Ponceman Catch Phrases

[TheMrbubl3s]

What the fuck is this shit...

[pokemonchaos97]

forget about your mother here have a cheese burger LOL

[diva99rocks]

Ponce and sap u rock

[123456789cuz1]

hi ponceman

[sachamoful]

ponce should run for president

[apupnamedgrace]

shit in mt pants :3 u said my fav line from it

[jajajaja404]

silly boy!

[daMATT487]

nice pjs :)

[bookworm5621]

lmfao you make my day :)

[EarlNuce]

1:21 Courage lion

[LEGOZMEHEGOZBBLAHLOL]

;lol

[Killzor420]

i used to teach an lre class. the kid i was assigned to had tourettes he was literally "Just as funny" i aalmost crapepd my pants everyday i went in he would have like 1000+ new jokes he made up every day. was fuckin awesome

[pkkscath1]

hey any hotties out there wanna go "fishing" with me???

[TheAnimadey]

Heheh, wanna go "fishing"?

[13Ninjagirl13]

This video made my life.

LOL. x]

"Pop a cap in yo' ass"

Lmffao

[sootty21]

BITCH FLEA!!!!! lmfao

[extremetec]

Its spelled tourette's.

[thecritic2007]

BOOOOOOOOBIESSSSSSSSSS

[shelbykarelynn]

Hey thanks Ponce...now my little one walks around the house yelling "Boobies" she thinks that part is HILARIOUS!!!

[bookworm5621]

@shelbykarelynn hey, its better then "wanna make love with me?" or "my nuts are nice and hairy down there"

and why would you let your little one watch this?

[broguey]

You guys are the greatest thing to ever be on youtube

[BigTambo]

can i pet your chihuahua.i could go for a slice of bacon lmao

[kanemain97]

1:11 lol!!

[AmyLuthien]

"turrets syndrome is fucking exhausting" ROFL!!

[CaseyGarnett1005]

wow those were freaking hilarious, you and ur bro should make YOUR OWN web show

[donthatecongragulate]

You are my favorite.

[JoshBraunz]

Forgetta boucha motha here have a cheese burga LMAO

[timenest]

amazing~!

[TheFineBros]

Ponce Rules!

[collie123collie]

Pop a cap in yo ass..... LMAO!

[XdJetSc]

Haha awesome

[xxddxx95]

Bunghole

[xXxXSheWolfXxXx]

That's alot of bacon...xD

[Simstein77]

no but he does have down syndrome you dumbass

[DalekHunter1994]

I know he does, you ignoramus

[Demon777ish]

check my vids wrestling at the mall white rapper etc plz

[kevtech733]

Why don't you make up with Greg and do some more Police Videos???

[ponceman]

kevtech733 why don't you read our blog about it. then you'll know why we aren't doing them no more.

[randomgai1234]

I asked them about it and Mediocre films said something different about it. He also said he would be willing to work with you guys and work out whatever problems you have. no idea why he messaged a random dude on youtube will all of this, but he did.

[kevtech733]

I have herd both sides of the story. You and your brothers and also Gregs. It seems to me Greg was being quite nice about every thing and you are letting your brother tell you what to do.

Would it not be better to make a bit of money to do what you love than none at all inregards to making The Police videos with Greg?He seems like he would really like to work with you ones again and he does seem to really like you as well. He only said nice things about you.

[wildboy92004]

I have heard both sides as well kevtech733. I don't know either party personally so I can't say whether Greg is great at pulling off an acting job to make the Ponce Bros. look like douches or if the Ponce Bros. are really being scammed by him. I've seen alot in my life and I know that sometimes situations are not what they seem. I'm just not taking any sides as I don't have enough information nor ever will I to know where the fault truly lies with.

[chrisangeldude]

why are you stupid you rocked in thos vids fuck that man

[IIzLeCookeh]

@ponceman what is the blog called, Ponce and/or SAP?

[jubbles23]

@kevtech733 Greg is a giant d-bag.

[Nevermindstudios]

I give you alot of credit. You willingly put yourself out there to make people laugh and take the risk. I give you lots of credit. People probably say mean things about you and you still make videos. Keep it up

[BlueEyedGoodie]

Aww Ponce....I'd make you some soup. I'm sick too.

[XDbeatlesXD]

lol feel better ponce

[emilyjane4]

Ponce is awesome !

[23omar8]

lol ponce is the BOSS!

[AJAXcorp]

pardon my french. it pisses me off that someone would be cruel to ponceman

[sskimit]

thats a bullshit lie. they got nothing when they starred the film. ponce deserved more than 5% profit

[MadMod289]

how?...

[nmorris47]

They wanted to much money so Greg and them stopped the retarded policeman

[hcfillman]

how do you know that? i was wondering what happened

[AJAXcorp]

FUCK U nmorris47. ponce did nothing wrong go hate somewhere else. go suck greg dick maybe

[DKVillain]

fag!!! PONCE IS THE KING!!

[jacobsbella]

hahaha

wanna go "fishing"?

[FarmerHoggit]

I dont like how it sounded like he was hitting bare skin when he slapped his ass.

[avalanche5150]

You kick ass ponce!

[Aviscowboy]

Ponceman You are da Bomb, Keep making those vids dude :D

[VideoGamePlayer12]

Pop a cap in yo' ass!

[rongravy]

Sweeet. Time to self medicate!!!

[Purplegear252]

lol

[demeal]

LMAO

[hunteronastick1]

you're amazing

[petitwallaby]

That was cool! Tons of memories from your best videos! It made me happy!

[liamiscooler]

sorry dootzky but it's only funny to fan's of the ponce

[dubledtwice]

i hope you feel better soon you kick ass!!! that would be nice ;-)

[DarkMew1337]

When I got to start watching the vid, I had bad mood, but now...*rofls*

[toamuka]

Ponce, You make my face look like happy man.

Keep up the good work!

PONCE IS CREDIT TO TEAM!

[1position69]

I love BOOBIES

[KZBProductionCo]

Cool Stuff Dude Keep on rOCking!!

[YTwatchdawg]

I hope you get well soon!

[HossguyPictures]

Ponce, you keep my face laughing. Good job

-Tad

[mk3oarder]

You're a legend Ponce!

[robbiewwebster]

"why warren why..." thats my favorite ponce video

[atm8162]

when a teenage boy doesn't find this funny it's time to think about what your doing...

[atm8162]

unsubbed....oh well

[Takuya3191994]

BOOBIES!

[HesterMcLester]

good job ponce.

[wildstardust1211]

Feel better!

[Skydive4ever]

Awesome man, I use some of those catch phrases daily, lol, keep 'em coming :-)

[vvngrl91]

lol. gotta love that ponce! ^_^

[StewartofGondor]

rofl! Wanna go "fishing"? is my favorite.

Ponce, thank you for this video.

[DahammerMan]

swine flu

[treetopteresa]

Feel better very soon Josh. Love your catch phrases. You should do a video of you punking your brother, lol.

[QueenRocks191]

pop a cap in yo ass

[CartoonTim]

Sorry your feeling sick :(. Get well Soon!

BOOBIES!

[tsamb7777]

excellent

x

My favourite phrase Ponce ever said was

"No sir, this is a REAL hat"

I shit myself laughing everytime ;p

get well soon ponce

x

[thebatzinator]

Welcome back Josh!!! Hope you feel better soon... miss seein your vids! You rawk it like no other!!!

[thatkidjake]

Great vid pal !

keep em coming ! ;D

get well soon

[bluemileDOTca]

ponce is a great comedian, keep them coming brother!

[witzont]

i love "I'll pop a cap in your ass" because he threatens someone to pop a bottle cap in their ass.

lol

[maytagrsacc]

ZING! should of been in there lol

[ralphflyboy0]

what about "My Wee wee"

[apocobring]

"I can go for a slice of bacon" girl from my dreams.

That would FOR REAL be the girl of my dreams.

[SameeSunshine]

hope you get well soon!

:D

[1990Stephanie2010]

Great phrases Ponce. Get well soon.

[ElijaBlack36]

get well soon

[XxRfizzlexX]

I always say "byeeee" now. no one gets it... story of my life...

haha

[casey6343]

"forget about your mother "--"have a cheeseburger" hahaha excelent

[starmist1]

Did you say FAEN!!

Lol

[cheesedoodlesgomoo]

BACON!!!!!!!

That was my favorite quote in the song.

well my favorite quote ever!

[lrockuworld]

go ponce! and get better soon :)

[MrJohnnyrace]

Hope you get well soon!!!

[tle123rox]

You forgot the "Nigga please" catch phrase from one of your dreams. By the way sorry to any black people for that comment.

[khamvongsa09]

LoL...

Get better soon

[Bovice87]

lol @ broback mountain

[PromosbyRicochet]

Get well soon Ponce! Great job! "Can I pet your Chihuahua?!" "BOOBIES!" LOL!

[H2Vannoob]

LOL COOl!

whos sap?

[PromosbyRicochet]

SAP = Scott Allen Perry who is his brother

[HordeFTL]

Good job Ponce! Get well soon

[Segmeta]

I hope you get better man. You have to be one of the most undersubscribed talented youtuber... i want to see you hit 400k subs. I think that douche warren who cussed you deleted his account or made a new one :D PONCE TEAM FTW!!!

[84anubis]

Im drunk, chear Ponceman :D

[KabbishComics]

missed you ponceman!

[boredincorperated]

lmao

[OriginallyMasked]

LOL ponce is awsome!

[triplebgurl]

lol gotta love ya

[kaystace]

Good job Ponce!

[ThePerkins187]

you rock ponce!

[Djmorley1169]

That Was Funny.. Hope you get well soon

[mattmanofblues]

I'm sick too man...ehhh

[locologan187]

awesome.

[jennybean181]

get better soon :) x

[poncemansmama]

Great vid guys. Joshie this is a wonderful directorial debut!!!!!

[Dapixistix]

Get well soon Ponce.

[NintendoWeed]

We need a Ponce soundboard

[torin006]

Thanks for referencing my movie!

Pastor Shepherd. Coming soon, bitches.

(Best unused line: "What are we, the Taliban sisters?"

[thedarklordsknigh]

forget about your mother here have a cheeseburger i love that one that is great hope to see more from you and hope your felling better

[fishlips90210]

Thanks for getting off your sick bed to make this important video, Ponce. Get well soon! Byee.

[KingMiggles]

Get well soon!;)

[TheReceptionist]

I believe all have the potential to spread. Damn these catchy phrases!

[trampolinegods4life]

Haha funny.

[foxytr900]

get well soon

[annete101]

Titty boy!! Hope you feel better Ponce.

[KrazyRawb]

Lmao!!

[bam22056]

get well soon ponce!

[iatebobby]

Ponceman you are ultimately a dude that we all love, your just a guy we all wanna hang out with, peace and love ya'll.

p.s when can we see more retarded policeman that show rocks?!

[Delaypat]

Its done until they can come to terms

[noodleshusky]

Did ponce come down with swine flu by eating too much bacon?

[TheCFTube]

Love it!

[xBrownBeast]

boobiesssssssssss!!! best one LMAO

[kittycatjump]

cute :D

[DXSTICK]

THIS IS AWSOME!!!!!!!!

[OhTehNoes1000]

byeeeeeeeee xD

[zacj1997]

lol i get made up when u make vids there soo funny

[sachaput]

We've missed you guys!

[tlight12]

I love you Ponce...never quite realized HOW MANY catch phrases you have! Each one of them is freakin' awesome!

[Llzdd]

LMAO!!

[DanLinington]

:P awesome.

what do you guys do when your not doing vids?

[JacobBlackBabe93]

hahahaahhaahahha I love you Ponce!!!!!!!!!!!!

[spazmaster1996]

hahahahaha

[darkwolf99]

too many good ones to choose a favorite

[Excelion333]

Mmmm bacon.

[PipboyVault101]

forget about your mother, have a cheezeburger XD priceless

[beefsoup555]

lol that was funny.. feel better ponce

[theogore]

Ponce kicks ass over that so-called director from MiserableFilms, MediocreManFilms, or was it MeatyHoleFists? Whatever.

Ponce don't need no stinkin' director...

[Cullenthelolman1]

The smartest retard ever!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PkerShizerX]

I agree..... ponce must be the the smartest person with that kind of syndrome...

[TheSoob]

Lmao ponce.

[cockingasnook]

genius!

[Thiren111]

what/ who is sap?

[ytilive]

His brother.

[DXTC4real]

Put a cap in yo' ass!

You rock man, you... rock...

[arjay9]

Great directorial debut!! Congrats! :o)

[LetsPlayContext]

hey ponce, those were pretty good. feel better bro.

[killpath]

great keep it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jjJunoB]

Funny stuff, Ponce. I have to wonder how many of those phrases that drive SAP crazy you learned from SAP?!

[pantsstyle]

WHOA

nice hair poncey

yeah im sick too man

[garysworldfun]

There not doing retarded policeman episodes. Whatch their vid. God i swear people can be so retarded. Lol

[glockster19]

Need new retarded policeman episodes!

[jonnysmpr]

They are not allowed, I don't think they have the rights.

[PaulienvdKrift]

You're the man, Ponce! =D

[moretzkenzo]

notgd

[MasonFeurtado]

you look like you stinkkkk

[Vicky1991xx]

ahhh i love you :)

if it wasnt for you i wouldnt have went to see inglorious basterds :)

[SpearTwain]

hope you feel better soon :)

[TheSingingJane]

Hahaha at least he funny.. and not GAY! HE HAS tourettes and down syndrome

[Laniewils]

Miss ya Ponce. I hope you feel better. Looking forward to more videos from you and SAP!!!!

[master1e]

lol, ponce is awesome.

[deathhead76]

i love this guy