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  • san bernardino is probably more challenging to govern...

  • "The only black man she's ever seen"? Now we know: No he isn't!

  • Yes, SP had just a little political experience before joining the ticket in 2008 (not that the VP post requires much ... you only have to (a) bang the gavel in the Senate and (b) attend the funerals of foreign heads-of-state not important enough for the President to attend).

    But ... BO had barely a fraction of that experience ... two years in the Senate.

    So it's clear that BO wasn't elected on merit or experience. He was elected as the I-am-not-Bush candidate.

  • @tubewinkle Reducing the election of a president to who had more work experience...just an average day on YouTube.

  • @tubewinkle

    Obama: graduated magna cum laude from Harvard law school

    Palin: Bachelor's in Journalism from the University of Idaho (on a beauty pageant scholarship)

    O: civil rights lawyer

    P: sports writer

    O: eight years in Illinois senate

    P: mayor of the middle of fucking nowhere, term marred by corruption

    O: four years as a Senator

    P: Governor of Alaska, quit halfway through term amid numerous charges of corruption

  • "The Maverick and the MILF" LMAO XD

  • Im tired of all these matt damon smug atheist liberal types. i swear id wreck any of you in a fight, stop tryin to make me pay your bills fags. oh on the topic of fags, stop trying to let the fags marry, marriage is between a man and a women. penis + vagina = baby, penis + penis = fag.

  • @stinnetbennet What if all of the sudden we non bigoted people started really attacking you bigoted self centered assholes. Gays have every right to marry and have kids. And here is a thought. If being gay really was a choice why would anyone choose to be something that gets attacked and ridiculed daily.

  • @zepbach1 Masochism obviously.You know, the people out there that exist solely to start trouble.

  • @stinnetbennet Stinney hon, why havn't you been in the locker room the last few days sweetie ? We all miss your "services'. You have proven to be a man who does more than pay, , ,lip service. . .to your duties. Say, I am really sorry that the 'tight end' job didnt pan out for you. But, as we all know, I am SURE the wide reciever(wink wink) psition will suit you well. Kisses. Miss you.

  • @PennStCoach  LOL @ pennstate coach

  • @stinnetbennet You're too degenerate to voice an opinion. Do you know what that word means? You might Google it if you don't. Oh wait, the conservatives you seem to support are trying to get rid of it. Type fast before it's gone.

  • @jdub94ful I'm voting for Ron Paul, I'm not no NWO Illuminati neo-conservative that you're talking about. Go back to reading Noam Chomsky and Karl Marx and think you are "enlightened" because you believe everything they say like a new religion.

  • Maconsumer are you serious the biggest state in size but one of the least populated. Yes so many resources that is a socialist state, she became governor the same way Kim kardashian became famous. They pay actually pay people to live in Alaska. Obama is a law professor, harvard and Columbia graduate, constitutional law professor, and also found time to serve his community. By the way he is the president of the united states of America. Maconsumer YOU are sooooooo transparent.

  • Yes, she was a chief executive of the largest state with the most natural recourses in the nation. She ran the state in the black for her entire administration and actually offered people cash incentive to move to the state and work in high paying jobs in sustainable industry. What did Obama do? Community organizer? You all are so transparant.

  • @dagable :) I am having a lot of fun. Thank you.

  • "...the first black man she's ever seen!" God, this is even funnier since "The Rogue" came out!

  • stewardess???? lol...

  • hm relax and enjoy my company

  • Nope, she saw A LOT of Glen Rice back in the 80's.

  • A Classic ...

  • @WKaliberr I bet you don't remember me. I told you Palin wouldn't run for President.

  • not the 1st black man she's ever seen lol

  • Bill Maher is dumb

  • Only in America a B-series film actor could become the messiah of the Conservative wing.

  • @ndmda7 YaY ^^

  • @ndmda7 It's true. I know exactly what you're talking about. But, nevertheless, we ought make the most of our enlightenment, and see the world the way it really is. And after you've stared it for awhile, you start to see how beautiful it really is.

    Never value ignorance: because of ignorance, United States is the lousy country it is today.

  • @ndmda7 Well, sadly, technically it does make you a Christian. Just like me; I don't believe, but I've been baptized. But you - and I for that matter - can resign from Church anytime we want!

  • @ndmda7 No. Christianity isn't inherited, Christians are baptized. But being Jewish is inherited, at least in dream world, although it doesn't matter in real life.

  • @ndmda7 He actually is jewish...on his mothers' side. Being jewish is inherited from mother. However, he is atheist in regard of his world view. He doesn't believe in any religion, neither do I.

  • even Bill Maher can be wrong, Sarah Palin fucked a black guy in some college party.

  • hrm Tell me your desires! Tell me the way you want me

  • Palin is always the Joke of the day

  • Another Jewish dude angry at Christianity. How boring. Bill, can we get out of first gear here some day? The needle is running in the read...and the car is going around in circles in first gear and can you see why? Because you're just another Jewish dude who's angry at Christianity.

  • @minwav: go figure, an uniformed palin fan. he was raised catholic (as he would say until he reached the age of reason) but you my friend are an anti semite racist hater

  • I love this guy!

  • "You'll vote for her because she has 5 children."

    Why aren't the Duggards running for President?

  • @alfimon Why don't you PRAY OVER IT, that seems to be the only thing your wingnuts are "good" at.

    If you OPPOSE all policies that could actually help the working class (and all other angles of society), then you aren't interested in anything good. You are working for the expasion of EVIL ad GREED of a tuiny minority.

    You support growing divisions between rich and poor, you don't want millionaires to pay a fairer share in taxes....and you want to BITCH, BITCH, BITCH, not knowing about WHAT.

  • ehm I'm 18 years schoolgirl!very little and playful!Kiss Kiss

  • @karp Son, you and all your teabagger friends had best wake up and smell the coffee like I said. I am a dyed in the wool conservative and I detest you chicken hawk mother fuckering teabaggers for ruining my beloved Republican party. It is YOU morons who are ruining the country not President Obama. We could have won BOTH Houses if it wasnt for you pole smokers. We could have got rid of Obama if it wasnt for you illiterate asswipes. Now we're gonna be stuck with him for another 4 years

  • @karp

    LMAO. You said that " the teabaggers were faggots"

    . Well son, you finally said something true. They're not only faggots, they are terrorists out to destroy this country. Wake up and smell the coffee.

  • @karp1941

    The PROCTOLOGIST called : THEY FOUND YOUR HEAD ! ! !

  • @bvdwidepants LMAO yep so true. Bet that Dr. musthave had to dig WAYYYYY up there.

  • @RoomMonitor Well sure. Ol karp has his head lodged firmly way up his ass. It's very hard to breathe up there but apparently he really enjoys the view.

  • Bill is full of hate. Next thing he will do is tell you he knows everything that exists in the universe.How many billions has he given to poor people in times of need?

    Answer = $0. Many religions help starving people every day. There are also people that don't believe in GOD that help people every day. This guy isn't one of them.

  • @P38FORK Get informed.

  • Ruling over 2 billion people Simple AMAZING.

  • "The Maverick and the MILF"

    XD best Bill Maher line ever

  • Bill Maher was WRONG......Barack Obama was the second Black man Sara Palin seen. The first Black man she met was Glen Rice(THE FIRST BLACK MAN SHE CHEATED ON HER HUSBAND WITH).

  • My name is Tanya Zanette. I'm 41 year old..

    I live on 1 Great Oak Drive, Etobicoke, CANADA (near Toronto)

    The Cake Farts video is my production

  • @SuperKevinRussell OMG I love you in that movie, do a sequel. Not a spinoff like meatloaf farts, i suggest a cheesecake.

  • “The end of democracy and the defeat of the American Revolution will occur when government falls into the hands of lending institutions and moneyed incorporations.” -Thomas Jefferson

    google Occupy Wall Street! Join the 99%

  • As a German I say America: the tea party is nothing else, than a right wing extremistic organisation. You cant name them fashistic, because they dont want a dictatorship, but they want a goverment without power and a community without equal opportunities: that is also no democracy any longer. Right wing extremists:

    1) extrem militaristic

    2) leaded by company-intrests

    4) hate against immigrants and moslems

    3) hate against any social instruments (which are needed for a successful community)

  • @karp1941 You're a buffoon. The tea party us trying to destroy our country.

  • @syzygy502  You are correct,the teabaggers are terrorists

  • @karp1941 " A terorist lover living in the white house"

    You see, my poor, uneducated little friend, every time you open your mouth and spew such idiocy you reinforce the obvious fact that you are clueless. We true patriots know that the REAl threat, the REAL terrorists in this country are mouth breathing, single digit IQ morons called teabaggers.

  • @FactCheck2009 I see that you went to college and got brain-washed by a bunch of liberal's,and the real teabaggers are faggots that is where that term came from !! Look at obama's past and how many radical friend's,some of them where terrorists he has had and that is a FACT my FRIEND !!!

  • @karp1941 LOL You are hallucinating. The teabaggers are fools, being led around by the nose. The are doing the work for the new corptocracy that will destroy America. They are ignorantly helping the corptocracy that will, when the time comes, chew them up and shit them out.

  • @karp1941 " A true grass roots movement"

    LMAO really ? that is simply too comical. Do you HONESTLY believe that balderdash ? Please, PLEASE go check it out. Your innocent , little "grass roots" movement is in fact yet another group founded and surreptitiously funded by both the Koch Bros., and Fox news. It has been proven time and again over the last several years. That does NOT mean that innocents like yourself have not been caught up in the emotion of it all. They need pawns.

  • @jpwise85 LMFAO are you serious ? I mean really ? It is you who is behaving like a lemming. Go research the tea party. Research where to money behind them has come from. It is time consuming and I understand that it is a difficult task for your ilk, however, the knowledge you would gain by actually researching FACT and not reacting viscerally to every issue would be well worth the journey for you.You are clueless. Like the tea party, you are a joke.

  • you called this one wrong Bill, as Sarah saw and knew alot more Black Men, than we imagined! Knew Black men very well, I think this why she has such a jones for Obama, maybe she thought it should have been her as 1st lady!

  • Bill you should trim that nose down and put it in your shoes ,maybe you"ll get some height LOL LOL

  • 2 words, community organizer

  • @nubfail I believe Bill MAher could be.

  • @SarahsSecretExposed huh, I meant he was making fun of palin for being a mayor before governor, what was obama before senator ?

  • @nubfail State senator. 

  • If only this genius knew the truth. He would feel pretty stupid for buying Palin's full time act.

  • When I see Bill Mahar I want to stab him for being such a smug little prick

  • How much times do you think Sarah palin has watched this lol

  • I saw queer boy Bill M here in San Diego at a club a few years ago. 5'4" tall with heel lifts. I mean were talking munchkin short! Big tough guy Billy with a shorter than Napolean complex. LMAO at u Billie-boy! Can I set my beer on ur head?

  • @borntobewilder9 You can set your beer belly into your Walmart shopping cart. It will enable you to have an erection when you see Bill.

  • @offroadexpeditions, The only erection you've had is in Walmart looking at some fat crack-using black womens fat ass crack! And I guess you've got ur head clear up midget Bill M's asshole as well! Douchebag!

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  • @HotRodSixString So you hate the fact that he tells the truth about your conservative heroes. Got it. 

  • @Mozart1220 No I've just always seen him as a negative guy always putting people down so I thought I would put him down . Looking back it wasn't my finest moment .

  • @HotRodSixString Fair enough. We all have our bad days. But until someone proves he lied or was wrong, I'll defend him. For my part, I think he obsesses on religion too much, and I agree with what he says about it.

  • @HotRodSixString You may not agree with some of his views but that in no way shape or form gives you the right to say such things about him because I can guarantee that Bill Maher has accomplished more in the past month than you will in your pathetic little life.

  • @BigMcLargeHuge213 No he is fair game because he breeds controversy . I don't like him and never will . My pathetic journey through life has taught me how to spot a negative jerk . Your corporate sponsored hero is just Bozo the Clown and Don Rickles rolled into one negative hate mongering package .

  • Bill doesn't know the truth

  • Nice work Bill. The only bad thing is you insulted all the MILFS. Still love you though Bill, no homo. 

  • Bill Maker has HUGE potential. Great guy.

  • whoops i didn't check this isn't on religion. haha oh well

  • bill maher is friggin awesome and hilarious!! You are inspiring many and boiling the blood of friggin blind followers of whatever religion that dont tolerate a darn thing thats different at all. im not as smart as you but im smart enough to know when someone starts telling children stories around the campfire and adults believe them. oh did someone forget to tell you that santa isnt real? whoops i meant god... whats the difference??

  • O PEOPLE WORSHIP ALLAH YOU HAVE NO GOD BUT HIM

    OPEOPLE SAY THERE IS NO GOD BUT ALLAH YOU SHALL SUCCED

    PLEASE WATCH THIS VIDEO:

    Miracle of Islam, Verses of Quran Appeared on Skin of a 9 months old baby AMAZING! - YouTube2.flv

  • Bill mahr voted for nobama,Bill must be one smart dumbass.

  • just one more Bill Maher video and i get back to work...probably.

  • @6amsunrise

    hehehe... told this myself a hundred videos before... hahaha!! Bill is a bastard.

  • @andy08s, l was wrong. All the other things you posted are hateful,ignorant rants of insanity,

  • andy08, You are so RIGHT! I write about this very topic, hopefully it will be published! Thank You so Much for your statement! Love Awareness of the human animal,& always question it's motives in government, please. Thank You

  • what gene is moral gene in human evolution

  • I never saw a Jew that is famous for promoting truth and peace in recent history but I have seen Jews who promote lies such as Carl Marx, Bill Maher, and Lenin. I m not saying all Jews promoting lies I don’t see popular inspirational Jewish figure in western world.

  • FUCKING LITTLE LIBERAL CUNT,BILL MAHER

  • @jfsgro Bill Maher, Jon Stewart 2012 lol

  • @jericho717 Ron Paul 2012! lol even better (both maher, and stewart support Dr. Ron Paul)

  • @jfsgro Shove that tea bag up your ass tea bagger!!!

  • It's easy to fake stupid, but it's rather difficult to fake brilliant. People like Carrie, Christine, Sarah and Bachman are desperately faking genius, while it's obvious they are all extremely stupid.

    No Jesus or Tea Party membership will help you here, girls! You are what you are. You may have no hand in being born heterosexual, and perhaps your stupidity isn't your fault either. You did make the poor choice of putting yourselves in the spot light. You have removed all doubt by ADVERTISING.

  • if u notice republicans follow beck, limbaugh,palin, bauchman,beohner ignorant people that only spew bs campaigns but when its time for questioning they all say its gotcha media or sound bites....they can not answer questions. or back up the bullshit that comes out there mouths.

  • @kathy160 You are correct

  • @FactCheck2009 thank u i had to put thumbs up for that comment

  • Looks like Palin closed her show early. Once the overhead gets bigger than the ticket sales, it's wise to cut your losses. A silly dog and pony show like hers has a short shelf life. It might have helped if there had been something like substance to go with all that glitz and glamour. Oh well, she made her money. That's all she was aiming for anyway.

  • Republicans had already united to block extension of benefits for 2 million 99ers who lost their jobs due to corporate greed. Republicans were more than happy to "cut the baby in half".

    Only for the wisdom of President Solomon and those favoring giving the child to the heartless woman rather than see an innocent life lost.

    History will remember these times and show how fortunate we were to have a leader who works for all Americans, not just himself and those living in carefree luxury.

  • I am sure glad Obama got elected president.

    I would have had to get up and go to work this morning if Mc Cain would had won.

    THANK YOU MR PRESIDENT!

    I NOW KNOW WHAT A PERSON ON WELFARE DOES ALL DAY!

  • That's why I love Bill Maher.

  • @truly Well my hat is off to you. However I simply do not have the time to correct the plethora of errors in your recent post. Again, perhaps when you finish your GED you could get back to me. Goodnight.

  • he should have just told them to fuck  off,,,,raised the debt ceiling under his right as stated under the 14thAmendment,,,and left the fucking tea baggers take it to the Suprem court if they wanted.

  • @FactCheck2009 You obviously are not an educated one.  The reason he didnt do that is even he knew that would be a horrible idea. I take it by your name that you receive that Gov. Cheese. Cause i guarantee know one is paying you for your intellect.

  • @truthfromabove You, my little brained friend, are an imbecile. That someone as obviously uneducated as YOU has the audacity to make a juvenile and unsuccessful attempt at correcting others is laughable. You wrote: " Cause i guarantee know one is paying you for your intellect." Need I school you on your NUMEROUS grammatical and spelling errors ? Tell the truth now - you rode the little bus to school didn't you ? Perhaps you could get back in touch with me once you have completed your GED.

  • @FactCheck2009 Touche, i did make some English mistakes. I still stand by what i was trying to say. Raising the debt ceiling w/o cutting spending would be retarded, and making that decision unilaterally would be even dumber. So yes, you have me on grammar and spelling, still doesn't change the fact that your ideas about the way the country should be ran are horrible. Luckily Obama thinks a little more (not much) than you. Please correct my sentences and get back to me.

  • @FactCheck2009 why do you skirt the issues and just insult people. Try to use logic and reason if you can!!

  • @eriknielsen68 It would behoove you to try to adhere to your own advice, rather than persist in your passive -aggressive manner of trying to insult people.

  • @FactCheck2009 just because some 1 has a GED doesnt mean there stupid. u shouldnt judge.

  • @truthfromabove you make no sense, you must be a christian.

  • @eriknielsen68 America is the only country in the world that hates Christians to this degree

  • @togowack no one hates christians. but kkk uses christianity also tea gaggers and many other republican corporations. its manipulitive propaganda. which many aholes use. christians need to learn the seperation of church and state. but christians hate jehovas witnesses,muslims,jews re christians good for america?

  • @togowack So wrong , Mahers entire point is that America is the only country in the world that embraces Christianity so tightly that it will ignore politicians ignorance and vote them into high office if they believe.

  • @Dazzler59 americans do as they are told nothing more

  • @togowack America is the only country where christians still have political power, which is not positive for anybody.

  • @Muadddibb not positive when your country has a rebellious spirit in it

  • @togowack nope not positive seperation of church and state should be a requirment for any advanced democracy.

    And you have religious nutjobs running around.

    Btw the USA was not a country with a religious spirit.

  • @Muadddibb i agree that government shouldnt interfere in the affairs of religious people

  • @togowack i believe that fairy tales like the bible, the quran, the torah should be ignored.

    90% of ppl who read them either take them literally or only know half what they are about.

  • @Muadddibb everyone is entitled to their beliefs

  • @togowack sadly enough, think of the fun we will have when ppl like palin get to be president. Maybe we should get Osama Bin Laden as king of Saudi arabia, oh no wait he's dead, crap. Maybe Kim jong ill as president of china.

    Ah good times

  • @Muadddibb I dont think its fun, I think its sad that America as a country has abandoned liberty and freedom and its God and no one can look up to it for leadership anymore

  • @togowack of course we souldnt look up to america, bunch of chauvinists. the only reason ppl listen to you is cause you have 8000 nukes.

  • @Muadddibb I'm not American, but they have a proud history that is worthy of study

  • @togowack indeed... but now they are making an involution, there ways of thinking where once the pinicale of Democracy, liberty, freedom, technology, industry and military power. (now america is much more religious than it used to be).

    btw i dont think you're canadian.

  • @Muadddibb its a lot less religious than it was 300 years ago

    founding fathers are rolling in their graves

  • @togowack not really, you clearly dont know Thomas jefferson.

    and ffs 300 years ago man, you said it yourself, do you still go to work on horse back, burn witches in the weekend ???

  • @togowack Thank god it is less religious.

  • @togowack . Sorry mate, you should check your history facts there. Quite a few founding fathers were atheists. And compared to the standards of their times, they were what you would call liberals today. As Bill Maher said to the Tea Party: "the founding fathers would have hated your guts"

  • @hoplite669 quite a few founding fathers isnt a number. They would be considered the minority even in their time.

  • @FactCheck2009 or cut military spending and all that counter productive shit the government .

  • Tea Party amateurs dropped another stink bomb, and now they're crying and screaming, complaining about the smell.

    Is THAT what Republicans are seeking? More infantile destruction instead of moving forward as grown-ups?

    It's our good fortune to have President Obama to lead us through this artificial crisis. John McCain would have been incapable to handle such a complex situation.

  • @schlummieleinchen artificial crisis?

  • i don't trust atheist's an bill maher  is chief .

  • @debjesic Congratulations, you are a complete moron.

  • @debjesic

    I don't trust Khristians...your two faced, hypocritic death-centric ideology is truly terrifying :O