LADY GAGA FT. BEYONCE "TELEPHONE" (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO) REVIEW

[H3ARm3RAWR]

lmao i love it :)

[feedingfrenzy123]

The pussy wagon is from kill bill

[onestepcloser17]

Lmao omg this is a great video you made me laugh a lot and I actually watched it all the way to the end (even tho I usually don't watch any YouTube video to the end). You definitely have a lot of charisma, you should be a talk show host or something ! :)

[dhacolombianpapi]

Telephone was the continuation of Paparazzi.

[KidRaggedBoy]

If you were wondering about all the posing and blank stares that because Gaga is a brainwashed murderer. She effectively kills everyone in the diner and makes a show of it by dancing amidst the corpses. Same with her sacrificing the man in Bad Romance. She has to put these symobols in her videos. It could be the director, the same guy who directed Paprazzi which was about her dehumanization. In Paparazzi she poisons one, in Telephone she poisons many. It's all the Illuminati. It's a damn shame.

[kelea1996]

you go girl!!! lool

[ShutTheDown]

the song is not actually about phones!

haha the song is about how we are controlled by media and a lot of stuff like that

dont take things too literal guys :)

[coolfool097]

yeah i love lady gaga i have gone to all of her concerts

[WakeUpCall4World]

lady gaga = illuminati puppet

[angelavizz]

stupid questions: what's a stan? lol

[ExcelleATL]

@angelavizz no such thing as stupid questions lol. A stan is a stalker fan, crazy ppl that live for a celebrity and make dumb excuses for the celeb for the things they do. kinda like the weirdo that commented below you lol

[clevm002]

All the reasons why you hate it... are reasons why she did it. She made it soooo packed with product placesments and stuff so you felt sick by the end of the video! So basically if you hated it... you have basically fallen for lady gaga's plan lol

[ExcelleATL]

@clevm002 dude this video is sooo 4 months ago get over it and stop making excuses for celebrities ugh too deep man.

[clevm002]

@ExcelleATL I'm not... it's just what she said on an interview. I was just telling you what its meant to be about.

[matze9to5]

"the video has nothing do to with the song"

word.... since that song got into my head I search for a message, but I don't know if I'm too stupid to get it or if it's just too obvious.

thanks for your review, was just looking for the original, long video

m.

[armytomboy]

YOU GO GIRL!!! TELL THEM OFF! your my idol! <3

[SairManzanas]

u sooooooooooooo funny

[beautynscience2010]

I love love love Lady Gaga but I did not like this video at all, I only saw it once. I love your review.

[lolascrib]

How random that video is! Great song though!

[Emmaxx96]

i love lady gaga

but like all her videos are weird like really really weird and they never really have anything to do with the song but i like her i thinks her weirdness is her orignality

[shikamarifan]

I like lady gaga I like the song and i like the video but I has nothin to do with a phone and was not wat I expected at all

[happymaggs]

lol i loved ur intro haha. but yea i agree wit u. the video has nothin to do with the song really. i expected it to b like a girl goes off to hang out wit her grls and her bf keeps calling her wen she just wants some privacy or something. dont yall think tht shoulda been the vid plot? but other than tht the costumes and makeup wer good.

[ExcelleATL]

@happymaggs i thought the guy wasnt really going to be dead and keeps calling her or it couldve been a prelude to paparazzi instead of a follow up story

[happymaggs]

@ExcelleATL yea. i just got tht idea cuz somone made their own homemade video of telephone and to me it made more sense than the real music video. but yea it could b a prelude to paparazzi. but i watched JCrunk55's vid and the video now is more clear for me but i still dont understand what it has to do with a club and some asshole calling her to much wen shes at some dumass jail with 30 ppl ther lol.

[ExcelleATL]

@happymaggs LMAO

[kooperoo102]

I agree

[PrettieSami]

LMAO you are hilarious. And agree with everything your saying. Love Gaga & Beyonce, Had it's ups and downs in the video but over all made absolutely NO SENSE. Loved the song since her monster album came out was siked for the video. Comes out and i go WTF that was a waste of what like 8 minutes of my life?? smh

[PersonalizedGaming]

Lol, I wonder how offended the people in the video are about reviews like this.

[ExcelleATL]

@PersonalizedGaming theyre making big bucks, i doubt they care or even

[TiffanGarcia]

yeah I sort of agree

[Mossykit]

Lady GaGa is awesome!

The video really didn't have stuff to do with the song though...

[ohitsali]

"i told you she didn't have a dick." that was genius. i understand why people don't like the video, but i actually liked it. i don't know, maybe i'm just a fan of weird stuff, hahaha.

[ExcelleATL]

@ohitsali nothing wrong with weird XP

[ExcelleATL]

@ohitsali nothing wrong with weird XP

[mjw61783]

I love you.

[WolfGirl577]

I absolutly love lady gaga but i agree with your verdict in the clip.

[catsareawesome1234]

i TOTALLY agree with u about da music video!!! lady gagas awesome but i didnt rlly like the video but i like the song :D

[catsareawesome1234]

i TOTALLY agree with u about da music video!!! lady gagas awesome but i didnt rlly like the video but i like the song :D

[xYukikoxX]

:-D Well you would prefer a Video which is showing what she's singing - so she would probably be in the disco and she would sing "It's my favorite song they're gonna play" - ridiculous .. Honestly - Just use your imagination and even you will have the ability to interpret it the right way..Not to be rude or anything .. But I associate a lot with the video ..

[issipigen]

i think shes just trying stuff out.. maybe even seeing how far she can take it.. we know she kind of likes to provoke her audience.. i think the vid was ok.. i have seen alot worse i must say hehe :D

[icic5]

look up lady and beyonce video phone Illuminati i think you'll get a better understanding on the concept of the vid

[Conpro46]

You pretty much hit the nail on the head with everything, in my opinion. And as for "Uncle Sam's hooker" haha priceless

[scarletallen123]

i like the video i aint that much of a lady gaga fan i prefer beyonce but i like them both but if you think about it it taking after paparazzi after she went jail at end of the song but that just me.

[vlad12374]

Lady gaga has a penis... lol

[Garcilith]

i hate lady gaga that weird robotic biatch!....oh yeah i went there hahaha

[indigobeauty1]

Gaga and beyounce are Monarch slaves!!!

[itsRubberducky]

I like your attitude lol:p

[NastiiBarbiie]

Girl Yes!! I Lovee Lady Gaga, the video was good, but hadd nothinq to do with the sonq at all. Totally Agree with you hun

[XOXDragonfliesXOX]

this is my opinion and i kinda like the video...it weird..but kinda cool!!

[shaneebabes]

haha your a crack up girl

[teaganaisbett7]

IKN ; i soo agree...

[shiannesamantha]

I am wit u I luv lady gaga but the video did not go wit da song

[fafmaf]

i am a really BIG lady gaga fan ,,,,,,

[HeroSuper2000]

cool

[Knuckles194]

cool Lady gaga fans unite

[ExcelleATL]

@angelkmohn it has review after it why are you commenting on a video with me talking instead of watching the video on vevo somewhere. duh

[hbrtmb2617]

i LOVE your attitude

[HollisterCanada]

Hahahhahaha - I found your review quite humourous!

Although I am a fan of the video and style, but don't worry I am not going to be an idiot and re-create her fashion/style. Its hers for a reason.

[jcool5451]

I like lady gaga too

[Swimmer6924]

I agree with you. I'm a true Lady gaga fan but this video suckeddd! It had nothing to do with the song. I liked bad romance video sooo much better. Good review of the video!!! :)

[bratz4girl]

@Swimmer6924 the telephone video kinda like a part 2 to paparrazzi cuz at the end of paparrazi vid ladygaga had a mund shot and in the begining of telephone it was her going to jail.after beyonce bailed her out and lady gaga tricked her into posining her boyfriend, but they posined the whole resturrant on mistake. then yea it makes a little more sence now, when you watch the behind the sencn it make a lot more sence

[Wvw712]

just wana say if you've seen all the other lady gaga music videos and followed her on the news, gossip etc. then you will see the connection of the video and the words and then you will realize its pure GAGA style...

[michaeljohnclaridad]

well you gotta point that the music video has nothing to do with the song.... :-\

[missdudettex]

i understand where your coming from, but personally i like this video :)

i am also a lady gaga fan, and i think your pretty mint! :)

[ExcelleATL]

i know its a continuation of paparazzi i just dont like the vid people. deal with it.

[charlottee9412]

Watch the FULL Paparazzi video and you will know what the plot was about, I personally love it!! Its artistic and creative unlike any other!! People don't like cus they don't get it!!!

[bittercokejjang]

yeah, gaga's telephone music video fails big time. Plot was terrible which has nothing to do with the lyrics or watsoever. I know guys apparently love it and its so obivious to know why..As for some disturbing scenes that show women's private parts and kissing and stuff, seriously I was like WT* ? it was too much.

[Shiro2809]

I'm a guy and thought it was weird, didn't care to much for it.

<3 Lady Gaga though ^^

[Ashcashly]

Lmao. U make me laugh

[whiteflyTV]

Lady gaga sux!!!!!!!!!!!

[schadowpussycatdoll]

you are so right :) I love Lady Gaga and i was looking forward to the video cuz i love the song, but when i saw the vid i was like WTF? Don't know what she was thinking lol

[ExcelleATL]

@schadowpussycatdoll maybe she did it out of irony lol

[xokara31xo]

hahaha im completely agree 100%

your too funny.:p

[alonzolerone]

hey baby

[ExcelleATL]

@alonzolerone hey honey bear lol

[TheCrapService]

I totally agree!!! U are soooooo funny!!!:D

[KateN650]

lol yr totally right

[sotme]

uncle sams hooker...lol best line ever! uncle sam wants you ;)...your right about the video

[julede21]

the point of the video was to show people she wasn't a man! thats why it didn't connect with the song!

[ndoctaug04]

ok i stopped in the middle cause no offense it was boring but good point

[ExcelleATL]

@ndoctaug04 none taken :P

[Mya35]

@ExcelleATL i think so. something like that. aha.

[minniemo67246724]

BOTTOM LINE:

I LOVE LADY GAGA

But That Video (Telephone)

Was Some Shit

[TheAmbot]

is that true???lady gaga does have dick??

[msmusiclover1100]

no she got it removed!!LoLz

[ectbumo365]

i agree wit ur opinion and i like lady gaga 2

[coralmcmurtry]

I think it's supposed to be like a sequel from paparazzi, cuz she gets sent to jail at the end of the video...but idk..

[lan3ll1]

I love love LOVE the TELEPHONE video,,, off the chain,, uhm,, its called creativity at its best

[spunkyred2]

i going to agree with you on that one

[ezes6zy]

i like your laugh ;-)

[tonymarlowe]

does gaga have a dick?

[Mya35]

to tonymarlowe:

I heard she was born a he/she but had female parts and then removed her dick. just what i heard.

[NewLeafs]

"i told you she didn't have a dick" $1,000,000 line!

[Rezz101]

Im liking your disclaimer ! lol ;)

[EmmaCherina]

lol I'm so proud of myself for getting your stan reference there :'D

and yea btw I agree with u on the video.

[Yrhp8268]

First of all, Lady Gaga already said that this video was supposed to be Part 2 of the Paparrazzi video. Remember how at the end of the Paparrazzi video she killed her boyfriend? That's where the Telephone video picked up. They were taking her to jail for killing her boyfriend.

By the way, the reason the video didn't make sense to you is because it was a storyline representing Illuminati mind control and Project Monarch.

To understand what I mean, check out: theindustryexposed(dot)com

[Jimmyfrominwood]

her past vid is much better

[ExcelleATL]

true i loved paparazzi and bad romance, but this one i dunno

[JausonP]

Yeh I agree with you about the crummy diolouge, your a deep thinker, so am I :) the only thig That attracted me to the video was the pretty colours.

[ExcelleATL]

LOL

[spynation10]

yes your animal instinct tells you this is bad for you that is it is illuminati mind control crap

[ExcelleATL]

uhm it was saying that exactly it was saying more 'wtf is this shit' but i read vigilant citizen who makes alot of valid point of mind control in music broadcasting media etc. but you cant think too deeply into it.

[TualatinOR]

Exactly why 500 characters again?

[TualatinOR]

The little side dance and smile Gaga does as she is leaving jail actually reminds me of The Joker in Batman. Also, I doubt this one will be a major hit as you only need to close your eyes and listen to the song! It doesn't do much of anything for me at all. In conclusion and I must say I kind of like it her videos have a huge similarity to older videos from music artists.. but with her own twist on each one. I like it.. always trying to figure out where I have seen that part before.

[spynation10]

ya mind control Illuminati bullshit , new world order

[11hehe111]

i know ,the video sucks

[1riicardoo1]

i feel that lady gaga is trying too hard to make her video looks artistic and deep , but video phone and telephone video aren't good , paparazzi might be her most artistic video , but telephone video was awful and just scene after scene putting together what she shoot ! and beyonce was like her bitch

[PeaceLoveDisney]

what's a stan?

[ExcelleATL]

remember that music video from Eminem called Stan? it was about an overly obsessed fan

[FanaticKitty1013]

Uncle Sam's hook'r .... OMG too funny~

it wouldnt be the first time....

i liked this review and i also liked the video

[vesperlovett]

i loved the video! full with inspiration!

michael jackson,madonna, quentin tarantino's kill bill and pulp fiction....

dialogues inspired in pulp fiction which i loved...

and the song does match the vid! well she was quite busy...she was killing people :)

[phychoangel15]

well i don't really agree with you about it having nothing to do with the song.

it's about the suffocation and imprisonment of the country to the media. name one person who isn't a slave to their phone. the msg isn't clear to understand but if u are a true fan then you can see the artistry behind the work. lady gaga isn't just a musician, she is an entertainer

[stargirl1048]

I loved the analogy that's how I felt! Yeah the video had nothing to do with the song and had too much going out for a simple club song. I hated how the song would end then start again the end and so on. And I'm a mega Lady Gaga fan.

[Sean2Z]

it was simply wierd.. and i cant see wht the video got to do with the song lol

[truckster89]

like totally agreed(:

[JEFFdarkholeHARDY2]

@ShaneDawsonTV

Hey Shane Whats Up!!

[TruthSerum101]

The video was engaging enough to add some life to a very tiresome "song".

[thedinopenguin]

Im a HUGE gaga fan and i agree with you on lots.

1. the virgin mobile stuff.. wtf?!

2. the WHOLE poison thing.... no i really didn't like that

i love the whole beginning though.. and i think the end was pretty good. i think beyonce should of had alot of better parts tho

[imbored2]

now im no gaga fan but you made me want to watch it

[leitalawlz]

Yeah I pretty much agree with all of what you said, and I love Lady Gaga. Not impressive video.

[PshYeahItzMe]

I thought the video was somewhat creative...what I will say is I am getting pretty f'ing tired of seeing gaga's crotch and ass !! >:\

[ForeignBelle14]

Well, I don't agree, but I can see what you're talking about (my mom was saying basically the same things as you).

I thought it was weird, but it was really entertaining. I liked it a lot. Not better than Bad Romance, but I don't hate it at all.

[Eloisethe2nd]

yeah i was trying to figure out the social commentary behind it and i got lost. i'm just gonna look for some kind of spark notes on it....

cause i'm lost

[ps208grad]

wooowz

[xKenai123x]

I like the Christmas socks analogy, I felt the same way watching the music video!

[BeBiLlyJ]

I hated that video too.  Worst video Beyonce ever made. It was BAD.

[Mez0333]

Too bad .. cuz i love the video !!

[b1ackic3]

you sound like the black chick from that vampire tv show....true blood or smth like that , u also look like here

[ExcelleATL]

yeah someone told me that earlier, i dont watch the show though is it any good?

[b1ackic3]

better than twilight that's for sho but still far from the real vampire movies xD

[Pearlygirl0]

she does! True Blood is really really good

[ExcelleATL]

im gonna watch i have it on demand so i can watch from the beginning

[alva510]

omg i thought i was the only one who thought this! i posted my review on facebook and peeps were straight getting pissed off .....like really? it aint that serious

[ExcelleATL]

OMG i know right i got called the n word like 10 times on this video lol i said i love gaga but if u look at the vevo vid it got 3 stars so we're not the only ones that feel this way. lot of ppl on twitter arent feeling it too much either. LOL someone even told me to leave youtube. lol this place is great

[migeell]

thats Gaga!

welcome to Gagaville!!!

[ExcelleATL]

lol yeah :)

[migeell]

^_^

[medli67]

lady gaga is most likely a mind control subject

[every1lovescarly]

i agree!

[natalycool]

true.

[1980sEntertainment]

People like I stated Rihanna has MORE over Lady Gaga because Rihanna's video has to do with her CULTURE. Dancehall Queen Culture so stop messaging Rihanna fans about Lady gaga.

[mingosan2006]

too many illuminati for me

[ExcelleATL]

ppl are starting to message me about that i think vigilant citizen is going to have a field day with the video

[SupakidAKAmartian]

heyy im gabe aka supakid. im a young artist that just started putting up vids of my music to spread my style of music around and see what people think. Ha well get at me cause i DO reply and will get back..subscribe and comment..thanks!

[pappi4456]

Dear ExcelleATL - i don't like (i hate) lady GAGA - shes got no curves and she is just weird and you cant do anything about that lol but on the other hand Beyonce is HOT - lady gaga SUCKS!

[pinkyprincess990]

lmao at "uncle sam's hooker"

I love Lady Gaga too, let me just put that out there

but i knew i couldn't have been the only 1 who felt like this.

The video left me confused...like seriously confused.

Bad Romance was amazing & Paparazzi was pure genius to me (as far as leaving the music for a while to do an actual scene) but this..idk, i tried to watch it again because I thought that maybe I missed something, but no :(

I thought it would've taken place in a club, or had some relevance to the song

[1980sEntertainment]

Rihanna is exposing her Carib culture the Dancehall Queen culture that started in Jamaica. Rude Boy is a cultural thing. Rihanna's video makes sense.

[sweetsanity19]

I agree with you completely.

Ps. i love you. you're hilarious :)

[tropicalmyth]

You have such an innocent face, and a mouth like a sailor LOL!

[asian50Cent]

Yeah i dont get it either. Why dont these artists just stick to the concept of the song? I mean i like the video and all but GaGa just went overboard with that crap. And Virgin mobile and that dating site paid for this video b/c its obvious.

****Yall watch my video and see why i am the biggest thing in hip hop..the Asian 50 Cent.....im the best thing in hip hop

[Alot3Like3Love]

Oh Ok, Thankyou

[moltres3271]

I'm a Gaga fan, but these are my problems.

1. Lyrics didn't match (ie a club = jail?)

2. Music stops too much.

3. Lady Gaga trying to prove she isn't a man. Sorry I kinda lost some respect to her for that one. Why say you're a hermaphrodite if you don't want people thinking bad things about you? I thought she had tough skin, but guess she doesn't... she is in her early 20s after all... a thing I forget by the way she dresses and wears makeup.

4. Beyonce's acting was lacking.

[pappi4456]

@moltres327 I AGREE with you ( but i hate lady gaga and ExcelleATL you cant do anthing about it Honey) but ur pretty cute EexelleATL

[ExcelleATL]

LOL

[montahaaa]

actually the video was the to be continued of paparazzi and in the video of paparazzi she "killed her boyfriend" thats why she went to jail..so thats why she ends up getting out and beyonce kills her boyfriend and its supposed to be like a thelma and louise crime spree thing and its still to be continued so yeah..

[smartin807]

I agree there was waay too much blatant product placement in the video.

[SquishyCandyftw]

Bad Romance was better... it even had that claw thing that now Bad Romance is known for but I mean, this video had nothing to do with the song.

Product placements probably ruined this music video, they tried to make it so they'd get everyone in cause the video to go out of whack I guess...

Nice review, I agree 100%.

[stimpyscatbox]

Uncle Sam's hooker, LOL!!

[shasha1121]

saw the video for the first time today and ummm....your words echoed my thoughts. With the style...my favourite outfits were Beyonce's yellow dress in the diner and the black and white opening number....

[ExcelleATL]

i was so in love with the striped dress the cigarette glasses were pretty BOSS too

[merenguelover]

what's up girl.

[ccaa6732]

I agree with you 100%, I think the hype of the video is what killed it. It wasn't a terrible video but it was not better than bad romance. It was more fun

[headpimpincharg]

Dont say beyonce gave you baloney, because The whole video was baloney! Beyonce didnt have much to do with the video, it was all Lady gaga's vision.

[Alot3Like3Love]

What's a Stan??

[ExcelleATL]

a stan is a stalker fan some one who is so behind a celebrity that they lose sight of reality.

[ccishot564]

I deffinatley agree that it didnt make sense! But i was meant to be a cotinuation of Paparazzi.

[kelseybear7777]

i completely agree

[kelseybear7777]

one thing that kinda threw me off was the product placement! it seemed like a lot of ads

but there's no denying it, gaga is amazing!!

[saltnpeper18]

i agree - the clue is in the first two lines of the song - i have got no service (shes not using a mobile phone) and in the club (which shes not in and supposed to be DANCING AWAY in) - ALSO Beyonces part is soo out of it - she aint even using a phone and is so obviously not in a club gettin forced to leave her girls! by phone calls! THE VIDEO IS ALL HYPE AND NO SUBSTANCE AND MAKES NO SENSE WITH THE AMAZING SONG! EPIC FAIL!

[MapleStoryGoth]

You're right, it made no freaking sense. Why does she have to make out with someone in all of her videos!? I really like them though, they are like eye candy (aside from the over the top sexual content) but some of the designs are wonderful :P catchy music too!

[Mellovixen]

I completely understand you, very good review. I was so disappointed, because I'm such a Gaga fan that video was horrible and out of control and ridiclous

[ExcelleATL]

it actually went from 4.5 stars on youtube to 3 1/4 stars wow some ppl really arent liking it

[coolman5242]

@ExcelleATL well because for starters you start the video by threatening your fans, good thing im not one of them

[ExcelleATL]

uhm okay i was talking about the telephone video, i don't make videos to have fans, i make them for fun.

[rockmusicfantic96]

i wld like gaga to explain this lol but i agree w/ u

[xMrMizat]

I LOVE LADY GAGA !! GaGa Forever !!

[Redsoxgirl89]

I agree with you to an extent. I really liked this video, but it definitely was not as good as Bad Romance. I really don't get why everyone is saying the video has nothing to do with the song. What does a Russian bath house have to do with writing a bad romance? I don't really think it's a valid argument. Plus, if it was just Gaga and Beyonce in a club, it'd just be another boring music video.

[T3DDYrooster]

u is fit !!!! :)

[ExcelleATL]

As far as the Santanic thing u guys must mean the eye thing? I thought it was weird they did i mean, Gaga has been doing the 'eye' thing for a while but it was kinda weird though. I cant speak too much on that. It was either on purpose or total coincidence

[azteka17]

your so right it had nothing to do with the song but i love lady gaga=]

[ExcelleATL]

i love Gaga too that's why I was hoping no one would take my review too seriously

[azteka17]

yupp its ur opinion=]