Maury - You ARE the father dance

[demonethagreat]

women useing kids for a pay check...not on my watch

[purebloodprincess90]

boys u get mad cuz we kno who fathered our kids top hatin haters

[Malgorbia]

How rude of him to act that way to the fact that he has a kid. I feel bad for that child if they were to ever see this video.

[CappaTheGreat]

I wouldn't be dancing because...

1. You've made yourself look like a ho by going on NATIONAL TV to find out which of the dude(s) you screwed knocked me up.

2.Ole boy STILL might not pay child support...

[georgepotter428]

This vid is a favorite on Lilongwe

[CapnCaltron]

ITs hard not to be racist nowadays...

[spookdog187]

Now that is the dance of a paid woman..........

[fryejames12]

This video went viral on Washington D.C.

[veronhurde]

Son of a Punk!! It's not a boy!!

[Timstuff]

If you want to sow your seed, don't whine when you end up with sprouts.

[Xcyper33]

Sorry Draje >.<

[Psychology]

@Xcyper33 CE gamefaqs?

[MissPoppy1998]

thats what u get for not being protected! dumbass

[TheSharkshaw]

lol its like a game show to these people =/

[LisaSnicket]

he should move to a different state and change his name

[dogmanx88]

i find the "you are not the father" videos better. i hate seeing bitches win.

[mari0301]

@dogmanx88 YES YES! I TOO HATE BITCHES! THEM AND THEIR DESIRE TO BE HUMAN AND TO BE TREATED NICE!

[Linknot100]

the sad thing is the child, he has to live with the mistakes of his dumb parents who care only about money and themselfes

[muscleandtan]

If he doesn't pay child support nothing happens, lol. You don't go to jail for that.

[feepque]

Oh HELL NAW!

[lilscsey85]

loooool this lady is AWESOME she has got some smooth dancing moves there!!! xDDD

[Beatles0223]

Well, if dude doesn't want to pay child support, he shouldn't have let ol' dickey out of his pants. YOU PLAY, YOU PAY!

[ebbiesart]

someone needs to put music to this!!

[DontFriendInviteMe]

How does one get child support out of somebody who is on welfare?

[yearnin2learn]

ask grandma slick

[deviousman101]

all this could have been avoided with a condom. or as an even greater service to humanity, a Vasectomy

[jwhittle91]

stupid hood rat. only happy because she doesn't have to work.

[ricemachinegun]

i've always thought this show was really racsist, portraying mostly black people who don't want to pay child support

[TheZo4725lol]

that's not much of a "You are the father" dance that's more of a "I'm getting my child support" dance :D lmao.

[hellokitty7654321]

the child support dance

[DehydratedManatee]

"Wee beeze kingz n quEEnz. we bee Gyptiunz n sheeeiit"

HAHAHAHAHA. Whatever helps you sleep at night, you nappy headed monstrosities.

[Nearraen14]

Happy Father's Day!

[LaurenRenee0813x]

@Nearraen14 LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[RaveBeef]

ok.... so, black dudes, they can dance.

Black bitches... they cant.

[DocWyoming]

can we show these videos to some pro lifers.... perhaps they'll change their minds

[Beatles0223]

@DocWyoming I'll second that - enthusiastically!

[b1azer12]

Dude cute

[sexybj89]

This is why I LOOVVE America! LMFAOOOO!

[mferguson1281]

That kid is going to grow up to be just like them. Fucking pathetic.

[jakicevic]

I dreamed that Maury reads the results and he said-U ARE THE FATHER -The guy takes pistol and blows up his head...

[australianluver]

that bitch was tearing it up!!!:)

[King1559]

more like the "Imma Get Child Support" dance.

[xLuiKangx007]

First Touchdown dancers,then "not the fathers" dancers, now "you are the father" dancers

[MaroonStorm]

HAHA! should have kept your dick to yourself!

[onegaisti]

I think if the mother reacts like this it insinuates that she was a bit surprised with the results.

[hellokitty7654321]

lol child support dance

[zodiak650]

Why do country ass people bring kids into the world like this? If you're not married with a proper family then don't have kids and get an abortion. Why bring a child into the world that may never be shit in life because he doesn't have a proper family? These country people are dumb as fk, and the women are even dumber for not having abortions. LOL Besides all that these Maury clips are hilarious though!

[rushthezeppelin]

Somebody needs to make a "You are the Father" autotune ^_^

[Dolle28]

this show is sick - in a bad way

[kerryannbailey]

hahaha!

[Day2kfoxybrown]

" IN UR FACE!"

[Squall178]

men are dancing cause they dodge a bullet...that stupid bitch is dancing cause she got a fuckin headshot

[Mohamed518]

if that dance could be translated into words, it would say "i got you for the next 18 years bitch"

[Eiffel61]

women cant dance :D

[glovestrong48]

Guile's theme should be added to this.

He'll be a family man then.

[n00neimp0rtant]

This kid is gonna grow up and see this video and know how his father felt when he realized he was his/her father and shit is gonna get REAL

[Maj0ra]

hahahahahahah god, why would you dance about that shit?

[21sttnmemphis]

Maury: When it comes to 8 mth old Ernest Jr., Ernest, YOU ARE THE FATHER

Stupid bitch: Drop it out like it's out like in a video ho video

Please, like he got money to take care of this child.

[idonotwastenames]

hahahahah i love how if he says "you are not the father" it would be the opposite

[TheJeffhero]

LMAO some comments are so pathetic. MAN UP you losers that dont wanna pay. A lady dont make a baby by herself.

GET LIKE ME NIGGAS...get money!

u fuck u pay mutherfukers

ladies i apologize for loser comments

[Rhino1115]

she's just trying to copy off the you are not the father guy

except he danced because his life wasn't ruined by having to pay child support, she's dancing because she made someone that way

[afromasterchief]

wear a fucking connie, its not so hard

[hiphoplegend1]

ladies get your OWN money, stop trying to sponge off the next nigga

[randaahh]

@hiphoplegend1 hunny it takes 2 to tango, therefore both, the mother and father HAVE to take care of the child. its always about financial problems because the mother has a lot of responsibilities and wouldnt be able to do it on her own !

[hiphoplegend1]

@randaahh to me if she really loves her children then she might sometimes HAVE to do it on her own, more power to her if she does, but dancing around because you think your about to recieve something from the dad is just plain stupid to me

[Goshous]

@hiphoplegend1 If she really loves her children, she wouldn't waste time dealing with a guy would doesn't give a damn about them.

[randaahh]

@hiphoplegend1 yeah but if she really did love her kids and would do it on her own, why didnt she ? why did she go after the father ? maybe because she couldnt handle it on her own. a woman cant make a baby on her own therefore she cant take care of them on her own. i know for a fact if i had a baby and the father denied it, i'll be up in his face telling him he has to support his kids. so this dance is just showing that she's happy coz she proved to the guy that he is the father :)

[jg1029xx]

before i always thought they wanted the real father to actually physically take care of the baby but i guess not....fucking whores only want money...child support

smh

[espadan1]

now walk it na walk it ou nah walk it out

[btnheazy03]

@espadan1 blame it on the Ah-Ah-Ah-ALCOHOL blame it on the Ah-Ah AhAh-AhAh Ah Ah

[BlakMastachief]

sad thing is, shes only dancing because he has to pay child support, fucking sad

[Tsunat3z]

@BlakMastachief LOL

[chamblizi]

@BlakMastachief women are sad in general even if its not our baby we still get cursed out if that was me and it wont mine id runn out the building JUMP IN MY PICKUP TRUCK AND GO ONA FUCKING DRUNK HAPPY RANPAGE! and DONUT ALL OVER YOUR YARDS BITCH!

[BlakMastachief]

@chamblizi lmao, id pour grits on that bitch

[chamblizi]

@BlakMastachief lol

[neofriends]

@BlakMastachief Ever seen the show? The guys dance when not paternal, the women dance when the guy is paternal. Its kind of hilarious.

[ironmantis25]

@BlakMastachief

you are right, what more sad is all the people in the crowd that is cheering her on.

[Beatles0223]

@BlakMastachief Hey, you make the kid, be prepared to pay up.

[brandon123xdf]

@BlakMastachief Yeah and then they use all the money from child support at lashandas nail shop, and other shit for herself. fucking bitches......

[mjpitche]

@BlakMastachief The government will probably pay that because he'll disappear.

[torylivingston]

Chide saport! Chide saport! Chide saport!

[shawtygotteeth]

iRemeber That .

[DaGame1x]

lol