Battlefield 3: Annoying a DICE Employee with a Flashlight!

[theoneknot]

There was NOTHING wrong with flashlights, only problem is that they should have only worked in low-light settings, not during the day and had a limited battery life.

[MacMillerMusic96]

Hey Guys check my channel pls :)

[vatscove]

i love how in the beginning it says "pro gaming"

[19twk]

i agree with (iAmAnonymousTom) fucking kids and bothering players not just dice employees fuck this video

[Astarkat]

thanks for making him not want to fix the game....

[Astralwarfar3]

I love the snipers who put flashlights on their gun. 

[ItsSalBruh]

@Astralwarfar3 Usually not a flashlight, All snipers have a glare off their scope, But I have encountered a few snipers with flashlights on them.

[Astralwarfar3]

@ItsSalBruh Yeah it's just you would figure with the glare already, and it being a long distance weapon you would forget the flashlight. :S Although I could see someone putting it on an SKS and using it with iron sights or something.

[LtAce150]

lol when he put the flashlight on him the guy said, "Im getting F***ing lit up!"

[tulppala]

bm bs

[iAmAnonymousTom]

I like how all these fucking losers (especially AA) like to slap the hand that feeds them and totally disrespect the developers. What a shame.

[milanalden]

thats what dice gets for making flashlights brighter than the sun

[Ragnarok8807]

@milanalden Well, it's actually fairly realistic. THose aren't just lights for seeing your way to the toilet at night, those are military grade Tactical lights. THey're designed to be blinding. Plus, have you ever looked at an LED light before? That shit destroys your vision.

[kickass36]

@milanalden They were designed to blind people, just not your team mates...

[SpaceAgeDiaper]

And this is why I don't play on casual mode

[Generalu81]

hahahaha, you were like : take that, take that, take that, take that. Anyway good job....i sense a patch coming out lool.

[Carlit0Tit0]

0:25 "I'm getting f*cking lit up!" Literally lol

[ItsTiedToAStick]

'Ok i get it' is an expression that means 'yes, ha ha funny trolling, now STOP', it doesn't mean that he understood what you were trying to say (flashlights are OP, which btw i don't think they are. If you've had a powerful flashlight pointed at you it's very similar to how it is in the game, EVEN during daylight!) so the joke's on you.

[TheEduardoChannel21]

I fuckin hate it when ppl shine those god damn Tac. Lights in my face

[madjimms]

At least it wasn't a FLESHlight.... he might have liked it!

[tkdman151]

@madjimms stfu

[rowan98rip]

@TheSirajlyons ye me my psn id is: rowanafca

[andruha7200]

now they will nerf flashlights

[TheCanio]

mean while 107 dice employees are raging at work over the flash light.

[julienne910]

music

[dreamcrusher112]

pointless



[TheSirajlyons]

yeah cool, now dice, im going to say this as nicely as I can, but, PLEASE NERF THE MOTHER FUCKING FLASH LIGHTS!!!! thank you :P

[NtropyPyroductions]

O.o You sound exactly like a whiterun guard.

[prensky101]

nice video man :)

[thedma100]

How Do You Know If They're On PS3 Xbox Or PC?

[TheSirajlyons]

@thedma100 Most or not all of Dice employees play only on PC since BF3 is best at PC and thats what they focus on 70% of the time

[thedma100]

@TheSirajlyons But Are There Any That Play On The PS3?

[ZachAttack8720]

lmao i loved the music

[QuIcKScOpEr4LiFe]

Do DICE employees even play console or do they only play PC since they made it specifically for PC?

[MartyConProductions]

@QuIcKScOpEr4LiFe actually DICE have said the game was originally based around console mechanics then ported over to PC. the game was made for consoles, then made better for the pc which is why some pc menu options for example are so craply layed out

[elliis12]

@MartyConProductions your only partially right. it was designed on and for the pc in terms of engine and gameplay but its interface was designed for the conseles

[fallout421]

I hate Trolls like you

[StiansNorskeNyheter]

LOL nice video, i love the laugh part.!!!:)

[princeofdead]

dice employ wtf is he pontng that fflassh light at me player lolz troll face

[TheColdSteel75]

Flashlight Paybck lol N1!

[NOERC1]

flashlights are not annoying, the 12frags are the worse.

[catzlover1237]

@NOERC1 I agree I often wonder how a 12frag round from a usas12 can hit me across the map.

[wulf2235]

hahaha thats what those fuckers get! im sure if we do that to all of them they will get it. maybe use frag rounds for 1 shot kill's to show them how fucking stupid that shit is.

[KillGhostJoy247]

Duude Leave the poor man to his...misserble Life...if he has one >:D (only Kidding)

[Zsavage1]

that was great!...lol I hate it when I get flashlight glitched on a map in direct sunlight.. never knew flashlights with dbl A battery could out shine the frigging sun ..

[jonkam10]

so DICE guys are RPG/SMAW spamming? I always wondered how that made it into the game...when I picked up a sniper kit on Metro Rush it has a SOFLAM although there are NO vehicles on this map :( noobs ... noobs everywhere （　ﾟ Дﾟ） even programming this game

[Snake5440]

lol

[wAve2704]

do you play on computer? :)

[wAve2704]

@wAve2704 can you tell me how to turn it off and on? :)

[MrCKiwi]

@wAve2704 Press T to turn your flashlight or your red laser thingy off.

[TimMrPickens]

@wAve2704 on xbox you press up on the d-pad

[SlyTy98]

Now flash him with a infa-red scope XD

[SlyTy98]

His light was 10x brighter than yours 0.0

[minde47]

lets kill some dice with usas, lets see how they like it

[IgnusValentine]

@minde47

Usas with Flashlights hellyeah!

[minde47]

@IgnusValentine i meant so they reduce power of it, aiming not necessary, its sucks atm

[SirCrapsAlotTheThird]

Getting the message across.

[Shadowcatcher101]

wait i dont get it, wat did he get?

[anoldlady8]

@Shadowcatcher101 Blinded.

[Kocayine]

@Shadowcatcher101

He gets that the flashlight is annoying.

[shade231]

good find these fuckers in game and give them a god damn migraine as they stare at a fuckn solar flare on their tv screen.

Stupidest most annoying fuckn thing they have ever come out with in a game PERIOD.

[deanml116]

@shade231 no fucking doubt!



[Guidedcrusher99]

he just wants to play a motherfucking game

[Guidedcrusher99]

trolin along

[1BlackFox20]

Serves them right for putting continuous flashlights 5x brighter than the sun instead of putting in flash bangs of some sort.

[MrRanger772]

This guy need to STFU... Stop Trolling For Unicorns and play MW3 if ur goin to follow people.

[deathcharge811]

@MrRanger772 HAH! teamwork in mw3. thats just fairytales XD

[MadhouseBox]

@deathcharge811 he never mentioned teamwork

[drunkmxrider2]

@MrRanger772 WickedShrapnel FTW!!!!!

[RickonDraw]

i like how it says "pro gaming" in the start and then you start trolling. yeah....

[ODSTCodaith]

well now this is on pc thumbs down But i will say Thx for letting them know the rent.... and the flashlight brightness is too damb high

[stupididiotkitty]

@bionicle2122 You spelled"it" wrong to

[m3gadork]

WTF?!!? I got the game like a couple weeks after this was uploaded...DON"T tell me the flashlight was like this at some point?!?!

[gangstaclarky]

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooo !!!!!!!!!!!!! i laughed soooo hard on flashlight jokes

[TheVisionaryGamer]

If someone points a flashlight at you, YOU WILL GET BLINDED THATS THE WHOLE PART OF IT...

[LKodiak]

Did he ban you? :D

[Backspacebrad]

when you said "flashlight engineering", all i could think of is an entire side of a building working on just the flashlights. Everyone on their name tag has "Lead Flashlight Engineer". I'm laughing. #yeahimhigh

[NorwegianBasterd]

why the fuck are u complaining about the flashlight? its supose to be fucking annoying and in ur face..

[tery515]

and now you win at life, obviously. fag

[QuonGaming]

72 PPl are DICE Employees

[Godisen007]

HAHA this is great, good job man :D

[xCaptxBoogs401x]

the flashlight is supposed to be friggen annoying, stop complaining.

[xhardxkidsx]

hehehe 69 dislikes



[TheLdoubleE]

now we just have to force them to play metro CQ on the US side in every session.

[BF2User5]

finally someone gets

[MrParalyz3d]

lol a Dice employee using a SMAW on infantry,,,,,,,,,,

[Fourteen88SoCal]

lol trolololol

[sneekyable]

Its Bungie employees all over again

[osurulz2010]

Nice music:D Goes with the theme

[ChrisCole36]

@warfighter186 Won't change a thing, they use it to

[warfighter186]

i want to join one and then rape them with the usas 12 frag rounds and tac light, and then famas with tac light suppressor and red dot sight, so they would hopefully just fix it in a quick patch, i can't wait untill march :'( why do they have to delay the february patch untill march

[xxatwxx10]

change name to trolling dice employ

[joker911pt]

Cool story bro.

[TheZingosoda]

The DICE employee did really know how to play the game =)

[DwhNeo]

But did he care? this is the true question.

[goldensgods]

lol he gets it..

[AznReMIX34]

Mean while in Cod a Huey is downed.

[pr0faker]

we all hate douchebags like you, fuck off with your supernova gaylight and die.

[Thecompanioncrate]

@pr0faker umadbro

[Tim8242]

@pr0faker meno did I ever show you my BF3 Turbo T Toggle Disco Party Flashlight macro? It will seriously give you a headache and/or a seizure.

[Nucleariasi]

what a fucking cunt...you should've gotten banned

[zackhanscom]

dice=model details like blinding flashlights and lasers/break immersion with universal parachute.

fucking morons.

[jakeeboii20]

gay

[84Vilhelm]

*flashes in morse code* "why are these flashlights brighter than the sun?"

[littlemnke]

Its nice against enemys, BUT against teamates??? maybe agaisnt teammates make it realistic but not annoying like dont make it blind the whole screen? flashlights are good though.

[cperception]

how do u know he is a dice employee?

[MasterSlapify]

@cperception like the maker of this video said... "Are you serious?" (p.s it says it in his name and on his page!) :D

[flyingwondercat739]

@cperception watch the second half of the video?

[KingJohnMichael]

those are the best things in this game :D

[poepoes11]

see if i was him i would just be like "why the fuck did we put these damn things in here"

[sebastiendog]

So that's why they nerfed lights...

[Acseri1]

you sir, deserve a like!

[HowZ99]

what rank are you? just wondering

[MultiFamguy]

it's even more annoying if you turn it on and off!

[Ragequit1994]

and this is what motivated them to tone down the flashlight.

[IMCHILLIN227NYC]

@Ragequit1994 lmaol probably!

[isaacjrood]

@Ragequit1994 And its still bright as hell. Lmao

[jasperb12345]

@Ragequit1994 Fucker ruined it for all of us, lol.



[murrrga]

Wow man you just a stupid nolifer...

[Thornberry4president]

@murrrga Wow man, you need to work on your grammar.

[bionicle2122]

@murrrga learn grammar. Also "nolifer" isn't a workd, you stupid miserable cunt.

[stupididiotkitty]

@bionicle2122 you spelled word wrong.

[bionicle2122]

@stupididiotkitty Or maybe I typed I wrong?

[urgthrash]

thats just WIN! :)

[TheBallisticProject]

i couldnt stop laughing!

[zwb1908]

PC...funny.

[Iloveallvalvegames]

@zwb1908 What do you mean.

[davidneitor007]

commenting!

[kinetikgaming]

And yet they still have yet to change the flashlights lol. Funny video :D

[badboy4202]

@kinetikgaming They have nerved flashlights....

[TheBallisticProject]

@badboy4202 nerfed*

[LucasWitt15]

i like the part where you use morise code

[krunkki11a]

thats why i use my usas-12 frag w/flashlight!!!!

[thenotperfectone]

Meanwhile, your team gets PWNED

[RandomActsOfGaming]

Just preventing your retarded team mates from blinding you would be good enough for me, keep fighting the good fight! lol

[ThePlacardman]

gayy

[RandomActsOfGaming]

Neither of you have been sniped by a usas with frags?

[arceusex]

Dec. 10th, 2011 patch: Patchnotes-

- Flashlights REMOVED

- Player IP ban system added

[1337vIKz]

funny how all DICE employes are Swedish lol

[TheOnlyTrombley]

@1337vIKz Probably because DICE is a Swedish company...

[1337vIKz]

@TheOnlyTrombley *sarcasm not detected*

[TheOnlyTrombley]

@1337vIKz Well. You should know that the internet and sarcasm does not go well together.

[1337vIKz]

@TheOnlyTrombley The best thing about being smart is to act dumb close to those dumb people who act smart. sarcasm ftw

[TheOnlyTrombley]

@1337vIKz So you're just assuming that we are all dumb? And what you wrote have nothing to do with what i wrote. As I said before. Internet and sarcasm does not go well together.

[1337vIKz]

@TheOnlyTrombley Not not all of you. I simply wrote that comment to see how many " Hur dur thatz cuz DICE eez Swedish dumbass" I'd get

[Crusina]

@1337vIKz

I wonder why.

[colddeck64]

You should have fired the USAS at him too! Suppress him nonstop with drag rounds while shining the spotlight on him too.

The flashlight and drag rounds are the biggest bullshit in this game!

[xboxhero112]

@colddeck64 frag rounds you mean?



[colddeck64]

@xboxhero112 yes. Stupid autocorrected

[ShaiqNBaiq5464]

@colddeck64 The Famas is the Biggest Piece of Bullshit the game has to offer.

[TheMuffinMan69able]

@ShaiqNBaiq5464 I have to totally agree

[undercop5567]

Can't decide if laser or flashlight is more annoying

[neoncamouflage]

@undercop5567 I absolutely love lasers. I don't know how many times I've gotten a kill because I'll be going down a hallway or by a house and just see that red laser shining out a doorway across the path I'm about to walk right by. Toss a grenade and kill the guy as he runs out.

[SALEENS7GTR5]

Do the developers only play on PC?

[Killersnake432]

@SALEENS7GTR5 Most of them. Some are PS3 and 360 players also.

[sushi064]

@COLDICEPro Please make a link for Xbox!

[WittyUsername816]

Later that night at a staff meeting: "Hey guys, I think that some of the players find the flashlight annoying."

[Legion563]

This should be every true BF fans duty to troll the devs like this. Serves them right for releasing a poor game full of bugs and major balancing issues.

[readwhatijustwrote]

Good job man!!! hahaha

[MsLover9999]

they can make games but they cant play......

[ThePlacardman]

and this is why I play Modern Warefare 3 over this flash light gay parade shit.

[Oirad16]

@ThePlacardman Funny how you spelled it wrong.

[blu4andor]

@Oirad16 lol, Modern "where-fair?"

[CameronBelial]

@ThePlacardman lol really, thats the reason? REALLY? thats the best you could come up with? I could write a damn essay on how bad MW3 is...

[sjellebie]

I use it for morse-code

[KablaamTV]

how did you text him in the game??

[COLDICEPro]

@KablaamTV Are you serious?

[FinalNinja447]

@COLDICEPro I think he plays ConsoleField 3.

[KablaamTV]

@COLDICEPro yea, up in the left right corner.

[KablaamTV]

@KablaamTV *upper left corner*

[masturcheef12345]

@COLDICEPro I want your computer...so bad :'( i wann play bf3 on pc