My Epic Fail Vlog

[thedarkestsea]

thats why i dont watch tv......IT TRIED TO KILL ME TOO!

[MLGwonder]

I agree with Tos70

[LibertieGrove]

HAHAHAHAH ROFL ROFL. This is awesome! :)

[trapt48]

Why don't this guy just... I don't know... die ?

[bone0breaker]

what a shit

[WesentlichesSupremum]

Its not only your tv that is intent on killing you...

[chris3ff]

Is your television trying to kill you, Ben?

[Tos70]

pointless...

[JakeObBeren]

You're my youtube crush

[Maddoxhardcore]

Love Spam.

xxx

[hypergoku06]

0.0

scary emo robot...

[nataliekatex3]

you're weird lol

[bonezjc]

hahaha full of robotiness hahaaaaaaaaaa

[JeffBazz]

i know the feeling! i shoot like 5min. of video for every 1 that i use :(

my youtube crush is TOTALLY luvthecanadian

[casanoval33t]

hahaa your laugh

[christsbassist89]

i give you shitty rating ^_^

[RelentlessEwok]

I CAN'T FUCKING PICK UP THE COLORS >:O

[NirvanaRulesforever]

all aboard the failboat!

[speedyconkiwi]

And this is still the best video I have ever seen. The end.

[shadling21]

wow, that's wacky. i love your laugh!!

[JenniferAnnCarr]

lol you are awesome personified. :o)

[speedyconkiwi]

My favorite parts are (besides the whole thing) 1:15 and 2:15

Epic is underestimation maximus.

[bnessel1973]

I needed this today. Feel better now.

[speedyconkiwi]

You really love that video, huh?

So do IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[bnessel1973]

I seriously come here whenever I need to laugh. I don't care how many times I see it, I love it. Dammit, I love Ben!!!

[speedyconkiwi]

I know what you mean. I hang out here a lot, too.

[videochick770]

: )) well i dont understand why you didnt get your banner...you rock

[bnessel1973]

I missed a couple days. Sorry. I'm back.

[lifeinacndyswrl]

I'm back to watch this again because I love it so much. :) You make me laugh mucho!

[righthandgenius]

i made a video, then realized it was an epic failure of a vlog. So i posted it as a response. Your welcome.

[jabazzy]

goddammit you! I was downtown today, I texted you. The weather has got me depressed *hold me.

[luvthecanadian]

WOAH.

WHY DID THIS NOT SHOW UP ON MY subscription thing??!??! HM? HM?

I heart you.

[TehNisse]

Gotta love the Tortoise error sound!

Dunno how much that f*ckn program has f*ckd things up!! haha. \o/ video

[bnessel1973]

7:00 AM.

[Ska8erPimp]

FAIL

[bnessel1973]

Check.

[jabazzy]

I love this video, video love thee. I want to make love to this video. Please?

[CloudUzumaki]

laughing, scary *hide*

[mythreeguys]

Holy crap that was hilarious. I think I'm in love with you too, don't tell MaryAnn, I can kick her ass and get to you first Ben!

[BenRobot]

this WILL be settled in a pool of warm chocolate :D

[mythreeguys]

fine by me! on my way!

[citizenstand]

yes yes yes! this is still great! not many vloggers have gone to such places

[bnessel1973]

Still watching.

[TheRozzer]

Me, too!

[TheRozzer]

(Though I haven't been watching every single day ;-P But I keep coming back, too!)

[TheRozzer]

(Though I haven't been watching every single day ;-P But I keep coming back, too!)

[masic88]

?

??

your television.. ..is really turning off/on by its self???

you can't just say something like That without further explanation.

{{ suddenly pulls out his Hunter Green-marker to defend himself }}

[speedyconkiwi]

I heart u.

[bnessel1973]

This is officially my tenth viewing. I will watch this every day for the rest of my YouTube life. And I'm not kidding.

[maryann712]

OK with you commenting here he'll know you sent me. I don't want him to think there's anything going on. He gets very jealous.

Ben I'm waiting. Call me.

[maryann712]

Ben I am in love with you. Please, despite the age difference and the fact that I am married with three beautiful children, please come take me away from all of this. I just pissed my pants. I hope that's OK with you. I'm watching it again.

[rigome81]

dude you are so fucken crazy lol I love your laugh *HUGZ*

[musosf]

Epic fail at boring me. Again, again!

With thine own Periwinkle marker I shall smite thee.

[GeneticBlend]

Epic? Yes. Fail? No.

[ChadderCheeze]

Dude, every time you laughed it was so contagious! Thanks for the laughter. I'm subbing!

[breathead]

You made me laugh again! Those are the most

successful failures I have seen lately.

[bnessel1973]

I had to come back and watch again. This is one of my top 10 all time favs.

[BenRobot]

we can make a deal and get the tv before it can get me...interested?

[o0omunkieo0o]

haha ben.... NICE

[BenRobot]

im watching your video :) expect a comment soon haha

[AngelWest]

This is great!!!  ROFL!!!

[TheRozzer]

You've turned your failure into a win. ;-D

[radx55]

I wan't that laugh as my ringtone :D

[BenRobot]

consider it done :D

[KimOsh72]

LMFAO I can't stop laughing...I have to watch again. sooooooo funny!

[bnessel1973]

Ben, I seriously haven't laughed this hard ever. EVER!!! Absolute hilarity, my friend.  OMG, this was great.

[BenRobot]

i love you man :)

[MrMirthiness]

You're clearly a delightful chap, but because of the glasses I'm going to root for your TV.

[BenRobot]

the glasses are the only thing defending me right now

[llcathens]

That laugh is priceless.

[citizenstand]

i was wondering why nalts looked like you

[BenRobot]

he lives within me

[nalts]

OMG this is so interesting I'm featuring it on my channel page and you're my new profile picture.

[BenRobot]

ahaha i caught a glimpse of my picture as your icon when it was up. oh nalts you are my sugar mama and i desperately want to be your baby daddy. please circle yes or no. thanks for the feature dood! me love you long time :D

[coolglock19]

"omg "omg"

lol :D

[ViralVoyeur]

Resistance Is Futile

[dosenpfaendle]

I tried to post a comment BUT THAT DIDN'T COME OUT!

[BenRobot]

ahahahahaha xD

[TheCXShow]

that was totally funny!! i invite everyone to come watch my show too.

[nalts]

Nutcheese

[RoboFillet]

That was the best epic fail I've ever seen!

I love your manic laughter. It's soothing.

[BenRobot]

i wish the babies of the world could fall asleep to the gentleness of my laughter

[RoboFillet]

Not just babies... like, everybody. :P

[katidid24]

Ooh well, youtube stinks i'm making you your own personal banner from katidid24!

[BenRobot]

cant wait to see it!

[CallicoKat]

Wow. That laugh made you sound like a mad man.

[BenRobot]

my work is done :D

[IAGuy06]

'You can use any of these colors to defend yourself' LOL!! :D

Beeen?... BEN!... take a deeeep breath... there ya go... in ooOOO... out OOooo... in ooOO... out OOoo... okay now, do you have some ice cream and the movie Terms of Endearment?

[BenRobot]

movie night!!! :D

[johnnysmooth]

funny as shit.

[BenRobot]

haha thanks johnAY ;D

[RiddleSpider]

I have some YT crushes. Shhhh! Don't tell LT.

Sorry for all your failures. And I pick a deep green.  Strength in nature ya know.

[BenRobot]

ah! run with me to the corner and let me know!!! :D

[RiddleSpider]

Ready, set, GO!

[masic88]

(hmm...

to defend myself from your Robotic Madness, i choose ... the Chatreuse-marker.

no.. ..the Raw Sienna-marker.

no, fuckin' wait: the Royal Blue-marker!

{no one can defend himself against Royal Blue!!1!})

[BenRobot]

your answer is full of brilliance >:D

[masic88]

(*blushes, one more time*)

(especially when my keyboard coöperates with me, i shine oh-so-brightly. B-) )

[cowR4fun]

Ben, I love you!

[BenRobot]

i love me too haha (i love ya)

[avagabondtribe]

I think that my television is trying to kill me, no wait? ITS YOUR FUCKING TELEVISION!!!

[BenRobot]

run pal RUN!

[chris3ff]

I honestly won't be surprised if that bomb comment gets your account suspended. Shit is KUH-RAZY.

[BenRobot]

we need to get you back to your happy place :D

[chris3ff]

Please do.

[nbwulf]

Excellent failure. Get that banner soon so we can avoid the angry, ogre eyes again. Arrrrgh.

[BenRobot]

i didnt even know i could do that! haha

(0_ o)

[SoundOff819]

ROFL! *click* Favorite.

[BenRobot]

why thank you kindly ;D

[myloflex]

That was an epic phail, yet it was brilliant!

[speedyconkiwi]

So who's your crush then?

[myloflex]

That's a very interesting question...you see it's

[Steve7508]

I choose a green marker to defend myself.

Nothing beats green.

[Steve7508]

Oh wait, nothing beats green? I'd be better off with nothing.

[BenRobot]

im ready, are you?! >:D

[lifeinacndyswrl]

haha! lovely.

I hope you get your banner soon.

[BenRobot]

thank you love :)

[ButterRivaLs]

You know, you can put the markers together and make swords. My son taught me that. Marker sword fight ... it's on!

[ButterRivaLs]

The government is supposed to give out TV coupons because our TVs won't work next year. Watch the mail.

PS Brought to you by our Build the Enormous Debt Even Bigger (BEDEB) department.

[BenRobot]

i hope its that, new tv here i come :D

[Dinzla]

omg i love this video!!

I've watched it 5 times now..

I'm gonna go take a nap now so I can join you in dreamland, and then we'll talk all about those crushes of yours..

[BenRobot]

*tee hee girls night in with the gossip and what not woot!*

[anmoose]

Maybe you should try a Chris Crocker style vid, substituting "Give me my banner" for "Leave Britney alone." :-P

But I do think there's a glitch in one of your robotic servos. You may have stripped a gear somewhere...

Moosie

[BenRobot]

i knew i shouldnt have tried to take a shower... damn water.

[anmoose]

That'll do it. And now you're gonna have to go back in the shop. Didn't you come with printed instructions?

[jedimaster86]

*chooses the silver marker to defend againat the robotnic rage*

FAIL!!

[BenRobot]

its already been brought'n >:o !!!

[jedimaster86]

I love you too Ben!!! In the heterosexual robot way, of course.

Ben is crazy, Ben is mad, Ben is full of robot rad.

[BenRobot]

too bad. i know how to give upgrades all night long.

[jedimaster86]

It's not the size of your microchip. It's how you use it.

[GrantBoone87]

"Give me my f*cking banner!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Man I think you are going insnae!

[BenRobot]

GRANT! give me my banner, i know you have it!!!

[GrantBoone87]

Oh I have the banner. I am complying with a strict agreement with YouTube to keep it away from you.  It's like a covert game of "keep away".

[lebellerose]

Ben you are too much! lol love your videos!

[BenRobot]

aw, thank you dear ;)

[K80Blog]

Great vlog!!!! So who's your YT crush? Brookers?

[BenRobot]

who isn't my crush, im a slut like that ;)

[BearMate]

your vids crack me up. love to watch your stuff. a happy subscriber here!!

[BenRobot]

thanks man! heres to many more vlogs of fail :D

[zebidee55]

I love it when a good plan comes off the rails! Reminds me of real life...

Um orange? I'd have taken green, but I know there are other people who would kill me to get it.

YT crushes? Everyone!! ♥!!!

[BenRobot]

she sees all. id be scared too :o !!!

[ThePricanBouncer]

I choose the color Yellow to deffend Myself against you Ben!!

[BenRobot]

bring it on >:D

[RoyalMindDigger]

Your laugh is freaking creepy and i dig that! You will get your banner soon enough tho, cuz you will double your subscribers amount soon.

[BenRobot]

thats the laugh i use to defend myself :D

[eenish]

HAHAahaha :D:D Omg you're so frikin funny!

[BenRobot]

haha thanks!

[masic88]

:-)

{{{ EPIC FAILOCITY x 29 }}}!!

so you have 4 dialects and 1 Scary Voice at your disposal, that i am currently aware of, mr. roboto.

i see.

here's mines: ´allo guv'nah! cheiz! blodey ´el!!

(p.s.: i'm not telling my You|Tube Crush. i'm all Electronicallu Promicuous, anyway. :-D. it would never work.)

[BenRobot]

you and me could be very powerful friends >:D

[masic88]

>:-D

{{{ wonder powers, unite }}}!

(*blushes at the thought of us becoming Very Powerful Friends*)

[smokebombhill]

The most successful fail vlog in recent YouTube history.

[BenRobot]

lets hope i get nominated for the yt awards :D

[higoaway]

heheh you're adorable ^__^ -smiles-

[BenRobot]

meow :)

[speedyconkiwi]

You're my one and only YT crush. And you knows it :D

<3

[tavin15]

can I come to the wedding ? :D

[speedyconkiwi]

Oh my gawd.

I am all teary eyed from laughing so hard.

May have to watch this about 30 times now. At least.

[SonOfDee]

No watch it "30 times 30" times.

[ASECONDCHANCEAROUND]

Hey my tv has a mind of its own too..lol

**KISSES**

[SonOfDee]

My hot water faucet in the apartment I use to live in use to turn itself on, or if you were taking a shower it would turn itself all the way up.

[ASECONDCHANCEAROUND]

lol. that would make me run

out the house screaming..lol

**KISSES**

[SonOfDee]

Well it didn't start till a mounth befor I moved out. I was looking to move so it kinda just made me double my efforts to find a place (and not take showers unless I had to.)

[mastergunner99]

Dearest BenRobot,

What is the color of the pain and suffering of clubbed baby seals?

Love,

Shawn

[speedyconkiwi]

Baby blue. It's always baby blue.

[JXintheZ]

OMG! Sir Fail-A-Lot!

Give Ben his FUCKING Banner!

<3

[SonOfDee]

Ben is Sir Fail-A-Lot? Is that one of the knights of the round table?

Ok OK here's Bens banner you give it to him.

Ben JXintheZ has your banner.

Why is that duck kissing those boobs?

[JXintheZ]

Because ducks love boobs!

[speedyconkiwi]

So now it's boobs? I thought it was all about the groove thang.

[SonOfDee]

It's all good ;)

[BenRobot]

there needs to be a protest of some sort :D

[jabazzy]

My YT Crush is....

I choose the 3rd row, 2nd from the left maker

& I support the Ben Banner Cause

*high five

[speedyconkiwi]

OMG that's me!! That's meee!!! *jumps*

[jabazzy]

You easily make me a lesbot every passing day *jumps to Germany*

[gnr1234]

jazzy im here

:(

[jabazzy]

What the hell are you frowning for? Are you still waiting for your enema? =P

[gnr1234]

ehhhh nope

[jabazzy]

Just let me know when you're ready. I hope you're having a lovely day Eddie :)

[gnr1234]

thanks for the lovely day wish...but no thanks to the enema thing. :-)

[jabazzy]

marker I meant marker. Failed joke FTW.

[BenRobot]

been there xD

[fallofautumndistro]

You are the best Ben. Seriously. You should have 5,000 subs, not 500.

[SonOfDee]

Only 5,000 more like 500,000 Subs

[BenRobot]

thanks Alan, I appreciate that :)

[BOBIzizou87]

LOL love the creepy smiling. xD

[SonOfDee]

I Love the creepy laughing

[BenRobot]

may you dream of it at night :D

[righthandgenius]

am i first? Dear god!