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  • Take it easy on the guy, he's slow.

  • The MAGNIFICENT GEORGE BUSH PRESIDENCY???? Ok, I call Poe's Law.

  • "I'm lookin atcha your older than fuck so I know you were alive" I almost pissed myself laughing xD

  • 2:56 FTW just epic i havent laughed as hard as i did in a long time

  • @darkninja210

    Agreed. His impression of Yokeup, though not spot on, was super funny! I can't get enough of these Lolgical videos. Good shit, Paul! Please make more!

  • off topic here but i read on a website something like "a feather doesnt fall from a bird in the sky with out Gods will," why does that piss me off? i think cuz it makes me feel im not in control of my own life.

  • Your redneck voice is so great it makes brain matter drip from my ears.

    Awesome video.

  • Your videos absolutely make my day, Paul. I watch one or two every morning with my breakfast. Keep them coming man!

    Very enjoyable. : )

  • Why would Yokup take something so spurious at face value? Hmmmm.......

  • Two words: Fucking brilliant.

  • PaulsEgo's ownage videos are some of the very best.

  • This video is so hilarious that I actually re-watch it from time to time.

  • One of the few Youtube guys that literally make me 'laugh out loud'.

  • LOLOLGHAHGL:KSDGKJH KASHJKLDJGDSOIFJLFOLAFSFOLKFSL­OLOLOLOL. Brilliant.

  • o...m...g HAHAHAHA :D

  • lol when his music starts. priceless.

  • how is yokup????

  • wow he sounds a lil slow ....n his music sucks balls.......p.s bush is a bitch

  • SHOOT FIRE AND SAVE TH' MATCHES! IMMA GONNA MAKE ME ONE OF THEM THAR YOUTUBE VIDDIERS.

    I was cracking up when i first saw this.

  • I laughed my ass off too.

  • Hahaha, your laugh is hilarious (No offense, i think this guy is great)

  • One of my fav Paulsego Vids. Mostly becuase the preview pic of it look like Paul saying "I'm Sorry" in his traditional sarcastic manner, and I always think of it when I read the vid's title.

  • Why even bother with Yokeup that man has more attention than he's worth, sometimes I think he acts dumber than he really is just to get more views and brew more controversy. I mean seriously, nobody can be that stupid.

  • I think bush got jewed with his presidency. He had to have woken up every morning dreading the news. No other president had such a hard time

  • Because no other president was so horrible, no other president earned such a bad rep.

  • I think hadn't september 11th happaned, he would have gone down as a great president. I think if he didn't run in 04, he still would have gone down in history as a great president. It wasn't until his second term that people started to realize what an idiot he was

  • Have you heard of a man named Franklin D. Roosevelt?

  • MATTx602, I think you are missing the other things that he has done. Like katrina, and him not reacting fast enough to help them. It was mounths before he did. Also the iraq war, the fact of our nation is falling apart, and countless other things have made him a bad president. Sep. 11th just added to his problems, but if it never happened, he still would go down as one of the worst presidents.

  • yeeehaaa, I'm gonna make me some video. omg :rofl:

    love the attitude, love the easiness and fluency you talk, but the best part is that you never lose your thought, always making just the right point. not many vloggers can do that, without cutting and editing the video. respect.

  • Yokeup isn't going to critically look at his faith. Because he's scared that he'll become what he's been fighting against, an Atheist. He's working so hard against Atheism that at this point he just wouldn't have the balls to question. I can say from experience that questioning ones beliefs is a liberating way to grow. I shed Christianity and I feel great. But to people like Yokeup, faith is a crutch. He could walk without it but he's scared to try.

  • But wait ya'll! Theres more!

  • I was lmao

  • Sky-daddy believers have many things in common. They don't question their preachers or holy book and they practice herding mentality. They follow the 'crowd' in a mass delusion. If so many people believe in gawd, then it must be true.

    The prognosis for leaving the delusion is largely related to the level of conviction regarding the delusion and the openness the person has for allowing information that contradicts the delusion.

    I would say Yokeup has a poor prognosis.

  • Does anyone else find creationist vids impossible to endure without screaming cuss words

  • belliebum12, I do at the Bs they push as real. Then they make fun of anyhting else and laugh at it BUT, if you do it to there faith or what not, they get all up in your face and say you should be more understanding.

  • Not really, I enjoy both Atheist and Theist videos as long as the person is entertaining.

    But Paul's the best out of both sides.

  • Draffut2003, same here. i wish paul would make more video's though :(.

  • That's "governor" Bush,not president Bush. The position of governor was the last position he held legally.

  • RIP you-know-who.

  • Voldemort is dead?

  • No, but George Carlin is.

  • Unfortunatley yes.

  • HAHAHHHA

    This has to be my fav. vid by paulsego.

    I've watched it so many times

  • Yokeup.....pfff. I really really REALLY hate that guy. I would rather be set on fire while my pants were filled with rabid ferrets than to see or hear that small minded, backwoods, shit kicker and his robot slave of a wife ramble on uninspired bible verses and generic, childish "Jesus loves you" stories!!! GODAMN!..........I need some aspirin.

  • fantastic...damn I'm gonna be laughing all day after that.

  • i love the way this guy puts things, he's so right, and funny too! def. cool guy ^_^

  • I think you and pennyroyaletea would benefit from watching my video "Paulsego gives religion it's due respect."

    You may not agree, but at least you'll understand fully where I'm coming from and why I couldn't give two shits and a fuck less what you think about my "tone".

    Watch the vid. Get back to me.

  • Paul I meant no disrespect, dummy!

    I was just trying to be your corner man!

    Telling you to cover up & telling you to pick your punches carefully! And this isn't coming from someone who wants to appear as a "Know-it-all" but rather someone who cares, and doesn't want to see you go down by a religious 1-2 gossip punch.

  • So I did watch that video. And of course you have that right. And of course, at times, these ludicrous believers' actions incense any freethinker. But you are a member of society.

    And you have the right to continue to be viewed but unlistened to by anyone who may be swayed, because of the coarseness and simplicity of your arguments. You have the right to continue to be an uncouth and ignorant arsehole. And I have the right to critisise you.

  • lmao

  • I like what you've said in your video, but you should've toned it down a notch. Consider for a moment who you're talking to. Theres not a chance in hell Yokeup would watch this in Full. And even if he had, he never would have reached a moment of clarity. Instead he'd be busy criticizing you from the moment he pressed play! So Paul, please consider who you're enemy is next time. You wanna make sure they get the message alright, not shy from away from it.

  • If you dont like how he says something, then dont fucking watch him. You dont need to be telling anyone how they should make a video, based on your own thoughts.

  • By that logic you shouldn't be telling me how I should make a comment, based on your own thoughts. Capiche?

  • Really? I didnt know a video and a comment were the same things.

  • Brilliant video.

  • Dude, during the 90's I was pretty young but I think I would have known if there was any serious combat going on.

    XD However I admit that when I go on Youtube, I never consider for 5 seconds that I should be intelligent or show the remotest bit of thought. Though only because I use this place as a vent for all my pissed off emotions.

  • i was 3 to 13 during 1990 and i had no idea. fuck

  • lol @ "darng" it

  • People like him believe what makes them feel more comfortable.

  • why even debate these retards. pop media is owned by the gov, and all #'s are BS. none of the gov't #'s take into account suicide and so called friendly fire or innocent civilians. how many more most die? =p

  • God damn Paul, 4th video of yours I've watched and I love you already, this is funny as fuck.

    Thanks to TAA for showing me your channel

  • Seems Yokeup knows how to make an apology. But I doubt he knows how to think critically.

  • lol @ deeper lesson

  • We need a PaulsEgo soundboard!

  • Funniest video on Youtube. Watched this like 10 times already and it totally cracks me up every time :D.

  • I have to admit, I have, for a while, been pointing out to people that fundies NEVER admit when they make a mistake. If they did, it would be taken as a sign of weakness and they would lose credibility (lol). I applaud Yokeup for admitting his mistake, although it doesn't change the fact that I have very little respect for the guy.

  • what is the real death counts?

  • No response from yokeup as of yet...hmm

  • "STUPIDITY VIRUS!"

    Thank you for this nugget... pure gold...

  • LOL Quasimodo

  • BUSH FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!

  • Fantastic video.

  • You're a very charismatic, funny and intelligent guy, Paul. Keep it up!

  • I love you.

  • you think he'd learn? you think he get your message?

    wanna bet?? :)

  • 'thank you to the TEN THOUSAND people who pointed it out'

    LOL, if it takes 10k people for you to realise you have made a mistake than......your an idiotxD

  • I'm glad somebody stood up and said what had to be said. :) 5 stars for you paul ! :)

  • Awesome... stupid people suck; mean people rule.

  • LMFAO! Good stuff. RON PAUL 2008! If you don't like Ron Paul. I'm sorry.

  • Hey Paul, You have a really good flow my friend. I would say you should do radio. But you seem to be finding a nice niche right here on the tubes.

    Thanks man, keep it coming, I needs me fix!

  • hehe, rednecks do not fit on internet

  • PaulsEgo Rocks!

    Will you be my friend?

  • Can I be your friend? please!please!!!!

  • wow, you look like you couldn't get passed kindergarden

  • Lol rednecks are funny.. yukk yukk yukk..

  • the look of disgust on your face when you said 'peace yokeup' was excellent, point well made!

  • The

    War

    Against

    Terror

    Somebody read that downwords, like an acrostic poem

  • Ha!

  • PASKA!!!!!!!!!

  • Hey, Paul, what about the competition?

  • This video is so amazing it made me lose 10 pounds! Thank you, PaulsEgo =D !!!!!

  • Just in the beginning, you laughing at him, the hat with the pig on it, is FUCKING priceless. xD :P It really fits in with the whole video and I notice it too much. :D

  • God, I love you.

  • "Yokeup.... im looking at you and your older than fuck"

    LMAO......man my fuckin ribs hurt now. thank you PaulsEgo.

  • Tore him an new one!! YIIIIPPEEE!!!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    GTFO Yokeup!!!!

  • Hey Paul! you may think it's stupid to worship a dead jewish carpenter, that in all honesty, was probly never shat out the womb of the blessed Mary. And by the way, grew up to be a performer of many amazing magical tricks. But hey,let me ask you something Mr. smarty pants, what has science ever done for mankind? I mean beside cureing diseases and making life a hell of alot eazier. Has science ever pulled apart bread and fed people,,, No! so fuck you, now where's my insulin shot.

  • demsmine was being ironic.

    It was a joke, dude.

  • Ah, buddy i know my writing skills suck and all but seriously, you need to try to re-read what i wrote, and then process the information like a big boy okay. Then when you all done we'll get you a cookie, but untill then just try and keep up with the rest of the class.

  • Do you know how that bread is grown? Do you know how farmers use fertilizer and crop rotation so that the soil doesn't fuck up? Do you know what kind of procedures must be done so that your bread doesn't go bad at the store?

    Um. Science.

  • I thought the part where a refered to the baby Jesus Being "SHAT" out of a womb would have made it clear that i was being ironic. Jesus titty fucking christ, you people just want someone to fight with.

  • Also, if it wasn't for science, we wouldn't have had so many medical advances that YOU might have not even been born. Your grandparents might have died from the whooping cough, or your mother may have died giving birth.

  • true, germ theory alone helped alot.

  • PaulsEgo, you are perhaps the funniest person on youtube (and also insightful). You have an excellent ability to look both happy and pissed at the same time. I love it!

  • "viddyuh" LOL I FUCKING LOVE IT

  • What do you think of Black Hebrew Israelites?

  • Everybody, sing a petition for PaulsEgo in the morning!

  • 'scientific impossibility'

    you forgot medical impossibilities.

    namely, the ressurection

  • Ahaha stupidity virus. Always nice seeing a video from you, Paul.

  • you need a radio show.

  • OMG that's genius!

  • ...I didn't get this video. Are you saying God and Jesus aren't real? I get the stuff with Gorge Bush though.

  • What the fuck are you talking about.

  • It was an insincere, sheepish apology. He laughed through the whole thing.

  • your impressions were genius

  • yay

  • Yokeup blew me away. I can't believe he said that about bush...I seriously can't understand ;[

  • Not, not 7000 people.....it's more like 1,368,000 people dead because of Bush. (15,000 troop deaths + Innocent Iraqis) Please at least count the innocent Iraqis for dying for a war based on lies. You know it just shows how stupid these kool-aid drinking Bush supporters are.

    The 4000..only counts the troops that died in Iraq. 11,000 got injured in Iraq then died outside of Iraq.

  • yeah, every lame fuck who holds a kalishnokav during a war is an "innocent". extremists dont have uniforms.

  • Where are you inferring that the innocent I was talking about were terrorists? Wait, you actually believe that every muslim over there is a terrorist?

  • Why can't muslims have weapons if theyre not shooting anyone.

  • Muslims are not shooting anybody? Do you live under a rock?

  • ah, I didn't know what this freak was talking about. Thanks for clearing that up.

  • The ownage :D

  • Er, two wars during Bush2?! Odd how nobody else is aware of any such wars. The Bush2 Regime has engaged in several invasions, but zero wars. What's the latest body count? Around 700,000 dead?

    As for Clinton, he propagated the Bush1 invasion of Iraq.

  • Didn't Bush say something along the lines of "I'm the war-president"? :P

  • "Didn't Bush say something along the lines of "I'm the war-president"?"

    Bush2 has said a great many insane things. I see that Bush2 has claimed the shitty economy and the devaluation of the dollar was "news" to him. Sheeeish.

  • "War on Terror"

    "War in Iraq"

    DUH. XD

  • Subscribed!

  • "it is offensive to me how stupid u are"lmaoooo

  • this is the best critical responce ive seen in awhile:P

  • Blackhawk's hypocrisy is immense..

  • I just saw YokeUp for the first time, and it's obvious he's another sadistically-demented redneck who's into "Jesus" because of just how obviously twisted and psycho it is.

    Morality has nothing to do with his choice of the Bible... at least no truly honorable mentality, that is.

  • HAHAHAHAHHA

    You are comedy, made flesh.

    Keep up the good work!

  • looks like Lex Luthor takes lots of things at face value

  • lol + sweet = powned

  • dammit that was good to watch, i'm suprised yokeup even originally attributed those figures to the 'glorious' g. w. bush junior and not straight to his god.

    keep making these excellent videos paulsego, they rock

  • lots of people have a problem with yokeup and with good reason it seems.i myself have only watched a handful of his vids and have come to the conclusion that yokeup is like these televangelists you see on tv. and i seriously dislike televangelists.

  • I've got to say Paul, I skip many of the videos of those who I'm subscribed to, but I never miss one of yours.

    I think it's your enthusiasm and articulation that keeps me glued.

  • When PaulsEgo puts his foot up someones ass, its always shoved up really deep, ha ha!

  • "I was fed some bad numbers."

    Definitely sounds like the Bush administration. He got some bad intel.

  • Whew....

  • Christians have this saying, "We're only human." I always tell them that it is like play money, it pays for nothing when the damage is done.

    Christ is used way to much for a 'get out of jail' card. I believe in forgiveness but I don't believe in being a coward when it comes to truly owning up for your mistakes. 'Being only human' means that too. Great video rebuttal.

  • It depends on how they are using the "only human" argument....if it's to say Hey I mess up too, just because I'm a Christian doesn't mean I'm perfect, then whats wrong with saying that? Christ taught that rather than continue sinning we humble ourselves and repent and not go back, it's the not going back thats the difficult part.

    If one is using that just so they can do something they know is wrong...then yeah bad argument.

  • "we humble ourselves and repent and not go back". have you talked to yokeup? did he confirmed he will not take things (including his "holy" book) at face value? if he didn't than he didn't really humble himself, didn't really repent and that means he's not following Christ teaching. Hard to find "real christians" is nowadays! May the Force of Reason be with you.

  • This is my opinion and experience on mistakes or 'sins'. If you truly care about those that you wrong you will (emphasise will) do everything, re-think, re-tool, re-route what you do. No it's not easy but it can be done. If a dirt poor person can use their will to make millions of dollars by educating themselves on how and then finally get what they've strived for. Then we can end the negative we do. Obviously, it takes work. Perfect? No. Too many excuses, yes. Tis all I sayin. Nice response.

  • Think Critically eh. Man I must be stupid to believe in a book thats so old. It's funny how the number of atheists that "convert" or whatever you want to call it Christians away from there belief is so dramatically smaller than the ammount of atheists who come to Christ...just thought I'd throw that out there rather than trying to point out the idiocy of your points.

  • I know that this is going to sound foreign to you who is so used to just saying shit without providing any evidence, but care to cite some verifiable statistics to back up your claim about deconversions vs Atheist conversions?

    Just thought I'd throw that out there before I asked you to kindly shut the fuck up.

  • lol like they've taken a survey....a few "famous" ones...C.S. Lewis....Josh josh mcdowell (highly recommend his books for someone like you....because he logically addresses Christian things..."

    Evidence That Demands a Verdict" especially)

    Personally I've met many....your right I sorta threw that out there but niether of us can use any statistics to prove either of our points....;-)

    Thanks for being so respectful too, great character. lol and you threw out so many random things in this vid...

  • Examples....who are you to judge his apology if it's sincere or not?

    Your throwing out many many rude comments for comedy to say he's stuipid and assuming he's doing something because of "baby Jesus"

    The bible is full of "blatant contradictions and scientific impossibilities" "I know that this is going to sound foreign to you who is so used to just saying shit without providing any evidence, but care to cite some verifiable statistics to back up your claim" Who'd I get that quote from?

  • do you really want need examples of scientific impossibility and contradiction from the bible? Have you read your bible?

    Scientific impossibility: the virgin birth, two of every species on a boat built with bronze age tools, dinosaurs and man coexisting.

    Contradiction: Matt.27:46,50 - Luke23:46 - John19:30

    Read those three scriptures, then tell me exactly what Jesus last words were, and how three of the books in your bible could have gotten something so important utterly fucking wrong.

  • I'll just message you...these text things have to small a limit.

  • If you don't mind, and if it's OK with blackhawk could you post his response? I understand the small text limit but i can only imagine how comical this will be. I love a good laugh!

    (Jokes aside, i would like to see it)

  • Before you go off on me throwing out all kinds of "evidence" let me just say I'm not trying to get into an evidence war here....I've done that way to many times and never solves anything. I'll just go ahead and say sometimes my own beliefs come straight down to faith, and the evidences for my faith may or may not be deemed "intellectual" by you or other atheists but my faith is exactly that....faith....because of Christs evidence in my life as well as this world, simply put.

  • you don't want to get into an evidence war because you know I could give you a laundry list of contradiction and scientific impossibility. You're a coward who is unable to face the facts about the one book you so readily hold up as truth.

    Thats why you don't want an "evidence war" with me - I have it and you don't.

    But you do got you some faith though! Thats worth a whole lot of fucking nothing!

  • .....assumptions assumptions...it's exactly like I said.....evidence wars only go back and forth and basically never end....I say this from experience not because I'm a coward. I'm a full time student of 18 who is married and has many responsibilities and I tend to get caught up in these things....and it takes alot of time. Also, as an atheist your completely closed to any evidence I would show you of creation science or anything of that matter....as I said something learned from experience.

  • They never end because Christians (like you already did) say that it comes right down to faith, which is a gigantic cop out.

    "Creation science" doesn't have any evidence. I don't know about PaulsEgo, but *I* would love to hear it.

  • This entire you tube movement based on broadening knowledge and sharing and critiquing ideas you would think someone would know how to google creation science. There are books galore on the subject from scientists everywhere. You act like I'm some idiot for not showing you the evidence, as if your incapable of looking yourself. You don't want to know, you just want to back me into a corner. If you wanted to know, you'd look, just like I did when he gave me those contradictions.

  • Then give me one "fact" from Creation Science.

  • Blackhawk089, I don't suppose you have read the arguments opposing creationism or intelligent design and really thought about the issue, have you?

  • I've read all sorts of stuff on evolution.....nothing has convinced me of it. I know there are some Christians who believe that God set evolution into motion and they dis-regard the "big bang" but I'm purly a creationist.

  • even if creation "science" would be real science that would only show you that there is a creator not that there is a creator who had a son who died for your sins and has priests that must receive lots of money from you. going from "this univers has a creator" to "yaweh is the creator of this universe" shows your lack of intelectual honesty. arguments with you are pointless.

  • "even if creation "science" would be real science that would only show you that there is a creator not that there is a creator who had a son who died for your sins and has priests that must receive lots of money from you. going from "this univers has a creator" to "yaweh is the creator of this universe" shows your lack of intelectual honesty. arguments with you are pointless. "

    totally correct loqossfera :)

  • Show one prediction creation science makes that we can actual test.

  • Why would I try to prove it too you? Over you tube? Come on.....maybe you are truly interested but if so you probably know how to Google "creation science".....look up books my Josh McDowell former atheist, his most known book is probably "evidence that demands a verdict"....that would most likely satisfy your need for "evidence" if you'd actually read it. I'm done responding to comments, however I would like an answer from my message to PaulsEgo....

  • Just one, blackhawk. We're not asking you to give us the whole platform. Just on little fact that Creation Science touts as true and proof of God.

  • Old people lack critical thought, and the fuckers are always in my way.

  • Wow, you haven't been around a lot of young people then have you. If they are that way when they are old they were that when they were young.

    Then if they are in your way maybe you need to learn some patience or use a different route. You seem to lack any critical thought yourself.

  • Ha, another good vid man.

  • You do not want the Ego on your ass...haha

  • This was another awesome video. Good job PaulsEgo and thanks for the lulz provided.

  • This was another awesome video. Good job PaulsEgo and thanks for the lulz provided.

  • amazing as usual

  • Is that an "X" on your right hand?

    Straight edge, PaulsEgo?