Money Boy - Jingle Bells Swag (Official Music Video)

[leighulation]

Brilliance. America is just jealous.

[raevyn17]

I came here to make fun of the video, but having watched it, I just feel bad for the people who made it.

[samsherberts]

Why, Soren, why?

[strtthshw]

No.

[SuperRLBProductions]

Wie sollen die auch zu so einem unrhytmischen Lied tanzen?

[ArtikKaraganda]

die aus usa oder uganda oder sowas die auf englisch hier schreiben halten glaub money boi für cool oder so ahahahah abstürze oder so? opffffffs man genau wie MB hab das vid nicht geschaut aber bei tags steht echt nackenklatscher :DDDD vvvverdammt

[ingo434]

@ArtikKaraganda wenne die top comments meinst, kannse anscheinend kein englisch...

das von deretsun is aus nem artikel der übersetzt heißt "5 youtube videos die den spaß aus sex heraussaugen"

[ArtikKaraganda]

@ingo434 nein man ich meinte Olefh1997, paxpacis2 und sowas

[carlislep]

I didn't know Lil' Kev from Always Sunny made a rap video

[Ses287]

Wie die Whores sowas von gar nicht tanzen können. Eh, mir kommt alles hoch...

[paxpacis2]

I think money boy is pretty cool guy, eh likes to swag and doesn't afraid of anything

[SaXo309]

Scheiß Auto-Tune



[Olefh1997]

that's the best song i've ever heard. Money Boy the talenteds rapper in the building aka flirt aka pineapple the fruit dude.

[Arthemesic]

Now what the fuck is this shit?!?

[m4ti4l]

Wieso sind so viele aus USA hier ??? Er hat's geschafft jetzt ist er auch schon behrümt in USA.Der schaffts noch weit.

[MegaGamerOne]

besorg dir erst mal bessere nutten

[Nicolletta13]

This video is about as sexy as an autopsy.

[Arthemesic]

@Nicolletta13

And the only respect this kid should get is that of euthanasia.

[OldSourceTvDemos]

Wie Unprofessionel die Frau ist hahahaha

[goldensloth7]

Oh, honey. No.

[tahanan122]

oh man. i dont know what to say.

[mrstraightup13]

I hope those strippers know the exchange rate from Euros to Dollars.

[Veyneru]

He has such a Backpfeifengesicht, doesn't he? =P

[halofan48]

he's so awkward, i actually feel bad when i watch the music video

[ahfat83]

wow you look so EAST SIDEEEE of Berlin.

[Damnjan36]

der sieht so unbeholfen aus das ich mich schon fremdschäme...

[hecbiz75]

This is a joke, right? It's not funny, but hopefully it's an attempt at humor. I sure as hell hope it is.

[bernhagen93]

@hecbiz75 no its not :/

[arminbAUT]

haha 0:20 jetzt weiß ich warum er immer eine kappe trägt

[sistalok153]

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

[WHlTEDEVlL]

@sistalok153 there's the door

[Vheeri]

-facepalm-

[AdventCK]

the black chick looks so uncomfortable @ 2:18, then again I would too

[grace317]

What the hell, the first chick looks like Cher Lloyd.

[Ratskeller1896]

To all you english guys: There is also an english version of this track from him. Just search for "Money Boy - Jingle Bells Swag (Official Video for World Star) " . But be prepared - it is even worse. Believe me.

[80MaxWell08]

@Ratskeller1896 I just saw that and god you were right. They skip all of the important plot development in the video removing all feeling from it. Totally worthless.

[Ratskeller1896]

@80MaxWell08

Well i was more referring to the creepy voice of the english version and the text that is even more stupid.

(search for "jinglebells swag - official video for world star" for the english version of this track @everyone)

[80MaxWell08]

@Ratskeller1896 Oh that too I was just being sarcastic with my post. Though that english voice just....what?

[RobPlaysGames]

traurig.

[iateanickle]

I guess special kids are making music videos now.

[ChainsawGutsFuck]

GAYNSTUH SHIT, SON

[COOPERhenckel]

german men shouldn't act like black men. 

[IchLiebeRaupe]

Can't tell if trolling, or really bad wangster...

[boitahaki]

so awkward

500000000% wigger

[NaughtyTeacup]

Cracked!

Also, HAHAHAHAHA. Ohgod. What is this. I don't even.

[HydeDammit1]

1:51

[Michael2987]

i wonder where he found all the niggers to dance for him

[lurch6969]

It looks like he doesn't know what to do with his hands lol

[uglycon]

Still a better Xmas song than McCartney's "Wonderful Christmas Time"

[tdion4444]

Thanks Cracked - exactly what I was expecting. Now on to RAED.

[booyaaya]

They have black people in Germany?

[Courouble10]

I hope to god "swap" is German, and not a combination of "swag" and "rap"

[Ratskeller1896]

@Courouble10

Sorry bro, you got it right. Not a german word at all.

[iateanickle]

People really need to stop using the word swag.

[UltimateTomato]

Are you a local stripper? Then you too can be in an amateur music video!

[drockthecasbah]

I feel this video is almost bad enough that I could sue Cracked.com for sending me here.

[fanofeverything]

Wikipedia says this dude has a college degree. Granted, it's in Communication, but it sorta counts

[jaredmankly]

As Seen On: Real. Crappy. Music.

lmfao

[Arthemesic]

@jaredmankly

What music? ^^

[thefreeflowification]

I'm starting to think this guy is a troll.

[Shadowhumper360]

Dude, those girls they give you to dance with in the music video? They aren't hookers, stop trying to have sex with them on-camera.

[samsherberts]

As if Christmas isn't whored out enough

[smartasshater]

This video is oh so, so uncomfortable. I never though something could be this awkward.

[BarbaricGoose]

I hope the people who liked this video were doing it in some stupid, ironic, hipster sort of way.

[enp82003]

Is that J-rock? from trailer park boys? lol

[635574]

Help save the internet, BLAM THIS PIECE OF CRAP!

[philtrapp]

People dont realize this guy does this on purpose. He's making fun of rappers in general.

[danno700]

Thanks for this, Germany. No Weinachten for you this year.

[jaimezambo]

Those chicks need to take that money he gave them and buy themselves some goddamn hamburgers

[atomicbomba]

Aww .. he made a rap song about hw he got Griffeys for xmas. How special.

[nicktheclicker]

2:05 I love that "slap"

[illogicInk]

For much more likely manly swag, check out Boneman and the Bone of Justice on a date gone horribly, horribly wrong! Just click on my name and subscribe!

[deretsun]

From Cracked - "While singing "Merry Merry Christmas," Money Boy stuffs bills into the underwear of a stripper. It's particularly sad because until this point I had assumed they were at least acquaintances, but in a single act it's clear that Money Boy is spending Christmas with strippers and paying them to be there. Suddenly it's the saddest Christmas song I've ever heard."

I laughed so hard I damn near puked up a lung.

[rednut27]

oh the joyous product placement at 1.50 just makes everything that much more depressing

[ginytah]

king of hover hands would be a more appropriate name

[EnemyHero182]

the funniest part of this for me was the verses in german aren't actually half bad. He should just stick with that and no english or anymore songs about xmas sex, or producing his own videos and staring in them for that matter. aside from all of that, he's the next falco :D

[TKDmidgit]

SWAG

[PerpetuallyHighPoet]

hahahahahaha what a LOSER

[friesregularsize]

I think this dude is celebrating the birth of Jesus.

[andycfox]

I feel like I have once again found my way into the weird part of youtube again, thanks cracked.

[derpreusse]

Did he just rhyme "steiger" with "swagger"?

[djsolegit]

UNTERSCHLAG!!!!!!!

[controlusplease1]

Its like a trainwreck... its so horrible and gruesome... but you just cant look away...

[Phoenixspin]

I hate to admit this but I liked this joint.

[Ninjesterai]

How did he get those girls to dance in his video?

He paid them in gum.

And by gum I mean meth amphetamine.

[DarkGarud]

Read and watched this on cracked, and then I was curious to see what the Youtube community was saying about it. 1768 is the amount of fake Youtube accounts this guys mother made to give the video more likes.

[NeedMedicalAttention]

wtf did i just watch? dam cracked be taking me to sum of the strangest shit!!!

[halfmanhalfmetal]

Germany, no! You are not allowed to do rap music! Just... NO!

[seriousguynogames3]

I love how he neatly tucks the $20 into her panties, finishing it off with a gentle tap.

[NickieMonee]

Well they do say Christmas is better with 2 crack whores and a pair of nikes:)

[foliefly]

This is the best song in the entire world ever.

[myvoiceismypass]

why can't you splash the white girl, whys it always gotta be the black girl getting splashed with grape drank?

[rjd210]

This is so bad it's good.

[Hardwyre]

Holy fuck. Dude, you could have at least given everyone some vodka so they would be a little loosened up. You all look fucking miserable to be there.

[childofares]

Gee he really went all out buying that Wal-Mart brand bra and panty set.Did I see wrong or was there still a friggin price tag on one of them?! I'm scarred enough that I am physically and mentally unable to rewatch and find out.

[ALLME4EVER]

everyone looks so awkward :/

[DemericktheJuggalo]

He gives her a bra?

The fuck?

We should never let foreigners have words like swag...

[doeper]

Nice to know that even the homeless get a little love during the holidays.

[niltzzen]

I can feel the holiday spirit now money boy!! Yes that is sarcasm.

[skylociraptor]

The most amazing part of this is that he found two hot chicks that would actually be in the video with him. And did you notice, they never really touched his lap? XD

[ChildrenofAmory]

This is THE worst thing to come out of Germany, and that includes the Third Reich.

[punisher433]

he looks like a white suburban kid who thinks he is black

[mylanzen]

OMGGGG LMFAOO Jingle Bell Swag!!!

[Lerky]

I hate you, I hate your music. I hate your name. I hate your dumb fucking lisp. I hate those 2 rape victims you found. I hate that you think you have swag. I hate that you have no rythm. I hate that you will still be alive long after I post this.

[germanmartinez1994]

CRACKED

[DeceptiveMoth]

I hope you die.

[TagRation]

What kind of a sick fuck would do this?

[jjjohnjr24]

dude. pancakes and syrup

[pro272727]

You made baby Jesus cry.

[bombthecherry]

When I loaded this video it was already muted. I think Youtube was trying to save me.

[JRAMBOXL]

He has the fucking sawg of a crippled...

[JRAMBOXL]

How do you sound like shite WITH auto-tune on?

[Raptr1]

You look like Macaulay Culkin, if he got hit in the face with a shovel and decided to become a rapper. Also for future reference you shouldn't just hire the first two hookers you see. The ones who don't look like trannys are in the back.

[MsMaritya]

Chavs should never make music.

[jrashe21]

This video is full of awkward moments and the yellowest teeth this side of the Mississippi. Whoa.

[girlygirlmommy1]

I hope he's joking....

[alexj897]

Cracked sent me here, and this is pretty much the greatest thing i have ever seen.

[EmmaLouiseShe]

oh my god.

[Bagelboy615]

Lol @ 2:06 - 2:08 .. wipe off that tranny's left-over smegma on your lap.

[matthewjamal]

i think the people that liked it SOMEHOW blocked his voice out and dug the beat. lol

[selfinflcted09]

this shit gives new meaning to the word SUCKS

[Bvenged505]

0:08 - 0:25 What... What the hell are they doing? Dancing? Really? I've seen better dancing by non-Newtonian fluids (You just got nerded).

[Aceticacidplease]

... I can't even come up with anything to say.

[camronm21]

I'm glad they let the special kids make videos too.

[BoxofMonkeyBrains]

Ahh. So that is where my other oompa loompa went.

[mgraiziger]

Wow, this guy has 1700 Youtube accounts. That's commitment.

[thatonedude243]

I believe this song is a parody unto itself.

[xRequiem666]

I used to have a thing for German men..

not anymore...

[PvtButterballs]

This was so bad, it's almost good...

[MofGee]

geilste stelle is 3:26 :D



[m3talfreek]

Wow, this is hilarious, pathetic, terrifying and somehow enjoyable at the same time. Impressive feat, sir. For a terrible rap song, I somehow couldn't turn it off.

[123xxaveryxx]

This made me cry. Retarded guy, 2 gross hookers, and that just then there's the music ...It's all very painful. 

[UltimateEnd622]

This is so horrible that it's hilarious.

[FailTom]

I've seen rape victims and their attackers who look more comfortable around each other than this guy and the women in this video.

[BitchinnShoes07]

@FailTom the black lady appears to be having fun.

[rustynail2112]

I think I just found the soundtrack to my next Christmas...

[TheTubeHatesYou]

Gott in Himmel!! Vas ist das?!

[TheWatchernator]

C'mon guys, it's not nice to make fun of retarded people. (

or is 'mentally challenged' the PC term nowadays?)

[DuhhMuffin]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­.

That's the whitest guy ever

[MrAngelgreb]

I like the human trafficked women in the video.

[sargentpil]

Diese Fresse, unglaublich das er denkt er hätte erfolg...

[38MJA]

The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come warns of spending the holidays with cheap German hookers

[TheWorldsStage]

German's invasion of Poland was less offensive than this shit

[s666uk]

@TheWorldsStage LOL!

[CorneliusMcGee]

@TheWorldsStage I was trying to think of something along those lines but it's a good thing I scrolled to see I was beaten to the punch. Germany is a failure.

[Puschit1]

Das ist so schlecht, daß sich Cracked drüber lustig gemacht hat^^.

Cracked ist auch der einzige Grund, warum ich überhaupt auf diesen Müll gestoßen bin. Was für ein Vollspast, dieser "Money Boy". Der freut sich wie ein kleines Kind, als ihm die alte da aufm Schoß sitzt ... weil er außerhalb dieses Videos weder Frauen noch Geld hat.

[mattBLACKpunk]

@Puschit1 Ich bin auch durch Cracked hier^^

[MasturCeef117]

Best music video I have ever seen.

[LOLkindl3]

Hab dich abonniert supergeil einfach nur^^

*kotz*

Für den Satz muss ich mich erschießen...

[LingWiii]

"Ich steh auf Eis wie ein Hockeyspieler" Also der war gut! :)

[justinkkug]

wer sich verklickt hat,daumen hoch !!!!!

[japandliesa]

Ich hatte eigl gedacht, dass seine Tracks so schlecht sind, sodass nicht mal Autotune sie noch mehr verkacken kann. Aber.....

[bohicetea1]

also ich muss sagen, dass ich alles andere als ein fan von rap und hiphop bin

aber von all diesem rap hiphop krams, ist dashier eines der wenigen liedern die ich irgendwie gut finde xD

[troublemaker615]

halts maul king

[KingBeatzz3]

hey trouble

[troublemaker615]

Der Nachname meines Lamborghini ist GALLARDO !!!

XDDDD

[KingBeatzz3]

ich muss ma pissen

[KingBeatzz3]

GAY :D

[1993Racer]

mit den gantzen votox nutten :D

[DieSimsFun]

Daumen hoch wenn du Mitleid mit dem Autotune hast :D

[MrBluueSky]

hahaha frexinet?

[ascenator]

LOL!

Widerstand ist SWAGLOS!

LOL!

[verpeila2]

das einzig geile an den videos sind die bitches