This guy gave me head in the bathroom at Guitar Center. I have a thing for gay guys that dress up like Roy Orbison and scream like little girls. Later on we we back to his place and I pounded him in the ass while he French kissed one of the dear heads on his wall.
Ok, How gay dude! This dude did bedazzle his guitar, or he bought it at sam moons'. Haha, one of the gayest videos on you tube. Not even funny ha ha, just funny queer!
ur a cocky dooshbag, "for all those ladies out there who want to bang me..." ur fat and ur arms are like tooth picks, ur guitar is butt-ass ugly (matchs you and your attitude) and Yngwie would stomp ur ass... and if u think he wudnt.. that explains why he is rich and ur living in a shack with fake animal heads on ur wall, have a nice day biiitttcccchhhh :)
This was hilarious, what the hells up with some you people leaving douchbag comments, this was supposed to be funny you must be really retarded to not see that he wasn't being serious.
dave hill is the biggest fucking asshole in the world , he is an egocentric bastard. he is fat and he thinks he is the best. HEY ASSHOLE,MY BROTHER IS 3 YEARS OLD AND HE PLAYS BETTER THEN YOU!!!!
this guy neads to pull his head out his fucking ass, there is no chanse that any one will beleve that you are the fastest, and whoever owns that title might not be the best because its not about speed, in other words no one will believe you, i had a hard time just believing you were straight you fag
One, put on a shirt. That is seriously not attractive. Two, "best" and "fastest" are NOT the same thing, or anywhere close to it. Three, try not being so arrogant. Four, why don't you actually play next time?
YOU DIDNT DO ANYTHING BUT TALK AND MAKE YOUUUR FATT BONCE . UGLY FAT MOTHERRR FUCCKKEERRR nobody wants to fuck you cept youur right handd and your dog
your such a dumb shit with ure fat fuk tits hangin out then ure asking for chiks to bang you!? are u out of your mind putting this fuk load of shit bullcrap fake diamond gutar on utube? stop fukin sweering there are little fukin kids utubeing too cock sukerrr. AND what are u hangong up on ure room wall? gay porno?
Wow this guy probably get so much more pussy then you jealous youtube users below me, lol. That was fast as hell, I don't know what you guys are talking about.
having looked your 3:54 min video there's no doubt you are the only player who can play that fast.....and there's a 89 years old granny in my neighborhood who'd probably like to bang with you...so have fun with her...
Cant believe he called yngwie a pussy....u fuckin meatball fat fuck...fuckin cunt fart
inyourface0385 2 months ago
if you dont get it dont bother to comment
MultiWw3 2 months ago
I get that this is supposed to be a joke... but it really isn't all that funny. Nice tits tho...
CoffinHammer1 2 months ago
I don't think most people get that this is supposed to be a joke...
dannydanker 3 months ago
XD this is halarious
ganning159 3 months ago
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Waste of my time...
Jlittlea1 3 months ago
How funny, first time editing?
DimitriDark1 4 months ago
I Blinked,Whad Happen?
JakeieJ 4 months ago
I can play 1100001 bps. -:D
Legoman733 4 months ago 3
:)
yarinimi 5 months ago
get a shirt on this aint chip and dails
iloveguitar2006 5 months ago
Its Lars Ulrich with James's guitar..
monstershanu 5 months ago
ok fatass, wanna be eddie van halen. go bang ur blow up doll or ur mom or who ever unlucky soul and shut up!!
theguitarguymike 6 months ago
fucking tripper -.-
ruzz1991 6 months ago
HAHAHHAHA I LOVE THIS GUY, POST MORE VIDEOS
DreadCrawler 7 months ago
He's fat
daNikola060 7 months ago
this guy is so fucking gay he sucks monkey balls
001utubefan 7 months ago
elvis on slimfast!!
tzsteve33 7 months ago
drunk basterd
slashracer55 8 months ago
Um....elvis much?
N47Z86 8 months ago
that was quite halarious uppl are asshats
warbossonxy 9 months ago
Lol xD Funny xD....kinda made me freak out in the begining. i thought my phone froze and i couldnt see it xD
Gmanrules3579 11 months ago
This guy gave me head in the bathroom at Guitar Center. I have a thing for gay guys that dress up like Roy Orbison and scream like little girls. Later on we we back to his place and I pounded him in the ass while he French kissed one of the dear heads on his wall.
richoverthere 1 year ago
Dude your the fastest fucking comic i've ever seen
WayneDavisRocks 1 year ago
Ok, How gay dude! This dude did bedazzle his guitar, or he bought it at sam moons'. Haha, one of the gayest videos on you tube. Not even funny ha ha, just funny queer!
liljofvzc 1 year ago
i like how the right tit is resting on the guitar
RapiDEraZeR 1 year ago
Elvis...?
JTNorquay 1 year ago
did you badazzle your guitar? ... gayyy
sinsamongst 1 year ago
just kidden bro ur funny
bch545 1 year ago
FAGGE!!!!!!
bch545 1 year ago
Ok?
Patriot125496 1 year ago
You rule Dave!!!!
totalmoviefreak18 1 year ago
i thot elvis died.
PlaerOne 1 year ago
ich wusste es! ELVIS LEBT!!!!!! XXD ich krieg mich nich mehr ein :D
DerEinzigstePunk 1 year ago
I put my guitar away!! Hill for president!
522design 1 year ago
haha............saggy tits.
deadeyedickification 1 year ago 9
sad
ktyczynski 1 year ago
Calm down the fuck down. Its a joke obviously.
GeneralVictorFlores 1 year ago
fking pig.
iTrollThis 1 year ago
FUCK YOU!!!!! freaking nipples freak u asshole
mplatnn 1 year ago
nice man titties fuck tard
mrmafia4 1 year ago
Fuck you too you obviesly full of yourself. You suck. i hope you get shot for saying that.
guitarmaster509 1 year ago
@guitarmaster509 dude he's joking around, he's actually funny as hell
ckreticeland 1 year ago
@ckreticeland im not laghing. im sorry
guitarmaster509 1 year ago
nice shirt haha
heyz0os 1 year ago
nice nipple squishy :P
Spamazoid 1 year ago
If this guy shreds his guitar as fast as he shreds his mouth, then no wonder he's he's the fastest in the world. lol
Swordfreak911 1 year ago
ahahahaha made my day!!!!! =]]
secreticelandprod 1 year ago
can i get the tabs?
THEMORTAL96 1 year ago
the best guitar player ever
chrall92 1 year ago
song at the beginning ?
fLo777com 1 year ago
@fLo777com Wasted Years....Iron Maiden
penfifteen666 1 year ago
hilarious: 5 stars THIS IS EPIC
THEAUDIOCONSTRUCT 1 year ago
put on a shirt
robloxdude306 1 year ago
dude this guy is so freaking gay who does he think he is AND NOONE IN THE WORLD WOULD WANT TO BANG U PUT ON A BRA FATTY
Multijoey1999 1 year ago
@Multijoey1999
How stupid are people like you, seriously? It is so OBVIOUSLY a parody...
meaning1 1 year ago
omg!! does his nipple on his right hand side hurt?
DemonMakoto 1 year ago
NO ONE IN FUCKING HELL WOULD WANT TO BANG YOU!!!!!
FUCK YOUR FELLOW GUITAR PLAYERS WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOUR SELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU SHOULD PUT YOUR GUITAR AWAY BECAUSE I'VE HEARD WAAAAAAAY BETTER!!!!!!! faggot
JuliaH9595 1 year ago
@JuliaH9595 dude what are you a little jealous hes better than you!
nate5539 1 year ago
@JuliaH9595 seems like the shred he laid on you struck a nerve.....keep practicing sweets
penfifteen666 1 year ago
put a bra on man!
thebeast666mike 1 year ago
@thebeast666mike lol right
JuliaH9595 1 year ago
Elvis is still alive?
Sk0osH 1 year ago
youre a fucking faggot
statmap 1 year ago
Haha classic, I don't see why some people can't take a joke, this guy is hilarious
TheDutters 1 year ago
i liked twice omfg hilarious
CrazyD131 1 year ago
lol
iCanMakeComents 1 year ago
HEY DON'T FUCK WITH ME ASSHOLE U FUCK WITH ME YOU FUCK WITH THE BEST AND NO CHICK WANTS TO BANG YOU AND I'M A BETTER GUITARIST THAN U
theandre1667 1 year ago
plz put on a t-shirt
AsTheWholeWorldDies 1 year ago
haha awesomoo
xnoobSlay3rx 1 year ago
Hi i'm dave hill and i don't have a shirt
260guy1 1 year ago
The fastest guitar player,and the greatest guitar player are actually the same?
Fuck off :D
hahaha but nice video! :)
XxDarkEmperorxX 1 year ago
He's not gay, even if he was, he's bloody awesome, I love his sense of humor. If you don't get it , go and watch the Muppet Show.
jujastorm 1 year ago
XD this vid is freaking halarious
jon930490 1 year ago
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What the fuck! You suck! All Youtube Trolls should be on these video!
crazymanny707070 1 year ago
fagets theses days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
007kable 1 year ago
THIS OLD MAN WITH HIS BOOB RESTING ON HIS GUITAR IS AWESOME!
hipoopzXnumberX2 1 year ago
your boob, is resting on the guitar.....
skaterguy299 1 year ago
ur a dick i should kick ur fucking ass!!!
meawesome313 1 year ago
you're just in drugs, wahahahahahaha
theWIERD21 1 year ago
i thought this was pretty funny haha
xXTOMMOHAWKXx 1 year ago
lars ulrich >.< jajajaja
yopgamu 1 year ago
wow.... first off, a real guitarist would promote guitar playing. And this video is gay as hell.
ZREMProductionz 1 year ago
haha wtf...and it knoz that it better start spittin out sum notez prettty fuckin fast or ill fuckin stab it
x)
TheMrjesus420 1 year ago
Dude for real you suck hairl ball sac
lacrossucks 1 year ago
u fucking TWEAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
gateway4110 1 year ago
EVERYONE SURE HES BEING ANNOYING BUT HES KIDDING!!!!! GOD-DAMNIT DONT YOU KNOW WHAT A JOKE IS!
CountClassic 1 year ago
i couldnt help but stare at his moob hanging over the selector switch.
he needs a shirt
bobbertman123 1 year ago
just messin with ya lol, but nice begining solo, other then that.. yeah.. but it was funny lol
asylum414 1 year ago
just messin with ya lol, nice begining solo, n its funny lol
asylum414 1 year ago
ur a cocky dooshbag, "for all those ladies out there who want to bang me..." ur fat and ur arms are like tooth picks, ur guitar is butt-ass ugly (matchs you and your attitude) and Yngwie would stomp ur ass... and if u think he wudnt.. that explains why he is rich and ur living in a shack with fake animal heads on ur wall, have a nice day biiitttcccchhhh :)
asylum414 1 year ago
Haha! Best ever!
kungthomas 1 year ago
"it knows it better fuckin start spittin off some notes pretty fuckin fast or ill fuckin stab it"
HAHAHAHH this is great. awesome vid
EdMna 1 year ago
This was hilarious, what the hells up with some you people leaving douchbag comments, this was supposed to be funny you must be really retarded to not see that he wasn't being serious.
Sethanas12 1 year ago 18
#LOL
almostgary 1 year ago
lay off the crank man;)
dudethisisthelifenow 1 year ago
fuck weiners?
Bryansdemomusic 1 year ago
you remember me to Lars Ulrich, don't ask me why...
666sergyi666 1 year ago
LOL this is just JOKES !!!!!!!!
iHubble 1 year ago
aayyyyyyyy no mames
nejihyuga2712 1 year ago
Nice video. LOL.
pkcristypk 1 year ago
dave hill is the biggest fucking asshole in the world , he is an egocentric bastard. he is fat and he thinks he is the best. HEY ASSHOLE,MY BROTHER IS 3 YEARS OLD AND HE PLAYS BETTER THEN YOU!!!!
I HATE YOU!!!!!
whitecoldicecreams 1 year ago
ELVIS GUITAR HERO!
CRAZYMARK 1 year ago
lmaooo fuckin hilarious
jmizzel323 1 year ago
dude you fuck ass you edited it you mother fucker no one is faster than m.a.b and no one is better than glenn tipton
dragonFLAME337 1 year ago
this guy neads to pull his head out his fucking ass, there is no chanse that any one will beleve that you are the fastest, and whoever owns that title might not be the best because its not about speed, in other words no one will believe you, i had a hard time just believing you were straight you fag
wxdanwx 1 year ago
0:48 lol
TheSoremetal 1 year ago
hahahha tis great stuff
MusicSloth 1 year ago
this is fucking hilarious
Perfecttargetstudios 1 year ago
Why the fuck aren't you wearing a shirt? Your tit is touching the guitar...the guitar doesn't deserve that.
MaliciousMikeMaggot 1 year ago
One, put on a shirt. That is seriously not attractive. Two, "best" and "fastest" are NOT the same thing, or anywhere close to it. Three, try not being so arrogant. Four, why don't you actually play next time?
ProudSpeakerofWhale 1 year ago
He's trolling hurr durr.
UnevenElefant5 1 year ago
thats funny
54321FUCKYOU 1 year ago
YOU DIDNT DO ANYTHING BUT TALK AND MAKE YOUUUR FATT BONCE . UGLY FAT MOTHERRR FUCCKKEERRR nobody wants to fuck you cept youur right handd and your dog
GlenTOTful 1 year ago
lol dave hill trolls u
UnevenElefant5 1 year ago
What if hes left handed?
Bryansdemomusic 1 year ago
put some shirt on you fat fucker
bergAgreb 1 year ago
LMFAO YOU'RE FAT. xD
XmasterDean 1 year ago
I laughed. Nice
AsparagusMonster 1 year ago
wow this is so fucking funny
dinobeeff 1 year ago
This guys fucking hilarious! Minonian....modes from the future! LMFAO!
What's with the doe head on the wall.
That's manly as fuck! I'd make a Jackalope out of those horns above it though...then you'd be a God!
bucktheusa 1 year ago
you guys are rude, dudes just trying to be funny. i laughed
janderson062970 1 year ago
you guys are rude i play guitar and i think he's funny. give the guy a break he's just trying to be funny and he's pretty funny
janderson062970 1 year ago
ye hes funny lol
PhilipGabrych 1 year ago
ur guitar skills are nice but
dude u r fucking annoying what does
guitar playing have to do with "banging girls"
keep those tits flying like that you'll get less girls "banging" you (if thats even possible"
man u r not any of those word you said you are.
you are not awesome. i thought i'd find a decent guitar player. playing fast and i see this piece of shit!
^_^
dinoluvr13 1 year ago
you should learn to laugh alittle
PhilipGabrych 1 year ago
sweep picking. finger picking..... nose picking lol. nice discoball looking iceman. not.
MrGrumpyGinger 2 years ago
epic failure
ojd1990 2 years ago
no it was awesome
PhilipGabrych 1 year ago
wow you're all stupid, it's a joke >.>
0xmnmx0 2 years ago
this guy is high as fuck
xprthntr1 2 years ago
hahahahahaha
b3nadryl 2 years ago
You sir, are my new hero!!
testament214 2 years ago
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testament214 2 years ago
you talk too fucking much, play and shut up
666tacoboy 2 years ago
@666tacoboy ur right he does talk to F****en much
REDSHADOW751 1 year ago
he made it purposely like that lols
PhilipGabrych 1 year ago
eddie van halen wants to murder u
BIGBREN99 2 years ago
...Fail
Waterdragonsguitar9 2 years ago
lol nice one
brynanuppasponken 2 years ago
what the fu*k man
Tauriiiii 2 years ago
LOL this guy is the shit funny as hell
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crazyone1989 2 years ago
your such a dumb shit with ure fat fuk tits hangin out then ure asking for chiks to bang you!? are u out of your mind putting this fuk load of shit bullcrap fake diamond gutar on utube? stop fukin sweering there are little fukin kids utubeing too cock sukerrr. AND what are u hangong up on ure room wall? gay porno?
MrmeatyJY 2 years ago
@MrmeatyJY "stop fukin sweering there are little fukin kids utubeing too cock sukerrr" best quote ever..STOP SWEARING YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER! hahahaaa
PS that guitar is an Ibanez Iceman..costs more than you can afford to pay in rent duder
penfifteen666 2 years ago
what a fucking dick lol
this guys a wanka
svahndiggity 2 years ago
this idiot its a combination of elvis and fucking vito margera.. such a losser.. fuck it..
carlosg020 2 years ago
pssshhh wtf was that i want that 3:54 of my life man plz you suck
kaze3x 2 years ago
haha ur funny
spoc193comcastnet 2 years ago
troll
GawdImHungry 2 years ago
that was gay
pugs2300 2 years ago
funny verry funny man
keep up the good work! :P
zwxao 2 years ago 2
less talking more playing
erwin887 2 years ago
ra-tard
mikelboom123 2 years ago
this dude looks like a pedophile who hides behind the bushes at a park
OGMurph18 2 years ago
ASSHOLE!!!
x98jx9x896x 2 years ago
that was amazing dude you must teach me this magic power you have
THENOSIDDA1 2 years ago
some just dont understand jokes x) awesome video!!! ;D
Malteeh 2 years ago 15
Lmfao
0xmnmx0 2 years ago
ok he was obviusly kidding u guys need to calm the fuck down hahaha
jakethesnake354 2 years ago 2
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dude ur a gay ass cock sucking faggot piece of shit....i bet a guy with 2 dismembered arms thats blind and def can play better than you fagget
bakerXderek 2 years ago
you spelled faggot differently the 2 times you used it...
penfifteen666 2 years ago
¬¬..... retard
pingux12 2 years ago
LOL! 2:54 sounds just like studio force!
dontknow06 2 years ago 2
Wow this guy probably get so much more pussy then you jealous youtube users below me, lol. That was fast as hell, I don't know what you guys are talking about.
hockey14822 2 years ago
wear a t-shirt lol
cawjib 2 years ago 9
nice tits fat fuck
MrBrokoli99 2 years ago 3
your all up in your own ass.....
and put on a god damn shirt and ive seen people better than you
robertbombino999 2 years ago
try to fuck a goat, she might like you.
yoheff988 2 years ago
Haha you have a little dick!!!
and your still a virgin dude..
be real about it!!!
brew4442 2 years ago
You fat hairy Jabawoky get of the internet u unloved piece of shit, learn how to play first.
JudoSam7 2 years ago
having looked your 3:54 min video there's no doubt you are the only player who can play that fast.....and there's a 89 years old granny in my neighborhood who'd probably like to bang with you...so have fun with her...
nibikabi 2 years ago
yeah maybe if u werent such a faggot u would have gotted somewhere and i would know who the hell u were
bvillagangstakilla 2 years ago
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WTF!??
Fuck u asshole! ok?
Almirzaee 2 years ago
boy don't play guitar and go to worke
darksamurai87 2 years ago
at first i thought you where just a fat guy. but then i realized yor pretty funny. good job
guitarness69 2 years ago
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suck my balls
TunedUpGuitar 2 years ago