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  • He went to light his joint. His first one actually.

  • i donno wad iz gonno be

  • Yap, he's high on that real weed.

  • Where'd the guy go to. Damn we need round two. Looooool

  • 50 Cent still alive?

  • Thumbs up if u wana join 0:36 somke tha blnt

    ...

  • is he high? 

  • has he come for 50 yet?

  • *guy

  • Has anyone told this hit that 90 thousand people have seen him? He might do a sequel if only he knew.... someone buy him a chi mtc modem ka!

  • Please call back that brother, he aint done delivering his message... lol.... "I dont know what its gonna be"......... ZED!!!

  • I love this guy so hilarious... Ati his neck will be my breakfast.LMFAO

  • LOOVE THIS !! SUPER-DUPER!

  • LOOVE THIS !! SUPER-DUPER!

  • This guy i embarrasing zambia

  • CHECK THE JOINT AT 0:36 LOOOOOOL

  • "his neck will be my breakfast" #dead ah this guy is too funny lmao!

  • too much weed lol this guy is out of his head but still funny and he hasn't even started smoking the 1 in his hand haha he has 2 meet 50cent it will be funny nd i think he walked away coz he realised what he had just said >> quick exit

  • too much weed lol this guy is out of his head but still funny and he hasn't even started smoking the 1 in his hand haha he has 2 meet 50cent will be funny

  • Can i have his contact? Anyone plz

  • WHERE  THE HELL DID HE GO.?? .. WE STILL WANT TO LAUGH!!

  • "i'm gonna kill em" "im gonna get hes neck and im gonna squeeze it" lol this man is a joka

  • this is soo hilarious, illed like to see 50cents meet this guy..

  • what movie were they shooting? whats the name?

  • wow!! atleast he can speak english...am proud of him!!

  • hahaa this is too funny !

    ahh makes me proud to be zambian

  • iveput this on repeat the whole day......u cant have too much of a good thing

  • Just cant stop chuckling!! This dude's confidence n graphic description of what he's goin to do to 50's neck just tickles all my funny bones!!!.........

  • Ha ha ha, this guy is so funny!

  • Typical zambians hahahaha I'm getting homesick

  • This guy is a genius. Our people are genius. Flat.

  • Awesome, that makes me miss home. "Tavern" Shebeen more likely, for either another scud or some skokiaan.

  • hahahahahahaha :D l0l dis is weyy funni.

  • is this guy Zimbabwean?

  • @Agnelum1 embrace your pipo u fool

  • @doust go boil your head, you donkey. the comment was an inside joke with someone so get lost.

  • You moron! Didn't u read the title?

  • @remishgasi as i said to the last "moron" like you who tried to come at me, the Zimbabwean comment is an inside joke with someone so go kill yourself you idiot.

    what are you, anyway? an Indian or something?

  • @Agnelum1 Inside joke is what unfunny people use as an excuse for being soooo dry!

  • @remishgasi why are you still alive? go drink bleach. how desperate are you for attention that you're hitting up a comment that's over 1 year old? get a life douchebag.

  • @Agnelum1 Honestly I didn't think u would reply, I was so sure you died from idiocy

  • classic....

  • ugg... i dont even know what just happend.

  • Ha ha ha awe kwena ekupesha.

  • Brilliant man! Africans know it.  Nicest people on the planet.

  • THAT SHIT AINT CURTIS FAULT...IT WAS HERE B4 HIM!!...LOLOLOL..THIS SHIT IS HILLARIOUS!!

  • ww w.zedstyle.ning.com COME AND JOIN US HERE

  • Tell you what, as a Zambian, i know exactly what this guy will do after this rant.See what he is holding in his hands? must be some weed or rolled up cigarrette.The next move was to go look for some firewood, a match to light up his blunt and then go to the Tavern!

  • Kakakaak you don`t know nothing you`r sipoo boy ,don`t fuck around , fity is ma man !!

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOL the way he jus walks off is CLASSIC

  • @00Crazyness true dat!

  • all my friends call me Zambia, and another one of my friends Congo, and another, ujiji

  • I love Zambia. Akolewa, niganitsa. God bless chibuku and tijerejere!!!

  • @chimpakawanzelu iwe how can you say God bless ivo vintu? lol

  • this is soooooooooooo funny, I love my Zambian people! speak on bro, speak on!

  • hahaha thiz guy is mai hero!!!

  • SOWHATZAMBIA if that guy would be grown up in a country like 50 cents or if 50 cents would have grow up in in a real free country like Zambia, how would they respond? In Zambia you don't make millions releasing a record. Ask K'meleon, Dani etc... They love to work harder then 50 cents for their passion and earn enough to have only an acceptable life.

    This pesron might be frustrated, never having the real support to be like someone like 50 cents but dont judje too easy if you had the chance!

  • rasclat weed!!!

  • This Dude he gotta Big fingers enough to finish 50cent's neck hahah if you dont belive look again his big ass fingers.big fingers more than his foot

  • btw is 50 gonna respond to this..

  • this guy just wants controversy so he can make millions of dollars, by calling out 50

  • Peace Be Unto You !!! Please see this video:

    The Day of Judgement

    watch?v=j8ynjiaiJlA

  • hahah der typ ist voll bekifft hahaha

  • king zambia!!

  • his neck is going to be my breakfast hahahahaha funy guy

  • hahahaha! the way he walks away as if he didnt do anything

  • Think this guy's got a point! there are so many kids who follow his lifestyle of girls,guns,drugs,flashy cars and money.Many of them want all this without working for it. The funny thing is that he sounds more dangrous than 50 cents.

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  • Yes, I know that 50 Cents has survived 9 gun shots. But I think he really has avoid this guy!

  • ma man haha

  • JJ that my bro's lol

  • men.this dude he fuckin take too much weed

  • African weed, pure comedy Zambian style

  • he said his necks going to break fast not to have break fast silly ppl

  • no he didn't. we have ears you know.

  • chamba....lol

  • i like this guy...he has REAL talent!

  • legend

  • LMFAOOOOOOOO!!

  • LOL!! THATS FREAKIN HILARIOUSE!!

  • CRazy Man!!!!!

  • this is some original comedy, love this guy!

  • ``his neck will be my breakfast``

    i think this guy waz serious...probably the last time he had breakfast was some months ago.did u check how long hiz dope was?

    u rock man!!

  • apart from the squeezing his dick bit, the guys is on it, he's completely right! check out our new music vid enemy within, werd

  • Ya right my brother his neck will surely be your breakfast.This guys is laka i love the exit.

  • ye boy tell him.....his neck

  • Zed crackhead right there!!! (",). I'll be seeing these sorta people in less than 2 months, CAN'T WAIT!!!!!! I'm coming home !!!

  • HIS NECK...!!!

  • this guy is a legend

  • the exit is GANGSTER!

  • i wish film makers would learn this live online lesson! that peoples facination with africa is not in scripted dialogue brought in from outside or in the beautiful scenery as backdrop but in somthing like this, the real story, told by real people, the power of Africa's sponteneity. NECK! Breakfast LOL!Thank you for using your film and cameras on this man and also for sharing his life and words with us. Good luck with Zambia's first film! GO Zambia!

  • lol dis nigga got swagger about ah can u take a picture of meh then afta just walks offf haha his neck is gonna be my breakfast

  • @badboys4lyf555

    He's saying "you CAN'T take a picture of me", not, "can you take a picture of me" :)

  • hahahahahah bullet bullet

  • "Show it to America, Tell...this... this guy, this guy, What's his name...? 50cent. I'm gonna come for him... and when I get to him... I'm gonna kill him... I'm gonna squeeze his neck... Squeeze it so much that it's... I dont know what its gonna be... So when you gonna be back to America, tell him! 50cent... the guy has really brought up our minds, around here... In fact everybody is crazy... because of that guy. Tell him when you get home...His neck, will be my breakfast!"
  • I´m sure every person can here for themselves as well as you can. And he says "shout to America", not show it to America

  • yep he says shout america, 'blowed' up our minds,

    'fuck' everybody is crazy...

    this guy has become an internet celeb and doesnt even know it...

  • Its actually broken, drunken, stoned english.... The whole transcript is fine....

  • exit was tyt...

  • 0:42 He wakes up.

  • lol... yeah thats the funniest bit

  • she´s nek, will be my breakfast

  • lol

  • the exit reminds me of my literature teacher who said: "when you are on stage, go away quickly when the people are still clapping". That means, they will be wanting more from you...

  • i like his exit!

  • It's funny when you don't understand. He say because of ganstar Rappers like 50, his home town is crazy and influence

  • check the size of the spliff

  • lol

  • Thats ma bro,holdin a fat joint,bt shudnt diss anyone though,i aint a fan of this commercial rap bt i wont be comfotable smbody dissin anotha man. Its funny though,thanx.

  • I wanna know what the heeell he is thinking at 0:42.. He just leaves HAHA

  • either this dude is holding a huge joint or he's about to smoke a tampon...

  • hahahahahaha.. thats hilarious

  • OMG, I really dont know what I was doing, I was really HIGH, can you see that I was just going to have another joint(weed)(ganja) (marijuana)? I was really under influence of Costa rican weed I brought last summer. Actually I am a big 50 cent fan.

  • Forgot about this

    good stuff

  • LOL....His name is Mike Mbewe...he lives in Mtendere....he is always seen arround Lusaka main post office. He is very cool

  • this has to be the funniest thing ever....his exit gets me every tym

  • nigga it don't matter whether we poor or rich buh we know how to speak English ..a big SHOUT to ma country "ZAMBIA" miss home

  • Funny this should come from you

  • man!!!!!!!this makes miss zed..ZED 4 life i will be coming to next summer..can't wait..

  • Could you send me this vid?

  • this is sooooooo hilarious! i almost pissed in my pants...his exit was the best part! didnt u guys get his name? i think he was drunk off kachaso, and just about to go smoke dat fat spliff...

  • ni nani bwa bikile po uyu chikala ale tusebanya

  • HAHAH He is holding ifwamba (WEED)

  • nigga and thats why i am proud to be a ZAMBIAN!!

    we stil duz not care if you rich we still get ya.

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  • So you refer to yourself using the n-word to reflect that pride. What a shame for you.

  • When he finds him ill be standing behind with the vid camara o_O

  • ALA! This is why i miss zambia!!

  • buti zo-ona

  • lol true zambian love zambia

  • but uyu chikala anayaka zoona...ni waku chawama!!anabema yambuzi maybe..

  • LMFAO! Only pa Zed

  • muti sebanya ma yimbwa.

    Mu ka leke chamba ala.

    Idiot!!!!

  • Nigg is wild man!!!! I laughed hard!

  • This Dude still rips me up - the tone and the way he express him self is so classic - Thanks for making my day dude - you never fail !!!

  • lool haha dnt worry i'll help u find him . hahahaha lol

    this guyz funni

  • lolol this nigga givez me bare joke lol about every onez crazy coz of that guy

  • Hahahahaha "his neck will be my breakfast" this just made me laugh sooo hard.

  • I only understand/speak Senga, therefor I dont know what you replied :)

  • "His neck will b my breakfast..." Hahahahaha! This joint should b on TMZ!

  • haha

  • Hahaha, ati, his neck will be my breakfast. This thing is so funny. No doubt this guy hates 50 cent :P

    Na fwaka, hehe

  • Obvious ni mnati fwaka waziba?

  • orlo ni bo funta

  • ah bema fwaka ya chani uyu?

  • ne joint :)

  • ha ha :)

  • hahahaha...this shit makes my day....

  • around here everybody is crazy becoz of him looooool that waz very true at one point, pipo where singing in 'in da club' n wearing Tshirts n jeans with 50 on them.

    looooool love this man

  • Pass that blunt and let me hit it dawg, that shit he's smoking must be tri-tronic... or that "krypto-chronic-kinda-like" shit that katt williams talks bout!!!

  • Ati,

    "U can't get a picture of me? Shout to America...Tell this guy...this guy, this guy. 50cent........Am gonna squeez his neck so much. that it...I dont kno what its gonna be.

    DOBO!!!

    But this one Real Zed N*99a!!!

  • HJAHAHAHA

    Boi

    Have you seen the blunt in his hand first.

    Too much Mwambeshi.

  • hahaha!ye. Ati too much mwembeshi! Its been bells since i heard that.

  • fwaka ifyamba dobo

  • real nigaaa

  • Maybe these bling obscessed Americans and Europeans will realise sooner rather than later that one mans bling is another mans blood. 50 Cent represents a rape of a people, a people he thinks he represents and this dude shows this.

  • REALEST NIGGAZ

  • hahaha damn! this is a guy! check the blunt in his hand

  • haha.. this could be a chapelle sketch or sumetin'.

  • HE SPEAKS GOOD ENGLISH....

  • i think this diznab guy is on 50's dick

  • i think you suck did

  • What r u having for breakfast?

    Ah just some squeezed to "I don't know wat it's gonna be" 50 Cent Neck with curry sauce and boiled eggs on the side.

  • Muahahahahahahahaha "tell him his neck will be my breakfast" muahahahahahahahahahahahaha this nigga crazy. the ghetto jester looks torn.

  • hahaha banyamata lekani chamba

  • I lyk de wae he leaves de scene..........

  • lmao yeah the best bit!! "his neck will be my breakfast..." *lookin around checking wats up*...*disappearing*

  • no i no that guy he's drunk dat's wear i used 2 live he's always drunk

  • I was thinking the same thing lol...

  • yo nigga get outta here

  • dis guy b trippin

  • some crazy guy there hahaha funny the way he says killing with a strong voice lol

    50 better watch out he's coming for u on a banana boat and ichamba chalimupenya

  • "Shout America, tell tell this-s this guy this-s this guy....wot is his name...50cent...Amwana cum for him and wen I get to him, Am gonna kill him, Am gonna squeeze his neck, squeeze so much........"lol

  • hahahahahahaha

  • I wanna smoke what he's smoking...

  • Zoot! Zoot!!!! lol... fuck, this is more than weed... fiddy, Forget being shot 9 times... there's a zambian after your ass! lol...

  • nothing like fuck with 50 en get shot fuck that shit and fuck them broke guys making them selves feel better by saying he cant afford a ticket en shit,ZAMBIA 1 time

  • kALGEE true dat boi.