as your attorney

[sugarfreelemonade]

Pig fucker

[jokerswarpig]

"Who said anything about slicing you up man?"

[Sonnen4President2012]

"Unfortunately, my attorney had never ascribed to the notion, often espoused by former drug users, that you can get a lot higher without drugs than with them.

And neither had I for that matter..."

Funniest quote in film or literary history.

[ViolentJay100]

"Who said anything about slicing you up? I just want to cut a little Z in your forehead." Hularious.

[widowjones]

know what 3 attorneys at the bottom of a river is????

[smartalek180]

@widowjones

A good start?

[dayhall11]

I actually know an attorney like that...  Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahah :0

[ps31rokursox]

My attorney hates acid

[weedsmoka664]

I wish i had an attorney like that =/

[saintrambone]

Mobile Audit Club's gonzo investigative journalist has revealed an American holocaust in finance and medicine. Read the details at Mobile Audit Club. Google search us.

Kurt Brown, alias Saint Ram Bone or Angel.

[PopeOfTheUniverse]

attorney

[JuicyMa420]

i love this movie peepz who dnt jus be hatin so keep talkn yo shit lolz seemz thats all uz lame azzs gots to do

[MrDiamondFDC]

aliens made this

[DEATHROTT666]

i want him to be MY atourney!

[ratmrulesyou1]

best atourney ever!

[scottocracy]

What's an atourney?



[ratmrulesyou1]

@scottocracy a lawyer

[scottocracy]

@ratmrulesyou1 As an actual ATTORNEY, I advise you to correct your spelling.

[ratmrulesyou1]

@scottocracy i'm sorry, but my main language is swedish...

[Fyr3St0rm]

Just a tiny taste.

[Killuminatyi]

Where do I get an attorney like that? :)

[Struckworld]

AS YOUR ATTORNEY

[michaelmyersh2]

one toke ova da laaaaiiiiiiinne downtown in a railway station, one toke ova da laaaiiine

[wangsta231]

lol i didnt notice how many times he said that

[Coreysk8er101]

Hehehehehehe Favorite movie actually



[shanebonter]

thats not benicio del toro playing dr. gonzo.. thats benicio del toro playing carl lazlo.. hunter s thompsons real life attourney at law.. he was disbared after one too many acid trips in court...

[MsSorryimnothere]

why is he liking that...

[squeak1964]

Haaaaaaaa~~~~

[nikolaneberemed]

Koji su to jebeni carevi 8)

[VersusARCH]

@nikolaneberemed govori srpski da te ceo svet razume XD

[bapyou]

Doesn't the dope who put this video together realize that the music is WAY too fucking loud compared to the actual video footage?

Plus the music sucks, big motherfucking time.

[blaze3686]

@bapyou just threw it together in about an hour cause i was bored one day. if i had really though about it i might have fixed it. but all these files are long gone.

[Y2UBEK]

What is it with you fucking punks putting up good material & then fucking ruining it with your own bullshit half way through or at the end? You fucking pathetic dickheads really need a fucking reality check! This shit won't make you famous, just a fucking sad joke. Fuck you & everyone like you!

[blaze3686]

@Y2UBEK not trying to get famous, was just bored one day.

[noobmaftw]

@Y2UBEK

Are you fucking stupid?

[roxxi182218]

@Y2UBEK calm down, the rest of the video was fineeee

[videosandshit2]

@Y2UBEK That was the worst attempt at aping Thompson's style I've ever read.

[ttaylorsmithh]

@Y2UBEK you are insane

[ironlungdtoker]

you ll need a very fast car with no top , and the cocaine

[munkdo3]

i like how you have it in chronological order

like the flashback scene of them sitting in the bar before you show them sitting in the car in the opening scene.

the bar is chronogically beforethe car

[MrSkuddawg]

1:00 to 1:15 I love that scene

[TheBreadPants]

@drmontello no its a filter. you can buy them at smoke shops

[pizzza21]

What's the name of the thing that Thompson always has in his mouth (the thing that he puts his cigarrets in) ?

[NiggaWiddaAttitude]

you took to much man, you took to much to much!

[halloweenfan92]

why is it every time he says "as your atourny i advise you to" shit starts happening?

[hvitekristesdod]

just a tiny taste hahahahaha he takes like the whole bottle...

[PrivateSnowballTFC]

Random whacking of the fly swatter at 0:38

Gotta love it

[theradioprst]

@PrivateSnowballTFC theres nothing random about that swatting he's a man with a goal

[TheDarkLens]

@PrivateSnowballTFC Actually, he's using the flyswatter because he thinks that he and Dr. Gonzo are being assaulted by a horde of gigantic bats.

[PrivateSnowballTFC]

@TheDarkLens No shit, Sherlock

[TheDarkLens]

@PrivateSnowballTFC In your comment that I, in turn, commented on, you said that the 'whacking of the fly swatter' was 'Random'.

Mirriam Webster defines 'random' as "lacking a definite plan, purpose, or pattern". While Raoul does seem to lack any pattern in his 'whacking', there is a definite purpose and a definite plan: he thinks there are giant bats attacking, and he plans to kill them. (respectively)

Therefore, his actions are not "Random".

As Holmes might say: "Elementary."

[DmytroFlandria]

please, does anyone know the song from 00:32 till 00:52?

would really appreciate it!

[DmytroFlandria]

@DmytroFlandria

aha! i got it!

that's Beck, Bogert, Appice - "Lady"

good song

[ovechkin100]

WHAT is that song!!!!!! i want to know

[BeckEis]

Hard to believe this is the same hunky (and much slimmer) Benicio who would appear in TRAFFIC two years later!

[beardtrick]

He's the best attorney ever!

[ryohayashi]

just a tiny taste~

[77joejoe]

jesus look at that bunch over there man

[DeathFromAbove1981]

He's on twitter! @yourattourney

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

doing tranquilizers in vegas would finish you off completely. thats why this movie could never happen. omitting the tranquilizers, this would be a hell of a weekend.

[Eliasoz]

@Pimpmastahanhduece Isn't it based on Hunter S Thompson? A crazy journalist who did A TON of drugs? The movie doesn't really have to be 100% accurate I mean come on....they're on acid the whole time, as an appetizer.

[gizmo420420]

and you'll need the cocaine

[featherwood05]

best advice ever!!! lol

[FortheHorde1546]

I took this kind of advice once. What I remember was an epic journey as well.

[RChuck43]

adrenacrome.. HOW THE FUCK CAN U HANDLE THAT?!!! I have a hard enough time dealing with stress!! I imagine the feeling U woood get from taking that is like looking outtta the opened airplane door right b4 U skydive..!!! Ahhhhhh!!!!!!

[GrannySnapples]

i just wanted to cut a little z in your forehead

[Almostpwned]

as your attorney, i advise you to tell me where you put the goddamn mescaline...

[themaster862]

aww it skipped the part "did you see what god did to us man!" god dident do that you did it, your a fucking narcotics agent, i knew it"

[SuperPredman]

As your attorney I advise you to pay me in acid. Duke: why? Gonzo: for the hell of it

[smittty1911]

Acapulco shirts.

[dserv]

as your attorney i advise you to take another hit and click the thumbs up

[justanotherjam]

beautiful tits!!!!

[hazeleyedqtpie06]

*gasp* who said anything about slicing you up?? i just wanted to carve a little Z in your forehead" lmfaooo

[gauchebag]

attorney

[mccorkle181970]

@gauchebag I was going to correct them but I guess you beat me to it. Amazing that someone who can't spell wants to post things, huh?

[stuckvanilla]

"Back door beauty?"

"The question mark was emphasized."

"What is this?"

"It's a napkin."

"I know what that means, you fat goddamn pimp bastard."

"That's the name of a horse I used to own, ma'am. What's wrong with you?"

[twispsalterego]

arm ourselves to the teeth...one of the best lines ever!

[51reece]

@twispsalterego YES IT WAS!!!! but the funny thing was all they had was a 357 with NO shells in a doggy bag

[twispsalterego]

@51reece you know your thompson! good deal!

[DirdeeD]

shoulda showed him gobbling down the adrenachrome after him saying take a tiny taste.

[kylemankyle]

are you ready for that? checking into a vegas hotel under a phony name with intent to commit capitol fraud and a head full of acid? I sure hope so.

EPIC

[gooosfrabaa]

"As your attorney i advise you to take a hit outta the little brown bottle in my shaving kit" - XD

[tunatallica]

When I become an attorney, I can only hope to be as half as awesome as Dr. Gonzo

[tunatallica]

When I become an attorney, I can only hope to be half as awesome as Dr. Gonzo

[goldenhitman]

8 people seriously need some advice from their attorney

[Facingmecca]

@goldenhitman it's up to 13 now...

[LosingSanityDaily]

as your atourney, I advice you to shoot heroin!

[edeneye808]

As your Attorney I advise all of you pathetic potheads and bums to learn how to spell.

[phuphroo]

@edeneye808 as your attorney I advise you to chill the fuck out

[Gottenburg]

@edeneye808 as your attorney id advise you to troll harder. Cause it will be a godDAM Miracle if anyone will ever love you in life.

[sethte]

@edeneye808 dont be a dick, dude :/

[VonCouch]

"As your attorney, I advise you to drive at top speed" I use this line all the time when my friends are driving slow

[DaveS12382]

"and you'll need the cocaine".

[breakawaydukes]

@DaveS12382 check my page if your a hunter fan got the new trailer for the rum diary on there :D :D

[Legba85]

How can 7 people not like this? Who wouldn't want an attorney like him?

[Bastige56]

He reminds me of my attorney.

[somethingMACABRE]

U wont need much... just aAa.. tiNy TASTE..............BEST MOVIE THAT EVER EXISTED

[tk01la08]

i wish i had a attorney too

[ntaranko]

The only way this could be improved is if instead of the "Z" clip it ended with the bit about letting Raoul Duke sleep at billable hour rates. :)

[dunger88]

and we're gonna have to arm ourselves...TO THE TEETH

[joejoe8151]

would you kindly

[lsdoxie]

How can you upload clips from this movie? Everytime I do it it says its copyrighted

[blaze3686]

@lsdoxie dono i uploaded it over a year and a half ago.

[adsci]

@lsdoxie i hate it so much that they bann those clips. its like forbidding people showing eachother parts of their favorite movie to laugh about. its fucked up man. these laws are bullshit. it all started when they tried to get incredibly rich from ART.

[misestrelka]

@lsdoxie sometimes, it needs to get reported 1st

[mekkabon]

@lsdoxie try not putting too many keywords or obvious things in the title maybe? I honestly don't get why they take down some vids and not others.

[vikingvic]

whats the score here??...

[ReRemixedLive]

BEAUTIFUL fucking TITS MAN!!

[YourBestFriendEvar1]

now thats what i call sound legal advice

[talibanulafgan]

i wish he was my atourney :))

[sfenjorgensten]

benincio rulezzzzzzz:)

[RandallFlaggNY]

One toke over the line....

[SkylarkGSX]

"Uhhh. Who said anything about slicing you up man? I just wanted to cut a little Z in your forehead."

[93Tatuaggi93]

AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH

[22JOHNNYDEPPLUVER]

johnny is soo hot at 0:43

[2008GetBig]

"Are ya ready for that? checking into a vegas hotel under a phony name with intent to commit capital fraud and a head full of acid...i sure hope so"

[g3n3ralmayhem]

I just want to cut a little Z in your forehead....

[cxmafia]

Now THAT is a Lawyer

[bobobhooker]

did you see what goddd just did to us man

god didnt do that u did your fuckin narcotics agent i knew it

[doda26]

Were are 20 minutes outside of Las Vegas. As your attorney, I advise you to take 4 hits of the blotter acid right now.

[gEEEEEERa]

as your atorney

[Militia1993]

the man who posted this video is a fucking faggot.

[RobMetalCheese]

@Militia1993 As your attorney I advise you to take a hint out of the small brown bottle in my shaving kit. You won't need much; just a tiny taste.

[fleamarket3000]

del toro delivers one of the greatest performances I've ever seen

[bassistdave109]

as your attorney I advise you to drive over to the tropicana pick up a guy lombardo hes a blue room with a royal canadian

[VANYO21]

i like the gestures showing agreement in the very beginning

[WRAFofzelichking]

name of the song at the end? :o

[TheOceanborn666]

gotta love benicio del toro's accent =)

and oooh how he's licking that suitcase.. so adorable

[harshLesson]

ya his puerto rican accent is still there but he works with it quite well i must say. ahahah i also love how he licks the suitcase. they are very efficient when it comes to drugs.

[DoctorBudd]

@TheOceanborn666

What? Adorable? He's not a fucking cat!

[harshLesson]

LMFAO love how he says "get the hell out of LA"

[BebopCoIa]

you wont need much... just a tiny taste

[WoodstockHippie1969]

Great Compilation!

[Jesus00000000000]

Not the greatest attorney.

[dirtyfrankkk]

I love that shocked look on his face at 1.36.

[k4RS4i]

1:16 - 1:30

Song name please!

[amk68sco]

funniest film ever made!

[hendrixman1515]

whats in the bottle that he tells him to drink from at the end?

[ibarra88]

@hendrixman1515 adrenochrome

[Eggroll42]

adrenochrome, he ends up takin a shitload and trippin right the fuck out lol.

[hendrixman1515]

haha wtf is that

[spence111]

@hendrixman1515, it's a rare drug called adrenochrome. It's rumored to be extracted from the adrenal glands of alive human being.

[Legba85]

@spence111 It ain't no rumor. Gonzo got it from a satanist freak. He took too much, man. He took too much, too much.

[crimsonjunk]

@spence111 thats a myth there is no evidence that oxygenated adrenaline or pink adrenaline as its called in some research papers has any phycedelic effects.

[spence111]

@crimsonjunk , not necessarily psychedelic, but we cant ignore the profound physiological and psychoactive effect adrenaline alone can have on us.

[AnObsoleteMan]

"As your attorney, i advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit. You wont need much, just a tiny taste. That stuff, makes pure mescaline seem like ginger bear man."

[NapalmWeed]

@AnObsoleteMan ginger beer, WBTW tastes very good

[Legba85]

"As your attorney, I advise to drive at top speed or it'll be a god damn miracle if we can get there before you turn into a wild animal. Are you ready for that? Checking into a Vegas hotel under a phony name with intent to commit capitol fraud and a head full of acid? I sure hope so."

[alimeksiki]

thanks for posting i love these clips del toro was the man .

[gencoss]

frankly I'd liked to see nicholson instead of del toro. jack and depp what a pair.

[gonameaspoon]

as your attorney i advise you to rent a really fast car with no top

FAVORITE LINE OF THE MOVIE. that and THIS IS BAT COUNTRY!

i love this movie!! amazing to trip and blaze to

[Pomepwns]

As your attorney, I advise you to slow the fuck down man, I can't keep up!

[SebasMarinS]

Great movie.

[BurntFrost]

Hey, 'Truismo' guy, check this out: Fuck. What do you know, my computer didn't explode, the universe didn't crash, and my mom didn't ground me. Incredible, isn't it? I know, I can hardly believe it myself, but it's true: YOU CAN SWEAR ON THE GODDAMN INTERNETS!

\/\/\/\/\/

[GranTruismo4head]

big F88ker Big F**ker Big F**KEr BIG F**KEr IG F**KER

[NapalmWeed]

@GranTruismo4head Pig Fucker

[GranTruismo4head]

@NapalmWeed w/e dude thats what i could hear

[linkfan160]

"As your attorney I advise you to drive at top speed, it'll be a god damn miracle if we can get there before you turn into a wild animal"

[texasB666]

that would be the ONLY lawyer i could trust.

[AltairKamahl]

man i love Hunter S. Thompson, this guy is a LEGEND.

[whatthefluk]

"As your attorney I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top and you'll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special music. Acapulco shirts". LOL!

[Gonzovision1992]

"did you eat all this acid?"

"thats right...MUSIC!"

[Foxlover666]

Velvet Acid Christ rocks.

[MrZoranR]

blows my vikend

[funkyjim]

MEDICINE!

[NEWCARNET]

The note read "Back Door Beauty?" the question mark was underlined...

[jonno69098887776766]

and ull need the cocaine. lolll

[John031989]

"Just a.....tiny taste."  That shit gets me every time!

[blaze3686]

you did too much man. too much.

[thedistillers27]

@blaze3686 I have been told that . It wasn't as funny at the time, but now it's pretty funny..

[maoristereo]

@blaze3686 and when you scream...you'll sound like a racoon

[Theburn77]

as your attorney, i advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit

[magog1138]

I miss my attorney. He reminded me of Dr. Gonzo.

He was murdered 3 years ago. He was in the wrong place at the wrong time during a robbery.

Man, he could drink me under the table. :D

[RandallFlaggNY]

@magog1138 He wasn't armed to the teeth....

[zigzigzig]

@RandallFlaggNY lol. nicely done.

[3lullabies]

whats that song that plays for a couple seconds at the end.........

[blaze3686]

i think its s remix of zombie nation but im not sure. that comp is out of service at present.