EAT YOUR GREENS!

[summersage77]

<3

[Michaelarias]

y u no finish uncharted? >:O

[Shcroth]

i love how he changes from 5 to 8

[soldseperately]

press 1 then 6 then 9 then 2

[Warmau5]

OH MY GOD I'M TALKING BOUT THE FOOD PYRAMID GET OUT OF MY LIFE

[benjiboypoo]

0:24 i would have gone

SHUT UP AND SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!!!!

[garrettparrish1]

Toby's talking about the food pyramid

at about 0:32 "Achievement unlocked; A Taste of Everything"

I shit bricks laughing

[Stupidjuice817]

@Thelperftw

Because he started playing terraria way efore he started playing minecraft... Duh.

[starseekerX7]

lol 0:31 achievement unlocked "a taste of everything"

[Thelperftw]

how come toby has a crap load of terrarias but the minecraft vids are only like half of the terrRaris total

[SIRRENITY6182]

0:11 i yelled HOLY CRAP WAT HAPPENED TO SENEMOI!? Or however u spell his name.... STOP JUDGING ME!!!

[TurtleClurp]

NO Toby my computers bout to die but i got to keep watching your vids wait no GOD DANG-

[FromTheWordsOf]

I love the way he laughs at all his own jokes.

[Pumpkinlolz001]

@Burntshmallow

AHHHH!!!! LITURATURE! I'M ALLERGIC TO LITERATURE!!!! ACHOO! Bwess me. Dude. Honestly? You're ranting about how stereo types are bad... And then you stereo type all over Toby's video! Not cool man... Not cool. PUMPKINZ OUT! peace off.

[ummiehummie]

@Pumpkinlolz001 That was epic win xD

[Pumpkinlolz001]

@ummiehummie thanks...

[j2pinkler]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.........­..... UR REPUBLICAN????

[MoonHawk98]

@TrixeyL33T I see what you did there.

[EJCoopsful]

I love you entirely. These nuggets are hilarious.

[trixeyL33T]

Vegetarian zombie: "GRAAAAIIIINNNSSS!"

[Smoshfans112]

We caught Osama!

[cakeme382]

@Smoshfans112 You're a little late -_-

[Smoshfans112]

@cakeme382 It was a reference to a Jake and Amir episode.

[stefoo123]

TOBY I JUST LOST RESPECT FOR YOU, Democrats want your money to better your education and health, and you fail to realize that when republicans want money to buy their new trampolines...... I thought you were better than that toby

[carapar114]

lol

[merrickv2028]

Toby laugh has convinced me that he is mental.....

[purdyboy63]

I love that he moves the player up and down when he laughs

[CheezWizification]

You should be a voice actor!

[MahaarFattal]

@CheezWizification Or just an actor.

[deej1011]

@CheezWizification I thought I read somewhere that he really WAS supposed to be a VA in an upcoming game, but not sure how valid or not that is...

[mstrblik]

politics....then the food pyramid......okay :D

[LitedPixel]

who knew toby is so awesome at horror games.....TOBY your a great man ....not even god and compare to you super-fi-cation-ma-fo

[Megaw0ot]

Hah Toby said pyramid. ;]

[c40niner]

this morning i was like "hey i remember watching this video i wonder if other people did also"(scroll though comments) :/ damn political trolls

[InfamousTrapper25]

i dont hear it..what happens when you do 1 6 then 9? it sounds like he says "and the democrats be like YUKARNAGE"

[Chimichanga12594]

Fuck politics, I just want to ride my bicycle!

[amzyangel92]

OH MY GOD I'M TALKING ABOUT THE FOOD PYRAMID :') Oh Toby x

[ILifeNINfan]

Ohhh Toby

[pilgrimprincess]

Your evil laugh is antievil.

[saidismooi]

0:25 :"Check out the pooper" like wottt?

[brittanylettieri2]

"What kind of nutritionist zombie are you! Obviously not a committed one."

Hahaha. I love Toby.

[MultiSporeCREATOR]

Wo was scared when the zombie stand up? (Btw: Not me!)

[sephiroth374]

SAM B don't give a fuck.

[TheWessywes]

@LPnorsk he's not

[LPnorsk]

@TheWessywes yes he is.

[saaaarrx]

@LPnorsk He didn't eat his greens.

[ryoking94]

@LPnorsk

how dare you interrupt my Tobuscus time with your news..

[LPnorsk]

@ryoking94 I´m the news man and it´s my job to spread the news.

[PianoDisneygal10]

He sounds like Eddie Murphey in this one!

[extremelewtniinja]

lolpolitics. gtfo my highlight you stupid useless politicians.

[fatbo12345678]

@extremelewtniinja  Screew you.

[Harusama]

lmao xD

Toby never fails to make me laugh.

Even when I have no idea what he's talking about.

[Burntshmallow]

Okay, obviously, I upset a lot of people, so I will retract my statement, and note to everyone it was merely trolling. Please, disregard my past few posts.

[Glameyes1]

Murderous Evil LAUGH! Muhahaha!

[WillianyAmill]

the zombie was all "screw greens! it's all about the brains!!

[thenofxer]

the food pyramid is no longer valid toby. its the plate.. or something now

[dillydean]

that scared the crap out of me lol

[persacon12]

i like the end where he says "what am i talking about" WHAT ARE YOU EVER TALKING ABOUT TObY!!!!!?? j/k ur awsome!

[Sutinennn]

Obviously not a commited one HAHAHAHAAHAahhhaah

[OsuAustralia]

Where the fuck is dead island?!

[CrazyCakesLP]

Political debates? God GET A LIFE YT COMMUNITY!

[rawlie2]

Someday, I hope to be a fraction of the awesome that toby has in his self-aware foot.

[swfan91]

this was one of the funniest ones ever.

[lumpking2]

its funny because he confuses even himself

[xXxMikaraxXx]

XD! --- Sent From Tobuscus's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[Nano1124NarDog]

lol I remember this.

[Fabian7024]

Hey fuck everyone below me tobys awesome :D who cares wat he is. Ur still gonna watch n fav all his shit! Lol

[Burntshmallow]

Bah, you guys can't understand trolls, My first time and three people got pissed xD. Sorry to the people I pissed off, I still like Toby.

[Uriel6178]

@Burntshmallow most people saw it as an extremist, or its their first trip to the internet.

[headhunter436]

He unlocked the achievement "taste of everything" too.

[KatieFizzy]

i love when he laughs at his own jokes :')

[CimoreneTheRebel]

Hey, guys. Guys. Hey. If I remember correctly, Toby was making fun of Fox news... sooo. Yeah.

[TheGlamdringXx]

Who gives a shit about politics... This is Toby games for christs sake

[Burntshmallow]

I am disappointed Mr. Turner... You strike out at us democrats like we are not but animals, acting like our reactions are a mere game upon which you play.

[Burntshmallow]

Toboscus is a republican... That probably makes him an anti-gay, overly Christian, atheist hater too... I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[TheJayOnline]

@Burntshmallow Then please, don't...

[jwctex14]

@Burntshmallow I'm neutral on gays, not Christian, neutral on atheists... And republican. Your stereotypes are so thick we can taste them.

[PuffBunny1]

@Burntshmallow Have you seen Tag? I don't think Toby is anti-gay at all.

[Batchman78]

@Burntshmallow What does religion and stuff have to do with democrat and republican?

[theoblivious]

That akward moment you realize you're rambling like a madman being attacked by a zombie

[DrCaptainFalcon]

Meanwhile in Canada... WE HAD AN ELECTION! :D

[jwctex14]

@DrCaptainFalcon Do what America does and vote one that will do the most damage, fer teh lulz.

[DrCaptainFalcon]

@jwctex14 Here in Canada we don't vote for people. We vote for moose.

[jwctex14]

@DrCaptainFalcon Sounds like a good decision. What was the winner's campaign about? Did all 4 people in Canada vote for him? I bet he has good ideas if they did.

[SpicyDinger]

@jwctex14 Yeah the percent of people who vote is unusually high.

[jwctex14]

@SpicyDinger Glad to see Canadians are taking part in voting for the moose that will do the best for their country.

[SpicyDinger]

@jwctex14 The Abercrombie moose currently has the majority vote.

[J88Wolf]

@DrCaptainFalcon This little conversation you guys were having a day ago is cracking me up! xD

[Avpsagaman]

Talkin bout da foo pymid!

[AGSizzler]

Oh no, the Dead Island annotation is not there, that could very well mean the death of the Dead Island series. It happened to L.A. Noire, and it happened to Words with Friends, and if it happens to Dead Island I will literally kill myself!

[tehkyle00]

@AGSizzler I believe he said the reason there's no LA Noire is cause his recording device keeps "blowing up"

[shmikle100]

hey, where is dead island Toby?? Hhmmmmm?? No nugget in a biscuit for you.

[TheTurbanat0r00]

Wasn't this already a highlight before? I KNOW it was...

[iceleon25]

where's dead island toby?

[mabiniss2]

0:08 Toby got it backwards. Republicans don't like taxes.

[bdsorensen]

@mabiniss2 Correction: Don't like taxes on the rich.

[pSychOAtDawn]

@bdsorensen They don't like taxes period. If anything they want taxes to be really fair, and equal. I'm not talking about "TEH CORPARASHUNS EXPLOITS TEH PEOPLES" so rich-have -to -pay taxes kinda bs "fairness." I'm talking about flat tax fairness and maybe even a VAT. Before you write back though, I kinda want to point out that getting rich by fraudulent means like getting government officials to play along and do favors should punish both parties.

[drkgren]

@bdsorensen Correction: Want even amount of taxes on everyone.

[bdsorensen]

@drkgren Bush Tax Cuts? By everyone, I assume you mean everyone but the rich.

[drkgren]

@bdsorensen No I don't. He cut taxes for everyone, I think they wouldn't allow just cutting taxes for the rich. Also Obama extended the Bush tax cut.

[mabiniss2]

@mabiniss2 my bad. True that.

[MrMagicMan11000]

lol  --- Sent From Tobuscus's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[themostsuperjew]

Please Play Pokemon Toby

[kmteeter]

toby ur awesome lol

[GustavoMsTrashCan]

So...why are we debating about politics In a video related to humor?

Do you guys feel that easily for such trolling?

SERIOUSLY?

...ack. Internetz.

[Kelleeehalofreak]

Now all of the comments are people bitching about people that are bitching. It's a never ending cycle of bitching.

[TheBARinfiniti]

@Kelleeehalofreak a bitchy comment about bitchy comments about bitchy comments..... BITCHCEPTION

[Kelleeehalofreak]

@TheBARinfiniti Lol, made my night.

[XxGavinRMxX]

but...i live in texas

[Lambofgodd1]

You crack me up so much Toby :3 Love your work

[zanthax1]

haha YES! --- Sent From Tobuscus's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[tlm19670]

wow never thought a political debate would happen on a TOBY TURNER VIDEO! you guys are pathetic, do you troll for anything mentioning politics and then start stupid arguments on purpose?

[MikeRowland96]

No dead island today toby?

[JayJayAwesome]

Don't scroll down, trolls and stupid people down below.

[mike1123ism]

@JayJayAwesome thank you for the warning:)

[NinjaFart10]

why are the game highlights almost always from dead island!?

i like the minecraft ones : /

[ILikeCitrus35]

Oh my god really? Toby mentions politics for 2 SECONDS in a video, and instead of enjoying the highlight, people are bitching about politics. Can't you people just appreciate a funny moment? Geez. How ungrateful.

[amin123456789101]

Toby, you should definetely play Mass Effect 2, the game is awesome, you can be a badass or a hero and IGN elected it as best game of 2010 (" IGN aproveees") but the best part its there is so many awesome characters that can be your new Boone! And these actually talk to you, unlike Boone who only talks to you when he kill everyone and put the blame on you : D

[xbox360jamesc2k7]

you try too hard

[thenofxer]

@xbox360jamesc2k7 Youre face

[Econniff]

Toby's concept of politics should form the basis of our entire system of government. I mean, it's not like there's a single politician that exists today who knows what they're doing anyway :D

[TheHolyCola]

when did this get so political?

[Sonicpwns97]

Political debates in the comments. Bye

[deathventure]

democrat, or republican, they'll take your money from you, just in different ways. politicians are scumbags.

[Spottedfeather12]

i looked at this and i thought it said my grandmas name lol

[12345677023]

Dang it toby la noire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[2cl09]

thumbs if you're scared to watch his arkham city LP

[zombiebunnies267]

Press 1 then 6 then 9

[Burntshmallow]

Is Toby a democrat or republican?

[hooplablahblahblah]

@Burntshmallow A Tobuscan.

[lassewil000]

@Burntshmallow looks like he's republican

[FredDeezNutz]

Instead of blindly ridiculing government status quo, Do you guys see Batman? BAT MAN? ARKHAM CITY?!??!

[noldude11]

whys it say batman

[RiseOfZedekiel]

I'm more concerned that Toby didn't put up a dead island review today?!

[l337gabriel]

I think kids would pay attention to the food pyramid if Toby made a music video about it XD --- Sent From Tobuscus's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[syngervice67]

why there no dead island today :'(

[soulsazn]

Press 3 then 8 :)

[jubadog123]

toby when r u goin to post batman arkam city

[LiorGroove]

noooo please dont stop playing dead island!

[777wafflelover]

keep pressing 2 and he likes to eat

[neverspade]

Hahaha that scared the shit out of meh xD

[uppercut42]

There are a LOT of Dead Island Highlights Toby needs to show at some point.

[42coldplay42]

Toby better play Skyrim when it comes out.

[PalidanIV]

Toby needs to play Dark Souls...

[CrimsonXXXAngel]

I thought u were gonna say foopa(x baha

[Zombieman5225]

Tobygames: Dead Rising!!!! That would be EPIC!!!! :D

[Edge0fPain]

inb4 thumbs up

[Phillieskid35]

Im talkin bout the foo pyramid

[BWBlackwing]

rofl --- Sent From Tobuscus's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[Hazzye90]

please oh please make a Batman: Arkham City playthrough..thumbs up if you agree so he can see

[brownhawk777]

there is no dead island video for today!!!!!!!! noooooooooooooooooo

[WHITEGUYSLIVE]

169

[andrenegwer]

Clever comedy I'd say

[stinaleigh16]

Get the hell out my life!!

[wheels85]

@IrishMinja Stealing is taking something illegally. Taxes are legal and have been legal since the ancient civilizations of Egypt, Greece and Rome. I'm tired of people bitching about the government "stealing" their money.

[IrishMinja]

@wheels85 its legalized stealing. Any tax rate at or above 10% is stealing.

[magicoA]

@IrishMinja I agree with u about their taxing policies, but taxes is never stealing, if they wanted to steal our money, they'd steal our money

[richie4956]

@IrishMinja oh shut up, we only want your money because we need school and you need a new trampoline.......gawd, what is with white people today?

[09Roxas90]

@richie4956 what is the problem with racists these days? oh yeah, their racist.