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  • Cant believe he called yngwie a pussy....u fuckin meatball fat fuck...fuckin cunt fart

  • if you dont get it dont bother to comment

  • I get that this is supposed to be a joke... but it really isn't all that funny. Nice tits tho...

  • I don't think most people get that this is supposed to be a joke...

  • XD  this is halarious

  • How funny, first time editing?

  • I Blinked,Whad Happen?

  • I can play 1100001 bps. -:D

  • :)

    

  • get a shirt on this aint chip and dails

  • Its Lars Ulrich with James's guitar..

  • ok fatass, wanna be eddie van halen. go bang ur blow up doll or ur mom or who ever unlucky soul and shut up!!

  • fucking tripper -.-

  • HAHAHHAHA I LOVE THIS GUY, POST MORE VIDEOS

  • He's fat

  • this guy is so fucking gay he sucks monkey balls

  • elvis on slimfast!!

  • drunk basterd

  • Um....elvis much? 

  • that was quite halarious uppl are asshats

  • Lol xD Funny xD....kinda made me freak out in the begining. i thought my phone froze and i couldnt see it xD

  • This guy gave me head in the bathroom at Guitar Center. I have a thing for gay guys that dress up like Roy Orbison and scream like little girls. Later on we we back to his place and I pounded him in the ass while he French kissed one of the dear heads on his wall.

  • Dude your the fastest fucking comic i've ever seen

  • Ok, How gay dude! This dude did bedazzle his guitar, or he bought it at sam moons'. Haha, one of the gayest videos on you tube. Not even funny ha ha, just funny queer!

  • i like how the right tit is resting on the guitar

  • Elvis...?

  • did you badazzle your guitar? ... gayyy

  • just kidden bro ur funny

  • FAGGE!!!!!!

  • Ok?

  • You rule Dave!!!!

  • i thot elvis died.

  • ich wusste es! ELVIS LEBT!!!!!! XXD ich krieg mich nich mehr ein :D

  • I put my guitar away!! Hill for president!

  • haha............saggy tits.

  • sad

  • Calm down the fuck down. Its a joke obviously.

  • fking pig.

  • FUCK YOU!!!!! freaking nipples freak u asshole

  • nice man titties fuck tard

  • Fuck you too you obviesly full of yourself. You suck. i hope you get shot for saying that.

  • @guitarmaster509 dude he's joking around, he's actually funny as hell

  • @ckreticeland im not laghing. im sorry

  • nice shirt haha

  • nice nipple squishy :P

  • If this guy shreds his guitar as fast as he shreds his mouth, then no wonder he's he's the fastest in the world. lol

  • ahahahaha made my day!!!!! =]]

  • can i get the tabs?

  • the best guitar player ever

  • song at the beginning ?

  • @fLo777com Wasted Years....Iron Maiden

  • hilarious: 5 stars THIS IS EPIC

  • put on a shirt

  • dude this guy is so freaking gay who does he think he is AND NOONE IN THE WORLD WOULD WANT TO BANG U PUT ON A BRA FATTY

  • @Multijoey1999

    How stupid are people like you, seriously? It is so OBVIOUSLY a parody...

  • omg!! does his nipple on his right hand side hurt?

  • NO ONE IN FUCKING HELL WOULD WANT TO BANG YOU!!!!!

    FUCK YOUR FELLOW GUITAR PLAYERS WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOUR SELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST YOU SHOULD PUT YOUR GUITAR AWAY BECAUSE I'VE HEARD WAAAAAAAY BETTER!!!!!!! faggot

  • @JuliaH9595 dude what are you a little jealous hes better than you!

  • @JuliaH9595 seems like the shred he laid on you struck a nerve.....keep practicing sweets

  • put a bra on man!

  • @thebeast666mike lol right

    

  • Elvis is still alive?

  • youre a fucking faggot

  • Haha classic, I don't see why some people can't take a joke, this guy is hilarious

  • i liked twice omfg hilarious

  • lol

  • HEY DON'T FUCK WITH ME ASSHOLE U FUCK WITH ME YOU FUCK WITH THE BEST AND NO CHICK WANTS TO BANG YOU AND I'M A BETTER GUITARIST THAN U

  • plz put on a t-shirt

  • haha awesomoo

  • Hi i'm dave hill and i don't have a shirt

  • The fastest guitar player,and the greatest guitar player are actually the same?

    Fuck off :D

    hahaha but nice video! :)

  • He's not gay, even if he was, he's bloody awesome, I love his sense of humor. If you don't get it , go and watch the Muppet Show.

  • XD this vid is freaking halarious

  • fagets theses days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • THIS OLD MAN WITH HIS BOOB RESTING ON HIS GUITAR IS AWESOME!

  • your boob, is resting on the guitar.....

  • ur a dick i should kick ur fucking ass!!!

  • you're just in drugs, wahahahahahaha

  • i thought this was pretty funny haha

  • lars ulrich >.< jajajaja

  • wow.... first off, a real guitarist would promote guitar playing. And this video is gay as hell.

  • haha wtf...and it knoz that it better start spittin out sum notez prettty fuckin fast or ill fuckin stab it

    x)

  • Dude for real you suck hairl ball sac

  • u fucking TWEAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • EVERYONE SURE HES BEING ANNOYING BUT HES KIDDING!!!!! GOD-DAMNIT DONT YOU KNOW WHAT A JOKE IS!

  • i couldnt help but stare at his moob hanging over the selector switch.

     he needs a shirt

  • just messin with ya lol, but nice begining solo, other then that.. yeah.. but it was funny lol

  • just messin with ya lol, nice begining solo, n its funny lol

  • ur a cocky dooshbag, "for all those ladies out there who want to bang me..." ur fat and ur arms are like tooth picks, ur guitar is butt-ass ugly (matchs you and your attitude) and Yngwie would stomp ur ass... and if u think he wudnt.. that explains why he is rich and ur living in a shack with fake animal heads on ur wall, have a nice day biiitttcccchhhh :)

  • Haha! Best ever!

  • "it knows it better fuckin start spittin off some notes pretty fuckin fast or ill fuckin stab it"

    HAHAHAHH this is great. awesome vid

  • This was hilarious, what the hells up with some you people leaving douchbag comments, this was supposed to be funny you must be really retarded to not see that he wasn't being serious.

  • #LOL

  • lay off the crank man;)

  • fuck weiners?

  • you remember me to Lars Ulrich, don't ask me why...

  • LOL this is just JOKES !!!!!!!!

  • aayyyyyyyy no mames

  • Nice video. LOL.

  • dave hill is the biggest fucking asshole in the world , he is an egocentric bastard. he is fat and he thinks he is the best. HEY ASSHOLE,MY BROTHER IS 3 YEARS OLD AND HE PLAYS BETTER THEN YOU!!!!

    I HATE YOU!!!!!

  • ELVIS GUITAR HERO!

  • lmaooo fuckin hilarious

  • dude you fuck ass you edited it you mother fucker no one is faster than m.a.b and no one is better than glenn tipton

  • this guy neads to pull his head out his fucking ass, there is no chanse that any one will beleve that you are the fastest, and whoever owns that title might not be the best because its not about speed, in other words no one will believe you, i had a hard time just believing you were straight you fag

  • 0:48 lol

  • hahahha tis great stuff

  • this is fucking hilarious

  • Why the fuck aren't you wearing a shirt? Your tit is touching the guitar...the guitar doesn't deserve that.

  • One, put on a shirt. That is seriously not attractive. Two, "best" and "fastest" are NOT the same thing, or anywhere close to it. Three, try not being so arrogant. Four, why don't you actually play next time?

  • He's trolling hurr durr.

  • thats funny

  • YOU DIDNT DO ANYTHING BUT TALK AND MAKE YOUUUR FATT BONCE . UGLY FAT MOTHERRR FUCCKKEERRR nobody wants to fuck you cept youur right handd and your dog

  • lol dave hill trolls u

  • What if hes left handed?

  • put some shirt on you fat fucker

  • LMFAO YOU'RE FAT. xD

  • I laughed. Nice

  • wow this is so fucking funny

  • This guys fucking hilarious! Minonian....modes from the future! LMFAO!

    What's with the doe head on the wall.

    That's manly as fuck! I'd make a Jackalope out of those horns above it though...then you'd be a God!

  • you guys are rude, dudes just trying to be funny. i laughed

  • you guys are rude i play guitar and i think he's funny. give the guy a break he's just trying to be funny and he's pretty funny

  • ye hes funny lol

  • ur guitar skills are nice but

    dude u r fucking annoying what does

    guitar playing have to do with "banging girls"

    keep those tits flying like that you'll get less girls "banging" you (if thats even possible"

    man u r not any of those word you said you are.

    you are not awesome. i thought i'd find a decent guitar player. playing fast and i see this piece of shit!

    ^_^

  • you should learn to laugh alittle

  • sweep picking. finger picking..... nose picking lol. nice discoball looking iceman. not.

  • epic failure

  • no it was awesome

  • wow you're all stupid, it's a joke >.>

  • this guy is high as fuck

  • hahahahahaha

  • You sir, are my new hero!!

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  • you talk too fucking much, play and shut up

  • @666tacoboy ur right he does talk to F****en much

  • he made it purposely like that lols

  • eddie van halen wants to murder u

  • ...Fail

  • lol nice one

  • what the fu*k man

  • LOL this guy is the shit funny as hell

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  • your such a dumb shit with ure fat fuk tits hangin out then ure asking for chiks to bang you!? are u out of your mind putting this fuk load of shit bullcrap fake diamond gutar on utube? stop fukin sweering there are little fukin kids utubeing too cock sukerrr. AND what are u hangong up on ure room wall? gay porno?

  • @MrmeatyJY "stop fukin sweering there are little fukin kids utubeing too cock sukerrr" best quote ever..STOP SWEARING YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER! hahahaaa

    PS that guitar is an Ibanez Iceman..costs more than you can afford to pay in rent duder

  • what a fucking dick lol

    this guys a wanka

  • this idiot its a combination of elvis and fucking vito margera.. such a losser.. fuck it..

  • pssshhh wtf was that i want that 3:54 of my life man plz you suck

  • haha ur funny

  • troll

  • that was gay

  • funny verry funny man

    keep up the good work! :P

  • less talking more playing

  • ra-tard

  • this dude looks like a pedophile who hides behind the bushes at a park

  • ASSHOLE!!!

  • that was amazing dude you must teach me this magic power you have

  • some just dont understand jokes x) awesome video!!! ;D

  • Lmfao

  • ok he was obviusly kidding u guys need to calm the fuck down hahaha

  • you spelled faggot differently the 2 times you used it...

  • ¬¬..... retard

  • LOL! 2:54 sounds just like studio force!

  • Wow this guy probably get so much more pussy then you jealous youtube users below me, lol. That was fast as hell, I don't know what you guys are talking about.

  • wear a t-shirt lol

  • nice tits fat fuck

  • your all up in your own ass.....

    and put on a god damn shirt and ive seen people better than you

  • try to fuck a goat, she might like you.

  • Haha you have a little dick!!!

    and your still a virgin dude..

    be real about it!!!

  • You fat hairy Jabawoky get of the internet u unloved piece of shit, learn how to play first.

  • having looked your 3:54 min video there's no doubt you are the only player who can play that fast.....and there's a 89 years old granny in my neighborhood who'd probably like to bang with you...so have fun with her...

  • yeah maybe if u werent such a faggot u would have gotted somewhere and i would know who the hell u were

  • boy don't play guitar and go to worke

  • at first i thought you where just a fat guy. but then i realized yor pretty funny. good job