"When the Clinton campaign was pressed to provide even one example of her ever having been confronted with a situation remotely similar to what was suggested by the "3:00 a.m. phone call" commercial her campaign spokespersons were, of course, unable to do so.
jackie old buddy its time to give those dammed old cigarettes up before you have a heart attack looking for a place to smoke one..................judge
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I would rather for Hilary to be there to answer the phone than Obama since I read in the Commercial Appeal (Memphis, TN)that an Iraqi billionaire gave $3.5 million dollars to Resko who in turn donates $150k to Obama's campaign.
Both Barack Hussein and Hildabeast are criminals lying for votes, as proven by ties to Tony Rezko and Norman Hsu.
Obama's Chicago corruption charges are just beginning.
As the current dem congress has proven, dems say one thing and do another.
Both offer massive tax increases that will effectively put the economy into a depression that will make 1929 look minor. Of course this is what dems want in order to bring about more government control over the people, ie: socializm/communizm.
Since when being the 1st lady counts as experience for President? Maybe Republicans should ask Mrs. Bush and Mrs Cheney to run in this case. they have equal experience in such.
The only time that she did not answer the phone, Bill did. It was Monica. I guess she treated every man as if he is a pimp trying to sell to her husband, and treated every woman as if she is a hooker, trying to pass to her husband.She is going to do the same again. Holy crap
It seems to me that Jackie has a small problem with extraneous thought, Dunlap on the other hand seems to have a small problem explaining extraneous thinking. But outside of that, I bet motel rooms and beer put horns on both of um
good lord guys. Everyone single one of your videos has so many different awesome parts to it, it makes it very hard to express my glee over specific ones in the confines of the comment "character count". I have 286 left. I wonder if they have rollover? 232 left now...
All Hillary had to do when the red phone rang was roll over and tap Bill on the shoulder and say - you answer it honey. What kind of experience is that??
With Barack, I will go on having absolutely no access to healthcare. Every time Hillary tries to call him on it, he cries foul. But of course, this country was dumb enough to elect Bush TWICE, so why should I be surprised about the Obama hype. This guy is a republican in democrat's clothing and I am sick of hearing about him.
It's 3:00 a.m., and nobody's answering the phone. Bill's getting a hum job downstairs, Hillary's crashed out on Valium, and Obama's takin' out the trash. Good one boys!
So is Hillary suggesting that we vote for McCain? Because he would answer the phone best. Or does she know more military things than I am aware of? I understand she knows "deferment" but what else?
Maybe in the next debate the people asking the questions can do pretend phone calls with Hillary and Barack so we can see how good they really are on the phone.
The citizens of Nazi Germany thought they they were in the right and being attacked by outside forces. Same as the USA today. To bad they haven't learned from history.
Dude, that's bullshit. They knew exactly what their government was up to. They just believed Hitler's bigoted shit and his expansionist doctrine were the right way to go.
Dr Bones is right, We have no idea what the Government is up to, nor do most of us care... Since WWII we just beleive our government is protecting us and is operating for our interest when in fact with just a little researh, There are a small group of elites using us and slow inslaving us.
Thanks mate. I had the veil lifted when I was in high school. Listening to Thom Hartmann has been a huge eye opener.
US citizens are such sheep. They just don't think. It also helped getting out of the USA in the 80's and seeing what other countries do for their citizens. I knew then we were getting the raw end of the deal.
Never in all of history have people not behaved like sheep... We are hard wired to worship God and Serve our Family... Governments are something that have taken the place of God... We use our God Given Faith to address our Government as omnipotent... Not understanding it ran by men... weak, greedy, power hunry, ego driven men
All we can do is teach our Children to know better... And NEVER let them darken the doors of the Public Schools
DrBones666, I'm glad you got out of here in the 80's, and I hope you didn't come back. Your inept generalizations about Americans and world history prove you to be bore. The real problem is not the Americans, its the Muslims, Chinks, and Mexicans. HA!
It's 3am in the morning. The phone rings at the White House, Hilary answers and the voice asks "Do you know where your husband is?" far more realistic than her ad that was based on the "It's 3am, do you know where your children are?" Plagiarism is plagiarism no matter how you slice it.
Nice dig on the full nazi anti-smoking regime. Can't smoke in a car in Georgia now either. Snake Plissken said it best at the end of "Escape From LA" Land of the free.
I guess you haven't watched the film to get the humor. Here is the context:
Snake Plissken: Got a smoke?
Malloy: The United States is a non-smoking nation! No smoking, no drugs, no alcohol, no women - unless you're married - no foul language, no red meat!
Snake Plissken: Land of the free.
No cops ever wrote tickets for not smoking. Never let your morals tell others what to do. In Ohio they passed a 10 foot rule in strip clubs. Put a bunch of women out of work. Who pays the bills now?
So wait, you are saying that a woman pulling 100-150 a night in a leagal manner in a place that hires 15 regular full time and 10 part time employees. Therefore placing upwards of $820k in the local economy is as evil as the billions lost in tax revenues on cigarettes than must be replaced somehow (other taxes raised) is good?
No wonder we are about to make the Great Depression look like a picnic.
Better have that Mexican Lady bring more towels. Gonna be a mess when the dots are connected
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obamaishere22 3 years ago
I called Hillary one time, at 3am. asked her, do you know where Billy is tonight ???? Pro Patria doughboy
doughborne 3 years ago
All the way everyday, if only we knew then what we know now !!!!! Pro Patria doughboy
islamsuxs 2 years ago
Good stuff!
BarakObamaSucks 3 years ago
What the hell kind of commercial was that...put out by the Hillary campaign of course.
ilovetogofast88 3 years ago
"He's got all the axis of evil in his top 5"
LOLOLOL
exMuslim07 3 years ago 6
You guys are Great!!!! I love you both and will always be looking forward to your next video ! ! ! Thanks Rhonda
SPUNKY8085 3 years ago 3
hahaha
psihateyou1 3 years ago
Hillary's phone still had a a cord !Obama has an I- phone!
dullsville 3 years ago 2
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Go to comedy school because neither of you is funny. I thought Red Green was dull comedy, you guys take the cake!
RogerMattson 3 years ago
You obviously don't understand either of the shows.
Bolivarvictory625 3 years ago
this guys deserve a tv show perhaps in CNN
rmanrod 3 years ago 3
"What's next, who can send a fax the fastest?" LOL!
marathon1974 3 years ago 6
travis and jonathan for president and vice president..and when you get there make october fourth the redneck holliday...10 4!
bertthejimmy 3 years ago 2
red necks looooooooooooooooooooooooool
I love you guys. God bless
wahnano 3 years ago 2
he got all the axis of evil in his top 5
lmao
Carl5agan 3 years ago 2
"I ain't giten in bed with you" LOL
Zyx340 3 years ago
He ain't gonna try nothin' LOL
AmericanCountryPride 3 years ago 2
I won't try nothin'. What have you heard? 'Cause there's some rumors goin' around that I don't like. And I didn't start.
Bwahahahaha
TheAmazingSpidey92 3 years ago 3
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their so called humor, it offends everyone...
lanafalana 3 years ago
I know, ain't it cool!
marathon1974 3 years ago
"When the Clinton campaign was pressed to provide even one example of her ever having been confronted with a situation remotely similar to what was suggested by the "3:00 a.m. phone call" commercial her campaign spokespersons were, of course, unable to do so.
EKSartist 3 years ago 2
LMAO!! "Shes not no receptionist!"
and obama "has the axis of evil in his top 5!"
lmao this is great
obama 08!!!
confusedabused 3 years ago 6
Oh man,
You guys make the "perfect" funny Duo,I always Love checking for updates!!!!
I saw that the girl in this commercial is actually a Senior in High School and is a HUGE OBAMA supporter... HAHAHAHHAHA,That's pretty funny!!!!
We've had 20 years of Bushes and CLintons,NO MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crazyworld1975 3 years ago 3
Oh man,
You guys make the "perfect" funny Duo,I always Love checking for updates!!!!
I saw that the girl in this commercial is actually a Senior in High School and is a HUGE OBAMA supporter... HAHAHAHHAHA,That's pretty funny!!!!
We've had 20 years of Bushes and CLintons,NO MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crazyworld1975 3 years ago
Dunlap had a wedding ring on!!! Pay attention to his hand =)
ukrainesergei999 3 years ago 2
jackie old buddy its time to give those dammed old cigarettes up before you have a heart attack looking for a place to smoke one..................judge
judge2020 3 years ago
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I would rather for Hilary to be there to answer the phone than Obama since I read in the Commercial Appeal (Memphis, TN)that an Iraqi billionaire gave $3.5 million dollars to Resko who in turn donates $150k to Obama's campaign.
txboy126 3 years ago
hahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
smarticlegirl 3 years ago 2
OMG LOLOLOLOL
johnkerry7 3 years ago
I laughed till I cried. Jackie gettin mixed up about where exactly the phones ringin at is the best!
Plan9wood 3 years ago 3
You can't smoke because our governor is a fat nazi pig !? bet he was raised in a tobacco field !
cherokeedonna83 3 years ago 2
hahaha...Obama 'got the axis of evil in his top 5'...lol...funny.
luke3679 3 years ago 2
"Hillary's running for president, not a damn secretary!" Omigosh, I loved that!
FloogsWorld 3 years ago 5
hahaha! You guys are funny!! :P
beba1123 3 years ago
cheeers
blastingcaps 3 years ago
Both Barack Hussein and Hildabeast are criminals lying for votes, as proven by ties to Tony Rezko and Norman Hsu.
Obama's Chicago corruption charges are just beginning.
As the current dem congress has proven, dems say one thing and do another.
Both offer massive tax increases that will effectively put the economy into a depression that will make 1929 look minor. Of course this is what dems want in order to bring about more government control over the people, ie: socializm/communizm.
Zile77 3 years ago
yeah zile.... both are pretty terrible people. I just dont want to see hillary win.
clevername333 3 years ago
watch?v=dqDSlaQxhEw
espinosaji 3 years ago
wow I wonder what is it that I can't post anything.
4DaBestFuture 3 years ago
Hilarious as always.
Is that a wedding band on Dunlap's hand?
notamirror 3 years ago
FUNNY AS HEL
brian3373 3 years ago 3
I feel your pain Jackie. I quit smokin' last week and I'm still angry!!!
SecureTheBorder 3 years ago
u r the funniest hicks ever
cgirl7777 3 years ago
Jakie is nic-fittin like a mofo.
JimmyK76 3 years ago 2
Jackie is funny without his smokes.
bohab1969 3 years ago 3
just smoke in the room who cares i would
Vandale2006 3 years ago
HALIRIOUS. OBAMA 08
riba4leb 3 years ago
Since when being the 1st lady counts as experience for President? Maybe Republicans should ask Mrs. Bush and Mrs Cheney to run in this case. they have equal experience in such.
perltyr 3 years ago
cuz she knows where the phone is in the dark..been there done that, haha
shinendeeneadie 3 years ago 2
The only time that she did not answer the phone, Bill did. It was Monica. I guess she treated every man as if he is a pimp trying to sell to her husband, and treated every woman as if she is a hooker, trying to pass to her husband.She is going to do the same again. Holy crap
perltyr 3 years ago
MY EARS!
JiveDadson 3 years ago
mikma was here
mikma 3 years ago
Ahahahaha, you guys are amazing. "She's running for president, not receptionist!"
Frieda18 3 years ago
Not everyone can take on so many subjects in one video and get the point across. You forgot to trash McCain, though.
revjmike 3 years ago
beer in bed... you boys are livin the life. :)
bralen24 3 years ago 2
It seems to me that Jackie has a small problem with extraneous thought, Dunlap on the other hand seems to have a small problem explaining extraneous thinking. But outside of that, I bet motel rooms and beer put horns on both of um
messabout1 3 years ago
Finely!!! I was waiting for this =) what took you so long!!!
Good job though!!! I loves every video you make =)
ukrainesergei999 3 years ago 2
Funny as always, tho my favorite is still " Hillary vs. Terrorists" I laught my ass off every time I watch it!!!! Good job Guys! 5/5
dobos420 3 years ago 3
You can smoke where ever you want. The worst they can do is tell you to put it out. Except church, you got to step outside at church.
kacpt 3 years ago
Dunlap, you left your wedding ring on again!!
SkylineTime 3 years ago
NAZI-GERMANY... LOL..
TwilightDrop 3 years ago 2
good lord guys. Everyone single one of your videos has so many different awesome parts to it, it makes it very hard to express my glee over specific ones in the confines of the comment "character count". I have 286 left. I wonder if they have rollover? 232 left now...
usnationalist 3 years ago
Five stars for Jackie's confusion.
asdffd 3 years ago 3
All Hillary had to do when the red phone rang was roll over and tap Bill on the shoulder and say - you answer it honey. What kind of experience is that??
Most of the time it was Monica anyway.
AliceinWonderlandzz 3 years ago 4
Oh come on! Being First lady is great experience! Laura and Barbara Bush are running next term on a double ticket.
dejahthoris 3 years ago
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With Barack, I will go on having absolutely no access to healthcare. Every time Hillary tries to call him on it, he cries foul. But of course, this country was dumb enough to elect Bush TWICE, so why should I be surprised about the Obama hype. This guy is a republican in democrat's clothing and I am sick of hearing about him.
myfavoriteperson 3 years ago
It's 3:00 a.m., and nobody's answering the phone. Bill's getting a hum job downstairs, Hillary's crashed out on Valium, and Obama's takin' out the trash. Good one boys!
CrocodileAvoider 3 years ago 3
That, is the finest comment on youtube.
kff 3 years ago
While you guys are in Nashville, are y'all gonna visit the Grand Ol' Opry? I bet Jackie'd love it
AmericanCountryPride 3 years ago
"He's got all the axis of evil in his top five"
Hilarious
andotech 3 years ago 4
Hilary is in his top 5 then :P
Inappriatley1337 3 years ago
I think jackie's just mad about thompson dropping out.
smallmaniac 3 years ago 3
You guys are as great as ever!!
barryperrins 3 years ago 2
You guys are nutty as hell! Thanks!!
SirChadwic 3 years ago 2
What the hell is a "Tawl"???
todd6126 3 years ago
Vote for the Receptionist of the United States of America in November 2008!!! LOL
AmericanCountryPride 3 years ago 2
Adolf Hitler - only leader to ban smoking nationally.
airborne373 3 years ago
Hitlary Clinton - will be the first leader to ban drinking in hotel rooms, LOL!!!
Oh sorry, I meant Hillary Clinton
AmericanCountryPride 3 years ago
No, you didn't spell it wrong. I think Hitlary is absolutely correct! :-)
rhv201 3 years ago
great video.
hudsonboy100 3 years ago 3
So is Hillary suggesting that we vote for McCain? Because he would answer the phone best. Or does she know more military things than I am aware of? I understand she knows "deferment" but what else?
DarkDennis1961 3 years ago
Not much else...
rhv201 3 years ago
Say hello to that true Amerikan patriot councilman Charlie for me will ya!
He stands behind his man George through thick and thin!
ikekll 3 years ago
good job gentlemen
xesiria 3 years ago
Maybe in the next debate the people asking the questions can do pretend phone calls with Hillary and Barack so we can see how good they really are on the phone.
blackturtleus 3 years ago
"He's got the Axis of Evil in his top 5"!!!
Great stuff guys!!!
:P
RogCBrand 3 years ago 5
Smoke-free makes you cranky!
hahayouarefunny 3 years ago 2
...."tell her I need some more towels." Brilliant!
hardmod777 3 years ago
...."tell her I need some more towels." Brilliant!
hardmod777 3 years ago 3
a woman can answer the phone, but the big question is, can she get off??
igrgrgslnj 3 years ago 2
lol, the end was great! The whole thing was great, good job guys.
TheRealDavlion 3 years ago 3
im sure the big secret is either a movie or something lol
originaldylan 3 years ago
im sure the big secret is either a movie or something lol
originaldylan 3 years ago
Yes this is turning into Nazi Germany
btigtime 3 years ago
The citizens of Nazi Germany thought they they were in the right and being attacked by outside forces. Same as the USA today. To bad they haven't learned from history.
DrBones666 3 years ago
Dude, that's bullshit. They knew exactly what their government was up to. They just believed Hitler's bigoted shit and his expansionist doctrine were the right way to go.
TacticusPrime 3 years ago
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Dude, typical of a USA sheeple, you have no knowledge of history and a big mouth.
Read The Thought They Were Free, the Germans 1933-45 by Milton Mayer.
Until then, you're just another idiot USA sheeple.
DrBones666 3 years ago
Dr Bones is right, We have no idea what the Government is up to, nor do most of us care... Since WWII we just beleive our government is protecting us and is operating for our interest when in fact with just a little researh, There are a small group of elites using us and slow inslaving us.
btigtime 3 years ago
Thanks mate. I had the veil lifted when I was in high school. Listening to Thom Hartmann has been a huge eye opener.
US citizens are such sheep. They just don't think. It also helped getting out of the USA in the 80's and seeing what other countries do for their citizens. I knew then we were getting the raw end of the deal.
DrBones666 3 years ago
Never in all of history have people not behaved like sheep... We are hard wired to worship God and Serve our Family... Governments are something that have taken the place of God... We use our God Given Faith to address our Government as omnipotent... Not understanding it ran by men... weak, greedy, power hunry, ego driven men
All we can do is teach our Children to know better... And NEVER let them darken the doors of the Public Schools
Stop the Religion of Government where it starts
btigtime 3 years ago
Home schooling is great.
DrBones666 3 years ago
DrBones666, I'm glad you got out of here in the 80's, and I hope you didn't come back. Your inept generalizations about Americans and world history prove you to be bore. The real problem is not the Americans, its the Muslims, Chinks, and Mexicans. HA!
CrocodileAvoider 3 years ago
Hey everyone: Here's a sheeple. See what I mean? Idiot.
DrBones666 3 years ago
"Might as well use the bathroom outside..." LOL
you all kill me ;-D
*****
WizKil 3 years ago 6
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If you don't want to go ouside to smoke then quit! Simple as that... Good video guys,they always make me laugh!!!
paullo19 3 years ago
lmfao "mexican woman"
ty99999returns 3 years ago
lmfao "mexican woman"
ty99999returns 3 years ago
Screaming liberal from a blue state says: I love you guys!
DaCoach68 3 years ago 2
haha awesome as always
KaiToTheN 3 years ago
NOBama'08!
astro104 3 years ago
It's 3am in the morning. The phone rings at the White House, Hilary answers and the voice asks "Do you know where your husband is?" far more realistic than her ad that was based on the "It's 3am, do you know where your children are?" Plagiarism is plagiarism no matter how you slice it.
Nice dig on the full nazi anti-smoking regime. Can't smoke in a car in Georgia now either. Snake Plissken said it best at the end of "Escape From LA" Land of the free.
ahabstar 3 years ago 5
well you know with addicts sometimes you have to do an intervention. The rest of us don't miss your 2nd hand smoke much...at all.
GretchenDawntreader 3 years ago
I guess you haven't watched the film to get the humor. Here is the context:
Snake Plissken: Got a smoke?
Malloy: The United States is a non-smoking nation! No smoking, no drugs, no alcohol, no women - unless you're married - no foul language, no red meat!
Snake Plissken: Land of the free.
No cops ever wrote tickets for not smoking. Never let your morals tell others what to do. In Ohio they passed a 10 foot rule in strip clubs. Put a bunch of women out of work. Who pays the bills now?
ahabstar 3 years ago
LOL the solidarity of smokers and strippers, both put upon by the awful rest of us.
GretchenDawntreader 3 years ago
So wait, you are saying that a woman pulling 100-150 a night in a leagal manner in a place that hires 15 regular full time and 10 part time employees. Therefore placing upwards of $820k in the local economy is as evil as the billions lost in tax revenues on cigarettes than must be replaced somehow (other taxes raised) is good?
No wonder we are about to make the Great Depression look like a picnic.
Better have that Mexican Lady bring more towels. Gonna be a mess when the dots are connected
ahabstar 3 years ago
With the way the economy is going now, the great depression probably won't be too far away.
4DaBestFuture 3 years ago
lol answer the phone
HaxxorsProduction 3 years ago
I'm Amish, we just have cell phones:)
flyacow 3 years ago
I <3 RED STATE UPDATE.
hatejewtube 3 years ago 2
how much did that Fred Thompson painting sell for???
jam5301 3 years ago
wow, jackie is pissed. lol.
tigertank06 3 years ago 2
what brand does jackie smoke
theDHC 3 years ago
lol you all kick ass
WhiteSword 3 years ago 5
First View, oh yeah.
aliakbar01 3 years ago