Boo Hoo For Newspapers

[ASPAustralia]

wrong Journalism is fucked the elite own them too the internet, Papers, all mainstream media! its the sheep they are printing too and its the sheep that vote!!

bad news all round people..

[SliceOfDog]

XD This guy is William Shatner meets Jim Carrey meets Jack Black, ammirite?

[MomoDelicious]

I never quite know what to say as a comment, you kind of say it all!

[Slayer7666COF]

ive been netless for a while now and TODAY, i heard the most priceless line ever! (even the dumbest MF has the gift of comprehension!) and the net is written by people! the who job thing, i see my friends talk a lot about construction and iron barrs... they usually find a better way to work saving days of work and completing the same work, even as apprentices they could read the maps better than the foreman but at all times 80%+ of ppl were retarded and unswaying on there ideas even dangerously!

[nonesuchone]

In rare form here, Seaney boy,

[bluearl]

Beautiful Video!...Newspapers to me are the Funny papers, not too funny since most of it is toned down for all those sensative MotherFuckers out there who might get offended, well, Fuck them too.

[nailmouth]

You're looking fit... did you lose weight?

[1LBRTY]

Ever since I saw the movie "Not Another Teen Movie" I can't see someone gratuitously wearing a hat without thinking about the kid in that movie that wears a hat gratuitously. It's funny in a very human sort of way.

[fulekkei]

Thank the Christ for videos like these--without them my channel page would be empty of a featured vid.

Muchas gracias, Sean.

[foupierre]

where is Mr Wrong wrong? murderer! yeh I know it's aljazeera  - I'm a brit we invented the language so I can spel it like i wants

[foupierre]

suppurating - I think my cock is doing that

[CheeezMaster]

Basically, we need to stop assfucking the planet.

Agenda 21

Codex Alimentarus

[aproxxy]

Yes, fucking yes.

[missdivinestalls]

How many testicles do you operate on, Sean?

[Acceleratemylife]

Awesome work man. Way to bring intelligence and couple it with comedy.

[mistaspot1]

I'm daily wishing for the death of all kinds of media entities; BBC, ABC, NBC, CNN, FOX... the list goes on and on. My local newspaper is owned by a huge cable company. I still read it. I don't know why. I guess for the sports page. :\

[seanbedlam]

I've made aljazeera my home page and I'm subscribed to their YT channel. Because I'm a terrorist. But also because I like news that isn't squeezed out of a white man's suppurating flesh.

[CheeezMaster]

now, don´t believe everything Aljazeera says, sean...

they were WAY more hardcore when they started out

[foupierre]

isn't that a Pizza? aljareza with jalipenos and a cheezy crust - better make it extra fat fuck size with extra fat

[GoooooooooodThanks]

Great! Now I'm paranoid about walking under a bridge, for fear of someone yelling out "HAHA Sean Bedlam sucks your cock!" :(

[WillyWonkaIsSatanic]

@GoooooooooodThanks You're a dirty old man?

[GoooooooooodThanks]

Yooooou got it! Taste the snozzberry! It taste's just like my snozzberry...etc.

[ReliableInsider]

Newspapers: One accurate view and one opposing view that's complete bullshit written by sinister corporate crooks.

The Internet: One accurate view, a bullshit opposing view, and ten thousand deranged conspiracy theories.

For dumb people, the former is preferable. For smart people, the former is preferable.

Subscribe to a newspaper. They'll give the money to an actual professional journalist.

It may just be the easiest and most painless way to save the world.

[disrupterx]

"written by sinister corporate crooks"

"Subscribe to a newspaper. They'll give the money to an actual professional journalist."

Lol.

[WillyWonkaIsSatanic]

@ReliableInsider LMAO since when has anyone every actually provided an "accurate" view.

[Thulsa790]

5 stars just for the last 20 seconds of awesomeness

[KlaxonCow]

Weirdly, if you view the video via Sean's channel page, then you can still rate it 1 to 5 stars.

But on this new video page, you can only like or dislike it.

You can still thumb up or thumb down a comment, but you can't actually see the thumb count (except on the currently unchanged "view all comments" page, but that's bound to change with time) - so what's the fucking point?

Also, video responses are dumped in with the related videos on the side. Making that feature now useless.

[KlaxonCow]

I'm periodically prodded to constantly re-tell the fucking website that I'm perfectly sure that my location is "worldwide", because I don't give a fuck to be parochial for the purposes of targeted marketing.

At the same time, I have to keep undoing the comment censorship, back to "show all comments", as YouTube refuse to accept that I might actually want no censorship.

And have they fixed the comment system like several million people have begged them to?

Of course they fucking haven't.

[ChristopherMast]

The Cunt Train. Cooool.

What's a newspaper?

[MyFishHasFeet]

Wow! I have the same job! We should start a union!

[downhill240]

News papers have vested interests in other financial areas such as bomb-builders etc. . Well said Sean maybe your best ever!

[nenxe]

Bahahaha.

Please, please turn on the "Transcribe Audio" feature for closed captions.

Hilarious.

[katatonickate]

The best place for a newspaper is a compost bin!

[selectivexhearing]

Address of said bridge?

[moscowmasha]

Hmm...I can never really tell how much I agree with you, but your arguments sure are entertaining!

[nomercyrules10]

the closed captioning is brilliant

[jx14aby]

I think you've got a point.

[CounterNerd]

Why can't all the reject "mythbusters/ballbusters" just go fuck off and burn to death somewhere!? Why is it so hard for them to understand global warming!?

Where do they think they're going with this mythbusting about global warming? Is it going to lead us so we can just stop sorting trash and stop being so nice to the nature and just cutt down some more trees and start driving around in less inveromental kind cars!? WHAT IS THE POINT WITH THEIR ARGUMENTATIONS!? FUCKING IDIOTS!!! FFFFF.

[seanbedlam]

Seconded.

[ZED74]

We have to start somewhere. Get rid of newspapers . Its a disgusting waste of paper .. DONT BUY THEM !

[CrankyCrone]

I like newspapers. For  the professionalism of the written word being presented by informed sources. Articles written by literate, educated people can provoke response, or intrigue us to learn more. And all without using the word cunt or motherfucker, though I realize these words are a part of many people's repertoire to do the same. I like to have a choice. If you don't like the use of paper, tho recycled, stop using kleenex, napkins, toilet paper, diapers, wipes, take-out food containers.

[seanbedlam]

Swearing didn't start the fire.

[digitaldissent]

motherfucker, that was one of the best videos Ive seen you do recently.

[08EJH79]

Well this was yeasty loaf a very fair & balanced report with subtle earthy tones

[P00P0STER0US]

I'm ridin' the gunt train.

[WaywardSun]

Where do those dirty old men and their cawks get so much change, anyway?

[kvan1917]

All aboard the Cunt-Train! Whoo-whoo!!

[TheDarwinman]

but you presented no opposing argument - what the the hell's wrong with you? :)

[seanbedlam]

heh

[darnsmall]

reminds me of that song...i sucked a lot of cock to get where i am....

Sean have you thought about starting charity to send your fave journos on a lovely "5*" training camp in the Philippines? There they can be given assignments to act like real Journos and investigate government corruption at all levels...just tell them its a PR piece and don't forget to invest in some body bags

[seanbedlam]

I take it you're sort of referring to the recent massacre of journos? That was about as horrifying as it gets.

i went to a protest at a power station where I saw good journos at work, then at the end of the day we saw on the TV news that the protest never happened. Good times.

[darnsmall]

yep thats the one...you can include the editors as well, they can join them in the Philippines 'training' camp...its a win win...could also turn it into a reality TV show...Journo Survivor...100's of shit Journo's, one corrupt govt, none of them have to survive!

[angryislander56]

The really annoying thing about the 2 sided template of corporate news is just how far right the starting point of the argument has been pushed. Some extreme barking dog like Ann Coulter is *balanced* by Paul Begalia instead of Hugo Chavez.

[seanbedlam]

The right side of the argument is licking Hitler's ashen nutsack at this point.

[gratex]

it's election year, here. fucking nightmare. in the news yesterday there was a couple of parents of some dead soldier idiot giving a statement that ended "we would like this to be the end, and would appreciate there being no further media intrusion into our lives". it took less than a second for a reporter to ask "are you angry at the government?".

they are all fuckers.

[seanbedlam]

And such election choices! At night I'm woken by a glowing- it's the shining of rays of hope all the way from Ol' Blighty.

[WigglyMalmsteam]

Mr. Bedlam, I recommend you watch Charlie Brooker's Newswipe.

[seanbedlam]

I use and endorse Newswipe. :)

[grenangle]

Do you ever wonder what the hoards will do when they realise they have been fooled. I think they will stone the scientists for not explaining themselves clearly. Egged on by the same cunts telling them not to listen now.

We are fucked mate.

[bubonicnate]

hawt

[oojamaflipper]

death to newspapers!!! shoulda happened a loooong time ago.. what a waste of potential monkey condos

[StevoJN]

we would all become smarter if they used the resources needed to make news papers for making hats instead

[JoeyZeroProductions]

All aboard the cunt train!

[Elenkhos]

So what do you want Sean? A world where only YOUR opinion counts, or that of your friends, no matter if your wrong or right about something? Really? Really?

[seanbedlam]

That's the dream that gets me out of bed every day.

[Elenkhos]

Lol.... well at least you still have a dream left.

[Aethidd]

Loving the daily videos, thanks man.

[BadAlbert]

Sitting under a bridge sucking dirty old men's cocks is essentially the relationship between newspapers and society. I have a degree in media & culture and I say it's true. It has nothing to do with it sounding clever or anything.

[Nysswald]

I can't wait 'til I become a dirty old man.

[AudibleOpinion]

Random sentence from the video inserted as comment. Exclamation mark -l-o-l- exclamation mark times three.

[HOLLNAIER]

I'm a 'fluffer' on a gay porn shoot!

[MustafaPresents]

Take this wallaby shampooing job and shove it!

[thes0rleymussed]

lol. Been a while since you made a video like this. I was wondering how you got by. How does tramp dick taste, btw? because my tuition fees are due in end of the month. xD

[dan20n]

Great vid. I laughed a lot, while nodding.

[Moona1966]

It's not so much the papers themselves, Sean... It's the Associated Press... they're trying to rule the world... Google 'em! :)

[Corewen]

I love turning on the transcribe audio beta option. It makes Sean's videos all that much more entertaining.

[KataVideo]

it's not just newspapers, the broadcast and cable media pump false equivilency

[privateryanify]

i love your global warming videos. guaranteed to stir shit up.

[tyrbolo]

You need to wear a T-shirt that says

"John Galt is leaving the building" on the back and remove

your shirt when being fired.

I find the Blahgosphere quite as wonderful a

media as the newspaper, massive doses of

tawdry bullshit with a few chunks of corn

embedded.

Well struck

[Grindermetalhead]

You do know that those Ayn Rand cult followers who call themselves libertarians are in fact the loudest global warming deniers, right?

Just wondering.

[tyrbolo]

you do know that Discordians are not afraid to

make fun of Ayn Rand and knee jerk global

warmer types alike. right ??

[angryislander56]

and another serving of old man dick is delivered:)

[SauronsEye]

What I took from this video is that now I know that dirty old men under bridges are at least clean on one part of their body.

Bedlam licked off all the dirty bits and is spraying it back at us in videos.

[DanOlooney]

I was a paper boy

[cudthree]

there can be controversy, such as how fast to pull out of iraq or what are the best strategies for dealing with global warming, but their agenda is to promote their owners and clients (advertisers) short term interests. corporate media are just corporations after all.

[p717]

less dead trees too.

[thespeedingcookie]

@p717

*fewer dead trees :)

[whiskerchild]

I'm old enough to remember when the Washington Post blew the lid off the Watergate scandal and brought down a President.

I've been watching my local paper, the LA Times become more cowardly every year. The total corruption of the Federal Reserve and our gov't, , the laws being passed that are turning us into a fascist state: NONE of this is being covered. Instead, they whine about how the poor little illegal aliens are treated in this country. From news to nothing in 1 generation.

[seanbedlam]

@whiskerchild I have high hopes this internet thingy will let us give yuppy fuckers a run for their worthless stinking money.