LOW BATTERIES SUCK ASS! (DayTimeJeff)

[froggy5446]

DayTime Jeff! You are the shit, bro....you're funny as hell. Comment for a shout-out, right? Instead of giving me a shout out, I was wondering if you could give a shout out to my band, The Disastronots. It would be awesome if you could bring a little positive attention to our channel. Thanks alot, bro! Never stop making these vids. They are gold!!!!!

[Ehres30cog]

women are the same way

[DayTimeJeff]

@Ehres30cog hahahaha. quick respond i no

[mybackup111]

Dude this guy is awesome he funny and realistic he has the ability to become a YouTube star

[THEpapanasta1]

1:55 Soooo cool!

[annasuxxx]

I think you are hilarious and sexy. very original.

[bedofrazorsqwerty]

You look like a young Michael J. Fox with down syndrome.

[DayTimeJeff]

@bedofrazorsqwerty thats the look i was going for

[gsquarred13]

where did you get that hat?

[DayTimeJeff]

@gsquarred13 no idea somewhere intense prob

[Stephen191193]

thats why you fucking charge it you dumb fuck shit use your fucking brain... you fucking stupid cunt..

P.S your fucking voice is so annoying...

[choppstikkx]

is that pepsi lime in the background?! so good lol

[PatricktheDoody]

Despite all the loving comments below I am not really a fan of you. I think a little more planning in your bids might make it better. This seemed rushed and improvised to me and couldn't been better. Don't call me a troll, I just discovered you.

[DayTimeJeff]

@PatricktheDoody yup this was improvised

thanks ya will spend more time on them in the future

[PatricktheDoody]

@DayTimeJeff a'ight :) thats good to know cuz if you spent like a lot of time planning on this that wouldnt be good :P

[lilgea8]

@DayTimeJeff FUCK IT DO WUT U PLEASE dont take shit this vid was so fuckin excellent

[dancedanceeyeah]

0:58 = DEEP!

[laxkid61]

nice vid jeff. i subbed to you when you had like 200 subs haha

[ThePoopytoopy]

._. I LIKE LOW BATTERIES

[JapaneseCompany]

6 people like low batteries...

[58MJforever]

Fucking low battery it should ALWAYS be high battery

[kiey555]

I know exactly what you mean, I have constant yelling fights with my laptop because sometimes it doesn't even give me a damned warning. I swear it says in its head, "hahahaha hey look he is doing something important, I'm going to be a douche and shut off". yah always fucking happens and I have to walk downstairs to get my charger and turn the fucking thing back on just because it was being a kumdumpster

[kelseyisreptar]

It's even worse, when i try to read a text, and the word FAIL pops up in all caps on my screen, and the phone shuts off. its not good haha.

[angelathea]

haha, you make me laugh ^^

[dragoon0369ify]

Hey jeff, you should do another vid with that kid you did the CSI parody with you

[SteadyAimGaming]

that is so true

[FallIntoWinterr]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEFF, AMAZING VIDEO

HAVE A VC !

[IAMJESUSmovie]

OPERATION FIRESTORM. CHANGE THE QUR'AN

[TehMonkeyPig]

OMG A MIDGET <3

[butters226]

weed

[FunnyShockTV]

MY VIDS ARE BETTER

[TheRooster810]

@FunnyShockTV LMAO u wish your videos were better than Jeffs!

[PopaGreg]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUZZA FUCKA!

[Mushy2000]

I have a sack of potatoes I carry around with me for this problem.

[dunterd]

My iPod doesn't even say Low Battery, it just says NO BATTERY LEFT KTHXDIE.

[xxkylexx9]

2:04

SUDDENLY!!!

Hat.

[greasedupgamer]

i love batteries 

[urielwirthful]

not to sound rude and i'm not mad but either i saw this already or u mentioned low battery on a phone in a nother vid

[Blueaveo3568]

Cool vid.

[BoyScout1960]

Batteries suck ass. Hm, now THERE'S an interesting thought. Perhaps with a length of PVC pipe they can substitute for a gerbil.

[SuperGigaman]

Haha full battery reminder...Good shit!

[bullettomy7thheart]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[CrazedLax21]

damn, I have a low battery fetish

[kingwaffle069]

Dude i love your rants!

[DayTimeJeff]

@anotherrsn00b haha man like evey vid is gonna be like this from now on so ightttttttt

[sepharoth02]

@DayTimeJeff Its cause he isn't deep.

[weeman222333444]

Go on skype need to talk to u

[DayTimeJeff]

@weeman222333444 i am on skype

[SeaShellNecklaceBrah]

I hate when my 4 foot vibrator dies in the middle of me anal masturbating.

[DayTimeJeff]

@SeaShellNecklaceBrah HAHAHAHAHAHA

[pandapimpbabys]

are you wearing a snuggy AND a scarf AND a bad ass heart :((

[Maxmazen]

Hilarious shit.

[SAFGD]

ur a genius

[PEIVlog]

SICKEST HAT EVAR!

[Soreo8]

this is too funny

"call jessica up, make amends! You haven't talked to your father; it's time! You have a great day ahead of you"

[sergiesmax1]

low battery who the feck wants to see that i wante 50%or 25% or 10% full now thats what am talking about.Is your battery half empty or half full be positive dont think on the negative juice up and smile I GOT 25% power or whatever.

[dksftwpwned]

when i turn on my ipod and see 10% - 20% battery, and then i listen to a song, im not thinking about the song like when its on 70%-100%, when its low, im thinking about the battery.

[diamonlights]

lame

[carrotmuffin69]

this video shows, that jeff is just, like a living legend

like, why is he so funny.

jeff, sometimes ur crazy and retarted, but man... just, ur so witty and jokes

who cares if ur little rants dont get a million views, its not the point

jeff ur not gonna be a utube forever, this is practice for ur future in watever u do, and it better be in comedy

[blakescampbell]

hahah golden man!

[xMasterQ]

Didn't you already make a rant very similar to this? And it's hard to take you seriously because you look funny haha (in a good way, nothin but love... No homo of course).

[Zeroperez94]

thats why i always carry a generator with me...in my back pocket...

[galaxyad9386]

haha

[RecklessCinema]

LOW BATTERIES FTL!

[awkardAZN]

i would make go from low battery to full instead of full to low because then you just get happier and happier until it turns off.

[DayTimeJeff]

@awkardAZN HAHAHA omg such a win