SMBC Theater - Heavenly Love

[JCnCP]

lol that is great well LA DI DA ha ha ha

[TripleDimensional]

Lol. Look at the credits underneath the video.

[MadeOfCATS]

Well according to my priest, Mary was actually like 12.

That makes it worse.

[gurkenhamster]

2:19 - 2:27 priceless!

[INTPTT]

Mary was engaged, not married.

[JoanuMostrafta]

So Zach is both an angel, and Jesus?

[memewaryr]

@JoanuMostrafta Well, yes. In the same way that James is God the Devil and the President. Makes sense to me. :P

[resoprint]

@JoanuMostrafta And a reporter. God too.

[MeursEurydice]

Love it!

Shame you guys missed the opportunity to mention that Mary was twelve years old when she was "visited" by Ja... I mean God.

Hence: "Nailing a hot, twelve-year-old chick!", it just has such a lovely ring to it!

[kenmoremusiclover]

116,116

[Battleschnodder]

that is reeeally confusing!

[GrayStudios]

Just a quick thing: She didn't have kids, and they were ENGAGED to be married. That's where the whole "Virgin Mary" thing comes in. Because she was a virgin. Funny video for sure, but videos that make fun of religion are funnier when all the facts are strait and it STILL sounds ridiculous.

[Dragon3593]

@GrayStudios I thought the virgin part was more to do with her being born without sin. The immaculate conception?

[GrayStudios]

@Dragon3593 Sort of, but it NOT ONLY makes clear that God did not "have sex" with her, but that she is in fact a virgin.

[Tomislav005]

@GrayStudios You can never have any solid facts on religion, so enjoy the parodies you get ;)

[upyours192]

@GrayStudios Actually she was originally just a young woman which got mistranslated to virgin. It's in the Bible so it's infallible so even if it's a mistranslation, it must still be true. :p

[JorealConners]

What. What did I just watch.

[G1itcher]

Well Laaa Deee Daaaa!

[MorbidRomantic666]

Reminds me of DarkMatter2525's stuff.

[TheMinxTail]

@MorbidRomantic666 Woot for Darkmatter!

[armegeddis]

Someone make a gif of 2:21-2:23!

[GLWillaims]

watch,dont fish and drive!

[StrawberryBoy100]

XD I love the weird little dance at the end.

[mcmac101592]

"Well, LAH! DEE! DAHH!"

[Fayanora]

Fuck her while she's sleeping, kill her child, and touch him on the penis!

[PanAndScanBuddy]

@Fayanora Nocturnal Mission!

[Pyromania37]

@Fayanora please tell me what scetch that is from.

[KoyalAlkor]

@Pyromania37 /watch?v=OTQnUTgLssI&feature=p­lcp&context=C34230faUAOEgsToPD­skI2aV-A6ON8VFzEwUQza58h

[Pizzachu1]

"It's in Leviticus!"

[wolfwolf43]

Go to sleep and touch him on the penis

[penfro]

Fabulous!

And millions of children are taught that the Abrahamic god as the source of morality. How stupid.

[DukeJohnson11]

ok new plan: Have sex with her whilst shes asleep, then touch me on the penis.

[part2themovie]

@DukeJohnson11 thumbs down, touch him on the penis

[murdok03]

you  should exercise your sick skills they're a bit out of wack these days

[Hisharu]

@vivaelphaba If you have to ask or decide if its offensive or not... simply don't be offended. The world would be a far happier place.

[PaperSoapy]

awesome

[Vartonn]

Laaaaa-diiii-daaaaah

[Vartonn]

Laaa-deeee-daaaaa

[MrBleachSama]

yeah suck it stupid christian and ur damn confusing dumbass religion

[vivaelphaba]

i'm not entirely sure if this is offensive or not...i think it is...

[13Yeared]

Man, God would be SO much cooler if he acted like this...

[Elephantintheroom01]

0:28 That's in Leviticus!!?

SMBC, i may need you as an expert whiteness at some point, soo keep your diary clear for the 31st of April

[Elephantintheroom01]

0:28 That's in Leviticus!!?

SMBC, i may need you as character whitenesses at some point, soo keep your diary clear for the 31st April.

[carolinelovesme]

I want Zach Weiner in my butthole.

[troubleontheline66]

Wow! A video that was in the Feature Video section that doesn't involve SxePhil, Shane Dawson, LisaNove (vomit), Shaytards, RayWilliamsJohnson (yawn), or KassemG.

It's about time they all fuck off and give someone else a chance.

[cwolly100]

Are you all using the name of God or

god(s)?

[phpDreamer]

500 years ago, you would have been burned at the stake for this... XD

[RobotTickleFight]

@phpDreamer yes, not for the blasphemy though, but because producing and uploading YouTube videos was considered witchcraft then

[grande7777777]

ok, we will see. waahhaahahaaha

[oOButcheROo]

Fuck u .. god will burn u in hell ! :@:@

[grande7777777]

Don't you Afraid The real God?

[RabdonFilms]

Shut up, grande, lrn 2 grammer.

[Ceylaxp]

@grande7777777 Do YOU afraid the real god? I don't afraid the real god. I don't afraid anything.

[xarliesp]

@Ceylaxp I think Ceylaxp is a pretty cool guy. eh writes on youtube and doesnt afraid of the real god...

[Ceylaxp]

@xarliesp What "of" mean?

[CaterpillarHero]

That was offensively hilarious.

[pliskn11]

lol, the little god dance at the end

[aika092]

Mary was like 13 years old :P

[zrogoszinski]

its not homicide. homicide is the act of a human killing another human. god is not human.

although if he is referring to the romans killing jesus then i guess its correct

[AdamGillett]

@zrogoszinski No, homicide is just the act of killing a human. You don't have to be a king to commit regicide, nor is pesticide performed by pests.

[georgepowell]

0:48 hahaha

[ISoundzLikeThis]

Lmao I've been to a catholic school all my

Life this is sooo fucking hilarious!!!

[erikanderson07]

Wow, not cool. Normally I really enjoy your videos but you crossed WAY over the line with this one. Dislike!

[EdgarTFriendly]

hehehehe fuckin' brilliant

[shill8989]

Funny, but not your best. Feels like the timing is a little off and James isn't looking right at Zack. Plus, Mary didn't have kids until after Jesus. Love the middle where they talk about how confusing the whole thing is.

[numberThree0703]

James' lack of acting ability is starting to grate on my nerves.

[jonesiex]

....hah!

[CafeAlpha]

You are SO going to hell for this, I love it!

[MrMmeter]

Nice, a real classy way to offend a bunch of humourless people. /like

[1aundulxaldin]

@MrMmeter

So all Xians are humourless, or just the ones you know of?

[danbittinger]

I LOL'D haha

[jerrymacoris]

"You are such a DICK, God!"

[krader93]

As much as I have loved your Jesus/God comics that poked fun at (?) Christianity, this one was just a little over the line...I don't think I laughed once. Now don't you forum people troll at this, I'm entitled to my opinion as well are you, so don't say I'm wrong. Congrats on your successful career, Zach, keep it up!

[4moralhazard]

[halfhearted compliment to ease into coming criticism] [thin-skinned critique] [observed proof of nonexistent sense of humor] [reverse-psychology challenge to the internets] [halfhearted compliment to make up for previous stupid statements]

[krader93]

@4moralhazard

Hahaha, now THAT was funny.

At least there's SOME trolls with a

sense of humor....

[MorganStack]

@4moralhazard Absolutely spot on. Fantastic.

[part2themovie]

@4moralhazard my kind of cynicism

[miksedene]

Heh, nice.

[technicallyabsurd]

Zach, you kind of look like a chick in his one. Not attacking your awesome manliness here, but your angel outfit and clean hair, it just...wow.

[MrMmeter]

....the dude with the beard?

[AndrewJN]

James has played Satan AND God? Someones going to Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllll

[DairunCates]

@AndrewJN He's also played the Lorax. Does that mean he's going to Dr. Seuss hell?

[fragelius]

@AndrewJN yeah read the bible jesus and lusifer are called morning star ;)

[AndrewJN]

Jesus is called that too? I knew Lucifer was but, not Jesus. Oh, delicious irony!

[sigurdgram]

that's not really irony, and I really doubt it's true regardless. and if it was, lucifer was the morning star, and he was the most powerful angel, best angel, etc. so here's jesus, lucifer's in hell, jesus is gonna be big dog on the clouds now, he's god's new right hand... why not give him the title? that's IF it's true.

[SoCalyankeefan]

CHRISTIANS ARE DILLUSIONAL

[CafeAlpha]

"DILLUSIONAL"

+1 from me for great misspelling!

[Monkeyboy92037]

how so?

[PoisonPeachPit]

I hope heaven doesn't actually have that music on loop for eternity.

[firefoxfag]

Does it really matter?

It's not as if it's actually possible to get there without going out in a blaze of fire, bullets and glory.

[pineapple2048]

@PoisonPeachPit I hope it does.

[AdamVsAccount]

I think Islam should be poked fun of next!

[firefoxfag]

Probably not a good idea.

Remember the caricatures?

Fucking hell, Denmark really got fucked from that.

Just goes to show that Islam truly is a religion of peace.

[misterknite]

hahaha James Ashby rules

[jetkid123]

HIlarious! Though it would've been funnier if God retorts at the end, "And how do you think HE was born? A great white elephant with six tusks came and pierced his mother's womb!?"

[86redbullseye]

i'm religious and i find this freaking hilarious :-D

[06371671]

One of the funniest videos yet!

[RattyRandnums]

So. Awesome.

[dannyboyfour]

SMBC theatre is incomprehensibly awesome

[kstar35]

keep up the great work guys! one of my favourites so far.

[commanderpow]

Well, I'm an atheist, so it's not like I'm particularly offended by this. At the same time, I think it's just so obvious and crudely done--honestly, this comes off more as a religion-bashing propaganda piece that phails at humor.

I miss genocidal, in-your-face baby-killing-eating Zach. Nice Zach just isn't funny.

[mattlohkamp]

if that's god, then it explains a lot.

[somercet1]

I'm a takin' votes: who else wants to molest Angel Zach?

[Totema1]

This is probably the most blasphemous thing you've ever produced. Probably. Congratulations!

[BoredInfidel]

What does God say after "it's in Leviticus"? God kind of mumbled xD

[1shishin]

"Well its a thing I Do..."

[bleachit42]

@TrippyhiPpychick728 Yes

[aika092]

Only let him stick the tip in, get pregnant, touch him on the penis.

[Dragonminder]

Makes a lot more sense than the "official" version!

[nenxe]

Gaha. Best in a while.

[GeneralZaroff]

Way better than the last one

[soulhunter4444]

"Well, what if I do it while she's asleep?"

"We just went over that!"

[rcota91]

I never knew blasphemy could be so funny.

[kyuubi571]

I fukken love these guys

[ment4lbre4kdown]

Funnier than it usually is, but I'd rather have more SMBC updates!

[bluhashmister]

love the dance at the end

[poutouellet]

I am purposely avoiding the comments on this one!

[xObscurexOmenx]

I absolutely loved the premise and writing, but somehow the delivery just didn't do it for me. The flow of the dialogue (and the dance thing at the end) just felt awkward, somehow, and the strange music in the background didn't really help. But it's a MAJOR improvement from the last video, imho.

/my two cents; feel free to disagree

[gruntowner]

"It's in Leviticus"

Awesome, lol

[Gig103]

Awesome, I love the end when God discusses all the "suicide, fratricide..." ways its bad. But does it anyway.

[TheCrimsonMind]

going to hell has never been funnier.

(im not religious)

[CurryCurry]

father the messiah, touch him on the penis.

[Implosiony]

"Divine Touch"

[Gwelphie]

this is the best portrayal of god EVER.

[tehpwningdude]

I dunno, the Dogma chick was pretty awesome.

[camf1991]

@SimWebb don't like it? Don't watch it

[SimWebb]

@camf1991

LIke @Funkmonk62, I did like it, just not as much as their other usually-excellent stuff.

[Funkmonk62]

@SimWebb

I really enjoyed this particular sketch (and most of their other religious ones) but I do agree that it's starting to get excessive.

[PaperSoapy]

ok, we get it, your a dickless troll who has no life and can't, for some unknown reason, find a way to stop a video and quit watching it, instead of being a complete douche, douche.

[SimWebb]

@PaperSoapy

Dude, chill. Did you even read my other comment?

And have you REALLY not had enough "Christianity is hypocritical" videos? Kinda an easy target, don't you think? And it gets old after the 8th time.

[nathanieltann]

Yeah. This one wasn't funny at all.

[Terlegon]

Best one yet guys!

[solanum667]

Zach obviously doesn't know Buddha that well, sleep-fucking and murder are 2 of the 8 paths.

[ElMostroBloggeante]

Blasphemy!!!... But still good

[Rattimsfriezz]

I would love to live in a world where James Ashby is my god.

[dynotaku]

I'm pretty sure Mary didn't already have other kids, as she is referred to as the Virgin Mary. Otherwise good stuff.

[greZZerg]

You trust a book written over 100 years after the fact to be completely truthful and not exaggerate things to make it sound better? (Also, I do believe there is something of a debate as to whether mary actually was a virgin.)

[4moralhazard]

@greZZerg Of course she was a virgin. She and every woman who suddenly got pregnant while dating a good Christian boy.

[FurryAR]

Buddha is an overrated employer. You get paid in cryptic aphorisms and have to abstain from X and Y at the drop of a hat.

On the bright side you can take as many naps as you want and women eat up the exoticism angle.

[bywordorbysword]

very funny but I didn't like the music the in the background, best part was "Is she gonna catch on fire?" "I DON'T KNOW, THAT'S WHY I'M GONNA DO IT AND FIND OUT!"

[whyohwhynousername]

This is exactly how I would act if I were god.

[dynotaku]

I'm pretty sure Mary didn't have any other kids than Jesus, though it's understandable that he'd overshadow any siblings.

[CyrikRiand]

Jesus had half brothers (And maybe sister?) Through his mother mary and their father Joseph.

[CyrikRiand]

Kinda lame imo. If you want this vid to be funny, watch it with captions. At 1:17 it says "You're going to bring the scientific 2000 years ago." for +1 internets!

[theninjacowboy]

So she has sex with her own son?

[AJMcSpiffy2]

This is up there on my list of favorites

[lagerbaer]

Say "La di da", then touch him on the penis.

[Metalcortaku]

This comment wins.

[praguepride]

Everything's better if she's asleep :D

[chowdaw]

the la-di-da and the little dance at the end was a little lame, didnt feel like it was vibing with god's attitude

[Riverakienmas]

Yeah, second that. It was kinda wierd.

Also, 0:15 there was a pause that I didn't like, I think Sachiel should've spoken faster.

Other than that, good vid! ;D

[SilvaRealmwalker]

@Riverakienmas:

Huh. Did not consider the possibility of Sachiel. I thought the angel was the ghost of Ezekiel. Your way makes a lot more sense.

[Fungo4]

yeah, not like jesus at the end of "Just a Theory"!

[sheepdean]

Wait, is Mary going to catch on fire when you have sex with her?

I DON'T KNOW

Guys, this is the best yet.

[rubiximus]

Oh the sacrilege, how beauteous.

[RupertAndCheese]

Oh man, awesome summary of Christianity.

[vivalacony]

Makes sense

[InspectorMustache]

I'm glad they finally stopped bleeping out words.

[rodhugginshammer]

meh

[LordVidra]

Jeez, I'm not that catholic I used to be, but even I know the flaws here. Like that "I don't know" line from God. God knows everything. D'uh! And"God created humans on god's form" means the soul, not the face. God is not a he or she.

Please remain to more human characters like everyday people, superheroes, etc. Those videos were much more funny and don't follow this: "Let's bash religion" cliché

[LordVidra]

Now feel free to add a minus to my previous long comment, because "we hate other peoples opinion".

[Theycallmetomu]

Only when they're wrong :P

[lagerbaer]

If Religion wasn't so hilarious, people wouldn't make jokes about it. You have to admit that fathering yourself and then having yourself sacrificed to appease yourself IS kinda funny.