHY DEGENERATES!"

[Redcamo19]

We need shows like this nowadays. I can think of 1000 movies that deserve this treatment

[Yapshire]

@Redcamo19 Check out "Rifftrax." Same guys, just as funny. Sometimes funnier.

[ArmorArmadillo]

@Redcamo19 Rifftrax if you like Mike, Kevin, and Bill, Cinematic Titanic if you like Joel, Trace, Josh, Frank, and Mary Jo

[minquick]

I'm a big T. Servo fan, but I think this is Crow's finest hour.  Def in my top 20 eps, Great skits!

[kftc88]

So the female wizard isn't allowed to talk? Instead it's the standard authoritative male voiceover narration. Apparently women were only supposed to sell stuff in the 1950s by having attractive legs for the camera to pan over.

[kftc88]

So in Gypsy's hypothetical fire, they just leave Cambot to burn?

[pretorious700]

This movie is almost as bad as the Coleman Francis epics.....almost.

[xXMordMikeXx]

The big bang theory is a horrible show

[PhyscoZombieChickie]

@xXMordMikeXx It looks like it , im still vaguely interested 

[tas12345678100]

everyone check out analogkid01 he has full lenght mst3k episodes.

[Tareltonlives]

"*music from 2001*" "Ripoff!"

"Bosoms!"

[ryanbordt]

I had to find this episode to watch, since my wife was watching the movie "Amber's story" on lifetime and this guys acting was SO bad, i had to look him up and sure enough, he was in a movie that was on MST3K.

[devospud]

"The dead talk back..." sounds like something you'd say to your wife! zing!

[JazzFalco]

when does Joel show up?

[msxeno]

@JazzFalco

He's always with us in spirit... ;)

[tas12345678100]

@JazzFalco he returns for soultaker

[VGasshole]

"Ignatz and Krazy Kat are calling"

Thanks guys, you always surprise me with your references even after 10+ years of watching.

[Tyvadia]

The short reminds me so much of fallout 3. In fact, I think I looted a couple of those selling wizards recently.

[ChaoticYak]

You can't look away, can you?

(Man, I looooove this episode.)

[ffwoodycooks]

"he'll try to keep his sanity...CROOOOOOOOOOOOW"

[mkmDell]

@Dankore Actually, Joel would've been more than happy to have a line of cigarettes named after him. By the end of the episode he (Joel) would've smoked so much the bots would have to give him an intervention.

[mkmDell]

@Dankore Actually, Joel would've been more than happy to have a line of cigarettes named after him. By the end of the episode he (Joel) would've smoked so much by the end of the episode the bots would have to give him an intervention.

[robotpanda77]

The Budweiser cooler short is one of their all time best in my opinion.

[Unwyze]

Smoke.

[blaed]

keep circulating the tapes!

[TheMaster1Shake]

"To sell in high volume, for high profit(crow chimes in) 'for high people'" lmao, you guys hear that one? It's at like 6:09 that was funny lol

[slipknot92194]

Man if I wasn't born in the middlish ninties I'd have been old enough to get this show...granted my dad watched it when I was little and I remember standing by and watching too, I now LOVE this show with all my heart and respect it oh so much! In a way I'm kinda glad its not insanely popluar, its like our own secret hilarious gem...

[TheMaster1Shake]

@slipknot92194

Dude you know whats up if you're a younger kid and you appreciate this show. And it's a "cult" show for sure. That means only a select group likes it. I'm 23 and I remember watching this with my dad as well, when I was younger.MST3K Brings memories and happiness to all! :)

[IrishEyedBlue]

@TheMaster1Shake

I remember the show as well and I am 22. I saw this when it was on the Sci-Fi Channel though I was too young to fully appreciate the humor of MST3K.

[Yapshire]

@TheMaster1Shake I'm 41 and I've been a fan since '92. So I made damn sure my kids were marinated in MST. I hope they grow up to be little Mysties.

[Chastrie]

Work it now Frank..Sizzle it!

[ChaoticYak]

My pinpoint marketing sits on his chest and dangles loogies in his face until he buys!

[Kinemacolor]

I love this episode. I love this movie.

The true oddities they featured have a special place in my heart.

[uuuultra]

i always skip the host segments

[bornimperfect]

@uuuultra blasphemy

[SocksBanzaiRockin]

I laugh at the recent crackdown on MST3K uploaders on YouTube. Really? You think we're going to be stopped? Hell no! Keep circulating the tapes!

[DMCdawg]

The selling revolution will not be televised!

[traveller800]

@DMCdawg

MST3K forver...this crackdowns stupid...just NBC being greedy...its not like the eps they demand removed are on DVD...its just them not wanting to share.

[SnjperWulf]

@traveller800 lol Hey, you replied to the wrong person!

It is stupid though. I mean, how are they bringing this show to a new generation? YouTube is the best place to share it. I watched it as a kid, the guys have moved on to RiffTrax, and I guarantee they'd be glad to know that we're all keeping the show alive. Think they care if NBC gets their money? Doubtful. NBC, YOU ARE SCREWIN' WITH THE WRONG FANS! I'll send Torgo to awkwardly rub your faces if you don't back down now!

[tripdefect87]

@traveller800 They don't even OWN THE SHOW ANYMORE

That's the thing

They had it on Sci-Fi, but then they got rid of it because they didn't "get it"

[ChaoticYak]

Hand in sweaty hand.

[13stooge]

you could've been so... nelson.

[sleepyhollow783]

4:55 "SH-EWT"

[Cassavius]

The 2001 monolith reference...XD

[babyhorsey6]

One person has NO sense of humor.

MST3K is the best show ever!

[Spiderzumbie]

Is it me or the cowboy in the Nelson Cigarette box look like Mike trying to be Ronald Reagan??

[antgav79]

You could have been so Nelson

[ChaoticYak]

For whatever reason, this is one of my favorite episodes of season 6. The movie is just so bizarre and M&TB are on fire through all of it!

[ilikethecoke]

"Gentlemen, if you please!"

That's not fair! The camera was fixated there so we had no choice but to look!

Not that it wasn't a pretty sight, mind you, but still.

[ultraviolet94]

"What is this, frozen cotton?"

[Ututwhynot]

@PacRimJim yeh some blackslpoitation film wouldve been awesome

[pearce32]

What makes a saling wizard

Tom: Bosoms!

[CaptRodgers]

To sell in high volume for high profit...

"For high people!" XD

[toddclapp]

One of my favorite episodes of MST3K - including the short.

[ChaoticYak]

...and so you see, Mike, because of that, you'll never be a world-class dancer.

(Am I the only one who would have loved to hear the rest of that conversation?)

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

But lose the outfit!

Are we in Heaven?

You filthy degenerates!

The selling revolution will not be televised!

[W4RLoL87]

Man I just love MST3K! I have so much fun watching it. :)

[MrAluminumJacket]

He'll try to keep his sanitCROOOOOOOOOOW!

[TheGzeus]

Wah! Abbreviated Robot Roll Call!

[Dulcimerist]

Bat Guano!

[charger619c]

Gentlemen please! "you filthy degenerates"

[pillagerromanman]

U know how NBC needs to fill up timeslots... bring this back.

[kinghellguy]

@pillagerromanman they need to

[FreakDaMIghet]

6:25 lol apealing packinge.

[watda74]

@FreakDaMIghet

Cant believe they didn't run w/ that one. lol

-...Oh, yeah, and high-octane SUDS!! WHOO!!

[FreakDaMIghet]

@watda74, lol

[DementedJuggalette]

so, depressingly, i was born in the early 90s and missed out on this show when it was first on. So i want to say thanks for putting it up on youtube so that i can while away my last summer before college staying up till 7am watching episodes. Seriously, i am now in love with this show.

[akje93]

@DementedJuggalette me too! my parents watched it, but never introduced it to me, until i saw the movie on tv, and now i am completely addicted! this show is the greatest!

[edsch21988]

OMG this is hilarious! only because today and yesterday and two days before that, where i live, there were 5 fire alarms. one because of a storm, one because of smoking bacon, and the rest from the system being retested, i am in a dorm, if your wondering what im talking about. and that totally made my day.

[norsef]

The sales wizard is hot, mute and supplies ice cream. I'm willing to say thats pretty much everything I want in a woman.

[arete1952]

@norsef

I concur 100%!

[Tareltonlives]

"You're not man enough to smoke Nelson, Nelson!"

7:22 LOL

7:30 "Ripoff!"

This is what happened to Hermione Granger after she married Ron Weasley. A cautionary lesson

"You filthy degenerates!"

[kanyehater99]

How did they not make a joke about the 'appealing package' line?

[ChaoticYak]

Forget the ice cream. I'll be right back!

[whiskeyify]

My favorite has always been Gypsy, but she's not on very often.

[SaveTheTapirs]

I want to buy that display cabinet really bad now! I'll need to go back to the 50s.

[SaveTheTapirs]

"No talking in line!"

[KidChaos5150]

I've been Nelson ever sence I was 16

[calico992]

Why oh Why is there a cambot? I mean you NEVER see him! he never goes into the theater (Gypsy does on 2 or 3 times) Hes never ever a part of anything, yet in every season hes always the FIRST robot in the credits! IF your not going to use him, at least put him last in the lineup!

[kreigor]

cambot is the reason you even see them in the theater or the movie or them at alll if oyu look in the robot call outs hes in front of a mirror lol

[PifferyGear]

Cambot is always in the show, hes the cameraman/robot. In one episode he gets upset when several security cameras get destroyed, which is shown by water running down the screen.

Its also stated one time that Cambot has to watch ALL the movies, since he records the riffing footage for the Mads.

[justanoli]

Repeat to yourself it's just a show, I should really just relax...

[LightDeoxys]

Ben and Jerry's before Woodstock.

[sleepyhollow783]

I wish I had an appealing package. :-(

6:25

[dnm72863]

"You, the ice cream manufacturer..."

Crow: "Up against the wall! Spread 'em!"

[ilikethecoke]

And what's the feature that makes a Selling Wizard?

Bosoms!

[jekblom123]

"In high volume, for high profits, for high people."

"Impulse buying is primarily... womens fault."

"Manufactures spend millions on package design, and this is the result."

[darkprose]

Great 2001 reference at 7:19!

[Tclay43]

7:18 oouououououououoooheeeohohohoh­ohohohoho

[Applemask]

"He'll try to keep his sanity CROOOOOOOOOOW"

[sleepyhollow783]

6:40 "Don't tell me what I can't do; who is this guy?!"

[nXsJinRoh]

pretty sure this is where beakmans world got its idead..yeh!!

[LyndaHudson]

"Up against the wall, SPREAD 'EM!!!"

[KaterzTheMSTie]

You know, I'm not saying this lightly, but I think that this is the best show. Ever. I love this show.

[couchfort]

That's because it IS the best show ever.

[cuttock]

@couchfort I'd put it second only to Monty Python's.

[cuttock]

@KaterzTheMSTie I'd put it right behind Monty Pythons. Love these guys.

[cuttock]

@KaterzTheMSTie I'd put it right behind Monty Pythons. Love these guys.

[rememberization]

Hooray! i love this one...

[Dankore]

Mike is a hero. Valiantly refusing to smoke. Even with all the peer pressure from robots. A lesser man would crumble. And Joel would probably eat pancakes. Er waffles! I blew it...

[l33tZodiac]

Forget the ice cream, I'll be right back!

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

The selling revolution will not be televised!!

[vinushka01]

You filthy degenerates!

[TomMSTie]

Thank you so, so much TTM1. This is one of the best Mike era Episodes.

[SeagalismyHero]

Been waiting to see this one for awhile. Thanks!

[TomMSTie]

If you're interested, I have this and every other available MST3K episode playlisted on my page. ^_^

[GoblinXXX]

Oh, it's TRUE!

[TomMSTie]

I made the play list using teleKEENIS.

"Oh, 'The Complete History of Transistors,' I'm in for the evening."

[GoblinXXX]

(Starts sharpening a curtain rod)

[TomMSTie]

"I disguised myself as a Bison Calf!"