8 Things That Pissed Me Off About The FoxNews FatCops Report

[aldomovielovers]

didn't matters if you fat or fit .... just dont chase a black dude , you shot em like you always do

[zittagott]

I dont know about you,but i would rather have a fat cop chasing me than a fit one.Just makes more sense to me.

[321rebelman]

fuck you Gladstone

[eurasianchica]

you have good taste in music, gladstone.

[ThePsychoticScyth396]

whats the point? they dont show up untill someones dead anyway. and people have got to stop trying to make everyone have the perfect bodies. some people dont look right skinny.

[jek21]

@ThePsychoticScyth396 "stop trying to make everyone have the perfect bodies." That's good, because this video wasn't about everyone. It was about police officers.

[ELREndLondonRule]

@ThePsychoticScyth396 The police are supposed to be chasing people every day. They can't always drive everywhere. There should be a weight limitation for police officers, and they should be required to stay in peak physical condition. Like soldiers. You wouldn't go up to the army and say "stop trying to make everyone have perfect bodies!"

[Archedgar]

@ThePsychoticScyth396 1 year old comment so probably too late.

Anyway, there's a difference between skinny and fit. Fat is always bad and no one should ever be fat, obesity is a disease that needs to be eradicated, not encouraged.

[alexicon89]

fox is retarded anyways

[pinkpuff926]

my fav part is at 1:17 ahhhhhh don't stare at the camera and 2:00 he wasnt real

[Animelover433]

have u ever seen the cop on the simpsons

[JMillion]

Neil Cavuto thinks Jake and the Fat Man are real?

[juuson]

And they do call those guys reporters in America, don't they?

[artifactingreality]

"you're not saying that all cops should be thin and fit right?"

"YES that IS what she's saying"

lol Fox reporters are so dumb.

[heinzie5]

dont american police have some kind of minimum fitness requirement? in the uk you have to be very physicly fit to be in the police.

[punkrockcop]

@heinzie5 yeah, they have to pass the requirements to become a cop, but most 23 year olds can pass those easily...not as many departments require, or abide by regular fitness testing after hiring...especially for guys that've been on the force for like, 20 years or whatever

[bluegsp]

This "cracked" guy is a real idiot!

[TheFoulGoblin]

if cops were anything like F.Cannon America would be crime free! Just remember his famous karate chop!

Comparing Cannon to ordinary fat cops..how dare they! Frank would be turning in his grave...if he could....

[erm2213]

How the fuck does that fat idiot get a TV show on a national news network? His argument against fit cops is a fucking TV show and sitting on them? So if I made a TV show about a cop with no arms or legs that had psychic powers, by his logic, we should have limbless police...

[agentfros]

Why, Cracked, why. I need to work on homework but your videos keep drawing me in.

[twee881]

I guess I'm not American, then. Bloody hell

[velvetrevolver999]

ummm neil was joking the whole time dude...he was just having fun with her jeez. I hope this is a joke cause I think its kinda funny but if you're serious then wow...you're just looking for things at fox news to criticize.

[ZavionSrath]

All cops should be fat, because I remember this one time I saw a cop that was fat, but he had laser eyes and could fly. Sure it was in my imagnation, but are you going to say you don't want cops that can fly and shoot criminals with laser eyes? If so, you're not an American.

[iiNeedAName]

+ 1

[luismanuel1978]

That fat gay from fox news ... Terrible!!!

[xmentosx]

"But you're not saying ALL cops should be fit healthy people, right?"

At that point I had the strange vision of a giant arm punching through the ceiling, ramming the guy full in the belly and sending him skyrocketing towards a volcanoe. Don't ask me why, but that was extremely satisfying.

[SarcasmxAWayofLife]

@xmentosx You have quite an imagination!

[kotraquin]

those cops don't look like street cops more like detectives who DON"T have to run after bad guys

[nanaforiod]

plus they aren't real!!!!

[AeonUnaFlux]

Is it just me who is kind of attracted to Gladstone? He's so bitter and angry. That's how I like my men. =P

[TheJoeShow08]

I'm a guy but I admire his bitterness

[sempaischibi]

It's okay. You're not th only one. ;)

[jek21]

@AeonUnaFlux Well then saddle up, Seabiscuit!

[alexthepsyco]

LMAO!!!

[exesandohs3773]

How can people be so ignorant? He's an effing news reporter, and he is THIS unintelligent? That makes me a bit sad. I loved the "Jeffersons compared to Obama" joke at the end.

[SexyLeopardKitten]

That's fine, there's also a debate going on here whether there should be a height requirement. Does no cop under 5 feet sound reasonable?

[nanaforiod]

we need more cops a height limitation is a bit excessive. If they can catch a perp and slap handcuffs on him they should be fine. this also applies to fat people.

[springit89]

omg that interviewer guy is sooo annoying....hes so against fit cops and i have no idea why lol

[Blues4TheRedSun]

haha. internet gold.

[scooterkid37]

Gladstone's actually checking our comments? Well, in THAT case...

1. I love this series. You make some valid points regarding this interview.

2. #8 = LMAO

3. If I may critique, do you think that some of your other videos seem judgmental at the wrong times (see Miley video comment)?

4. 0:23-0:27. Good intro, but the joke seems corny at "Psychotic episode." Either way, make sure that you're not stretching your point to the fact that you're losing your ethos.

5. Great opening music and picture.

[LillyHeart1996]

I hate CNN it stands for Clinton News network

aka drive by meadia

[SuperUltraGiantRobot]

And what does FOX news stand for Fascist Obese well I can't think of anything at the moment for X But you just can't make fun of CNN with out making fun of FOX. CNN is mostly for liberals and independents and Fox news is for Hard core republicans, and even thought bill Clinton wasn't the most honest person, but under him we did have one of the biggest economic growth ever and I don't what or if any political party you belong, this message was not to insult you. I don't know what is was for

[Jokerice]

gladstone fails

lex wins

[FreemDeem2]

gladstone rules!

who the fuck is lex?

[Jokerice]

exactly...

FAIL

[FreemDeem2]

you fail

i'm bored of you

[Jokerice]

no u

[FreemDeem2]

no me?

no u

[Jokerice]

NO U

ALL CAPS

fail troll is fail

[the321321]

good video, man.

[FreemDeem2]

fuck you you fucking fucker.

you fucking suck.

gladstone rocks.

[Jokerice]

lol suck his cock why dont you

he's retarded.

[booitsbecky]

dude. seriously i cant believe that guy is so ABNOXIOUS! (not you gladstone...the interviewer.)

[shadowenglish]

Very amusing.

[UncleKennybobs]

Faux News suffers from teh ghey.

[batjutsu]

Shame about Lex not being about.

This was quite cool though, cheers :-)

[winkysrides123]

LEX!!!

[lostorfound19]

your funny and all but we mis lex why not have two shows?

[partyguy135]

that was funnay....way better than the first one....when we gettin Lex back now?...you can always have both for cryin out loud!

[tadshackles]

ok ok, I'm coming around on this guy. This one was funny and that reporter was hillariously insecure about his own weight so he attacks the pretty young nutritionist with references to shit that also shows the fat reporter as old... What a dipshit.

5/5

[gladstonew]

Thanks but this was actually the 2nd episode I ever did.

[tadshackles]

Only 2nd?

either way, hate by numbers is growing on me!

[premed2]

Comedic timing matters. This material could work if the delivery was improved. As is its like flat soda, all the ingredients are present except the fizz.

[PeterWDawson]

The ingredients are good, however.

[xxitsmyfault]

i miss lex.

this guys just a wannabe

[zxe420]

not bad. miss lex.

[Psilo007]

LeX

[bob3006]

I've got this bookmarked, I'll watch it when they bring Lex back.

[su0rtin]

Bunch of fucking whiny cunts. Its free isn't it?

[deadj1m]

I'm starting to like this guy. Seems like his videos are getting better and funnier. Though I still wish we had Lex around though.

WHERE THE FUCK IS LEX?!

[kylep8514]

I thought it was pretty funny

[amieamie12]

LEEEEEEEEEX

[77cw77]

this dude sucks. bring back Lex!

[paulfalkowski]

Even if you can't bring back Lex, bring back the show with a new host...

This show is not nearly as funny...

Notice how there's a significant number of views LESS than the other show brought in?

THAT's a sign...

[gladstonew]

It's also a sign that these were ONLY JUST UPLOADED TO YOUTUBE.

[xXAceofBladesXx]

its all good and well if cracked thinks it takes time for the people who watch to get used to a new show, but there's a problem:

THIS GUY ISN"T FUNNY.

Bring back lex =\

[rebelgamer]

Its the week in Douchebagery!

Douchebag #1-Wayne Gladstone for not being funny at all

...and Rosie O Donnel is still fat

[dafaroh]

hilarious dude

[PeterWDawson]

Funny, I thought you were #1 for using your rampant fanboyism (which isn't misplaced, I'll admit) as an excuse to attack a funny show that has little in common with News on Cracked/Week in Douchebaggery.

[israelword]

Ummm like where is Lex?? like umm you need to bring Lex back like...., llike wheres ex Fredman?

[ElectroAura]

I liked it too. It would be cool if we had both Hate by Numbers and Douchbaggery. Then everyone would be happy. Even if Lex doesn't come back, people just need to take time to get used to this new show.

[megadeth425]

Screw Lex, this guy's great.

[jpalex224]

Lex is WAY better, I WANT HIM BACK:(:'(

[PeterWDawson]

They do entirely different shows.

[jpalex224]

Yeah your point? I said I want lex back doing what he was doin, I want this guy completely gone

[iamroldanmandude]

LEX IS WAY BETTER WE WANT HIM BACK!!!

[blackplastic7]

I was cracked I would really consider beggin lex back after reading these comments.

[PeterWDawson]

They can't read your comments as they look as coherent as those of a local drunk.

[xxsiick]

we all want lex...

:I

[Komandertato]

Please, for the love of god, this guy sucks!

Bring Lex back!

[pornfartin]

lex looks wierd and isn't funny anymore, and i want to punch him now.... wait, that's not lex!!!!

[rikijamie]

BRING BACK LEX....this guy is dreadful im just a little way from unsubscribing...im only just hanging on

[Amkii]

It's OK, but we definitely want Lex back.

[Alxe73191]

i just unsubscribed...

[gladstonew]

could you also kill yourself. That would be great.

[Alxe73191]

tempting, but no thanks..

[alexomgz]

i liked it.

[halfwaynowhere]

this guy's voice is annoying, and he has the kind of face you just want to punch. Lex was much better.

[ldsqtbea]

i want lex back ....