Karl Pilkington Jordan: Best Bits

[Lexface1]

Lights, lights, lights, LIGHTS!

[16Brandan]

Karl is the funniest man in the world! He doesn't even try to be!

[ElshamyWalid]

This is not Jordan its Israel those dancing guys are a bunch of stupid inbred jews!

[Icanhasoboe]

@ElshamyWalid read description, noob!

[blurblobs88]

Idiot abroad Mexico

[UggmunsStudios]

2:35

best part

[jeansilvas]

shiit this is funny, him and Kenny the australian plumber should become best mates

[TheUoru]

he looks like Simon Pegg funny enough.

[philphish]

5+ years of podcasts, not one swear word.

[MrRsnerds]

He's not an idiot, he's a freaking genius! I mean he has undeniable logic

[alnero25]

I want to be on the same mobile network

Karl is on! if he can get a signal in the dessert he can get a signal anywhere!

[JessLovesChode]

they're causin all that bibbin!

[smileyhiley100]

lol you can't beat an idiot abroad

[BostonCreamDonut]

Testicals being battered lololol

[BostonCreamDonut]

haha love this show

[rozzienurseface]

i love how his heads even rounder with the hat thing on

[busterkeatonsbriefs]

He just scarpered, Ha , who wouldn't

[someskittles]

Lolllllllllll @ him just running away + the dancing

[TomRSM]

Contains content from: Science Channel... WTF?? :L

[irishchick41]

<3

[Matallica01]

get out the f*cking road! LOL :D

[CaptainGrimes1]

How did he get a signal in a desert? lol

[toms1266]

@CaptainGrimes1 Probably either a satellite or a GSM phone. I had a GSM phone in Jordan and you can get signal way out in the most remote parts of the desert. It cost me like $2 per minute to make calls though.

[FarrellConor]

@CaptainGrimes1 satelite phone

[BAZSLAVENovBRADFORD2]

"somewhere there's a guinea pig with major shits" brilliant!

[sunseaandparadise]

3:16 best part :)

[sabahbubbler]

Thanks Ricky Gervais. Karl Pilkington was the best gift to the world

[YouGotGunYouGotGun]

"Can we just eat and go to bed?"

-Karl Pilkington upon being given the honour of spending a night with the ancient and fascinating Bedouin

[YouGotGunYouGotGun]

Karl Pilkington - doesn't like dancing so just legs it down the road

[danmancmufc]

hahahaha. why does he run off???? what a legend. proper freaky dancer as well haha

[KangoTV]

This deserves to have a Ricky laughter track over it.

[WTFAztecBaby1]

Someones trying to get to hospitle there nans dying, and there doing that.....Get out the fucking road XD u legend Karl

[kurtL3]

Youve got to love the Jews dancing in a middle of a highway. XD

[WillShakespeare2007]

I bought this thinking it was a show with Ricky Gervais. This guy going around the world and just complaining about everything didn't work for me but everyone to their own I guess.

[RyderFly89]

2:43 lmao

[peterukk]

2:15 Karl looks back, sees the empty-headed happy bus people are running behind him, suddenly sprints like Usain Bolt. I died laughing.

[brand0n180]

Song name 1:58 please?

[kermitcintronsucks]

death to israel!

[cocaobean]

look at that fucking head! karl is an amazing human being.

[waysheemoovz]

Karl Pilkington is my hero!!!

[KITESKICKEDOFF]

02:11 PEG IT!

[mlawren7]

I've never said an anti-Semitic thing in my life, but honestly: YOU USELESS FUCKING CRAZY JEWS.

[ManUnitedMedia]

"GET OUTTA THE FUCKIN' ROAD"

[thsmdcalien]

Karl dances good

[JackalDude15]

The Lights are changing , the Lights, LIGHTS LIGHTS LIGHTS! Lmao

[HPsawcee]

how the fuck did he get phone reception in the middle of the desert, but i can't get phone reception in the middle of england?

[DroopingDeathRose]

'Gran's dying, tryin' get to hospital, ~Hua hahhu huhuhaa huhaaahuu

- GET OUT THE FUCKING ROAD.'

[annawee3]

him dancing. has just made my day

[mysunnydays2009]

He looks so cute dancing.

[silviawonderland]

He is great! Funny and cute!

[Mobilesoff]

@hazaTNA ah yes, but imagine Karl at the award podium, just saying 'I don't see what's all the fuss about.' or something along those lines XD

[TheWillRitchie]

skip to 2:40

[heartyharibogirl]

dont dance at weddings so not going to start doing it on a dual carriage way am i

[JonnyPStone]

Karl's dancing! :D

[Mobilesoff]

Guys, if you love Karl Pilkington,vote for him to get an award for An Idiot Abroad in the TV Choice Awards.

He's underneath the Best Entertainment Section.

[hazaTNA]

@Mobilesoff he will say theres no point winin

[FAMEROB]

fckn skinflint

[shaitaya]

karl you have done well to run-away from this gus. I live in isreal and see them all the time jumping around and i think they r completly creazy.

[cmt4eva]

2:40 priceless

[reNastic]

LOL jumps off then starts running...Karl, you are priceless!

[sexychilly89]

those people dancing = bizarre!

[InkingThePlan]

"I dont dance at weddings, so I'm not gona start on a duel carridge way"

Karl - Your the best.

[anetchi]

I'd love to watch this show with Ricky Gervais next to me hahaha, I can almost hear his laughter

[kjere21]

I seriously want to go to a rave in Jordan after watching this.

[bambissyrra]

Hah! 3:12 He asked the question we all wanted to know ...

[CRASHMAGNET2011]

Wow how could you not put in the camal part where he asked is that you?

[mrmichigan97]

@CRASHMAGNET2011 cuz that was a different episode.

[CRASHMAGNET2011]

The best part is the ending when he's like whose dog is that!?

[CRASHMAGNET2011]

I love when he just runs off,awesome

[CRASHMAGNET2011]

KArls the man

[Stevetheoaktree]

Nice one for running away Karl, I hate dancing aswell!

[truemythology]

2:35-2:47 hahahahahhahahahahah!!!

[Dandare36]

I don't dance at weddings so I'm not gonna start doing it on a dual carriageway... He is a legend. Priceless; Karl for PM

[ohdoshutit1]

wheres the clip where he meets Jesus? it's sooo good i wanna see it!!!!

[mynge]

Still no one who knows the song in the very start of the clip?

[AJFreeway]

The 1 dislike was from Karl. lol

[jaxblade07]

Oh shit After he ran away I started tearing up to fuckin much i can barely see what im typing or see the video my eyes are too blurry from the tears X"D HAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHH­A

[haleysparkspereira]

My new favorite show. This guy is HILARIOUS!!!!!

[BKMarcelus88]

lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao........he ran away omg thats to great.....lmao.. i gotta say tho that i dont blame him if i was in his position i probably would have ran away also.......An Idiot Abroad greatest reality TV show ever

[everynamewastakenomg]

idiot abroad rave ;)

/watch?v=s-H99tiRk3A

[mynge]

Somebody know the song that the dancing rabbi's in the bus plays?

[blablablibloeblabla]

sometimes i feel really sorry for Karl

[fuer321]

sombodys grans dying and their out in the road going la la la la

[thefonz585]

I saw a comment about Karl living life. life is now n not past or future, Join you arsholes :)

[MikeDriver007]

I have never laughed so hard in my life. I am in tears, when he ran was the funniest shit I have ever seen in my entire life. Brilliant!!!!!!

[iheartthemaxx]

This really IS better than Jackass by a longshot.

[GooGobbler113]

I have nothing but the utmost respect and admiration for those guys who drive around dancing just to brighten peoples days. Karl, you're a completely unappreciative douche cake for running away. Show some god damn respect.

[iloveneytiri]

@GooGobbler113 Fuck off Karl brightens up a hell of a lot more days than those nutters do. Who actually wants those lot pissing about when sat in a blistering hot car in blistering hot weather?

[GooGobbler113]

@iloveneytiri I can see another brit can't comprehend the simple aspect of respect. 

[iloveneytiri]

@GooGobbler113 In what way were you being respectful to Karl then? I forgot how calling someone an 'unappreciative douchecake' is in any way shape or form respectful... You earn respect dancing about and annoying people in traffic doesn't qualify you for instant respect and admiration.,

[GooGobbler113]

@iloveneytiri Well I can see you're just another dumb ass. Have fun failing to understand the world around you. 

[iloveneytiri]

@GooGobbler113 Well deduced. Are you always that quick to conclude? Anyway I'm off to blunder about in this confusing and frightening world that I don't have the intellect to even begin to understand. What a brilliant well considered riposte. 'dumb ass' How you come up with insults like that is beyond me. Ciao

[FranBMan22]

@GooGobbler113 I disagree. They're getting in people's ways. People have jobs to go to and places to be. It wouldn't cheer me up to have someone dancing in front of my car when I'm trying to get somewhere.

[Js5s141]

He's pretty fast.

[123khv]

Legend.

[vintagedesert]

Karl Pilkington is my new favorite person ever.

[SmokeKIllah420]

i like how theres one guy dancing with a bunch of kids at the start hahahah

[warrior1222]

lol hes a good sport 

[TheCheweeRevolutions]

1:03 karls thinking this guys talking absolute shit

[Eoaiyer21987rhei]

Probably the best person on the planet to do a programme like this.

[shadowace421]

HE JUST RAN LOLOL!!! Best exit ever

[thegreatestnumber13]

I dont like dancing at weddings, so Im not gonna do it on a dual carriageway am I? Oh my God I was nearly sick laughing... he is such a miserable bastard but so bloody witty with it, it makes him hilarious!!!

[thedude5000]

1:35

Aww, for fu...

[dim432]

The best part i like was where Karl got kidnapped by Terrorists.

and the wailing was is like Jim will fit it junk mail

[smurfarooney2003]

techno jews rule!

[seamusohea]

he just runs away legend

[brx612345]

:P lol

[lukeyboymufc1990]

Wow.you look like a wrestler......i look like a right knobhead

[sharkeymufc]

Fuckin Hell Karl's fast!!!

[Mash287]

I've always been fascinated by Karl, but after seeing this series, I am actually obsessed with him.

[fossdog]

I cannot get over the fact, I literally just cannot get over the fact that he just ran away.

I mean... wow. He got out of the van and just legged it down the dual carriageway.

I fucking love you, karl.

[peterukk]

LOL, loved your comment. I was literally stunned when I saw it happen too. He's such an odd little man, isn't he?

WE LOVE YOU KARL

[b0ilhawk]

@fossdog you should try getting over it.

[mrmichigan97]

@fossdog I live in Jerusalem and just realized I walk along the road where Karl ran away from the dancing nachman almost everyday. Didnt recognize it until now. Forget Jesus, Mohammad, and the Prophets, Im thrilled that I everyday I walk in the footsteps of Karl Pilkington.

[Cryer24597]

@mrmichigan97 I don't believe you.

[mrmichigan97]

@Cryer24597 Well, I dont know what to tell you. Maybe Ill put together a little reenactment. I have some film of the nachmen and Ill head over to Mt. Zion and film myself running down the hill like Karl.

[9KIREILAND]

@mrmichigan97

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha­hahahhahahahhahahahahahaaaaaha­ha

[smoffelol]

@mrmichigan97 brilliant comment!

[Vehementi]

@mrmichigan97 To be perfectly fair, Karl is far more sane than any of those.

The Bible, the Qu'ran and the Trah can fuck off, Karl Pilkington's Diary speaks the truth.

[xILambyIx]

@mrmichigan97 Karl is the only one that exists, so he'd be the only one who has walked there.

[lennartjuhh]

@mrmichigan97 You sir, are a genius.

[PrimalStones]

@fossdog He just doesn't like dancing does he.. especialy on a duel carrigeway. "hudah her get out the fuckin' road!"

[ZTripin]

ricky LOL

[ZTripin]

karl you better do An Idiot Abroad 2 or we will KILL YOU

[StrongIntelligent]

@ZTripin He is :0

[MEpianist]

Can they please send him to Russia?!?

[sludgewig]

fuck those dancin guys were annoyin

[maroonoasis]

goddamn jews

[SebbeSucksBawlz]

I've not had much experience with Jews but these are the first happy Jews I've ever seen...

[GhTy05]

HAAAAAAAHA, when karl gets out and starts dancing, "right here on the corner" then legs it down the road then says, your dying grans trying to get to hospital and their standing there dancing lol. What a legend.

[blairmckenzie]

@Fulmarmusic it was clearly a joke,cheer the fuck up!

[TheKimdunn]

At least they made Karl laugh.Plus he got to dance with a man!

[TheKimdunn]

Haisidics on Tour 2010

[SantaSunday]

On a corner..................

[xxxxxpdowxxxxx]

'the lights are changing... lights lights LIGHTS LIGHTS!'

[jella11]

My god Ricky's pretty dominant for such a short feller... He's talking to Karl as though he's his pet.. "You gettin sore balls is for my amusement".."You're MY gift to the world"

He's pretty harsh eh

[babzcorleone]

'I dont dance at weddings..im not gonna dance on a dual carraigeway'....haha.. head like a fucking orange!!!

[tonymajjc]

He was worried about bombs , for fuck sake Jews in an Arab country dancing about , it is a wonder Karl wasnt on internet gettin his head chopped off by Taliban

[MordechaiKestecher]

@tonymajjc soooo israel is an areb country?????????

[getyaboogieon]

The title says Jordan - shouldn't it be Israel?

[whitexchina]

@getyaboogieon

They sent him to Israel as a surprise...Jordan came afterwards.

Greetings from Germany

[inthemix33]

Lol 1:34 couldnt have timed the horn any better

[MordechaiKestecher]

NA NACH NACHMA NACHMAN MEUMAN... i think breslovers should dance in the street in england they make everyone happy... well exccept 4 karl... i ask a breslover once y they dont do it hear he sed "all in good time" i don't really know what he ment his english wasn't that good and he wasn't that religious nether... but those words gave me hope that they mite start in the future

[91Holdem]

i dont even dance at weddings...im not gonna start in a juel carrageway am a

[aylesburyapeboy]

These videos just make Karl the hero and Ricky and Steve look like dicks.

[saturn761]

The scenes with the dancing Jews had me in hysterics. KP is an absolute legend!

[1ukjunglednbraver]

crazy road dancing jews

[lewiscifer999]

I've never laughed so hard!

[johnmase1]

"Not only are they a tasty snack but they have a funny picture of a monster to cheer you up." (monster munch)

[lauralovesmakeup]

He's got three different people hasslin' 'im about a wife that didn't exist, about a fire that didn't 'appen, and about a cat that didn't look 'appy

[Katmandu82]

@lauralovesmakeup what is that from ?

[lauralovesmakeup]

@Katmandu82

It's from one of the old XFM radio shows.

[SqeakyGoldfish]

Why is it that Ricky Gervais can say just about anything to Karl Pilkington, which would really annoy most people, but Karl Pilkington doesn't get pissed off?

[MrErwinMouse]

@SqeakyGoldfish - Karl's thick.

[how1ard]

Oi Pilkington You've got a head like a FUCKING orange!!!!

[SqeakyGoldfish]

@how1ard Hey, I found Ricky Gervais! LOL!

[SLIPKN0Tvids]

2:16 horror movie

[WinnieNotThePooh]

It was a cute scene where Karl got his fuckin' orange head wrapped up in a scarf.

LOL

[deepsingh8]

LOL

when he legs it is like he's running for his life

[Katmandu82]

the part at the end with the donkey is one of the funniest things ive ever seen haahahaahah

[groovysongs1967]

Karl dancing I just love Karl

[IIIGR1Z]

This guy is a instant legand

[stelivena]

@leachim04 cheers for the info

[passionfruit84]

The man is a legend!!! so funny

[solyentbrak1]

LOL I love when he runs away!

[drimple21]

2.40-2.46 made me laugh

[TheDonmac58]

Love the dancing bus