ludacris - hip hop quotables - Chicken-N-Beer

[XXSciKoOXX]

who remembers the fake grease stain on the cd ??? lol

[TheeiPodKing]

Yippie-Kiyaay-yippie-ya-ya-yo- YO ! If Yhu Cant Swin Dont Smoke Mha Hydro-Dro !

[tunisiagill1]

5 ppl have refrigerators shorter than Shaq

[deno321]

@tunisiagill1 only 5 people have son named mike :D

[TheHarajukuGoober]

Best rappers(in order)

1) Lil' Wayne

2) Weezy

3) Tunechi

4) Ludacris

nice line up, I must say~

[DavidLikesAlf]

@TheHarajukuGoober YOU FAIL, WHERE THE FUCK IS IMMORTAL TECHNIQUE ?

[TheHarajukuGoober]

@DavidLikesAlf ...more like WHO the fuck is Immortal Technique. LOL.

[domlwrnc]

im in the strip club smokin...with president clinton

[R1PT0RN]

5 ppl were tha blind dates hahahhahahahahahahahahaha

[Phydeyez]

The punchline artist of all time.

[ColinWood07]

4 People are more stuck up than tampons

[BonafidexDopeness]

Tell Me Yall Dont Miss The Fuck Outta This Luda

[glendasboyfriend]

i'll put my foot so far up your ass that you can smell it? wow really? hilarious!!

[kierang06]

Funny how Luda changed so much, damn i miss this Ludacris

[PresidentChiefer]

@kierang06 I feel you on that.

[gogoGreen420]

Luda puts the "punch" in punchlines

[RealMontBurns]

Cuz I go on blind dates with actual blind people!

haha fuckin rediculous...

[willyc44]

my trix aint for kids if u dig'em ull get smacked... luda kills more cereal than method and red haha

[Msclassicalfiend]

I use to rap this in elementary school lol smh

[jerzy862]

Who the fuck said The South cant rap?

[NineInchLongSchlong]

@jerzy862

ME

[musikkism]

Punchline after punchline after punchline after punchline.....

Dam This Nigga is Sick!

[RJonze90]

4 people got beat down with a prosthetic limb.....

[krazyphlowz]

go on blind dates with actual blind people haha

[bazrockx4]

my favorite track of the album, i can still rap this whole entire song.

[304SOULJUH]

is he still makin albums???

[DaisiKellermann52]

Download the audio from this video at thetunify doht cohm.

[jayemveeaydee]

"y'all put up with more shit than a colostomy bag"

haha. if u don't think that was funny, then research what a colostomy bag is. im a nursing student and i hate colostomy bags...fcuk

[SMurray1011]

Old Luda and Old Eminem couldve made a dope song/album together!

[SIK803VIDZ]

LUDA SICCCC AF..

[adg2142]

deffently my fav by luda it funny and i can get beastyy to black ops haha

[jerzy862]

not too many good southern mcs

luda, t.i., scarface, andre 3000, big boi,

thats about it

[parentaladvisory121]

@jerzy862 what about b.o.b

[MrAaRdVaRkEr]

Original, few artists now can be so consistently original, he does'nt rip nobody off cos he don't need to, he can keep his own shit rollin til he dies, and having made the stufff he has , he won't (i mean obviously he will, but his art won't)

[distortion300]

such a sick song, luda's beast

[TsunamiTas]

one of the wittiest rappers of our time

[IamSuperHuman1]

I know people that think Tha Joker got better punchlines than luda. There's not to many people who have better,more, or, funnier punchlines than Luda

[misterred316]

I say Eminem can match funny punchlines, that's about it.

[Krown22]

"I'm as stiff as a board, y'all more Shook than MARACAS" Luda always have clever lines.

[edwin768]

" I been looking for a woman just to put my stamp on/ but a lot of yall are most stuck up than tampons" hahaha this foo has massive ridiculous flow then like " So much money in my jewlery that im damn near sorry/ so imma trade my earings in and get a ferrari"

[ShawnnaChrome]

This is Smooth , and it's got a Rhythm that just Flows!! Awesome song! , it's got a beat that keeps on beating... I'll be looking for a repeating.. (smiles) this IS genius! good work, Luda !

[ShawnnaChrome]

This is Smooth , and it's got a Rhythm that just Flows!! Awesome song! , it's got a beat that keeps on beating... I'll be looking for a repeating.. (smiles)

[lilcam205]

Luda= lyrical beast he is sick with words always have been.

[AnopenlettertoNYC]

damn, Cicken 'n' Beer.. Good times back then, hearing him dropping lines like bombs. Kinda hurts right now when he collaborates with boys yet not having one sign of hair around their balls. He should have sticked to his roots

[lilab51]

luda goes hard in this one

[fredleander]

so I shot the tooth fairy and took my old teeth back. haha what a genius

[TheBaluja]

Most underrated rapper around

[tbt4life]

Freakin NICE BEAT !

[elastrius]

He's like the Dr. Seuss of rap

[thepepis]

this = what lil wayne tries to do on every song

[misterred316]

Wayne can't fuck with Luda!

[AlexDaLegendaryOne]

"but my "tricks" aint for kids if you "dig em" you "get smacked""

ahahahha, i like that. cereal punchlines rofl

[revrory]

"Download this song for free, at youtubepromos dot come..."

SHUT UP!

[TRIGGTOS]

I GO ON BLIND DATES WIT ACTUAL BLIND PEOPLE!!! DAT BOY IS UNIQUE

[JDuguay321]

some of my favorite lines ever.

[JohnnyDreamboat]

0:13 skip the BS

[easylyrics2]

FIND THE LYRICS @ EasyLyrics . org/?artist=Ludacris&title=Hip­+Hop+Quotables

[tarasueee]

this nigga luda

[amaruz96]

Chickn - N - Beer einer seiner besten alben ^^

Luda Rulz =)

[iappreciatetexture]

"i'll buy cars with straight cash, have meeting with donald trump. y'all meet with hyundai, no payments for twelve months"

flawless.

[UpWithTerps]

"...smoke blunts with Rastas,

For a hefty fee, I'm on your record like Bob Costas."

[drod0886]

"They make the mold of the penis enlarger off me/ I'll be in another room when I hit from the back"

Luda is too funny

[EntertainingMirage]

I love the wash joke

[Thethirdson08]

@EntertainingMirage  "You Ol' Trout Mouf Ass Nigga!"....xD

[King622]

Man I know this went over niggs heads. . .

"But My *TRICKS [trix]* ain't for kids if you *Digg'um[the frog on the honey smacks box]* You'll Get *Smacked[honey smacks]* I'll *CLOCK* ya, I'll *SPRING FOWARD[daylight savings time]* you'll *FALL BACK*"

[Nocstaa]

My god you're the smartest human on the face of the earth aren't you?

[TheREALrecognizeREAL]

WRECKIN'

[bruins10111]

You can hate on a lot of rappers now a days wit there repeative lyrics but luda could spit the fuckin phone book and i'd buy that album haha punch drunk after all those punch lines

[2f2fbattlepope]

I love this shit, but I think his new stuff has been pretty shitty.

[avera1016]

if you dont swim dont smoke my hydro

[iambadman3]

i putt thumss up to aal these coomentsss cozzz every one should loveee ludaaaa

[Laidbizzle]

Luda the punchline king!

[kidd35211]

this might be my fav luda song other than last of a dying breed, he murked waynes verse in that lmao

[cherishshanae]

Ya'll put up with more shit than a colostamy bag fool!

[jokertank]

'When i'm Drunk i tell kids Drugs are Bad, Okkee'  LOLOLOL. Imitation of Southpark.

[askmeabouthiphop]

which line do i quote

[scarface115]

damn, he just keeps dropping lines! this is tight!

[whitearican1]

"they lasted aslong as my part in the wash"

[jayemveeaydee]

hella short...

[hazeddon]

I dont get that line though. Been tryna get all the punchlines in this track but its hard lol.

[Quikster220]

which one you don't get?

[hazeddon]

they last about as long as my parts in the wash or something like that.

[Nocstaa]

The Wash was a movie that he was in. And all he said was like, one sentence.

[hazeddon]

Thank you sir.

[Tbonesanthem]

Ludacris punchlines is ....fucking fantastic. I wonder why people dn't understand

[thepepis]

@Tbonesanthem cuz his new shit from the last couple years suck ass but if you go back to this he was fantastic

[ftciii45]

@Tbonesanthem Translation: Ludacris's punchlines are fucking fantastic. I wonder why people don't understand his lyrics. - Phonics: less people hooked on them than are hooked on crack.

[Utouchable89]

idc what anybody says...this fool can spit on anything about anyhing, he's prolly my fav rapper well punchline wise, but he can get on some deep/story tellin stuff too so he's super well rounded...idk thas just me.

[santinocolunga]

everyone has their own fucking opinion.

so everyone needs to chill out and stop taking their opinions the wrong way. just listen to luda

[TheMastaPlan]

so much money in my jewelry that im damn near sorry, so ima trade my earings in and get a ferrari - dope luda

[cmurderabc1]

half of those songs are mediocre

[TheMastaPlan]

u must be 3...ur retarded those arent even his best ur just a punk ass mainstreamer...get real go listen to him when he just got onto cash money milli's, you fool

[BossNiqqer]

wow...an actual conversation about music though YouTube comments without any cursing....FUCK LIL WAYNE!!! U DIK RIDER!! lol

[nhalexhale420513]

Tech N9ne.

[simonm1991]

y'all are mo stuck up than tampons

[danielcrisby]

un real...

[TeamOutlaw3]

damn i remember i got this cd when it first came out i was like ten i think

[SLIKBLOOD]

best fucking song ever made!!

[BlackSoldier560]

luda is my favorite rapper

[JahUSMC1212]

every fucken line in this song is mad. he is fucken sick, wit constant of the best ryhmes.

[SolidSnake240]

Luda is one of the few southern rappers that actually has skills. True MC.

[joecandito]

ti

wayne

andre 3k

they can all still bring it

[SolidSnake240]

I like t.i. and Outkast, but lil wayne....seriously he sucks ass.

[joecandito]

no man

when you think of wayne dont think of lolipop

think of tha mobb, fly in, beat without bass, something you forgot, told yall, we be steady mobbin, new orleans nightmare, loser remix, drought 3, da carter 2, and yes

all of those songs are some of the best in recent hip hop history

[SolidSnake240]

That's you bro, i absolutely can't stand Wayne. His voice is too damn annoying and his lyrics sound the same.

[joecandito]

have you actually heard those songs.

if you did

then its ok, its just a matter of preference

but nearly every hater and actually most fans havent heard his great stuff

[SolidSnake240]

Yeah, i've heard the Drought 3 and the rest of the drought mixtapes, there were some okay songs. but i just don't like his music anymore. His rhymes are too repetative and he never has any meaning to his songs. I'm not a hater either, i just don' t like dude.

[joecandito]

ok. he does have meaningful songs you just have to look harder for them

he isnt getting worse, which is the biggest misconception, he has some awsome new songs like "im a go getta" "Kobe bryant" We be steady mobbin and told yall

his rhymes are not reperitive

but if you dont like him, then there is nothing wrong with that

i dont like nas, just because to me he doesnt sound good, and sometimes thats just what it comes down to

[SolidSnake240]

I respect your opinion bro. But i like emcees that are versatile. And i don't get that with Wayne. He just sucks ass to me. I love Nas because he actually has lyrics with REAL meaning, like social commentary and black pride and all that good stuff. But to each his own. Peace

[joecandito]

its all good

im gald for once a wayne debate didnt come down to "haters" and "dick riders"

[SolidSnake240]

yeah, i've been called a hater so many times because i don't listen to wayne. Damn near got beat up because of it.lmao

[Kyran14]

wow wtf thats fucked up mayne lol!!

everyone got the right to their own opinion and i respect both ya'll for not go crazyin bout dick ridin shit and all dat becuz you dont like a rapper!!

Peace to botth of ya'll

[SolidSnake240]

lol. thx bro

[Kyran14]

haha No Problem dawg

[6irondriver]

Amen, it's the same ole shit, he's callin SOS.. Sounds like Em's flow, or tryin too.

[Mrking813]

@SolidSnake240 nxt to luda its T.i and wayne

[edwin768]

@Mrking813 not Wayne dude T.I. I can understand but Wayne nah and I would still take Luda any day before T.I.

[randumbclips11]

@SolidSnake240 .. dont forget about jeezy

[wasasky420]

cause im going in blind date with actual blind ppl! ahhaha XD

[sprudeypants]

My filthy mouf that wont fight cavities or beat plaque

So i shot the tooth fairy and took my old teeth back

[thaONEofLEGEND]

"drugs are bad, mmmkay"

hilarious!

[CleaninUpNice]

strip club smokin wit president clinton

[besuburu]

DIS NIGA IS A BEAST

[freddyg319]

Luda said " I take a shit on the equator, the size of a crater and make government officials breath harder than Darth Vader." WHEW. This is y this nigga is Top 5 to me. Nigga is SICK!!

[Sockhead360]

so sick he def killed it

[peter10cool]

my favourite ludacrs song

[footballfan159]

"YALL PUT UP WITH MORE SHIT THAN A COLOSTOMY BAG"

is the last line

[allstar2bein2023]

Luda is the sickest MC

[soSpecialkay]

one of minie me's shoes got more sole den u looool this was ma favourite song, like every bar harrrrd loool

[liljgliss]

they say "ooh he so evil"/ cuz i go on blind dates-- with actual blind people

lmaoo

[Hazmatt360]

my teeth wont fight cavitys or beat plaque so i shot da tooth ferry and took my old teeth back!

[skiwabasis]

if you can't swim don't smoke my hydro!

[kiashinne]

lol i love this song

[Greenlanternlamp1989]

Ludacris killed this dude is a striaght mc

[zunez0rz]

Thanks for uploading all these songs. i mean seriously. fucking youtube takes off all the good shit.

[Allu356]

just moved new area

ANY GUYS UP? bh