Let's Play Cryostasis - Kickstart my Heart (S8 P3)

[2hakkabakka]

1:00 - I'm not sure if the captain went to the North Pole without proper clothes, but if you take precautions like wearing a polar jacket, scarf around your mouth, and maybe goggles, the most memorable thing is that the cold will send a strong burning feeling on every centimeter of exposed skin in your face, and you will feel your fingers grow cold and aching and numb first. Taking heavy breaths isn't recommended, but the cold doesn't attack the inner organs first.

[2hakkabakka]

What's wrong with giving the player crappy guns in a horror game? I think that's a brilliant idea, because it makes the player vulnerable in fights. Also, scoped guns are very useful on ships, because they can be used OUTSIDE the ship. So what that the player never goes outside to use it - that's the reason why it's there.

[ImForFreedom]

3:05-Screaming Face.

[bionicdragon5]

CC: "The wind howls with a pack of wild geese building go for." LOL!!!!!

1:07

[MaryCPlus]

Helloween: I don't know if I was supposed to check down there.

Captions: Moses I don't know if that's true

[Ninjaman9323]

The funny thing is you keep missing so many siwtches and die and then find them, it's like you either know and deliberatly mess up or just miss them the first or second or third or etc. etc. time.

[AuroraGuiniverePrice]

beard man is actually made of plant matter and heals by the use of photosynthesis

any light will do

because he's magical disney plant matter

[lars330]

@AuroraGuiniverePrice Photosynthesis uses SUNlight, not light from a lightbulb!

[AuroraGuiniverePrice]

@lars330 but he's magical with that beard of his

[b0n3z3z]

If beard man is tripping out...

It explains the zombies, being able to travel into the past via the dead, frozen minds of former Russian sailors, it getting dark while zombies are alive, and lighting back up after their death, your odd ability to heal all wounds via lightbulb that is supposedly warm enough to keep you alive in Arctic conditions, and the strange frost appearing wherever you were apparently hit when shot.

[IxamxDeceptionxX]

maybe theres absolutely nothing alive on the ship, and your just seeing ghost's, kinda explains why light heals you. probably just a sanity thing.

[FellToRise]

Thumbs up for screaming faces!

[dddfeardi]

the SVT-40 is a semi-automatic rifle. you can pump off 10 rounds relatively quickly, so don't worry too much about finding cover while shooting. unless, of course, you have to reload.

[TripleW0lf]

Aww fuck me and my double posting...

[malamuteRUGGEDANEdog]

when he said regarding food then cut off i think they had other crew mates for lunch dinner and brunch

[EaterOfTheSoulsdude]

I like the scope mosin. Its like a crosshair (If you don't zoom in)

[porethoose]

dude the audio transcribe sucks but in its own can make a video from a video just with that

[otoole42]

aparently CC also thinks the "wind howls like a pack of wild geese"

[otoole42]

My god the captions are #@%4 useless.

Halloween: what a useless scope, it's awful

CC: Mister Berwick of off the cuff use tea

[mhrfg]

I'm Here!!!!

[kachanman]

the cc reminds me of an old guy that can barely hear so he's just guessing at what he thinks he heard.

[psycho642]

No....I don't believe it..6:40 --- CC got it right....Oh my god....This is amazing

[linivy]

Funny how CC is completely unable to handle the Russian names. The transcripts dn't even sound vaguely like the names. xD

[provito]

4:25

vote yes for the killer

[silentkiller9000]

1:08 with tester captions really fun XD

[ralola1]

i miss the scary spider! it was nightmary

[k54g]

your seeing faces? i think the game is getting to you

[psycho642]

no...I'm seeing them too...It's just human nature to look for faces everywhere

[akavich19]

9:31 Needed to push the goddamn switch... Durrrr.

Brilliant.

[konrad8773]

turn on ' transcribe audio ' and read from 3:39 to 4:05 lol

[csikcs]

Oh my god that is hysterical XD

[k54g]

haha

[psycho642]

Youtube is trying to tell us something....but what is it

[AETrainingDavid97]

OMG @0:24 It says "Thank you Bob" OMG

[chapacoka]

I liked the ten seconds or so of silence after he died again at the end of the video.

[MrClamwalker]

Yay! Helloween has a gun that works now! And the ladders are all he has to worry about(darn stairs)! Give him Mr. Shotty and we'll have the classic LP's back...

[crowroadawma]

A much less frustrating period, gameplay-wise. The new rifle is WAY better than the old one!

[tobiswife]

poor bob

always gettting killed or something

[frozenlilies1]

"What is behind the door of MYSTERY!"

Ladders to break your paper legs! :D

[dragonecco2010]

stuid claws oo my glove how cool is my glove

CC: Steve but would help her politically

hahahha

[GreatlyLovable]

CC: this is a Muslim of North Dakota

"This isn't a submarine, I don't know where I was going with that."

[IndorilTheGreat]

"I like your plan" = "Thank you Bob" in Transcribed Audio

[NorwegianCarWrecker]

every once in a while, the ship makes some squeeky noises and when it does the cc makes it look like moaning. "ooh, ooh" xD

[MDxm3000]

@NorwegianCarWrecker and the leaking steam says "hello" xP

[bloventosh]

lol 3:51

"The reactor's gone"

CC: "Iraq has gone"

[My3kee]

The transcribe fails so much. My stomach hurt's from laughing :D

[weeryan2008]

Ima try it out.

[Simpo0]

The only thing that kills you is ladders and stairs!

damn those ladders..

[CrimsonReaper85]

I knew we could get some rage out of you in the end. We can always trust the ladder will get that blood pressure up. Thanks for the set!

[kaargen]

A pack of wild geese, eh? Can't be too frightening...

[auroraominae]

lol cc xD

[roadbuster113]

i love how, when he's saying names, hes lke "Gorbachev, Chowowski, STEVE" i lold at captions...

[ShakeAlmighty]

CC is fail. xD

[atakandatennisluva]

lol at the end... had to press this god damn button xD

[DomEReapeR]

I tried the experimental texting! xD

''Well, this is a muslim, of North Dakota''

I laughed my ass off! xD

[huddzzii]

guys try pressing the new CC buyyon by the volume controller change to text so that you can see what helloween really sais :P

[Maxaker67]

@huddzzii haha sure...XD

[TheMadzab]

@huddzzii "A muslim from North Dakota?!"

[Nickolo3]

seriously, if no-one will make you a ladder montage i will XD

[Esty2326]

xD

All I can say.

[Mikato1]

lol ladders really dont seem to like you Helloween

[MDxm3000]

@Mikato1: Not just ladders that kill in this game, faint drops and slight slopes if you go down them to fast :D

[Mikato1]

lol oh yeah and we cant forget the guns that are so slow to reload and cant seem to aim with.

[sirdownloadsalot]

Stupid claus, auto translates to: Steve..

Ehehehe.

[Gumbo550]

WOAH

YEAH

BAAAAAAAAABY

[Ayame424]

o yay a ladder! I will o down now!! -dies-

ok lets try it agai-... -dies again-

LMFAO

[wkunzelman1]

7:50

Helloween: It's a bit easier now that I have a gun that actually works.

But: "But I do think that it won't work"

[wkunzelman1]

2:10 You say "Should have brought maps to avoid crashing into a giant iceberg." The captions respond with "That's their job." hehe.

[Thickleweed123]

4:27 captioning says VOTE FOR THE KILLER

[bananacobras]

8:25

Careful, Helloween. The ladders are icy.

[cthulukiller]

HAHAHA! 3:55-4:02 in caption.

"The hopeful bled, yes, well, this is a muslim, or North Dakota" hahaha!

[RedVerdugo]

Yaaa Motley Crue!!

Nice set, LOVED the end. :D

[Taybrian1]

Your Russian accent just kills me everytime.

Also, did Youtube change thier format again?

[DrawingBlanks81]

You know, I think the captions are what beardman is thinking while in his freezing delusion. GL in the next set.

[countflaming]

I absolutely love watching these videos

I cant wait until he gets the PPSH

that thing is a boss

[DireSloth]

Huh, the YouTube automatic closed captioning translates "Let's give them a gun that is totally and utterly crap" as "Mister berwick of the talking off the cuff people in the country"...?

[airlife101]

Yet another awesome set. That long pause after you feel down the ladder made me chuckle. And yes, Superman did use the sunlight as his energy.. Or something like that.

[TheGunNRose]

Wow x__x The end was failure x_x Anyway... Hope to see the next part soon =D

Welcome back to "Question for the Champion Helloween4545" , your favorite quizz on youtube! Let's follow with our new question, sir:

What is your favorite Weapon? :D (From any of your LP, let's remember.)

[Schokobescher]

@TheGunNRose I would place my bet on Mr. Shotty from F.E.A.R

[katamari117]

@Schokobescher definitely

[Zekkandgrant13]

lol, captions is funny...

"the reactor's gone" sounds like Iraq has gone? lol!

[igotclassyo]

4:00 lololololololololololololololo­lollo srsly go see it in captions noa!!!

[JacintaXindella]

Aww, you were doing so well in the beginning. Then in the end it al was like "Nuh! You must has failzor."

[CogSpartan457]

Helloween: "What does this do."

Captions: "What is this that."

xD

[Kellusumi]

so according to these experimental captions:

Russian Accent Helloween: "I like your plan!"

Translates into : "Thank you Bob."

XD

[spamster1]

nice set of vids you awesome British man.

[Jarethenator]

Bear Man's profile:

Artic Explorer

Not good with ladders

Not good with almost all guns

A notorious ice zombie killer

Likes to read pointless stories

Not good with cold

Can heal via lightbulbs

[iniudan]

You forgot:

-Has a disdain for shovel. (considering he preferred a lock with a chain and a valve to a shovel has makeshift weapon)

-Has Vrolik syndrome (seem to die from short fall that a normal human would get sprain in worse case)

[guitarboy543]

*Russian accent*

Boss: He is our new man!

Kiss-ass: But what about Bob?

Boss: Throw him in the reactor, make up some excuse about having to test it.

Kiss-ass: Yes sir!

[Bluecho4]

I knew there was a switch there. I knew it.

Also, looks like the game got so much better since you found that gun that isn't complete crap. It's like, "Happy Birthday, Helloween! Your present: a not-crap gun!" "Just what I wanted!"

[Yomarson]

Lol, gotta love that moment of silence at the end.

[ultrahenk]

We definitely need more Bob. And I don't mean shillings.

[turkeyman94]

laughed so hard at 2:00

[JinBriefs]

Falling down ladders that can be lowered. You musta been tired from work xD

[DaedricBlade11]

Silly helloween!

Jumping down isn't for paperleg-beardmen!

[BloodReaperZ]

Wow either Helloween egtting good, the guns are good or the enemies are getting worse

I'll leave you all to decide on that =D

[Mizerri]

I bet it's his beard that is getting better.

[Maus5000]

We need mor bob jokes. I couldnt stop laughing at "I HAVE A HEADACHE!!!"

[ZookZadamoto]

haha love the fact you missed the button at the end for thr ladder

[technoskull]

this might be off topic, but that experimental caption thing youtube is trying out is god-damned hilarious

[frozencanadian]

@technoskull haha, after reading your comment i tried it, and you were not kidding, it practically makes up its own story.

[MichaelDj54]

Helloween, I just wanted to take this time to thank you, for not only giving us Videos to laugh that hard at, but also inspiring me to do my OWN Lp.

You rule, mate.

[Helloween4545]

@MichaelDj54 Good luck with the LP :D

[tombislav]

@Helloween4545 gosh i want to start my own LP too but when i start fraps i have like 10 min video and its 20 GB is that normal ?!?

[TripleW0lf]

@tombislav 20 GB is a bit high, but ya fraps videos take up a fuckload of memory.

[TripleW0lf]

@tombislav 20GB is a bit high, but ya Fraps vids take a A LOT of memory.

[Helloween4545]

@tombislav Yes. You need to compress it.

[KyoshoLP]

Man, finally a decent gun and some semi-interesting plot development. It's about time.

[DarkSectorMaster]

that IM MELTING skit was hilarius!

[Crabs4You]

That face in the wall is straight from Pink Floyd.

[linkinparkismygod]

i think there the beding area

[Heenato]

So, the old gun shot craptanium and LOVE, this one shoots decentanium and pain then?

Well, it's a step in the right direction at least. Now hopefully they'll give you an AK-47 at some point.

[rj815fan]

you must be apart of the rescue mission from HQ that explains why you are on that ship

[w35m4n]

At the start, didn't it show that he was dog sledding and then crashed or something, and he had to go into the boat to avoid freezing to death

[TheBlackFox666]

It does look like a screaming face! XD

[240Gromit]

I love that laugh you do when you were being imature about the poles erecting! :P

[BloodfelX]

Cryostasis designers:

"You know what? Ladders aren't bad enough just jumping for them, lets trick them into going for a no clip ladder so they have to go to the switch and deactivate the no clip script thus letting gravity apply to the ladder!"

Head Designer:

"Excellent, excellent, MWUHAHAHA! Give this guy a raise of 20p!"

[Chaosrain112]

Those damn switches!

[tuus4]

The nuclear reactor blew up, that red thing down there was nuclear waste.

[fredynek3]

You know game is close combat.

Yah.

Lets give them a scope.

Great idia!