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  • i am indian and i like it when you say soon india will outsource to poor americans. lol seems so right

  • You the same year this video was uploaded there were 7 blast on 7/11 in mumbai,India.

    That joke had a hidden prediction huh?

  • the row, wade swim line is phenomenal! genius

  • lol

  • when he said "this is mahatma ghandi" at 10:00 i was drinking water....that ended up all over the table....

  • @anjlim13 Why thank you, appreciate the kind words...sorry to make you spit water everywhere! Dan

  • @calrocker loll! noo prob! and it's all good :) i needed to clean my desk anyway :D

  • @calrocker i love this xD

  • lmao 

  • Wow, you are so funny -- you really brightened the day.

  • loved it man, great material.

    would love to see you do some dead pan - i think ud nail it

  • i love this guy my fav joke of his is the donut one

  • very funny

  • "If we weren't made to eat animals, then why would G-D have made them out of meat?"

  • Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream

    - George W. Bush

  • Totally awesome I love you Dan

  • lol omg funny XD

  • truly hilarious. i'm at work n couldn't stop laughing. my new favorite comedian

  • 90% of all teens would have a breakdown if they saw Hannah Montana standing on the edge of an 11 story building...post this if you would be part of the 10% yelling "JUMP BITCH, JUMP!!!!! just thought you should now

  • He and Russell Peters are great Indian comedians! :)

  • hey u are good, but get ur facts right. Indians eat all. even u, i mean human dog......there are all kinds of people in india....like some dont eat cow

  • i don't normally like stand -up.  Stumbled upon this....So funny :)

  • or... it's a kinda dounut

  • 3:05 brilliant!

  • the only good game is bowling. the black guy gets to knock out 10 whites and they all have red necks! haha

  • everything going my wayyy.... is

  • haha, i love the AOL joke.

  • Are you sure your father isn't Seinfeld?

  • lol funny

  • lol funny

  • I really appreciate an entertainer who does not have to use the two props of sex and foul language to make people laugh but uses intelligence and creativity instead, which is true comedy. Thank you.

  • Really appreciate a comedian who does not need to stand on the two usual props of sex and foul language to embarrass people into laughing. It takes true creative talent and intelligence to do that and make eoplr laugh. Thank you for the great entertainment.

  • @mvies77

    That is some of the nicest feedback I have ever received... thank you so kindly!

    Dan

  • @mvies77

    That is some of the nicest feedback I have ever received... thank you so kindly!

    Dan

  • Really appreciate a good comedian that does not stand on the usual props of sex and foul language. You have to be really creative and intelligent to do that and you are, as well as funny. Thank you for the great entertainment.

  • I really don't get the doughnut joke...can someone explain?

  • a word can have many meanings. grazed like when cows eat, grazed by a bullet, IT A TYPE OF DOUGHNUT!!

    LOL LOLVE THIS DUDE

  • dude it is cool i wish u come to mumbai (SO I CAN BEAT THE SHIT OUT U ) just kidding u funny burger

  • besides from al lthe hilarious stuff and a few jokes i didn't get, his GW Bush impression was awesome

  • ''I'M LIKE HAROLD AND KUMAR" hahaha ROFL!!

  • wow - this guys is bloody hilarious

  • I don't get the doughnut joke.

  • @shfbdfi1273

    it's a japanese accent joke :p

    "grazed" = "glazed"

  • Are you Japanese?

  • Japanese don't have the letter L so they use R to sub for it. so baseball=basebarro =D

  • @DomDollx I think it is other way around. They can't say R they use L insted.

  • @shfbdfi1273 he meant glaze

  • Lmao, why is the objective of the game for the white ball to knock all the coloured ball of the table and when the black ball goes in the game ends.

  • Are you Japanese?

  • I luv it...ur funny..:)..u need to come to ATL

  • I agree!

  • Actually I just saw that he came to the World Congress Center in ATL in April of this year! We missed it :*(

  • is trhis guy from kerala . he imitates that way.

  • @killintymm ya i think so. Nainan is a mallu name (guy from kerla)

  • Crimes Against Humanity, And Other People! Rofl. :D

  • Dan, that burning question mark joke is the greatest thing I've ever heard, I am half-Indian and half-Taiwanese and it's the story of my life as well.

  • thats a strange combination haha im half taiwanese and i cant imagine if my dad was indian

  • Bush act very good is!

  • Mahatma Mitsubishi San , ROFL!

  • -You very funny Daniel-san, but we no understand grazed doughnut joke.

    -Oh, you know, its the L and the R.

    -No, prease exprain!

    LOL!

  • hahaha i loved it hehe

  • I find you hilarious Mahatma Mitsubishi

  • It's not a tumor

  • this dude is hilarious and he doesn't even use bad language which is a plus =]

  • Dan is really hilarious. Russel Peters used to be my favorite, but Dan is right up there with him.

    Dan a good comedian is! :-)

  • This guy is brilliant!

    No foul language, and yet hilarious.

  • You fool, couple of immigrant are doing gardening.

  • he is comedian the good one of the #1 order!...lolz

  • he is comedian the good one of the #1 order!...lolz

  • Great comedy, I love it.

  • man, i appreciate how he can do really good comedy without it being about sex or swearing.

  • HAHAHHAHAHA this is Great.

  • that indian stuff is actually true

  • HAha, indians starving... surrounded by cows! haha. moooooo

  • Hey aztecjedi,In India,Hindus worship COW as one among GODs vehicle and also there are more religious reasons for not eating the same.

  • someone please explain the japanese joke.

  • i dnt get the doughnut joke??

  • @ D3PRides

    grazed = glazed

    grazed/glazed doughnut

    the japanese language doesn't distinguish between the "r" and the "l".

  • This guy is hilarious.

  • This is my favorite video so far!

  • rofl

  • this was really good!

  • or its a kind of a doughnut, lol. Although I thought it was only a Korean thing.

  • funny as HELL..I can so relate lolz

  • lmao lol rofffl

    !

  • LOVE IT!!!

  • Very funny!!

  • lmao

  • dan u r very good i was laughin so hard

    u are brilliant

    i think im in love :D

    ;)

  • I had to laugh the tech support--I have the same problem with Dell! It is soooo true.

  • That was brilliant! XD

  • I hope you come up with another good video such as this...great job! I am fascinated by the whole Japanese-Mallu combo.. you seem like a pretty good byproduct! I am also a bit jealous that you got to experience such diverse cultures...seems like growing up in such a household would have been fascinating,intellectually stimulating and your palate must have experienced what most of us experience after the age of 20!

  • This amazing is so ! I am from Kerala and I am so proud to see a 'half asian' doing such good and clean comedy ! You are an inspiration and you have made me laugh so much today. God bless.

  • I love your material-- it's clean and fun. I love your impersonations, too.

    I wish you had more material up. =(

  • Wow, thank you! Check out my impressions reel that I just put up.

  • Dan Nainan is such an enjoyment.

  • hilarious!!!

  • Hilarious! Thanks for the laughs, without the cursing. Although, I don't mind cursing in stand-up, it's nice to find someone that can make you laugh without it. Great job on the impersonations, too! Bush sounded perfect. If you close your eyes, you'd swear he was talking. The Clinton was good too, but he sounds a little like Elmer Fudd...lol. Overall, great job.

  • Why thank you, that is most kind and you! If you send me your e-mail address I will send you some funny radio calls including one in which I played Bill Clinton.

    DaN

  • haha nice...you made me laugh...good material.. keep it up man

  • funny guy but not enough time for you to get these jokes!!

  • LOL.

    Arnold, "IT'S NOT A TUMOR!"

  • "At Least my name isnt Mahatma Mitsubishi!" haha. that made me laugh!

  • Thank you so much, that is very kind! And many special thanks for favoriting my video!!!

    Dan

  • haha i get my sushi from 711

  • "Soon Indian companies will be outsourcing to poor americans"

    Ever heard of Infosys?

  • Yes in fact I will be performing for Infosys in July.

  • Lol. Didn't expect a response. :) Too bad my friends will be back from India by that time! Anyways, if you come to Boston/Nashua area, I'll be there along with my Infosys friends.

  • hahaha game of pool.

  • I'm sold, Mahatma! GOOD STUFF.

  • I have lived in Japan twice -- and you are 100% correct about the "not showing emotion in public" thing. You are very funny. 

  • Freaking hilarious. "I'm like Harold AND Kumar." So funny.

  • He was really funny! Love that he doesn't curse either! *It gets tired after a while* Thanks for sharing!

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