Mas Selamat Kastari - Toilet escape Video

[meythee001]

HMMM ! MEREPEK VIDEO NI !

[amanishaynabelle]

in islam,theres a term called jihad. go check out what is jihad.

[guguy00]

Mas Selamat made 125 accounts.

[jajj56]

After Mas Selamat is used by someone as toilet paper than he turn from Malay to Indian lol XD

[AIDEONG]

in every religion, there are 2 groups. Neutral and extremist. extremist are the terrorist and the neutral are normal people. In case you haven't notice, the muslim religion didn't form an army to take over the world. Do you know what you say about the muslims is very hurtful? you affect the feeling of the neutral party but the extremist don't seem to care

[GalaxyLdragoX]

FIRST things first,how is he gonna go into the toilet bowl??

[xIegionx]

It was most likely the Musims in singapore who let him out. an inside job

[yamaHAZIQ]

@xIegionx stupid asshole .

[xIegionx]

@yamaHAZIQ That's what the singapore gov said. They suck

[Glargonboy2]

hahahahahahahahahaha:-0

[FIR93171]

CAN ALL OF U JUST STOP BEING A RACIST AND STOP SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT OTHER RELIGIONS!!!! WE ARE ALL HUMANS AND WE ALL BELIEVE IN DIFF THINGS SO IF U BELIEVE IN JESUS THEN U BELIEVE AND IF I BELIEVE IN ALLAH I WILL BELIEVE!!!!!SO STOP IT WE SHOULD ALL BE HARMONY NOW!!!!!

[craveyew]

u look like mas selamat

[Zadhonam]

Wadever.. U guys were dere rite when jeus rite down the bible.. I wasnt dere, dats y i dont believe at all.. Pls, give respect my religious.. This is so called human begins? Such a disgraceful bunch of inhuman beign.. Go hang yrself like how yr jeus hanging at the church rite now.. Bunch of morons

[explainingwhy]

Muslim leaders [kings & presidents & all] must learn to know the truth about jihadism that evil men take advantage of & became imams to use the name of Allah in vain TO USURP AUTHORITY by riotings through encouraging jihadism so that they become the imams RULING their countries by sharia laws.

READ ABOUT SUCH EVIL MEN[MUHAMMADANS] @wwwfaithfreedom org

AMEN=TRULY only IN JESUS,

but not with MohamMAD who had confessed lying to Allah that he fabricated the Quran~MUHAMMAD (Al-Tabari 6:111)[2

[money5551000]

...

[explainingwhy]

IS THIS HOW A PROPHET SHOULD BEHAVE:

1] Muhammad 53 married a babywife Aisha 6?

Read Haddith of Aisha:Vol 7, Bk 62, No 64;

2] Muhammad put his head upon the thighs of his MENSTRUATING babywife Aisha?

Read SUNAN ABU-DAWUD: Purification (Kitab Al-Taharah) Bk 1, Number 0270 &

3] Muhammad, after having sexual activities with his many wives[30], went to masjid to recite prayers WITH HIS CLOTH STAINED WITH SEMEN?

Read SAHIH BUKHARI,Bk 4 Vol 1 No 229 & 231.

VERIFY:w w w answering-islam org

[MrJiky89]

@explainingwhy ur wrong..islam hav many different kind of way..but they dunno which is the right path to islam..for example,christian..from wat i see theres jesus the god,jesus the slave n jesus the king..so which one of this religion r u gonna believe?im not insulting christian but i juz wanna make things right..n i hope u wil understand wat im tryin to say..

[explainingwhy]

@786Ykhan

SHARIA MISUNDERSTOOD when you -Muslims- are FOOLISH ENOUGH not to understand the Covenants of Allah!

1] DO YOU KNOW WHAT ARE THE COVENANTS OF ALLAH?

2] WHERE IS THE COVENANT GIVEN TO MUHAMMAD & WHO HAD WITNESSED THE GIVING OF THIS COVENANT TO MUHAMMAD?

3] WHERE IS THE SHARIA -that is the 5 books of Moses in the Old Testament[Holy Bible] covering the Covenant- in Quran?

A COVENANT COMES WITH A TESTAMENT HAVING THE LAW OF GOD. The Quran has no testament.

HENCE MUHAMMAD LIED.

AMEN

[lian4119]

thumbs up if you know that he escaped AGAIN

[Leapertorn]

eat sai lah anyway thanks!!!!!! very much for the real voice1!!!

[atreyu1995]

Fucking lame lah go delete lah butoh

[oscarsrist]

lame la



[ARTKOREflix]

damn his English is better than those guards.

[Ryukendo321]

Useful training for terrorists?

[heattheevil]

stfu and just escape

[2365254]

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[MrBobable]

No wonder he planned to bomb Singapore and Malaysia -.-

people are mocking him!!

[SBS9067A]

99 people are police.

[Mantiiez94]

@SBS9067A Troll are always a troll.

[MrTobi2468]

ha-li-lu-yah lol

[stgl1987]

omg, the voice so monotone!

[ookey25]

wth.

[eusebiusalexander]

get a life.

[cloneewars344]

ill

[jovitheman]

i think he flush himself down okay?

[dragslayer3]

im indian but born in singapore and p5

MAS SELAMAT

your escape through the toilet bowl got foiled...XD

[jovitheman]

@dragslayer3 primary 5?

[dragslayer3]

@jovitheman yea

[jovitheman]

@dragslayer3 lololol no need to boost about being an indian

[BigBangTiaraSNSD]

haha so funny leh

"world of toilet paper"

hahaha

[benjamin6338]

LOL....i'll escape TROUGH the toilet bowl

[redlaValle]

go fucking die your mother fukcing terrorist. rodents on earth. eliminate all. rentokill

[cannonguy123]

The toilet bowl is his way to freedom lol

[spartand001]

mas selamat= microsoft mike

[lansky34]

hahahahaha. lol

[rs4384]

arby is talking

[darthvenom30567]

lol is that arby talkin

[ilovemingzhou]

freaky scary !!! lol

[SBS9067A]

I wonder why is his voice different?

[xxrrxx2002]

LOL!

[super1693]

still remember ,the fbi wants thailand to watch thailand to watch over this child rapist,in a months time,the ang moh is capture by thailand government

[super1693]

sometime i really respect countries like malaysia,indonesia and thailand.they can catch international terrorist or international crime leader so efficiently even their countries r big.this is call efficiency!!

[harttiff]

how did u get the lips to speaks? ... i suspected u're one of the JI member in the creation of this highly classified video clip.

[Tiyong55]

lol microsoft sam?

[SweetStiick]

lawl

[mib93n]

sounds like stephen hawking...

[Daryl757]

fxck you larh .

[diliprai]

this is what going to happen to mas selamat.

watch the video-->"way of the gurkha warrior'

and you find out

[dragon300030]

lame sia AbelisLove like ah gua sia

[applish]

buki mah

[HappyL0lip0p]

This is damn lame sia

[swj81946353]

lame

[MaxYScoopeR]

HAHAH

[dlze2001]

LoL  0:56

[ssqqwwer]

stfu this is stupid

[XaBc123cBaX]

lame

[dracofalco]

???

[goodhavelove]

kan ni nah jibai lame

[HeavenQuab]

y does he sound like arbiter from arby n the chief series?

[ThePetLovers]

HAHA LOL!!

[Flychicken595]

BOO!!=( tis is so lame!!!

[fiyfee]

LAME!!

[CuteTeddyS]

if mas selamat watch this video he will kill u all

[MrBenCai]

apparently, he is locked up now and i dont think he can escape the second time... eh.. at least not using toilet papers..

[McrDrummmer]

fuck mas selamat, fuck the terrorists

[logmeindog]

@CuteTeddyS: no he wont he's too busy fucking his mom

[columbus8585]

@CuteTeddyS he will kill us until we die from it! lol!

[johnwxh30]

No more nonsense. Send him to the gallows!

[RuneHydro777]

so static... so lame.... =.=

[arielrainielin]

OMG! so freaky! his face so scary moving like that!

[hanakurachan]

i guess you used some computerised sound like besta dictionary? lols... :D

[eeluv102]

lol

[FunkyJeffHardy]

LOL!!! So freaky!!! yet funny!!!

[sindude300]

Haha i keep laughing hahaha 5*

[823341211996]

SHUT UP la

[peeweemen1]

no doraemon he was caught in johor sleeping under a tree

[Skyl527]

this is idiotic yet funny

[shaalomalom]

This is so stupid i cnt undersstand why someone would waste their time making this !

[lamedar]

lame la bo liao put this in youtube

[dewyeyed]

This effect is very interesting, creepy

[De4thFl4meZ]

he edited the pic using a program called crazytalk

[xdxdx24]

why didnt he have a mic?

[DXSpongeBob]

TOILET BREAK!

NOT

PRISON BREAK!

[Doraemon423]

he was caught on april's fool's day, at his cousin's house in johor.

[hottieboi2]

a speech??!!! LOL!

[mysis09]

boring!

[rsteaman]

fuck nothin funny

[CaThErInE1100]

lol...

[mohdis1972]

He is a genius to escape.I doubt any of u can so salute him.

[codeadam015]

COOL! haha.

:)

[kensim28]

What Program did he use?

[amar54]

he used speach it is found in control pannel

[kensim28]

I meant the lip-sync program.

[veenamariekaur]

why lame so funny la

wipe backside ????

thats a lame trick(

(boring video)

[08maplesea80]

grow up kid~

[fiqi369]

stupid mas selamat

[ertzg2]

until someone uses me as toilet paper to wipe their back side! so dam funny

but mas selamat is dead!!! who can jump down 3 storyz and not get seen by police police dogs and cctvs then get over the electrified barbed wire fence?? and get a way in just 2 hours ?? must have died

[XDarkSinZ]

he was caught at johor at 1st april -.-

[meiqing123]

REALLY?! until today den i noe omg =3=''

[PlseScowlMore]

Lame? This video or Singapore's Home Affairs' security lapse?

[weide86]

lame la

[thelonepotato]

waste of time

[dangerboi27]

retard....

[xiia0ogerr91]

so e super LaMmEeeeeeeeeeeeeZzzzzzzzzzzz.­......

[ultravox557]

lammmmee

[noska8erkid]

lame

[deltaforcexxx]

which program did you use to make this video??? i like the 3-D sprite effect of the face.

[Joes0312]

LOL!!!!!LOL!!!!!

[SexkittenLina]

this is retarded...

[BlackArrows272]

God is great! Hallelujah! LOL

[deaddX]

LOL OMPUTER SOUND. LOL OLO LLO L OL

[fraller]

OMG that is so so retarded. How can u compare arrestinf murderers with terrorist? You fail eng or very bad at gp? Can even comprehend. Yes terrorists can kill hundreds, but that has no link with SPF being lousy or what weakness shit u have been talking about. It's not like Mas selamat is the only terrorist. If he hadn't escape, other terorist still can attack and kill hundreds. Retarded eh u, lawrenceshenxiong?

[xinpoh99]

mas selamat now still in hell having coffee

[sadnesslove]

the way the person hu make the voice for this video would be realli disgusting

[fraller]

haha lawrenceshenxiong you practically have no sense in what u think. Just because of one lapses u said that SPF has exposed its weakness? lol.. yes it has shown that SPF is capable of having lapses because it is ran by humans afterall and yes, mas selamat made an easy escape. but to think that that is a weakness? it's so not true. Think about how many criminals they have arrested and how many crimes they have solved. you're just retarded.

[lawrenceshenxiong]

A murderer kills one life at a time. A terrorist can kill hundreds of lives at a time. How many murderer they have to arrest to make up this terrorist escape? Now, who is retarded?

[fraller]

OMG that is so so retarded. How can u compare arresting murderers with terrorist? You fail eng or are you very bad at gp? Can't even comprehend. Yes terrorists can kill hundreds, but that has no link with SPF being lousy or what weakness shit u have been talking about. It's not like Mas selamat is the only terrorist. If he hadn't escape, other terorist still can attack and kill hundreds. Retarded eh u, lawrenceshenxiong?

[lawrenceshenxiong]

You are the retarded comparing this lapse with the many criminals that SPF have arrested. This lapse has become a world joke and you still so cocky about the many crimes SPF has solved. Yes, SPF is ran by humans, so is Mas Selamat. You retarded has no shame at all. I feel shame for you fraller.

[f1frenzy]

please stop the dispute anyway mas selamat could have been dead by now!

[fraller]

haha. OMG.. lawrenceshenxiong you have such lousy skills at comprehension and argumentation. This lapse may be a joke, but i can say that there're worse lapses out there in police force of other countries. This is like a peanut to them. Typical shortsighted singaporeans *like yourself* only look at such incidents (which happen once in a blue moon)and gave the force a death penalty. Our police force is one of the first in the world. AND MAS SELAMAT IS NOT RAN (so funny) BY HUMANS.

[lawrenceshenxiong]

You are saying Mas selamat is not a human? Fraller, you have no sense of what you are talking about. If the police like you, only good in argumentation, then it is not difficult to understand why a limping criminal without weapon and tool can escape effortlessly and quietly from the detention barrack under one of the world best police escort. You are absolutely right, its indeed funny.

[fraller]

EVERYBODY I TOLD U LAWRENCESHENXIONG IS RETARDED. Your superb comprehension skills have made u think that i say MAs Selamat is not a human. I mean like, ya.. this is indeed a hard question that we should ponder. It is sure not easy to see if Mas Selamat is a human or is he not. And you are ALWAYS not answering to the question. FAIL GP AND ENGLISH RIGHT..

[lawrenceshenxiong]

Everybody you told must be your retarded friends like you. Always try to avoid the main subject of this video clip 'Mas Selamat Toilet Escape'. No one is scared of your good GP and English. By the way, your spelling and grammar are like shit. Wonder which stupid school passed your GP and English.

[pigchopp]

LOL! fraller u fail. No life NERD who thinks everything as interpretation is towards the key to understanding an concept behind a message. U suck dick~! This was pretty good and Mas Selamat OWNS ALL~! He and his muslim suicide bombers will bomb your shit worl best police escort and you F@GITOS DOWN IN THE F@GITO HOLE~!

[lawrenceshenxiong]

Thanks to Mas Selamat for exposing the weakness of the Singapore Police Force, that spent a lot of the tax payer's money.

[Pwnzalot92]

HAHAHAHAHA! This is fucking funny. What a thread.

[Crissblood]

Mas Selamat , if he is still in Singapore , he would be dead unless someone is hiding him . There is no way he can survive on his own in Singapore's forage . Theres no food for him . Only retards would think he is still alive in Singapore .

[an19romeo]

you are rite dude.

[Emily221]

i think mas selamat is dead..

[x3iLOVEjoey]

._. some people said that the police had killed him in secret.

It's confusing, really.

[solomento]

its comedy!

[sk8boarder125]

I think mas selemat is dead

[ImNoobA1]

he still alive

[jasonjtwl]

idiot he didnt escape through the toilet bowl he escaped through the ungirlled window stupid

[ImNoobA1]

you're such a lame!!!fuck u!!

This escape is real noob

[CloudEX52]

not very good......

but for fact, mas salamat dis aready...

i am not kidding

[chliq]

mas selam selam.

[verojia]

Hahahah esta buenisimo...haha dou you hate your nme?? really? hahaha my mom though that he was talking..!!!

[Manwacker]

lol

[HenryWindgates]

To all those people who said that Mas Selamat shouldn't be made fun of and that he should be respected. I say to you, are you suffering from some kind of Stockholm Syndrome or maybe a sympathizer for the Jemaah Islamiyah?

Seriously, think about the safety of your own family and your own home. Do you want a terrorist to destroy them? And lastly, this is just a joke, take a chill pill for pete's sake.

[TheEndNears]

For Americans:MAS SELEMAT IS A FUCKING TERRORIST.

To Singaporeans:Mas Selemat is possibly dead.

his like missing for Days(lack of water and food). If he is alive, it means some one is giving him food and water and hiding him.

[TheEndNears]

For those Americans:Mas Selemat IS A FUCKING TERRORIST.

[s8820199z]

lol

A false flag operation? the gvnt is seriously americanizing the country. Oh god.

what is its agenda i wonder? huhuhu

[DrummerRachel]

lol..i cant even pronunce his new name..old name:mas selam selam.....selam...shit

[cutegal253]

is this real????

[xXBlackxRebelXx]

are you stupid????

[cutegal253]

wad about u? huh? say people say urself.

[xXBlackxRebelXx]

lol I say you're Chinese but I'm still Indian.

[boxme000]

i wonder how and where Mas Selamat is.My father say he could been dead by now.

[chezeez]

same here

[cheesemintpizza]

me 2

[fr0m2morrow]

der moar u guys say hes dead... the more other JI terrorist will read this post and noe that mas selamat is dead....

[beetlejuz]

only dumb ass will believe he had escape...logic will tell u that he had transform into a shit and went down 6 feet underground to camouflage.Moral of the story is.; "coinsidenly" he is xpecting family members to visit him.."coinsidenly" the toilet had a window.."coinsidenly" the cctv is out of service.."coinsidenly" the place is under renovation.."coinsidenly" the guard wait outside the toilet for him to escape.."coinsidenly" he is still at a missing person..what a wonderfool world this is....

[TechCrobeQX]

What kind of crap are you talking ?

'coinsidenly'? LMAO.

[Sc0lopendra]

Once the case is closed, i suggest we make a REAL LIFE "Prison Break" show, Singapore version about Mas Selamat Bin Kastari before his arrest, his life in the Whitley Detention Barrack, as well as his life after escaping from there...

[lostsightofvehicle]

its not funny at all!

[HowdieKazama]

Ehhhhh kau ingat apa...RAJA ke ape...huh.....jawab i curse you to go to HELL

[SelamDalam2]

U ARE NOT ALLOW TO KILL ANY POW!!!

How you do it? cute!