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  • @NATIONALCOMMUNISM666

    typo before there born.

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  • we need to get this primetime cuz Stewart,Colbert & Maher,&CNN,MSNBC ABC etc ALL read from the same daily talking points of the day from the DNC(& Fox is propaganda,LMFAO?).& this is thousand times more accurate than Stewart & Colbert,& hundred thousand more than Maher-you go girl-nice to hear other side of the story occasionally,though I know libs want only one,& through "fairness doctrine" make conservative viewpoints in media illegal,I can hear court jesters now saying this is propaganda

  • LOL, the jokes are great, and on point. But something about canned laughter always rubs me wrong.

  • Enjoyed the news today...had me laughing!!!

  • How do you know it "harms" an individual? Is it only because the baby cries during the procedure? Or does someone have the ability to communicate with babies and get their personal input? If it's just because the baby cries, then I guess we should ban any and all procedures that cause a baby to cry, changing their diapers, cleaning their nose, giving them shots, pretty much anything and everything to do with a baby can cause them to cry. I don't remember it. I am not traumatized by it.

  • She has it right 1:34

  • @jtkirkfan2002 You are right on the money regarding Israel! Good for you!

  • A very targeted, niche brand of humour...

    I will say, with regards to your circumcision comment.. it's a VERY different issue than abortion.

    The debate about abortion is whether or not a clump of cells constitutes a living person with rights. As it stands, we're all BORN with certain rights... rights that a gamete does not have. EVERY healthy, sensitive part of the body is ALREADY protected when we're born.. the foreskin deserves the same protection as the labia.. or at LEAST earlobes!

    yeesh.

  • @joelface So when did they change the law making abortion illegal after the "clump of cells" develops hands, fingers, toes, etc? I must have missed that change...

  • @swstryker - It makes 0 sense to argue that circumcision isn't an issue we should care about by suggesting that abortion IS an issue we should care about. There are people against circumcision who are against abortion & vice versa.

    By mixing the issues you don't help EITHER side, you just waste our time trying to find loose connections between them.

    The pro-choice view is that since it effects the mother's life & body so much, she should choose. Circumcision affects ONLY the individual's body.

  • @joelface Show me anywhere on this comments page where I mentioned anything about the circumcision debate. I was just making a comment regarding your "clump of cells" comment. Unfortunately i usually hear the 2 weakest arguments almost every time abortion comes up. The "it's just a clump of cells" and "it's the women's body" arguments. Therefore when I saw your comment I felt like I had to address it. If abortion truly was just about a lump of cells I would have a totally different view.

  • @swstryker - I won't argue with you about late term abortions. I see it as a sliding scale of moral greyness...

    The morning after pill is 100 percent fine, and an abortion the day before you'd normally go into labour is 100 percent wrong.

    But, I'm no authority about on what day it's morally fine, and what day it's morally wrong... so that's why I say, leave it to the mother to pick the line.

    Regardless, circumcision harms an individual, a person with absolute rights, and that can't be denied.

  • @joelface - It harms them by cutting back (pun intended) on the incidence of cancer there- and that is harmful? You want to deny the male child the right to face greater danger?

    I was going to ask if you were just silly or an imbecile, but...

  • @vinha1006 - Do the research. How many people do you know who've had penile cancer? It's less common than male breast cancer.

    If you want a preemptive life-saving surgery to perform on infants, I suggest you start with cutting out the breast buds of baby boys, since they'll never use them anyways.

    A foreskin contains 1000s of unique, highly specialized nerve endings. It protects the glans & the opening to the reproductive & urinary tract. AND It has sexual functionality. So yeah, it's harmful.

  • You need to do more research about the accelerating rate of some types of penile cancer and the dropping rate of % circumcised. An almost entirely non-western culture type had now become the most common western culture type of penile malignancy. God ahead and kill the kid. After all, you know it all. (That, in case you don't recognize it is me making fun of you and feeling sorry for any male child you may have)

  • @vinha1006 - considering most of the world doesn't circumcise their children and their rates of penile cancer are also extremely low, your suggestion about the "accelerating rate of some types of penile cancer" seems made up.

    Cite your sources, or consider your bluff called. No national medical organization in the world recommends routine infant circumcision on medical grounds. I guess your understanding of the procedure is likely much superior to the vast majority of the world's physicians?

  • @joelface refer to IU med ctr in Indy and Bloomington. This was on the news YEARS AGO!!!

    I do not have the time to babysit you as I have just had one surgery and am going into another tomorrow myself. Do your own research thru IU Med and Boston and Cinti Children's lazy ass.

  • Washington Times reports: House Majority Leader, Virginia Republican, Eric Cantor said Monday that if Congress passes an emergency spending bill to help Missouri’s tornado victims, the extra money will have to be cut from somewhere else. If there is support for a supplemental, it would be accompanied by support for having pay-fors to that supplemental.” The term “pay-fors” is used by lawmakers to signal cuts or tax increases used to pay for new spending.I commend his fiscal responsibility.

  • The Political Boxers love your show.

  • Dirtyblond, get a clue darlin'! Is it me or did Obama say that he wanted to provide relief for those who have suffered from this natural disaster or was it Republican Senator Cantor says, "Congress won’t pay for Missouri disaster relief unless spending Is cut elsewhere." Keep watching FOX News, which I do from time to time, to realize how ignorant the political right really is.

  • Luvit!!! Haha

  • Can't wait for your next one, I know your gonna use the "annointed one" giving a toast during the English national anthem. What an egotistic puppet! He looked angry rather than embarassed at his error.

  • Key points missing from Obama statements on Palestine-Israel.

    Jerusalem and refugees open questions to be settled after the "peace".

    President Obama-it is not peace-it is conflict continuation.

    Israel will giveaway strategic defending assets and get the continuation of Arabs domino game to destroy Israel.

    Obama said Muslim brotherhood is a legitimate party.

    The Nazi get to power in Germany by free elections

    Muslim brotherhood leader

    "Hitler didn’t finishthe job-WE will finish the Job

  • Aborting your son: good!  Circumcising your son: bad! Epic!

  • Wow. Looks like crazy is on tap here, judging by the comments.

  • I am Pro Choice, but I still think the "Abort Son Good, Circumcise Son Bad" joke was funny as hell.

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  • @watchme2day Think about it a second, I'm sure you can figure it all out.

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  • The filthy KKK Dems need to burn in Hell.

  • I espicially like, Israel wants US to go back to pre 1958 borders.

  • @1BRENDAJOYCE If the powers that be will have it, there will be no borders.

  • This administration insists that, "Someone in Pakistan knew about Bin Laden". Hey, check with the guy in charge of the freezer at Bahrain AFB.

  • Obama and Hamas print their speeches on the same piece of paper? Yeah, toilet paper!

  • msm007, I'm sure Barry can get the same people who did that "great" job on his birth certificate...

  • No Hawaii, no President Obama... priceless!

  • Brilliant as usual! Keep up the good work!

  • She and Fozzie Bear have the exact same delivery! All that's missing is, "Wocka-wocka-wocka!" Lame.

  • She and Fozzie Bear have the exact same delivery! All that's missing is, "Wocka-wocka-wocka!" Lame.

  • @bengrimm66 You repeated the same stupid comment. Lame.

  • Where is Obama and his people of the US? Why is Obama in Europe and Netanyahu is taking the place of Obama? Question: Netanyahu will be the next president of the United States of America? He is a war criminal, he killed more than 1.200 innocent people in the Gaza War in Palestine.

  • @News107 How many people did Hamas kill?

  • Hah! Barstow in August! I've been there.

  • Obama is a complete idiot. The jews that own most of the media in the USA will not be quite as nice as they were in 2008. The news reporters might even do thier jobs this time around and investigate who and what he really is instead of just blowing rainbows and sunshine up everyones ass. Since he wants to roll back the clock to 1967 I say sure no problem lets treat him like a black man would be treated in 1967.

  • Maybe Bin Laden is Obama's real dad.

  • Obama will release those photos ONE WEEK before the 2012 Election!

  • great job

  • the bin laden pictures will see the light of day when word leaks that obama fathered a child with another woman, who also does not have a birth certificate

  • These video's never fail to deliver the humor. ROCK ON Jodi and News Busted

  • We will be fully briefed on the murder of the ghost of Bin Laden.... as soon as they find ANOTHER new boogeyman.

  • One of the very, very best EVER! I L-O-V-E-D the Hawaii one! Too, too funny!

  • @tinydancer1965 I agree. The Hawaii one was my favorite, too. Probably because I didn't know the significance of 1958 borders and then, wham! Very funny!

  • The Bin Laden raid photos will be posted online, just as soon as they get someone to Photoshop Obama to make it look like he was there.

  • @msm007 You mean "Photoshop the pics to make it look like Bin Laden's whole head was still there", right? :P

    BTW: Seems only fitting that his pics should get Photoshopped, since his porn collection was heavily Photoshopped. (I hope they give him larger breasts to go with his new head.) :D

  • @msm007 Love your comment..excellent!

  • she is hot

  • also I forgot to mention.

    Sem-it-ic (adjective): Of or pertaining to Shem or his descendants; belonging to that division of the race which includes the Arabs, Jews, and related races.

    the more you know.

  • Amazing!!!

    

  • While the midwest is suffering terrible disasters , e.g. Joplin , Mo. Our fearless leader is in Ireland drinking Guiness . I guess white people in red states are not his concern.

    What if this happened to a republican Prez ??? The media would be howling like dogs in heat ,,,,,,,,

  • @dirtyblondny - Up he's pounding back Guinness while we all try to pick up the peaces. Well hell, if he were here he'd just be out playing Golf. I wonder what the PanAmBomber is doing this week? I believe he owes Obama a bombing thanking for facilitating the deal that allowed him to go free. The Play Boy and Chief - when that 3 am call came in, he hit the snooze button, and then dreamed about drinking Guinness and playing Golf. If I didn't know better I'd surmise that Obama is a narcissist.

  • @dirtyblondny, get a clue darlin'! Is it me or did Obama say that he wanted to provide relief for those who have suffered from this natural disaster or was it Republican Congressman Cantor who said, "Congress won’t pay for Missouri disaster relief unless spending Is cut elsewhere." I think Obama cares more about whites in the middle of America than Bush did for the blacks in New Orleans.

  • @whiteford33 I'll call bullshete on you right there.

  • @dirtyblondny Oh but the fearless leader is going to tour the disaster zone this Sunday... whoop ti do !

    Piece of c.!

  • @qwertyman321 - Israel took no ones land, get a grip on yourself and read some history books.

  • @jrace88044 israel was created by the british and french mandated territories given to create the original israel which blow up from since then.THEY TOOK THIER LAND MORON!

  • I have to agree, Barstow is pretty heavenly.

    Especially this time of year.

    For those of you in Rio Linda I'm joking.

  • I don't understand why they can't go back to thier 1967 borders, or get become one unified state.genetically Palestinans and israeli are the SAME PEOPLE.

    beyond the cultural barriers they can get along,besides the fact israeli took most THIER land without compensation or justification.

    and the fact that you think you can come into THIER LAND,take THIER HOMES,DESTROY THIER PROPERTY, and not expect them to be mad about that?!!

  • @qwertyman321 - You really have no clue what happened in that war do you? 3 countries (Syria, Lebanon, Egypt) ganged up on Israel and tried to wipe them off the face of the planet. They were justified in not only defending themselves but taking critical military footholds. Since then, the Sinai has been returned to Egypt, as it should have been. During the war, civilians were being bombarded by artillery shells from the Golan Heights. Do you seriously want to enable this shit to happen again!?

  • @Slipknotyk06 I've been in history class,all these countries ganged up on israel cause they where lead DEPOSTS.

    british imposed despots to be matter of fact.

    now they are friends with egypt a the moment.I don't know about syria,and lebanon is a different issue.

    even in defense you don't take thier land cause your are take away thier property.would you like it if someone took your land and stuff?

  • @qwertyman321 - So, you're saying that if I have a piece of property from which I am shelling innocent civilians, that I should be allowed to keep the artillery, shells, and property? In spite of the much larger atrocity of murder? You completely gloss over the atrocities committed. THEY WILLINGLY SHELLED CIVILIANS!

    The fact they were led by despots is not very relevant. If the military doesn't believe the actions of their supreme commander to be right, they have a duty to civilly disobey.

  • @qwertyman321 - And implied in your argument is that the taking of lands from those committing murder is somehow worse than murder. You have to be kidding me! The Israeli military is fully justified in preventing future bloodshed through keeping the Golan Heights. You can't cloak this in the veil of humanitarian action if you will subject the area to further bloodshed in the name of property rights. You seem to be utterly ignorant of the fact that not returning this area is SAVING LIVES!

  • @qwertyman321 You seriously need to read the history books..start with the bible.

  • @usgop alright, do you know noah's son shem?

    Semite means seed of Shem. Sem is the Greek version of the Hebrew word Shem. Shem was one of Noah's sons. Many who claim to be of Shem's seedline via the tribe of Judah are actually liars of Cain's seed (Revelation 2:9, 3:9, 1st John 3, John 8:44, Matthew 13:38, serpent seed - Genesis 3:15, serpent not snake, but angel Lucifer see Revelation 12:9).

    so yeah fuck your shit.

  • @qwertyman321 Never met him..but you've got it all wrong..you clearly didn't understand the references you made.

  • @usgop so you never the bible?

    I did,it's one big sleeping tablet.

    but that don't change that fact the arabs and palestinains semites.

  • @qwertyman321 I said I didn't know Noah's son Shem..of course I've read of him in the bible. It was a bit of humor..you do know what that is don't you? BTW.. I could tell that you didn't comprehend the bible..no need to tell me.

  • @usgop dude do you know how many version of the bible the are?

    it hard to comprehend it when there's 40 version of the same book and I'm not reading all that shit.

  • @qwertyman321 You wouldn't understand it anyway..the mysteries are hidden for His people..then you could become one of His and it would open up to you.

  • You can get a CD, and then you won't have to learn to read.

  • @qwertyman321 All of the land that Israel has acquired since the 1967 boarders came as the result of wars where THEY were attacked. "To the victor belong the spoils..."

    Until Hamas agrees to the fact that Israel has the right to exist, there will be no peace, no common boarder. That is how far apart the two sides are.

  • Why would they ban something that's already optional?

  • @LisaBaby67

    Because the mindset over there is "If I can't have it no one can." Or perhaps in this case "If I can have it no one can't!"

  • LMAO good one!!

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  • Ron Paul for 2012

    Nice work jodi

  • Obama can pull for his Muslim brothers to take over the region because he's a total racist against the Jews, but it'll never happen. Israel will tell Obama how hot to make it and where to stick it.

  • Israel return to 1967 borders? No way !!!

  • LOVE IT NEWS BUSTER DOCKS!

  • this sucks :(

  • Excellent as Always.

    I just have difficulty laughing, because there is so much bad truth in her jokes.

  • California is the most screwed up state in the Union! Only D.C. is worse.

    LONG LIVE FREEDOM!!!

  • This was one of the best. U.S. should return to those borders, but could that mean Obama would be Prime Minister of the United Kingdom?

  • I think her delivery keeps getting better.

  • Stephen Hawking haven't seen Jodi

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