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  • I said this already but...

    a bunch of episodes were zombies aper from the rotten food in the fridge that the boss left in their over the weekend and they can only use NERF guns to kill them but they diaper than reaper in the middle of different episodes and they must walk around with NERF guns all the time ready to go on a killing frenzy.

    see this can go on and on for random episodes.=]

  • Allright who voted to make them stop

  • Competition expired.. :-P

  • And more ideas

    5. Lent: the holiday where people boast about their piety.

    6. The NOT secret office affair couple.

    7. 1 of Greg's enemies gets Promoted to a made up position that doesn't come w/ more money & has later hrs

    8. Greg goes around collecting (with interest) on anything anyone has ever "borrowed" (i.e. a dime, a paper clip, a Tic-Tak).

    9. Greg decides he wants to get in on the girl scout cookie hustle/ racket with forms, a picture of someone else's kid and an envelop to collect cash

  • Some other ideas -

    1. someone at the office actually comes in on their days off...

    2. HR implements Office get fit challenge

    3. The boss brings in someone for training who happens to be a hot woman and apparently Terry had a drunken night with (obviously she was going through something to drink that hard to go home with him)

    4. The company wants to make a promotional video or commercial - deliberately leaving Greg out. Somehow Greg inserts his own footage.

  • I know I'm late and all... but what if there was talk about merging offices? Greg could suggest to his boss which of the employees he thinks he'd like to see and not see come over (obviously he wouldn't mind the hot girls)

  • matt dreams he shoots up the office then burns it down

  • Terry says - I'll probably use my money to get one of those mail order brides.

  • Everyone in the office gets a bonus in their check except greg. Greg has to listen to everyone talk about how they are going to spend their bonuses. Greg is pissed so he comes up with a plan that makes everyone lose their bonuses. Greg finds out at the end it was just a payroll mix up and he was going to get a bonus too.

  • hey! thts british reggie! he isnt british after alll! greg was rite!

  • yaaaah i agree with Dupeo its over

    get on with you life

  • Wow, people are idiots. They've aleready chosen 5, had a vote, and made the episode. Stop posting suggestions you morons, they aren't being read.

  • These are office related topics you could make a show out of:

    Parking space arguments

    People talking about celebrities like they know them based off gossip show

    People trying to get greg to join a book club featuring the lastest hot teenage novel..

    Terry and the guys want to have a poker night

    This one has been used a lot, but is very common. Greg eats someones labeled food out of the fridge or someone eats gregs

    Office chair race

    Someone falls off a ladder changing a bulb and greg doesn't help

  • how about this:

    Christian Jase brings in, idk, a nun, priest, fellow Christian, and asks Greg to contribute to some cause, like, Charity for the Colorblind before showing him all the cool stuff he can get if he donates

    Greg is Greg, and says something that has the guest throw holy water on him before running off.

    or

    Greg starts his own "zoo" around the office to try and make some extra cash, and everyone keeps finding really random animals in really random places.

  • terry hires a stripper for greg during work

  • but it would hav to be a name like kelly and turn out to me a man... or crossdresser... terry gets all into it, makes everyone else uncomfortable. the chud guy days something about check the neck... of course it is obvious to everyone but terry that it is a guy

  • Have Mark brag about having a date... Really have him build it up.. Then have him return to work but walk around like his ass is sore....

  • greg goes back in time and stops himself from ever getting hired there

  • lol

  • Greg runs an escort service on the side during work hours.

  • that was kinda already done in Elevator....

  • GREG GETS CAUGHT SMOKING WEED AT work..

  • what if the show starts off where terry asks greg "whats up"

    then greg goes on with his rambling and also tells terry that he hired a hooker but couldn't pay the tab.

    terry says something terry-ish.

    and then greg explains that the hooker would NOT get her pimp after him if greg lands her a job at the office because she was tired of being a hooker,

    (optional: the reason she is tired of being a hooker, could be because of gregs bad sex, but like i said, optional.)

    or something like that.

  • Greg gets transfered to a new office where the send him back because of how little he works...

    (idk i came up with this in like 2 seconds :D)

  • CONFLICTING vacation schedules.

    I hate when that happens...

  • You film in cubicles for crying out loud....farts in confined spaces are always damned funny...are you guys retards or what?

  • Greg call a Call girl / Escort to the office for the day. She makes copies for him, sits in his office, but never does anything "for" him. All of the other women are mad, but the boss, who has more money, takes her away from greg, into his office, and closes the door (and shades, if he has any).

  • Greg is appointed by HR due to a conflict of scheduling, to interview a candidate. The candidate enters the conference room where Greg waits with a Marquis de Sade expression. The interview begins and Greg rips the guy apart, beggining with his school's football team, experiences, hobbies and other information. After convincing the guy that he is a loser, Greg convinces him into changing his life around and go pursue his dreams of helping children in Africa or something.

  • Greg gets high on crack and the smoke makes everyone in the room high.

  • or the girl with the wedding picture album gets divorced and greg tells her now he feels great about not wasting his time looking at it

  • greg hires a zombie pirate to do his work and actually gets promoted, plus gets a crappy promotion gift wich he gives to the zombie pirate

  • Greg got a secret love affair with the wife from his officeboss. And his Boss know something over that !!!

    ^^

    Chris

  • greg gets an inportant fax and makes a paper airplane out of it throws is btween him and a friend doodes on it crubles it up starts to shoot hoops with it and than the rest writes its self !!!!!!!! : )

  • Greg actually does some work but someone steals his idea and a war starts between them @_@

  • RAPE

  • Greg gets addicted to an internet game and refuses to leave the office.

    ///

  • <3 sorry

  • i was going to say something zombies, then I remembered you'd already done zombies.... sorry

  • terry dates a lady boy and does'nt relize it until greg points it out.

  • greg gets a new girlsfriend and brings her to the office sarah gets drunk cause she broke up with her boyfriend greg mistakes her drunkeness for jealousy, eventually leaves new girl for sarah but sarah gets back with old boyfriend...sorry greg

  • More Terry More Terry More Terry... Terry Gets Promoted And Is Now Gregs Boss

  • Jase starts dating a beautiful woman, whom Terry first recognizes as a former porn star/stripper.

  • Greg discovers that his long-lost brother is Nalts, who falls during a presentation to the staff.

  • Terry decides to plant a Mentos and Diet Coke bomb in the break room fridge.

  • Matt joins a Fight Club, and bumps into the boss at Fight Club. Of course they can't talk about it...

  • Greg actually snaps and kills everyone....

  • Greg loses his mind and goes on a killing spree around the office, killing co-workers in unconventional ways, most likely involving office supplies.

  • Greg and Harold the Janitor get into a fight... for some reason

  • how bout the workers have to compete for a promotion. and what were u drinking? ive never seen that b4

  • Greg falls into an alternate universe through the supply closet where everything is the complete opposite of his office.

  • How about shuffling the characters? Terry as the annoyed Greg and Greg as the annoying Terry...

  • Sara rejects Greg for Terry?

  • Terry shacks up with a werewolf and gets super fleas, thus spreading them around the office.

  • GReg hires a midget to run around the office and kick people at random moments

  • Terry brings in his nephew Cody to be the mailboy, who screws everything up and steals stuff and has sex with one of the gals in the office.

  • Greg gets a new supervisor and he terrorizes the person until s/he quits

  • youtube should be sorry they let people like you post crap like this

  • Heritige day, every1 dresses up and acts like where they came from, the nerds thinks he came from space or sumthing, and terry dresses up in a giant vagina suiet, where as all the other people in the office dress in the style their heritige countries, exept for greg of course

  • kinda liked the idea with the Korean baby... coulda worked...

    What if Greg wore a kilt? All sorts of fun stuff you can do with that. that might be more of a Terry thing though... But then He couldn't make fun of greg for wearing a skirt.

  • Greg tells everyone that they are having a random drug test in a couple hours, and for some reason everyone seems to get sick and go home eairly leaving him alone in the office.

  • Greg decieds to form a union and promises to negotiate a better wage for everyone but only seems to collects weekly dues from everyone.

  • The office gets a new life insurance policy that Greg isnt happy about paying for, so he fakes his death and tries to collect on it.

  • or talks terry into faking his death and splitting the money....to get rid of terry for awhile and get some money out of it.

  • Gregs cousin is in town for the weekend...and his cousin and terry get along way to well and annoy the office with 2 terrys.

  • = 0 of 3 =

    [1] Terry goes on vacation and has to decide where to go - the cheapest possible place of course

    [2] he decides on Tijuana, so he perpetually brags about what an awesome time he is going to have

  • = 1 of 3 =

    [3] Greg is so annoyed with Terry that he teaches him some Spanish. He tells him: "Yo soy un coolo grande." Greg tells him it means "I am very cool." and that the chicks really love the fact that he speaks Spanish.

    [4] The Office puts up a bet - will Terry be arrested, get an STD, be deported - or all three?

    [5] Next Terry is seen in Tijuana partying at a club (flashing lights, girls, beer, music, etc.) and then he says the line to this really attractive girl (cut away).

  • =2 of 3 =

    [6] Next you see Terry back in the in the office from his vacation and everyone is surrounded utterly dumbfounded - he did not get arrested, catch any STDs, nor was deported. Instead he's showing the guys pictures of his _nights_ with all the beautiful Spanish hotties. (Sarah is beside herself, looks, and tells Terry he's a pig. To which Terry replies: you got that right, "Yo soy un cool grande!!" (Sarah screams off camera.)

  • = 3 0f 3 =

    (Side issues: Terry is not an ounce darker - how come? Also, Sarah finally tells T-dog what that expression which Greg taught him really means... does he know? does he care? ... )

    [7] Next scene Greg is at a local bar in the barrio (in Cleveand?) and uses the line expecting some kind of positive feedback. The next day T-dog has to pick him up from the pound b/c is they didn't arrest him, the police report said he would have spent the night in the morgue!

    - END -

  • have bill come in whining about something and greg reluctently says "what..." and bill says "my gf cheated on me" greg says "i know" then you have a flash back of a party where greg is talking to bill's gf to imply that hes the reason. then you guys can take it from there.

  • Merger...with a mirror image company...or polar opposite...whatever is funnier.

  • for the cell phone one he should change it to like an explosion sound and have everyone evacuate the building, or claim there is a fire... but there isnt

  • Have Cameron invite Greg to his Dancing with the Stars finally party. Greg goes b/c he thinks he is confident in his sexuallity and inadvertently makes a pass at a cross dresser whom goes home with Terry. Terry finds out its a dude the HARD way. Anything with Cameron. I just love watching that fag stare at nuts.

  • Have terry go around with a video camera saying that he is shooting a video to put on youtube...and somewhere in there have him trying to look down sara's shirt or at her ass or something and then getting all in greg's face about saying something for the camera.

  • Greg starts to date a slutty mail girl/lady to try and make Sarah jealous.

  • you guys all join a band in the office and try to play, you decide on a few names like: "V-Loggers" and stuff like that and you just say screw it and just walk out, a funny line at the end, then ur done! :)

  • Greg learns how to change the ringer on his work phone, and changes to a very loud, bull-horn,

    thats scares the living shit out of everyone. After a while, every thinks it's pretty

    cool, and customizes their own ringer.. This pisses of Greg, because of all the annoying ringers. And gets up crying asking everyone to go back to normal.

    Ideas for ringers :

    Terry (woman having orgasm), Chad (his college fight song), Jason (the song 'Jesus loves me'), , Sara (the I am Bitch song).

  • Not a bad idea, only how about, everyone starts customizing their phone (or cellphone) ring tones, and Greg gets fed up with it so he changes his to a blow horn, (or something similarly annoying, frightening) and refuses to change it back until everyone does too.

  • Good twist. It actually plays better with Greg's mode to retaliate, instead of instigate. Good suggestion. If we get picked, we can share in the (somewhat) spotlight. (haha)

  • Greg does some April Fools prank to piss everyone off, which bugs everyone further because April Fools day has already passed.

    He can do something like glue everyones office utensils to their desk so they cant pick them up (keyboards, pencils, staplers, etc...)

  • Have Greg over hears Terry recording one of his V-Logs, at work, and offers to assist him with the recording and editing. Thus producing an extremely gay-related V-log. (Not that there's anything wrong with that).

  • Have everyone bug the living sh$t out of Greg, to join Facebook, so that they can become even closer.

  • rearange the cube walls to form a maze forcing them to learn new routs to all their most visited parts of the office/ getting lost, you know mouse learning expiriment type stuff.

  • somebody in the office (preferably greg) starts playing World of Warcraft and then gets so sucked in that they think they are in world of warcraft and start responding to the enviroment and people around them like they are still in the game

  • A Japanese company buys their company and each employee has to explain exactly what their job is.

  • AAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!

  • its quitting time and he got to go to the gym and he didnt want to stay back any longer cause he knows there is always last min shit cause of other ppl lateness he got his gym bag and try desperately to escape all the boss and supervisor trying to give him last min work... from there u know what to do...... escape break window jump down from one building to the next... knock somebody out.... any shit u can think of to escape.............

  • Gregg converts to Voodoo to haras the office and the religious guy.

  • Terry hires a woman to "stalk" him so he can pretend that women like him.

  • plot- terry has a hot sister you guys do the rest

  • Greg pulls a huge office prank for April Fool's Day, that could be pretty funny

  • Wow....I just really had a fabulously mediocre idea. Unfortunately, I'm ashamed I even had it since it's based my sucky, stupid every day experience right now that I almost walked out on but thought better of it since I prefer the concept of hand to mouth to nothing-in-hand to mouth. Have you thought of borderline-senile been-there-twenty years types yet?

  • Plot idea -

    New character: Zachary -- A chronic masturbator that has been fired from previous places of employment and lied on his resume just to get employed to the office. He also lied about having an astigmatism just so he could get the corner space in the office, which also happens to be the darkest area. Greg comes around pretending to do work (cause he never actually is) and Zachary is shown mashing the escape key as if his mother had just walked in to him in the prepubescent years.

  • He continues with " Maybe I can squeeze you in. Oh well you know my number so don't be a stra-- Hey look at the time Clyde's making Mojitoes" Then add some niffty outro and your perfect. You're welcome.

  • Other office members are there too and everyone is just awing over Clyde. Any time Greg says something witty they high-five. Even Sarah notices Greg and he starts to get his mack on. When Sarah asks if they can go out some time he says," Yeah, um, Geez I don't know Sarah, you see Clyde and I were gonna go see a monster truck show tonight (Orangutans fucking love monster trucks). In fact the whole social calender seems pretty full. I tell you what, I'll make a note (What was your name again?)

  • OK this is what you do. Greg gets an orangutan. I'm not talking a little monkey or some dancing chip bullshit, I mean a fucking orangutan. Don't ask me how you're gonna get a fucking orangutan, because that;s not my problem. So the orangutan's name is Clyde. This is non-negotiable; all orangutans are named Clyde. Anyways, Greg and Clyde become man (and ape) around the office. You're seen copying things, using the vending machine, all that stuff. Of course Terry and Bill are hanging out with you.

  • . greg has a dream about being gay with terry

    . greg raps in the middle of the office

    . greg is in denial about him bein ugly

  • Office Ideas:

    - Greg decides to do laundry in the office

    - Unnecessary Procedures

    - Vacation Days, used to vacation at the office

    - Guy that talks WAY to loud on the phone

    - The candy man - ALWAYS giving out sweets

    - Greg opens an ice cream stand in the cubicle

    - Terry makes another V-Log???(its due time)

    - Gregs Soundboard (make a soundboard of generic reponses to customer calls, make a link if it so we can hae our own - Greg's Office Soundboard)

    - FINALLY - Tornado Warning/Drill

  • ummm how about you make your next episode with legos? i don't really have an idea but itd be funny to see a bunch of lego terry and gregs..

    or maybe for easter, you hide easter eggs all over and then have people finding them and then...one blows up? im not sure. or bring your pet to work day and most people have dogs or cats and then other people come along with a platypus or something

    best i could think of. hope it helps!

  • I like the "Pimp My Cubicle" idea..

  • Greg finds a growth on his penis. He has entire penis removed and keeps it in a jar on his desk. He charges people to see it. Turns out to be a rotten carrot.

  • What if someone comes out of the closet???? Like wheel chairlee or.....idk

  • upside down pplz!!

  • how ab. like....................there was a big prty last night and the next day at the office every1's like .....dude did i have sex with u last night and like no1 remembersanything........dats all i got

  • hope this isn't too late:

    Bill loses 50 pounds and has a six pack, he attracts all the office girls.

    Now the tables are turned and bill ridicules greg's lifestyle...

  • how about everyone in the office gets addicted to like World of warcraft or somethin and they're like tradin items and stuff and then the boss gets pissed or w.e

  • Is this video upside down for anyone else? Its creepin me out O_o

  • weeeee want kandi...

  • i want to see like terry turn into like a super man or like build a little paper army or have a new craze of tricking out your office space like cribs or do one where terry comes out of the closet wink wink april fools haha

  • Greg falls asleep at work and wakes up at 2:00 AM. He founds himself with a bunch of crazy janitors and must make his way out of the office without being seen.

  • its greg you twat

  • A rumor starts, that Greg turned in his 2-weeks notice. As rumors fly around, over the next couple of weeks, the spirit of the office gets brighter, everyone is happier, & production is at an all time high. Co-workers approach Greg, who admits, 'he's leaving'.

    It gets back to his boss, who is now in a terrific mood,, & confronts Greg about it, who totally denies the rumor, & has no idea where it got started. Greg then admits to the camera, that he was hoping to get a good-bye 'boink' from Sara.

  • I'm sure someone already suggested this, but I've noticed a whole bunch of video's that are flagged as either "private" or not available anymore. It'd be good to see those.  Thanks.

  • Cultural heritage day at the office where everyone dresses up to look like their ancestors

  • lol @ you guys drinking straight chasers. real men!

  • How about doing an episode where it's April Fools Day in the office? Somebody (probably Terry) starts pranking people, who then decide to retaliate with pranks of their own.

  • Greg tries to get himself a 15,000,000  dollar bonus like the guys at AIG.

  • Have Milton from Office Space show up looking for his stapler

  • There is downsizing going on.  Greg pretends to be a model employee by stealing credit and throwing the other employees under the bus.

  • due to the recession, greg has to share his cube.

  • 1 - Introduce a Toastmasters chapter to the office and have someone try to get Greg signed up - better yet, get Bill to try and get him to join. Perfect

  • 1- Get out of the office: Business trip

    2- Office Bridal Shower

    3- Office baby shower

    4- 1st episode: leaky ceiling under Greg's desk. Follow up: work crew annoying Greg by getting in the way/making noise while fixing the leak.

    And I would like to vote for another suggestion I've seen- take your kid to work day.

  • It is Girl Scout cookie time again, how about dealing with coworkers/bosses trying to pressure Greg into buying stuff he doesn't want for their kids.

  • Greg adopts a kid from india and outsources his work to his kid.

  • Greg raising sponsership for an event which he's not really planning to do. He just wants the money for beer because the recession has hit him hard.

  • Do one about an April Fools Day prank, but make it something Greg would do

  • There's this guy at work that always tells me his quote of the day and Duck tape uses from his stupid calenders

    im on the verge of stealing those stupid calenders

  • so yeah please make a video of this so i can forward this to him and everyone else

  • I think you should go back and reshoot all previous 200 episodes in Spanish. I understand there's a huge demand for Spanish language programming. One of the fastest growing demographics, I'm told. Don't miss the boat!!

    - Andrew

  • Terry wants Greg to go on a double date with him. If Greg goes he finds out the girls are really guys!!!

  • There is a murder in the office. Margi, Keith and many other obnoxious characters take it upon themselves to try and find out who the killer is. Lots of people suspect Greg. The ending is that either

    that it's all someone in the office's dream

    or

    Cameron performs a voodu ritual to bring them back to life and it works. The catch is that he also brings back speaker phone ryan.

  • A really hot guy gets hired and you know the rest

    A bigger ass than Greg is hired

    Corperate is comming to the office

  • Fluke luck has has greg become manager for a day

  • Greg gets promoted

    office olympics

    All the office workers get dieheria or food poisoning from an office luncheon Greg might have done it .

    All the managers are at some confrence and their is no manage ment

  • what all the office worker will do if the y were in charge

  • the office internet network and lights go down completely, but everyone is still forced to work by candle light everyone starts to go stir crazy because they can't check their emails, facebook etc. greg discovers the reason the internet and lights are down is bc a simple switch in the basement was flipped, he toys with the idea of telling anyone the truth to avoid really working

  • Greg rearranges things around the office to confuse and irritate people:

    Terry - "Hey, where's the sock I bate in on my lunch break?"

    Sarah - "What the hell is this crunchy sock doing on my keyboard?"

  • I would suggest an episode having to do with "The Bridesmades", Jim and Camerons band.

    That's honestly all I've got.

  • terry finally scores... WITH HUNGOVER CHAD!?

  • greg pretends to be pregnant

    greg pretends to have cancer

    greg pretends to have some made up disease

    these all for gifts and sympathy and money lol

  • greg is fired but decides he has more fun at the office peeing everyone off than him sitting at home all day doing nothing (HE MISSES FLIRITING WITH SARAH)

  • Good idea!

  • This could be funny - or they find out he is an illegal immigrant.

  • Agree! They dropped her too fast.

  • Great! Now add to that: Greg decides the only way to maintain the new found popularity is to stay drunk all the time - but not too drunk.

  • Great one!!!!

  • I LOVE it!!!!!

  • How about greg is actually working and everyone is suprised and and gets a raise. after a month he stops working and starts doing nothing!! so terry or someone else comes and asks why did he stop working again!! and then he answers that he punch prostitude in the face and he needed the money to cover his court fine!!

  • By some mistake in HR - Terry is promoted to manager (Greg reports to him). It turns out that Terry is actually good at it and realizes his true potential for leadership, at that point corp HR fixes the mistake sending Terry back to drone-drudgery and Terry and Greg get drunk at lunch.

  • I love how you all have the crap that everyone has in their home bar - but NEVER drinks.

  • Someone moves into the otherside of gregs cubicle, who is secretly gay.

    Greg trys to convince everyone

    fail.

    Guy comes out to greg at the end with something hilarious.

  • ok how about a john malkavich in the office

  • Greg Listens to pornography loudly in his cubicle. Boss comes over to yell at him & turn it off. Greg argues back that it's what makes him productive. Terry makes a cameo appearance at the end giving a one-liner

  • If pornography doesn't work, then other disturbing office audio - Rick Roll over & over again for example

  • greg pretends to be gay to get out of a harassment case

  • Any Easter day fun with JAremy,,

  • what's up w/ the 40 proof liquor? get some scotch and you'll get some ideas.

  • brainstorm?? like farting in a paper bag?

  • how about greg is calling in for the day from jail and then asks the boss to come bail him out because he got a d.u.i.

  • How about a new hire hot girl that is a big flirt but never puts out.

  • Bill is trying to fix the copier Greg comes in and turns it on for him. After a few times of this. Greg comes in and finds bill with the copier in pieces. Greg freaks

  • Greg gets lucky with Laura. Greg marries her Time skip 5 years Greg is baby sitting a screaming kid while she is passed out. 10 years and she is leaving a hotel room with terry. A pi plays a video of them leaving the room. She says that terry is the best she has had and terry says "ya I know baby Im not like that looser like ur ..." 15 years and she rolls over in bed fat, smoking, missing tooth ... Greg wakes up panicked and in a cold sweet. Laura comes over to see whats wrong. Greg freks

  • I don't know if anyone has already said anything like this but how about Greg's psycho obsessed ex-girlfriend finds out that he's still single shows up at the office to try and win Greg back. Then Greg has to figure out way to get rid of her by either pawning her off on Terry or paying Sara lots of money to fake being his new girlfriend.

  • *****************************

    The office hires a new person, and Greg is in charge of training him. But he turns out to be just like Greg is. So the whole episode is Greg getting overly frustrated at the new guy. Greg eventually loses it on the guy, and finds out it was a big setup by the Boss.

    ******************************­************

  • Greg gets off on the wrong floor, and there is a bizzaro type office. he loves it there, but the greg from that floor goes to his, hilarity ensures...

  • I'd also like to see a midget coworker get introduced that has a short people syndrom and when he gets after greg and others he stands on chairs as greg does his majic.

  • music would be like what they play for those snakes in a basket for that feel.

  • make sure the guy is dressed in like the whole shabang but in a suit with the whole head thing and beard. when you pan into his eyes make sure u play some music from them thar caves. as greg gets the stare he shivers. and so on with other characters same ticking devices in boxs. in the end he gets fired and as the whole group stands there you pan into his eyes music plays and he smiles an evil smile & says something sarcastic that greg would say & u see smoke (like a magician) and poof hes gone.

  • Intoduce a new character a guy from pakistan, manger of employee productions. greg & the others are convinced he is bin laden. When the new guy speaks to greg about how late gregs been to work and how he could use his time more efficiant by comming in on time greg gets sarcastic with him, you go in to an eye shot it darkens as he stares @ greg. later greg goes back to his desk he finds a ticking package... when he starts yelling & gets everyone into a panic the guy opens the box and its a clock.

  • This may seem lame but my pet hate in the office is when some loser hogs up the printer by printing 1000 pages of non-work related crap and everyone has to wait for ages for for their own one page document. When the crowd/line gets bigger, you get to see everyone's subconscious reactions and that's the only entertaining part... but other than that, it's bloody annoying!

  • Flash backs of when Greg first started at the company.

    1. How everyone made it seem like working there was the best place in the world (a line u hear from every employee in every company, derr)

    2. His first office affair and getting in trouble for it.

    3. Meeting the gang and his first pranks

    4. How we all started hating/loving terry

  • some1 gets fired. plots to get his revenge in the most stupidest ways.

  • It's bring your child to work day, so Greg finds a random child on his/her way to school and drags them to the office with him so he can pretend to be showing them a day at work so he doesn't have to actually work. Of course everyone knows that no one would procreate with Greg, so everyone's trying to find out where this child really belongs. The kid goes missing and they end up finding him/her with Terry, who is giving a birds and the bees talk... Terry style.

  • Greg has a "nice" twin (as oppose to the evil twin, hence Greg) that no one knows about. Then Greg wants to go to the track, thinking he's got some inside info on a sure bet. So then he gets his twin bro to cover for him at work "Creg" Then everyone starts talking with Creg (Bill Terry, etc.) He listens and gives good adivce, so they all think he has turned over a new leaf. Then Greg comes back unknowinly and everyone starts opening up to him, now Greg has all of this inside dirt on everyone.

  • Greg gets a traffic ticket. The office staff take turns stopping by his cubicle to offer advice on how to beat it.