i'm a guidette

[str8n8ive4life]

La bellezza wit da blu eye shadow is lookin fly as hell. BeneBENE

[ellobom13]

DAMM THEY LOOKIN FINE AF I WOULD SOO FUCK THE SHIT OUT THEIR FACES N THEN USE MA DICK AS THEIR LIP GLOSSES... o btw they dont sound italian they sound like puertorican chix frum like brooklyn or bronx or sumthin lol

[dalilevil1]

this.. is exactly why i dont tell people im fuckin italian. stick to your white rice.

[MrDigmaan]

ROFLROFLROFLROFL oh man what is really going on these days.

[skylarlawlz]

@Musikgurl15 I completely agree!! They're so freakin adorable! What is up with people being so rude in their comments?? Jealous, maybe? Cuz they can't stop being uptight long enough to have some fun with their friends? Dude, seriously. Haha. <3 <3 =]

[MrSammylamigus]

@skylarlawlz its just because thats life. like it or not your going to be hated. get over it.

[skylarlawlz]

@MrSammylamigus dude.. who are you talking to? Nobody hates me.. Maybe people hate you? I have no idea but no one likes negative people =] jus sayin <3 I'm a positive person and for you to say that I'm always going to be hated.. um actually no. I'm not. If people hate you then I'm sorry. But maybe you could change your attitude and they wouldn't? Anyway so yeah I have nothing to "get over". But thanks for your concern sweetheart. K thanks. Bye =] <3

[OrganicPanicMOB]

God damn. I didn't think girls could reach a new low :/

[zaqqjersey]

you guys are mad funny yo. ahahaha. how you guys get your voices like that.

[Musikgurl15]

i like this vid tho! lol "you juss look freaking re-tah-ted" and the nicknames are classic guido haha

[Musikgurl15]

why are their voices like that? really guys?? i think your dumber than the guidos you hate cause these girls are just comfortable with themselves and want to be funny. Oh ya lets just state the obvious cause we're sooo much smarter and cooler than these quidettes right? They are being completely serious while talking with hamster voices....thats humor to some ppl and I do recall tv commercials being like this that i bet you laugh ur ass off to soooooo STFU.

[tweetybirdgirl07]

lol

[josee142]

Why's ur guy's voice like that? What the hell

[TheSneakyFern]

uuuhg *facepalm*

[erdbeermuffin89]

wannabe. what's with your voice?

[briawnaduke3]

lol are they kidding or forreal?

[tracksanney]

You fucking granades are asians....hahah BOOOM

[wuvicat12]

yo whats yur fine ass girls number?

[charleyCAMPBELLx]

being a guidette doesnt mean you have to be italian..... being a guidette is a life-style. even snooki have confirmed this.... just sayen....

[DesertEagleEvan]

@charleyCAMPBELLx that's all bs u actually have to be italian

[charleyCAMPBELLx]

@DesertEagleEvan no you dont! lmao

[DesertEagleEvan]

@charleyCAMPBELLx the ppl that say that u dont have 2 are mad that there not italian like these 2 chinks

[aliceinwonderland778]

*guidette

[aliceinwonderland778]

I'm Italian and born a guidette. Guiesette's don't have to be a Italian btw... (;

[michljordyn]

All you guys commenting are ridiculous. Guidette is a lifestyle, like being a gothic chick or jock or prep. It's ridiculous to say all guidettes are Italian.

[lauracarusoxo]

your asian LOL no italian like everyone else is saying..nice try though

[Ashuntiish]

lol yall is asians or chinese lol but yall sum what fooled me i though yall was american but tell ur daddys to mke me some shrimp fried rice

[bstonebalboa]

italians are such trash

[sespela]

@bstonebalboa Not real italians. I have several real italian friends, and they're great people.

American Italians, who think they are italian, they are trash!

[steelfury455]

does dog taste like chicken?

[Speed12236]

I want to stomp your face into a million pieces.

[lanceyourlot]

I've just added to the dislike bar. "Like" this comment if you dislike this vid. BLAR!

[jhatchoou]

18 and already a slut why did i watch 1 minute of this stupid shit

[ParanoidToaster]

Just turned 18? WOW! And you already look like you've fucked 300 guys!

[slideshowgurl]

Get the FUCK out of here... your asian... not italian...

[madben111]

real life chipmunks!! yeeehaaa!!

[noodleboy12369]

All hermorphadites are the same......

[Armani1983]

go eat some cats or something.

[MocroPowerzz999]

dayum, they is ugly ;;o

[MrsNoHate]

they are OBVIOUSLY juss joking.

[MexicanBarbieeDollx3]

thee lighter onee looks likee deenaa xD

[KupkaykeLove]

@MexicanBarbieeDollx3 yeah she does nd michelle "poofy" looks like brenda song

[shawtydaniboo]

Itss obbv. you couldnt bee a guidette to easy too tell your assaiin , But i love asains <3 i hopee ya'll are joking && making fun of people ..

[alexpaulslikewassup]

the fat jwoww dosent let the PHAT snookie talk

[ramano2005]

crusty as hell bruh

[jolene143aaes]

I like snooki better.than u

[Sofiuh]

i hear chipmunks

[KINGhotaru11]

NO.. NOOOOOOOO I DONT WANT A HAPPY ENDING LOL..

[nuggetz24]

ew

[sinseer11]

Lucy Liu is that you?

[adah1dextrious]

your all racist on here

[keelybits]

wannabes

[yatube12]

you can't even parody this,your both fucking asian.

[robertwaxers8]

these are not italians these are hello kittys

[montyburnzz]

It's parody people, not meant to be serious.

[gatorsrule850]

woops wrong video i was looking for how to be a whore

[TheDmoncede]

who the fuck are these fucking half-breed teenie bopper , RETARDS...is it really THAT GAY up north in new york and in jersey to where THIS is what all you young dumb boys and girls REALLY want to be like this????I feel very sorry you and hopefully you find ALOT more to do with your life than TANNING and puffing yer lips up for pictures because very soon you 2 are gonna look around and yer gonna be fucking 45 yrs. old .

[waprox]

awoww? poufy? they think they have "blonde hair" and they look "bangin"? wow

[peace24252630]

shitty shitty shit shit

[nikkyluvsyou]

wow i never seen this shit b4 asins trying trying to act italian u cant be a guidettes when ur not italian not tryin to be a hater its a fact

[bellabrat112]

asians trying to act italian smh

[Sexilexisweetypie010]

Ummm wat was the point of jis

[heritage797]

you guys are asian not italian. thats messed up.

[lasgo91]

you look asian

[1MoNcE3]

This is so funny.. I was hecka laughing.. U guys are cute 2.(no homo)

[mrtundra45]

i heard that sexy asian ladies like u 2 love italian cock . . . . . . .

[bougelaal]

you girls really look like you love cock.

[gigagigot2]

a pouf means a slut in my country -_-

[AlyBear161]

do u guys talk like the

[Jazmin8394]

R U EVEN ITALIAN?.... I AM AND NOT EVERYONE ACTS LIKE THAT

[23artemis23]

@Jazmin8394 i think you dont getthe joke...

[tripdt]

u look like fuckin UMPA LOOMPAS

[xxtoreybbyxx]

omg, you look like snooki sorta..on the right of the screen.

[ramjambamsam]

tight puu wah wah

[ZZprincess122344556]

Lmaoo! She said if it dosnt look even you just look Vatarted !

[dindypie64]

woooooow why is everyone saying this rude shit when CLEARLY theyre not serious?!?!?!

[TheTara1980]

what lipgloss are you using in the beginning of the video???? Love it!!! is it MAC underage????

[greenappletechnology]

chingchianghzao mu ne asian!! xe sdjskfjkfearfv

[LiamVander]

Asian guidettes...where has this world gone?

[Besties2000]

WHY?!?!?!? Why did u make this video?

[Besties2000]

Some one call Tokyo police cause i just found these 2 criminals for being ugly!

[PunkRocker1463]

Its a known fact.... Guidos and Guidettes are complete slutty losers with nothing better to do in their lives

[blondecutie909]

haha this shit is funny

[AdrienneMaryse]

wow ! girls we`re awesome

I love guido style

[MrRyzy12345]

OMG

[skayroxsox]

umm you might be guido but your asian

[Whaaaazaah]

euuuuuuuuuw PEOPLE WHO THINK THE "GUIDO" LOOK IS COOL/ SEXY PROVES THE RETARDEDNESS IN THE STATES

[supastar1122]

awe. look at her double chin, its so cute! no.

[supastar1122]

you are the FARTHEST thing from 'classy'

[supastar1122]

all i hear is "WOP WOP WOP WAAP WAAP" blabbity blabbity bullshit right there

[beckslemon10090]

SUCK IT

[TheJesuslover1111]

What lip gloss r u guys wearing!?

It's so cute:)

[yourM0th3r]

ight italians got their own swag and we got our own. so lets keep it at that.

[brunttepryncez]

lmfaooo this is so randommm stop hating asianss do you want italians to make videos of you guys? jus becausee you have slit eyes, a weirdd language, and yellow skin doesnt mean you need to make fun of anyone else thnkkss

[kaylaa406]

sub ;]

[sonilovesjensen]

hahahah there so cute hahhahhahah good job gils

[beachbum1996]

ur asian u fkn dumb cunt

[KITTYXKHAOTIC]

is that a man???

[STiTypeUK]

these look like fucking trannys... wtf?

[Jenli666]

oh this is just really annoying

[giovannipaolo73]

WAIT TO OUR SHOW COMES OUT!!!! JERSEY SHORE CAN SUCK MY CANNOLI WHEN OUR SHOW COMES OUT!

[ccaaarrrriieeeex3]

this is really gay

[chellabooski]

I like coming back to this video every so often to see the idiots who don't understand that this is a fuckin joke and it's not what we really look like or how we really act. I like how people call us racist when there are a ton of comments stating that we're either "japs" or "chinks." Re-fuckin-lax or don't watch the video.

@sarahfeldman I'm glad you know how to count and if you're really 29 years old I'm impressed at how much time you spend giving a shit about how big my tits are.

[kaijurajinx]

@chellabooski

Sounds like you need to relax lol. You'd be surprised how many idiots don't catch onto parodies and sarcasm, and when the girls are as cute as you two, they pretend they can't tell, and insult your intelligence or some bull.

I thought it was funny, I loved it, don't stress the ignorant, they're... touched. :D

[MsChandra1980]

Italian Japs???

[koreanLove18]

lmao awesome!!

[redpaint44]

your chinks

[cherryberrylicious69]

your face is a different colour then you neck its called blending.

[cherryberrylicious69]

omg you fix your hair so much that im sure its a wig

[cherryberrylicious69]

lol tokyo drift lmao

[bieberkkaylawashere1]

Wow, Hate Much. I really dont think all the Hater comments are affecting them. Okay=)

[suzygarryest]

omg i swear they have masks on

[IndigOcean]

Is this satire or is this for real?

[whoreytart34]

omggg ; dude - yerr chinese not ITALIAN !

[XXTALKiNGxxCATZXX]

@whoreytart34 They're making fun of jersey shore. Duh.

[MrHypertube]

@whoreytart34 obviously this was suppose to be a joke you retard

[Ngelcanfly]

ew...guidos and guidettes are scary looking. they all look cheap and dirty. fake tans, fake boobs, not classy, loud... lol

[kippe4995]

they look like shit

[emilyex0x03]

frikin asians

[jmbhottie23]

Actually you can go to clubs at 18 depending on where you are at, normally you just get a stamp saying you cant go to the bar, for your info, fucking idiot. By the way, to the girls making the video, we dont understand what your saying it would be funnier without the chipmunk effect.

[kylahparks]

first off u cant get in to any clubs until ur 21 and second chick on the right stop puffing out ur lips cuz no1s lip are like tht ok leave jersey alone

[sideshow4ever]

u guys hella stupid and look so ugly so stop suckin helium out of balloons and gt back 2 tokyo drift!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dofiz]

fake ass hoes yall anit italian yall asian stick to sucking dick thats all ur good at!

[danlublock]

Guidos and Guidettes have been around since way b4 the Jersey shore came out, and Guidos were of any nationality. Its NOT limited to Italians. Im Puertorican and ive been a Guido since b4 Mtv's jersey Shore existed. Lets get it corrected

[tasken5]

ancora una volta un pochi americani che, se si cerca il sangue italiano non poi non lo sei, dal vivo ....

[sunshinepills]

You are the cause for helium shortage in the world

[calebscott100]

@sunshinepills made my day bruh

[cutiebabybooable]

luv itt:P

[Athelete1697]

ur asian u cant be a guidette

[lubiepierogi69]

o matko,,ale pustaki!

[daiuyco729948]

The 3 things I hate most all in one video.....mexicans...asians...­.and guidos! go paint the house....do some nails....and.....wait what do guidos do??

[x3jUstCHilLiNx3]

fake italian wannabees :/ i can only say the truth

[Whaaaazaah]

WHO WOULD WANNA BE A GUIDETTE?????? IT'S LIKE A HOOKER WITH A REAL JOB

[nofx9766]

Um ~~ NO

[ariaaaaanne]

ugly.

[picklesryummy1233]

U guys are really pretty but u guys look asian of hispanic or something but not italian aaha

[janelleisthemeat]

this iant the italian job..this looks like tokyo drift

[NikusGermanPeanut]

@janelleisthemeat hahaha your right :D

[recheveste31]

mehhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Aparra143]

OMG sooo freakin funni!! lol

[oneshysolo]

hahaaa refrigerator clip! awesome :)

[chellabooski]

i guess so.

[jpprincess101]

k u DONT have to be italian to be a guidette .

[juicycouture35]

@xixmizmjbxix you r totally right i hate these fricken wanna bees like wtff be urself ahha not all can be blessed with italian blood:)

[chellabooski]

So kids.. 7 months later.. Do you idiots still think we're calling ALL italians guidos? Still think this is how we really act?.. I guess so for some.. Go get hooked on phonics because obviously you can't read... Jersey!

[villanimami]

lolololololoool hella funny. I love the fact ya'll asian xD makes it fing funny!!!!! I'm a die hard Italian and I find this HALARIOUS! lol <333 much love.

[love102923]

the funny thing is, you both look fake, but BEAUTIFUL

[mzrestless]

ur not italian y try and be a guido or a guidette

[damnjennifer]

Mad prroppps ! This shit is so funny. I'm italian , Im not likes that . I understand the point of this. You had me rollin! ;]

[shrimpishere]

This is hilarious! I slow clapping-ly applaud you both.

[itsSteffDUH]

ru guys makeup artists? this is pretty impressive. the one on the right looks like snooki.

[alyssajae88]

"it's not synthetic, it's reeeal...horse hair" LMAO.

[mikepants1]

anyone who is a guido or a guidette is a douche. Sorry but its fucking true. Also fake tans are gross.

[msDiana125]

I didnt know that vvvvvv

[browneyedgirlllll]

hey idiots ragging on these girls,

they don't claim to be italian or actual guidettes

p.s. snooki is considered a guidette but is actually HISPANIC. that's right, her ADOPTIVE parents are italian, not her.

[Lildog11298]

Were just defending our people so dont fuckin tell us to light up and take a joke! Italians can get angry so shut your FUCKIN mouths! WHY DONT I GO MAKE FUN OF YOU FOR BEING BITCHES!

[MissPopeyes22]

you can tell it;s a joke from their chipmunk voices.....also, ppl who defend this guidette thing, really? did you even go to italy? I can feel the designers turning in their graves.....i think it's offensive to italians, this guido-guidette culture, you really don't have to defend yourselves. and if every othergirls who aren't italian look like "hoes" when they dress this way then guess what....even "italian" jersey girls look like hoes. besides, snooki is not italian

[kylahparks]

wow first off italian guidettes are awesome but wen ur not italian and u act like a guidette it makes u a hoe...and thats reall origianal a-woww and poofy...im from jersey to and some people are like this but most arent so shut up

[TwinkyNJ]

you guys are corny

[pinkypooeuro]

lol your asian sweethearts lol i agree with xixmizmjbxix we understand its a joke & next time you should maybe think about who your offending you asian stay that way you guys look stupid as hell wanna beessssssss

[alizemartines]

hilarious..love it..fuck the haters

[AudriAndIzzy]

omg, what with every1 and being like "omg u HAVE to be italian"? wtf? ppl who are all defensive get the fuck over it , what if sum1 wants to e a guidette/guido and their not italian? thats just fucking stupid, its like saying eminem cant be a black guy

when ppl consider him that way cuz of how he is

know chi out it gets real effing old

btw i like the vid:)

[Fall3nP1nk]

this is funny

[BonnieeeT]

LOL OMG beach bum..yo...that place has really expanded their shit.....im in long island...so funny i know all about the..."free sundays"...my girl used to work there.. AWESOME lol

[cantigotdance9]

lmaao great job.. its awesome! haahaa!

[ZvXJ100]

what the hell is wrong with your voice it sounds like a bunch of chipmunks BITCH

[mcdickens]

the philipines is the only place that i ever went where i actually got tired of pussy lol