Select Color Range - You Suck at Photoshop

[JaysMotion]

WHAT DID HE PUSH ON HIS KEYBOARD WHEN HE SAID "CUT"???

[Neo1715]

Hey its rakdos the defiler!

[AshleyAC01]

**Grabbing my juice box and a fruit roll up out of the kitchen**

[urtismcdona13c]

This is a "sweltering" video. =p

[orcamum]

You made my day!Love your humour and LOVED what you taught me in Photoshop!I can't believe you selected that the way you did!Never seen this in another tutorial!Let the little boys cry with their magic wand tool in their hands!

[elewint]

Is this real? This is REALLY scaring me!

[TheKukuKwan]

@elewint keep watching you'll know eventually ;)

[nickstout513]

This vid is popular on Astana

[NightStalkerv1]

awesome i gotta be fair!!

[BeauParties]

Alright dude, if you're gonna post an instructional video with a humorous tone, at least have some fucking confidence and belief in what you're doing. I'm trying to learn shit and you're wasting time stuttering and thinking about your jokes. If you're gonna do something like this, prepare your jokes, your speech, and your entire video.

[Ironication]

@BeauParties actually the stuttering is part of the character. I find it annoying and hilarious at the same time.

[kimkenchan0911]

23

[ApertureAce]

Donneh... I can hear you breathin' and clickin'

[jkaitz866]

Thanks man, you just saved me A LOT of time :)

[stephengonzales1]

He got fired... X)

[FSMxEvoLution]

who the hell works in an office with photoshop at 12:45 AM

[NikkieKittie28]

Yes, because you are at work at 12:30AM, you might be good at photoshop but you suck at editing videos... (next time change the time in the bottom right corner of your computer screen)

[hohoow666]

Guy's, can u please be KWAJET.

[Minecraftincolor]

Suck 2 f-

Arbies french dips...

[NinjaKai]

@JVinci16 is that a joke? Because this is Dane Cook. If you didn't know that already.

[nafruito]

@NinjaKai it's actually troy hitch, all of the references to dane cook are a joke.

[kesykess]

ahahhahaah you have a great sense of humor. It's really funny to learn photoshop like this ! XD

[wenaldy]

Your office still using Win 98??? WIN!!!

[zerosvc2]

@wenaldy

It's actually Vista with a Win98 theme, if you look at the folder icons and background. :3

[JVinci16]

glad you're good at photoshop cuz i wouldn't try stand up comedy anytime soon

[Synkronization]

@JVinci16 U kidding me? I found that fuckn hilarious.

[SunsetBeachHawaiiBoy]

lol great sense of humour

[HappyCoconut143]

donnie are u still...you know...alive?

[Fuseijitsu]

You sound sort of like David Cross in the way you speak. That is amazing.

[RobTiff0818]

I love how all the important emails are the ones that are unread, and all the non-work related emails have all been read (0:42)

[HoBFilms]

Thumps up if you watch this in 2011!

[grgcucu]

@HoBFilms u really suck at tup

[BloodStone20]

@HoBFilms nope

[lurchpop]

sweet windows 98 at work!

[thinman25]

the magic wand tool is for fairies with no working baby making man batter makers

[JOKBO1]

u got the best tutorials ever. and i realized that i do suck at photoshop.

[legin2011]

Has anyone heard from Donie since LOL. I shall not touch the magic wand for 24hrs in his honour. Oh I mean ever umm yeah ever.

[ubermonkey120]

penis

[darkillusions007]

LOL baby making gravy

[Rexorsist]

I LOVE THIS GUY!!

[MoJacques]

@Sexalize What? O.o

[MoJacques]

@IamHexxarz Dang, dude chill. I was told it was Dane Cook. No need to get all rude. A simple "It's not Dane Cook. It's Blah Blah." would have sufficed. (:

[Sexalize]

@MoJacques Suffice to say, I couldnt give 2 ffff--- arby's french dips

[MoJacques]

@xxbeastieb0yxx Dane Cook, dude. Dane Cook.(:

[IamHexxorz]

@MoJacques it isn't dane cook you freak -_- it's Troy Hitch, DO YOUR FUCKING RESEARCH!

[hinagreenhidared]

lol

[xxxAngelsWingsxxx]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[tripdefect87]

I honestly can't tell you how helpful this series has been

Like "The Joy Of Painting" brought into the 21st century

[nazerbs]

What about the hammock?

[Sagiy21]

LOL

I love sucking at Photoshops!

Any chance for a second season?

[tripdefect87]

@Sagiy21 Second season is up on the My Damn Channel website

Click the link in the description

[Sagiy21]

@tripdefect87 YESS!! Thank you! Thank you so much!

[xxbeastieb0yxx]

who are you 

[xxbeastieb0yxx]

hat funny ass hell

[mr1trash]

you can get the background away more easy by just setting your layer to multiply!!!

[TheSunGodRa]

There is an option on the magic wand to select non-contiguous color matches. If you're only picking one color (white), the threshhold setting on the magic wand pretty much acts like the fuzziness setting in color range.

[roux2k11]

i did the color range but my annoying points keep on the pic :o

[thebaconrevolution]

all of these are fake or you have SERIOUS problems

[Tesorazorz]

@thebaconrevolution Noooooooooooo really???????? Oh my god he's been fooling us ALLL!

[TheKevin8822]

Thank you very much you are awesome. Thanks again

[taraldo96]

is all of the things people are saying in the back set up or is it recorded live?

[kxmode]

The magic wand is for sunshine bus people.

[BritneyDarkspears]

0:21 team meeting 

[DontFuckMeBro]

unread messages

"important: Deadline"

"URGENT: please READ THIS!"

"Presentation has been RESCHEDULED"

"DONNIE: DO NOT IGNORE THIS"

"YOUR JOB IS AT STAKE"

"RE: your Safety audit. contact me IMMEDIATELY"

read messages

"what are u wearing?"

[skin9n]

LMFAO!!!!!!

[SkyMaro]

344 people use the magic wand tool.

[furiousmike62]

lol in his email one of the mails read : what are you wearing?

[BRADERZ2008]

i felt awful at the end but i cant say I wasnt expecting it

[jmbrown8273]

344 people don't like Dane Cook!

where the fuck is the van

[ubermonkey120]

I feel so bad for his character

[SkyMaro]

Wait... do the nipples cost a half dollar... or are they the size of a half dollar? O_0

[MTClifeNetwork]

dude, I laughed sooooo friggin' hard!!! great job

[deathX707]

hes getting angry you wont like it when he is angry

[vxpvpxv]

WOW... im actually watching tutorials not for help but for fun xD

[apatterson2k]

Same as for the background ringing.

[The2ndSamuelPrice]

That ringing in the background really tripped me out, i kept taking my headphones off to see who was calling and it was never anybody :(

[xXMichal9559Xx]

@The2ndSamuelPrice I ve got that when im wachting porno

[iRecordRandomVids]

I hope you all know that this is a informational comedy skit :D

[theqwertymuffin12]

Jesus man, pull yourself together haha jk ur awesome

[moonstruck2009]

You are awesome, will you marry me?

[SmalltimR]

There are far to many guys reaching for their magic wands these days.

It's a problem!

[redtiger614]

Yes, i reached for the magic wand... I feel so ashamed D:

[MyDamnChannel]

@redtiger614 Don't worry, we forgive you. Now we can all grow from it.

[violetart08]

i wanted to feel bad for you at the end when you were blowing up your vacation spot, but i couldnt stop laughing my ass off.

[gurenig]

3:10 Donnie, I I'm not trying to disparage your awesome Photoshop skills,

but wouldn't it be better if you'd change the blending mode to Multiply?

just sayin'

[phanable1]

This dude is the best!!!!

[MyDamnChannel]

@phanable1 We think so too. Make sure to check out some of the other great series we have! They're pretty awesome as well.

[KingOfTheBeyond23]

My momma called you, and wants to have a talk with yo momma! YO MOMMA IS NOW GONNA YELL AT YOU! HA HA!

[1990banks]

hehehe awww no holiday bad one D

[tpandd]

is anyone else more interested in the story line than the photoshop

[fireballs450]

Donnie: *gasp*

Boss: I can hear him breathing and clicking.... do you need help?

Donnie: *GASP*

Boss: DONNIE!

Donnie: AARRRRGGHGHG *cuts out*

[The14thOrder]

@fireballs450

Size, of course.

[justxboredx3]

lol is this work thing real??

[iloveyouruki]

I'm not even watching these for the tutorials, this guy is epically hilarious to listen to. Best tutorials ever!

[SkyMaro]

Wait....Do the nipples cost a half dollar or are they the size of a half dollar?

[studiorobo]

LOL at the end. His vacation was cancelled

[bubblt]

wow i know this is from 2008 but that is some old lookin windows.

[keodakilla]

@bubblt its vista, dunno if xp could support cs3

[crisdaniel22]

u could just change the blending mode to multiply....

[uilium]

my wife yells at me all the time in my videos,

[smashcubie41]

i cant stop laughing!!! I am crying and can't stop! Love the vids

[AQrespect]

hahahah nice



[barrapap]

I fucking lol'd at how he got the explosion so fastvin there.

[plumbersteve]

they aren't 'not real' He shows you a PS technique and how to use it. And he's funny. That's a great tutorial. What I wanna know is...how did he make the explosion drop onto the BG in the end? He didn't render it out from the black background...?

[DarkStringCape]

@plumbersteve Didn't need to, he just used a blending mode. Exclusion or Difference probably, didn't get a good look.

[QofLife69]

Dane Cook???

[HaseoXaron]

OMG MAN WHERE THE HELL DO YOU GET THESE VIDEO IDEAS FROM !!! YOU'RE SO FREAKING AWESOME !!!

[themarxmarvelous]

I'm blown away that some people STILL think these are real.

[Meltedsnake4]

Hahaha these tutorials are great!

[cutsixx]

this guy is so good at photoshop... but sooooo annoying!!!!

[Shinzu92]

@cutsixx lol stupid youtuber.

[rodrigopacheco12]

@Shinzu92 indeed

[sparkiy12]

nuke beach

[platinumfleece]

This one oh my god

[haffane]

lol he talks 2 much

when he's gonna shut up -_-

[bnanasplit13]

watch?v=kAbWX9gOLbg

Fastest way to learn photoshop



[Fordgt171]

are you ok? I hear breathing and clicking...

[oldboytakeshi]

he's like dr cox from scrubs.

[jackette55]

this is really funny! And then it got Incredibly awesome at the end!!!!!!!

[zetsway121]

LMAO. i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yesmaybeso1022]

at the bottom right it says 12:25 AM... you're at work at midnight?

[gummiosten]

@yesmaybeso1022 Its possible, my dad does till 1o clock...

[stroudify]

@yesmaybeso1022 he is working cause his wife annoys him when he is home.

[aelix56]

@yesmaybeso1022 Night shift?

[Kevinofrepublic]

@yesmaybeso1022 If my wife was a demon donkey witch I'd work night shifts as well.

[Dyylllllaannnnn]

@yesmaybeso1022 Ever heard of 3rd shift? -_- & it's not serious

[IamHexxorz]

@yesmaybeso1022 12pm is midnight you retard

[pl4uG3]

@IamHexxorz lol... 12 am is midnight. 12 pm is noon.

[Mafia1779]

"I know you had your uh little man self discovery trip or whatever you had planned but um..." Lmao

[Imakevidslongtime]

the end AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[TheTribet]

Lol the scream at the end

[ussjin3]

The "we're trying to have a team meeting here" guy sounds like the dean from Community.

[GuitarGuru87]

I loved the end with the Hue/Saturation and the mushroom cloud.

[essoteso]

are u a satanist?

[bogdy016]

loooooooooool =))

[BlaizeWarfield26]

so funny

[Kromoh]

this is fucking hilarious

[jammingboy1]

HAHAHA U GOT ME ROFLING XD

[larisaTH]

aside from how fucking hilarious this is, that PS trick is really awesome

[bllmut]

i dont even have photoshop but this is hilarious

[jeffer1984]

could you pls make a tutorial instead of a bunch of nonsense - sorry...1st movie was fun..now it gets annoying...i want to learn something here wich actually doesnt help with all those nonsense in between

[darkbluemars]

there's no phebco in google :)

[Sharmilka]

these videos should be labeled:

Photoshop-THE HARD WAY

[kainswor9170]

hahahaha the messages in your inbox YOUR JOB IS AT STAKE. *ignores*

[Cheezmik]

dude you are the best

[Victim5and5Villain]

Bwahahahaha!!!! I *love* how it cuts off!

[SuperDbzmaster]

are you masturbating?

[point6000x]

Pure awesomeness!!! :-D

[dudeomondo]

Love love love it!! Me laffin omg.....

[MadCatMk254]

"i can hear you breathing and clicking"

[davidthatis]

This is so fucked up but yet wierdly funny and informative... I dont know whether to hate this douchbag or love him...This shit causes schizophrenic reactions on a conscious level

[xxVampirePenguinxx]

@davidthatis Just ask if you like Dane Cook.

[1300david]

genius.... as always.....

[h0nfar]

I COULDN'T GIVE TWO ARBY'S FRENCH DIPS! LOLOLOL

[lyksar]

XD All of these 'you suck at Photoshop' tutorials are hilarious!! I know I'm going to hell, but I can't help it. I really do feel sorry for him, his life is falling apart! But it's just so goddamn funny!!

[AREASHIFTYONE]

@lyksar you are aware its all an act right?

[TheMrSolidS]

al in most tutorals you hear something

[bieberfever1220]

@GwenethLieberson688 thanks but i want PhotoShop CS2.

[bieberfever1220]

where can i download photoshop?

[porygonL]

you photoshop your anger... SO DO I!

[kiwisoft]

are you masturbating or got heart attack dude !

[JAGHETERROBIN]

LOL at the end :D

[kid356]

It would be nice if you taught more and rambled less

[Soulrider2012]

Cut the stupid crap by 98% and people might actually learn something and be entertained. You have a great concept but take it way to far most of the time. A few funny things or comments along the way are fine but stupid crap that takes you away from the tutorial completely are more annoying than anything.

[Jaytee1227]

@Soulrider2012 Dude... this is for entertainment. He doesnt actually care if you learn anything...

[MrsBenzedrine1]

@Soulrider2012 I think his videos are both entertaining and good material to learn. You may think that his 'antics' are distracting, but I don't (as do most people).

[PYROSF]

"Donnie, i can hear you breathin' and clickin'."

"Do you need help Donnie?"

"Donnie."

[jessisacookie333]

I want you to teach me, TEACH ME NOWWW

[JAYTORRES1000]

ahahahahaahahhaa thanks for the vid

[ludvig218]

are you drunk right now?

[piromaniakkk]

=))

[IFrankieI]

lmao

[kobe316316]

LOL random nuke it looks so funny!

[Zedorwin]

LOL what a way of learning

[jopojopo1]

i saw this like, a year ago and it still makes me snort my juice box laughing! im actually looking this vid up Because i have to erase the bg from a hairstyle pic and i dant want to use the wand tool!

[The2DumbPlumbers]

STOP MASTURBATING.

[batlin]

What's disturbing is that this series is actually a great tutorial. Laughs AND knowledge for free... What could be better?

[jericsynergy]

Soooooo funny.

[vamozero1]

meu so eu de brasileiro



[tungah]

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