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From: BigHavener86
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  • hahaha dude i watched this whole vid...the best part was when u said u were talkin to producers for beats, well check my shit out i got 100 beats droppin at the end of the year.

  • LOL I'm at my security job right now, so fuckin sick of this job I typed in 'fuck this job' on here and this showed up....awesome....still hate this job lol

  • @mackles Lmao thats awesome! i got 2 other security job videos "Hey its casual friday fuck off" and "Officer havener this is your final write up"

    

  • @BigHavener86 You wanna hear some shit? I was the on-site supervisor at a mall. Office coscksucker says"We've got complaints from 8 women that you've been sexually harassing them, we've done an extensive investigation, and we're gonna have to fire you". Me: "Extensive? No one ever contacted me". Cocksucker: "Sorry, you're fired- the Denver Police will now escort you off the property".

  • @publicatdamagnificen Wow thats insane...

  • @BigHavener86 True story. After they fired me, they hired the office mgr's nephew as the new security supervisor. I got a case with the EEOC regarding them right now!

  • @publicatdamagnificen DAMn! Yeah Ive seen a security supervisor get fucked over like that too. damn shame

  • The same A-Holes that are your so called bosses they tell you you can't do this or you can't do that ARE DOING THE SAME FUCKING THING'S THEIR TELLING YOU NOT TO DO...THEIR A BUNCH OF MOTHER FUCKING HIPPACRITS.... They say i'm the boss i can do whatever i want....BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH... FUCK THOSE BITCHES !!!!!

  • Yeah...I don't kiss anybodies Ass anymore...they can go FUCK themselves....I'f i personally don't have some form of control...I will loss interest very very fast.....

  • fuck hat shit standing in one place suck and i had back prob i left that shit quick

  • LOL!!

  • go into information Technology.. it works for me :) pays good too.. I think im staying here

  • uhh Cares.

  • quite your job, start a fight club

  • bro hilarious !!!!

  • minimum wage now in Florida is $7.25

  • "So by the time that we call them, your pussy has already been penetrated" CLASSIC!

  • you cus too much but your funny as fuck -observe and report- security gaurds are scare crows that dont scare anybody.

  • 12 people are rapists

  • Ahhhhh YUP!

  • yeah im subin. im higher then the clouds im so glad i ran in to this video i replayed it like 5 times your so funnie.and it helps that your not to bad to look out

  • yeah im subin, your hilarious im high then the clouds and this has me dying...and your not to bad to look :)~

  • You Dont Even Get Pepper Spray?

  • I was thinking of becoming a security guard. But that is bullshit.

  • @WhoaKaela its actually pretty cool job. Just sneak a book in and dont get caught. You can do alot of productive shit on down time when your manager isnt looking.

  • LOL

  • u should be ashamed. there are people that cant find a job and there are people like you that bitch about every little shit.

  • @Funabdul that's hilarious. I had 3 other job opportunities... Plus I get military money for serving my country. I guess these people you speak of lack ambition.

  • Why do i get your stupid fucking bullitens ? your not funny cool or interesting your a fucking peice of shit

  • this guy iz awsome

  • Jesus id hate to hear your "I fucking quit working at McDonalds" rant.

  • fuckin brilliant you should drink on that job

  • $10/hr damn up here in Canada they pay $18-20/hr for security job...but the description u give for a security job is pretty much the same :/

  • @lilmizzLoViN yeah I'm going for armed security when I get home from Egypt. I can get paid 20-25$

  • Im talkin to you Mark!

  • AHAHAHHA dude! Security guard myself for a while... quit dat shit.. its EXACTLY how you described it... except here in NJ at least if i SAW a crime getting committed i could attempt to stop it but with " controlled force" after a bunch of bullshit of people promising me better bay, more workdays and on a schedule i could go to college with, and never delivered, i was like " FOCK DIS, I QUIT BITCH" and now the taxpayers are feeding me =D

  • @jameskirkajfa government cash!!!!

  • @BigHavener86 Hell yeah!

  • must of been more to the job then sitting there looking at a white wall. I would gladly take that job

  • hahaha so fkking funny :P i subscribe, looking forward for more!

  • Fuck that, I work unarmed security. All I do is watch vids like this when I'm at work. You should get a job at a college, no one expects anything form us. I love it.

  • @supermastergod I'll look into it lmao

  • Nice

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  • kinda funny u try too hard at times

  • You got a wide mouth. I'm just saying, don't mean nothing by it.

  • @DONDIVA1969 LOL wide mouth? RAHHHH! :--0

  • J.O.B. = Just Over Broke

    TRUTH!!!!

  • the moral of the story is ,,If you see a random bitch getting raped ,,DO SOMETHING ! Before the pussy gets penetrated...Just make sure you're not on the clock.Because intentionally putting yourself in harms way 'could' potentially cost the company if you get hurt or killed. man? that's some shit,,huh.those are 7-eleven\convenient store rules.

  • yo this shit had me dying you need to shop this please im going through the same shit

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  • Wow those security bosses are stupid arsholes....PC shit has gone ridiculous if you aint meant to do anything when a chick is raped...whats the use of security if you gotta get the police and do nothing?

  • @Geddajunior Real talk, it is fucked up but if you think about it they just opened a door for the unemployed lazy bums out there that want to get paid without doing shit...If money didnt rule the world maybe people wouldnt think of such things

  • Kid.. what i would do.. Take my MP3 player, listen to it and learn a new language... there.. you can still look attentive and learn while "working". GRIND!

  • @grindhousepornking sounds like a plan.. i heard languages are easier to learn that way

  • I think its every mans job to take care of a rapist. I can garentee if I saw a women being raped I would grab the nearest steel object walk up to the guy beat im in back of the head and then jam the steel object up his ass hole and yell at him "Hows it feel to have an object you dont want jammed up inside of you FUCKER!"

  • realism 101 right here, you should be some kinda fuckin life coach,

  • Lmao, sounds like what you do is what we do in the army hahah.

  • @bddblade Lmfao... I'm in the NG... don't get me started on the bullshit that goes on there.

  • @bddblade He's right about these security issues, We all know of the case where a 15 year old gilr was mugged and beaten by other girls at a tube station and the two security guards stood right beside them and did nothing because they have this No interference policy for fear of litigation, Fucking disgraceful, only in America... I hate all this fucking political correctness bullshit we have to endure these days. Fuck this system..

  • LMAO @ this!

  • holy crap that sucks!!! I'd take a 9mm and just hid it. lol

  • question..why you refering to a rape victim as a bitch??

    Do you know tht in Australia you can get 25-30 dollars an hour as a security guard...bahahahah 10 dollars an hour.

    dude your an angry man

  • @bigfella11 it's entertainment. I'm a happy man but I like pointing out the dumb shit in the world. We can get 25-30 here too and that's what I'm looking for.

  • WOW this was really funny man for real

  • Best video ever!!!! Yes!!!

  • Hahah you're so awesome! And yeah, if you see a girl getting raped you better help... duhh! Common sense, and thank god you have it.

    P.S. Come work with me lol you'd be my eye candy. (;

  • Lol hav u a funny dude

  • I wanna bone u!.. :p Lmao

  • @Moniquinha87 I don't blame you!

  • @BigHavener86 Lmao you would say some shit like that haha .um WINNER

  • WINNER! ^5''s for reading on the job! ;0)>~

  • WINNER!!!!

  • lol

  • LMAO @ 4:40

  • WOW.. HAHAHA!!! Nice Video.. that job SUCKED!

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