Tour de Beard #11: Seattle

[jaymeeboh]

Oh my God...why is Sam so funny? And how? "This tastes like noodle boiler! What is this? It tastes like the stuff that comes out of the sink! ...This isn't for people." I died.

[WeHaveJackets]

I will forever refer to water as noodle boiler. :3

[JabberJaque]

Maple Bacon. You are now Canadian.

[KotaJMomo]

Damn, I never get bacon in my first bite...

[rockyrigby]

Breathing is his thing!

[TyTheRegularMan]

I'm on the computer all day, so all I really know about is raw and uncooked pork chop until the Adventure Update comes out.

[BLACKzeronine]

c'mon swizzlestick!

[TheSoundoSunshine]

the guy who winked had AMAZING eyes!!!

[MariazzZebra]

while you were eating this I smelled bacon ! O.O

turns out my sister opened the bacon flavoured chips xD

[YeahHildeKase]

now i want bacon

[ninjazombiesorcerer]

The guy who gave the wink was high his pupils were very very diolated

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*



[KaberianRoyalty]

Aww, the shadow gives it away that the rolled up blue mattress falls to the ground. :(

[OnsotineFilms]

Anyone else have to stretch when he did?

[Mimgurl]

Mm voodoo doughnuts, haven't been there in a while.

[TaraB972]

you people drink noodle-boiler? whats wrong with you?

[oneawesomefreak1]

bahahahahaha

matt's face made me cry.

as in i laughed so hard i cried.

his face doesn't literally make me cry.

although i do cry at night wondering why we aren't married yet...

[dotd53]

voodoo doughnut rules!

[rimiwhat]

btw the acting and directing in this is brilliant

[rimiwhat]

gotta be loose, gotta be soft, you also gotta be hard

[srv1959]

Swizzle stick is a great word.

[DooDoodleyLou]

VOOOOODOOOO!!! I screamed when you mentioned Voodoo doughnut. I love them, and I love you. Come back to Portland.

[SirMalrose]

Hahaha I love that Sam refers to water as noodle-boiler... *sigh* you guys are way too funny.

[ThePirateNinjaGirl]

aaw that doughnut looks so good

[annatheHPtwerdfightr]

I will forever refer to water as noodle boiler.

"this isn't for people" ahahaha

[NeonFoxLetsPlays]

you made him drink noodle-boiler?!!!

[netman2670]

Portland and Voodoo...can't get any better. I live here...I LOVE PORTLAND!

[Tazmainiac9]

Man I love portland and voodoo doughnuts. You know they do weddings? haha i was surprised too.

[CastfireTheAwesome]

Yesss!! I live here!!

[arzeproductions]

OMG OMG OMG THAT HOUSE IN THE BACKROUND (ONE WITH RED TRIM) IS MINE OMG OMG OMG

[equestrianracer604]

@arzeproductions Awesome!! Wouldn't it be sooooo cool if you saw them?!:D :D :D

[ArcMaple]

"This isnt for people!" :D

[staytuned2L337]

lmao "this tastes like noodle boiler!"

[gossipgirliscoolio]

I love bacon!!!!!!!!!

[nightsfire]

Water = noodle boiler indeed. :D

[HazyAtDusk]

I eat ketchup mixed with maple syrup and I dip my bacon in it. (:

[BretterThanRealLife]

Lmao 'this isn't for people'

[kaitlincow]

haha! When Justin was walking down the street at the end I thought "HA, look at that old guy in the frame!" without realizing it was him..

Oh dear...

[SolaceHerald]

hahah! noodle boiler!

[Chrystieness]

i would love to try that donut!

[itsMEjakeyT]

rotfl i know these vids are old but i just found them and watch them all and they're funny this one is my favorite tho hahahah

[Kerian23]

Epic wink, and great video.

[joomoo123]

hahahha "this isnt for people"

[kendallpryce]

geez. i'm so sad you were in seattle, and i didn't know.

[ReviewerGirl]

FFFFFFFFFFFFF.

Omg.

You guys were like an hour's drive away from Tumwaaaater.

I would have seen you if I'd remembered and if I weren't grounded.

[fun76unlimited]

You poor little jail bait.

[Silver1226]

Your bacon doughnut reminds me of the slice of pizza I had yesterday that had tortellini on it ^__^

[RefusetoListen]

his balls have the same condition as your fan's eyelids?!

[panthak]

sam is hot!!

[ocdrockernerd]

I think that Matt s beautiful.

[mrsdylan77]

poor justin. I have lots of ice for you

[sweetrevelation]

Hell yeah, you got the Bacon Maple Bar!

As I've heard repeated, I love Portland ;D

[SuperHyperZ]

lol THIS ISN'T FOR PEOPLE!

I drink water from the tap. So......It's probably not healthy....Or it is. Not sure...

[purplesoccerlabrador]

Dude, I saw that doughnut shop on Travel Channel

[Ashleylovesnerds]

In my old band class my friend used to keep beat to the music by doing that nose thing! It was hilarious! It made me burst out laughing seeing you do it too! XD

[unbridged77]

"Wrong Way" Bahaha amazing.

You guys are so hilarious!

Maple Bacon Doughnuts sounds pretty good- I mean I like bacon and maple syrup so I don't know how completely different it would be.

[dianasof]

I' m gonna start calling water "noodle boiler". That's all I use it for. That and hot chocolate powder with marshmallows.

[mrfilanges]

Cooked bacon only goes bad when Chuck Norris invites it on a heist.

[DoNotLeaveTheWorm]

"This isn't for people."  Lol

[pi21nc355]

HIT IN THE FACE!! AWESOME! HAHA.

And bacon on a freaking doughnut sounds amazing. I would put bacon on anything.

[atiugapmas1]

Damnit.

I wish you came to Seattle on a night that wasn't a school night or I coulda come and seen you and gave you the hannah montana slap bracelets I bought you!

GAH

COME BACK!

[mgete]

Awesome episode!!! :D

[DontMindManda]

Oh that was great! "This tastes like noodle boiler!...This isn't for people."

[bibbeny]

Sam doesn't just do regular pushups, He's really pushing the world down beneath him. Poor Jason, he may never have children now.

[mrhappyninja]

i wants me a bacon doughnut :)

[Radioactivcheese]

damnit, I now need a trip to downtown Portland to go get me a maple bacon, I was having like one a week during the summer, but school gets in the way of my downtown excursions.

[StrummingSally]

All of the beards are looking fabulous.

[meatmuffin]

pfft.

there is never a bad time for bacon.

therefore

bacon never goes bad.

[treytrey3]

Voodoo Doughnuts is the best motherfucking place for doughnuts in the entire motherfucking world, motherfuckers.

[ChateauOfADoubt]

Sure, it goes bad, but it's like...half way to jerky. It goes bad slower than the raw kind.

[BAILEYxTENDO]

Voodoo Is Like The Best Place You Can Get Doughs.

[FerreThoughts]

Brilliant as always. :D

[AncientProphecy]

is it weird that i don't like bacon?

[ricardjorg]

Every known food goes bad except honey. It was found honey still edible in the pyramids with over 3000 years

[bbunny721]

poor justin...

[shelbierocks]

AHH! I love voodoo donuts :D Did you guys try the one that's shaped like the voodoo doll, with the pretzel "knife"? haha (:

[WhyHelloShelby]

Maple bacon doughnut... you would have figured a canadian would have made that.

[MourningStarLucifer]

HOMG, that is so true. Honestly though, I don't think that bacon can be kept for too long after its cooked. It goes all mushy, which is beyonf ross. :'/

[sillysp8]

i always wanted to go to voodoo

[kylieBBQ]

Hahahahaha.

That was a great wink.

[freshie0708]

I'm calling water "noodle-boiler" from now on :) i think you're good with the bacon until it starts growing mold. Then i would throw it away.

[JLB6250]

cooked bacon is fine for 3 to 4 days after its been cooked

[kikyo4815]

"This tastes like noodle-boiler!"

That is THE best combination of words I have ever encountered in my life.

From now on, I shall call water "Noodle-Boiler".

[AnimalQeen]

hair is just soo good

lol

[Cmed1970]

this would be better if eye of the tiger was playing. still freakin' hilarious. you rock, craig!

[shecaptain]

Uhhg I hate when I accidentally drink noodle boiler.

[TheYolk]

yes, they do.

after...a "while"

[AdamskiLawlerski]

Lol

[BeatThePiper]

When you guys get to California will you be slapped by Todly00?

[trashleyrx]

Disregard my comment on the Portland video about the doughnuts...

[flawedartist]

Have you guys heard about the bacon chocolate bar? Also strangely delicious.

And looked up how long you can keep cooked bacon - you're good for a week (although, I'd recommend eating the rest of the donuts before then)

[wheezywaiter]

Thanks for looking up the info. I think Matt and Justin ate the rest the next day. Jerks!

I may look for that bacon chocolate bar, but not too hard. I'm kinda scared.

[TheBoboshy]

There was a store on my street that sold bacon chocolate.

I don't think any one bought it :P

[ChurnedKeyboard]

Butbutbut he didnt even pick it up at the end!! WHY DIDN'T HE PICK IT UP?!

[RickyWhitefreeze]

I''l go get the egg's, and grenades!" Matt scares me now...

[StantheMarsh]

"noodle boiler" hehe

[nmsujew]

You should have played Eye of the Tiger during the training scene...it makes everything better

[x0kindlemyheart0x]

That was a really good wink today. I watched it twice.

[cringkamp]

"don't get too upset about it pistol grip" love these

[applebritta]

OH MY GOSH I saw Seattle so I decided to watch it because maybe you'd be going to Portland next. I'm glad I did. Gahh I could have met you if I'd known :( One time I went to a Harry and the Potters concert in Voodoo Doughnut. It was one of their first Portland concerts I believe.

[WelcomexToxThexNHK]

I envy your bacon donut deliciousness.

[thepappytube]

That looks amazing!

[KittyGibbles]

that looks so gross

[0Gudmandsen0]

Yea, but i would totally eat it.. :D

[boogersismyname]

three words:

chocolate covered bacon.

best stuff in the world.

[Eclipse807]

"this tastes like noodle boiler" awesome line!

[kthxrae]

mmm voodoo doughnuts.

[penonskin]

Haha, I love the faces Justin makes during beard-checks

[kluther09]

lol

noodle-boiler!

[TheHillsHaveEyeBrows]

really want one of those donuts now :(

[punkslilncs]

Yeah i'm not thinking you do... it sounds good in theory.. but think of the greasy meat on a maple donut.. ~shutters~

[cantanstrophe]

Shutters? OH GOD NO THE SHUTTERS ARE SHUTTING IN ON ME OH SH-

[DanTeKJ]

Oh, you guys are in Seattle, cool!

Say Hi to Pearl jam for me ^_^

[hypezgirl84]

This is great! i love this one....best one in a while the Matt is the worst actor in the planet put him in more.... i laugh at him everytime best line.... "welling up" it sounds like something id read in a dick and jane...

[iloveprettydresses]

wow I loved this ep. of TdB !!!!

and that wink was pretty cool to

[luchilenium]

World record for longest opening skit before titles in a Wheezy Waiter vid!

[mikefalzone]

thats was pretty great

[kaylenfalse]

everyone seems to be eating peanut buter bacon donuts. *shiver*

[jimboshizz]

"this tastes like noodle boiler"

[ubitcumajkemi]

this tour videos suck balls...

[quill18]

I have to admit, I feel like the last few months have been lackluster in wheezywaiterland and I was especially getting bored with all the band-oriented content......but the Tour de Beard has been nothing but pure epic win.

[MissTimewaster]

5 stars for Sam's training (especially 0.57 ...not that that means I don't like Justin =] lol).

I don't think I want your tour to end, because that would mean no more Tour De Beard videos. =[

[DrQuijano]

It would've been priceless to do the throw lands three feet away in a state line. Like "Ah, seattle, no problem" you throw it from one state it actually lands on the other. And I agree water is not for people.

[splicegrrl]

Favorited for reasons it feels too obvious to mention.

[spannerxxxxx]

'Still hurts y'know' hahaha! Oh man, I'm really going to miss the tour vlogs.

[belidama]

i love this soooo much! im gonna miss the tour vids

[ihearttheplanet]

"it still hurts you know"

"wrong way" ahh classic that video was and actaul lol inducer :)

[sillynstubborn]

I'm gonna miss Sam, Justin and Matt when you stop the Tour de Beard videos... *tear*

I MISS THE WOOKIE SO BAD, CRAIG.

[DarthServer]

holy crap I love Seattle. Rock that crap out!! !..!,

[duchessofquirk]

Lol! "This isn't for people." Love it.

I second the NOT bored movement. Tour de Beard is an absurd success solely based upon the entertainment value of hurling a sleeping pad and various shenanigans involving beards and a Wookiee. Serious love. :D

[xImxJustxJoshinxYax]

It wont go bad. Ever seen a jar of bacon bits? No expiration date. I keep mine in a ziplock bag in the freezer door to use in salads and on baked potatoes.

[haarrriett]

sam and justin are so cute :) awesome videos i love these x

[Plushy]

My neighbour makes amazing bacon and maple syrup cupcakes! It just works somehow :)

[artvandelay13]

i can kind of see how that might actually be not disgusting... like maybe if i didn't think of it as a doughnut, but more like bacon with maple syrup, which is amazing...

[peculiargirl]

I am so bummed that I didn't get a chance to see you here in Portland (damn work and broken car), but I was glad to see you did make a part of a video here.

Keep it up, it keeps me up! ;-)

[inkchris1]

Ace. You guys are hilarious.

[vulcanbirdbrain]

i'm NOT getting bored of these.

...jus' sayin'

:D

[LifeNeedsWork]

hear hear

[sannycool]

I'm getting bored of these =(

[lontivirus]

oh man, bacon and maple.

best idea ever

[Kellerspinne]

uh I love Justin! So sweet at the end XD

[tjbailey08]

...mmm bacon doughnut...

It does go bad eventually, but as long as it's cooked it's not bad for you (well, not AS bad as bacon usually is for you lol), but eventually it will start to turn, just keep an eye on it.

and holy crap the was the most dramatic wink ever lol.

[seafoamgreennails]

"this is'nt for people"

ha

[whitenailsnguitars]

"This tastes like noodle boiler!" LOL Best line ever!!!

[heyunloving03]

haha "noodle boiler "

[letyourlovegrowtall]

A Maple Bacon Doughnut? Totally not kosher :P lol

Man, I'm going to be sad when the tour is over. You guys should start a Driftless Pony Club youtube channel...or something

[SeeSarahGo]

oooh that looks gross hah

[mightyxmattie]

1:36 priceless xD

[stephyed]

VOODOO RULES. way to do my hometown right...wish i could've been there. did you make it to stumptown on 2nd for the best coffee ever?

[justanthy]

mmm....bacon.

[rkdrummer216]

Yes... cooked bacon goes bad...

[nerdra]

Yeah... I think bacon goes bad.

[THEROBBIEKSHOW]

That doughnut is beyond description..it screams cardiac bypass..

[soraiyame]

I'm pretty sure I shuddered at least five times while watching you eat the doughnut. On that note, how is it that Sam's sleeping bag dilemma never gets old? Loved, "I'll go get the eggs!...... and the grenades!"

[alwaystextback]

Never ceasing to amaze!

[kyle7447]

YAY!!! I love portland! i should have gone *sigh*

[chickiepoo]

"What is this!? It tastes like noodle boiler!" XDD

[goddesssss]

"no, no - this isn't for people."

Best. Ever.

[turtletarian2]

cooked bacon would go bad if it starts to smell like rotting meat other thatn that it wont but umm try to eat them withen the first 3 days you had it otherwise umm well its not a good idea

[commandercandy]

Doughnut looked gross....

Overall, a rather epic Tour De Beard video, though!

Epic training (particularly the push-ups), and definitely an epic wink (whoeverheis) :D

[imtang0708]

Maple bacon donuts? That sounds like PMS heaven!!!!

[HumanStrategy]

This tastes like noodle boiler...like the stuff that comes out of the sink...it's not for people man.

hehe

[earlgreytempest]

5 stars for voodoo

[kokopuffs210]

i'm hungry now.. )';

[DragonFire381]

I could feel my arteries clogging just watching you eat that doughnut. Reminds me of John's fat sandwich.

[voxiphiliac]

You know what else tastes good? Bacon chocolate chip cookies. Bacon is basically the dessert of the meat family. Nom nom nom.

[dramadork787]

i believe cooked bacon can go bad...but the sugary-ness of the donut may help preserve it...

btw, love the vids...ciao

[beastmasters]

Fail on playing on a school night in Seattle. I wish I could see you perform!

[MKIced]

that was the longest pre-intro I've ever seen. The "wheezy waiter" intro was at 1:40!

[RockinBlueWit]

aw, now i really wish i was 21 xD

i would have been so happy to see you guys

[hiefur]

no cock and balls? i once saw ron jeremy order one and eat it. now that was disturbing.

[holycowitsmer]

"It tastes like noodle boiler." Hahahaha.

I loved todays wink. I need to know who it is so I can tell him how beautiful his eyes are. <3

Ahhh Seattle. I would give (almost) anything to live there. Or Portland; Oh the north-west states. ;)

[ABookByAnyOtherName]

yes it does Craig. Please don't die!

[netsrikb]

you should come to texas. we eat whole pigs, and they are well made.

[nirvanachick15]

hahah noodle boiler

[Ichiroseattle51]

seattle is the best city ever. It was my favorite vacation that i have ever taken

[peacetoes]

Seattle, <3

i live there :)

[JustMargaret]

Me too!

[doctornoise]

I almost went to voodoo once at the Portland gathering... the thought alone sent me to the emergency room with a cholesterol problem.

[thecolormaria]

"what?! no, this isn't for people"

[chrissyjeano]

Yes. Any type of meat (raw or cooked) shouldn't be at room temperature for more than about two hours, and should be heated up to a certain temperature (I forget what it is) to kill off anything that could be potentially dangerous.

[WTFROSE]

i want you guys to play in NH

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