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  • If Alex Jones wasn't so overly dramatic, he'd have a bigger following. It's hard to really take this guy seriously when he acts like this.

  • People think tyranny is cute and funny?

  • ROTTING IN MY CRAP FILLED DIAPERS!

  • Paranoid kookery.

  • lmao epic AJ

  • Alex Jones trained at the Actor's Studio in New York years ago. Nuff said.

  • Homosapien?

    Thats Latin for Wise Man

    And Alex Jones is only one

  • Yes, Alex Jones was once as dumb as dirt, amazingly he somehow got dumber.

  • Alex Jones is a conspirator... conspirators are gullible and believe whatever they're told without doing any research (and no, abovetopsecret dot cm doesn't count!) Yes, I do believe our government does keep secrets from us, and they are corrupt... but I believe 911 was a terrorist attack, I believe we landed on the moon, and Area 51 isn't full of aliens... that's a cover story to distract people like Alex Jones from blasting top secret info to our enemies.

  • @macsdestroypcs - Alex Jones never seems to have sources. He doesn't know anything top secret... You know the movie "Conspiracy Theory" with Mel Gibson? I think Jones plays the same purpose; sometimes state a true conspiracy, and sometimeact or say something so stupid you can't help but feel everything he's ever said was horseshit. My beliefs, 9/11 was mostly an inside job, America landed on the moon and Area 51 is not full of aliens.

  • "I'm normal, you are not normal !"

    Where Alex Jones is normal ? In the asylum ? Not even there.

    Alex Jones U MAD ?

  • thats a great rant. you're a turd for trying to disparage it

  • paranoid moron

  • @TeamXtreme86 alex jones say bunch shit with bad sources yes ive looked at the sources he gives us hes a joke wanne fight goverment look at real issues like america only gives 12 milllion to foreign aid

  • I'm a big Alex Jones fan, but I have to admit this is freaking hillarious!

  • lmao FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. This guy is coo coo pants.

  • D U M B guy, only spreads panic and gives NO RATIONAL SOLUTION.

  • @Psicloone here is a rational solution....VOTE OBAMA! LMFAO! NOOB.

  • @avoozl07 even if you vote for Harry Potter you`r life wouldn`t get better if you remain dumb.

  • Dude...

  • This guy needs to get laid, he's got some rage issues. Yelling all the time makes you sound like an ass even more than what you are saying.

  • This dude is batshit insane. FEMA camps ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    @TeamXtreme86: 911 was an outside job, you're an idiot.

    FEMA camps = fear mongering

    911 was an inside job = profiteering scam

    Alex Jones is an insane whack job ignoramous. He doesn't understand any of the shit he's talking about and has ZERO inside information. The scum is in his mirror.

    "I was once dumb as dirt" he says, hey Alex, that hasn't changed, you still are!!!

  • @TeamXtreme86 You're a sheeple.

  • how can anyone take Alex Jones seriously?

  • @TeamXtreme Accurate reporting? Alex Jones?! Ha. He gets most of his shit from Fox 'News' or other conservative news sources. And 9/11 was an inside job? Please, they already debunked that stuff years ago in Popular Mechanics. WE'RE the egomaniacs? Alex Jones loves to hear his name over and over again. . .if that isn't egomaniac for you, I wouldn't know what is.

  • niggers hate alex jones because he speaks alot of truth. respectful blacks agree with him.

  • @romansoldierofhonor ... die in a fire.

  • He can't debate, period.........he's very eloquent and good at shouting though, I'll give him that.

  • press 3 for lulz

  • Alex Jones used to be dumb as dirt. He still us, and he used to be too.

  • yea, alex, i understand, .......i understand you need stronger tranquilizers.

  • all im seein here is "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!'

  • Politics aside, his monkey impression is pretty funny! hahahah

  • that asshole blocked me

    he is in favor of freedom of speech and he blocks me

    because that makes sense

  • *if anything he says about government and his crazy conspiracy's are true, then how are his video's still on the internet? , the nwo are ALMIGHTY powerful right? lol they could have them taken down instead of letting him expose 'them'.

  • @LogicalStatements1 ohh no you need a subscription to see most of them lol on info wars that is

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  • Lol

  • i love how he accuses people of being fear mongers. i feel my stress levels increase just by hearing his voice. it's like a simulated heart attack.

  • /watch?v=Jk_4JnujrCI&feature=r­elated

    this explain all !

  • IM NORMAL

  • "I was once dumb at dirt!"

    I think he still is.

  • " Buildings don't collapse into their foundation from anything but EXPLOSIVES."

    There weren't any explosives in the buildings. This is obvious, just watch the videos of the collapse, turn the speakers up full-blast NO FUCKING EXPLOSIONS.

  • @rizoman

    Of course I don't "believe" 9/11 was an inside job. You "believe" 9/11 was an inside job, just like people "believe" in roswell aliens, jesus, and planet nibiru. 9/11 "truth" cult sheep have never produced a shred of evidence for their laughably presposterous religion. Keep on livin in yo fantasy land, idiot.

  • EPIC WIN.

  • @19d4life he's a human

  • @19d4life

    He's a chimpanzee that thinks it's a bird. Alex Jones is a poor, dumb, confused, and miserable animal that needs to be euthanized.

  • "Im normal.......OHOHAHHAHHAHH!!!"

  • looks like someone need some Clonopin pills hahaha

  • what is with the face sliding down the screen lol

  • AJOAndre2 = FAIL

  • @UrSoMeanBoss

    You believe alex jones, bahahahahaha LOSER.

  • @IndividualParties the approval ratings & evidence shows otherwise :D

  • hahahahahaha

  • So if I'm not a sheeple, does that make me a chimpanzee.

  • WOW! There is alot of sheeple on this channel!

  • u mad alex?

    *trollface*

  • Whoever believes 100% of what Alex says is a sheep.

    Whoever believes 1-99% of what he says is someone with a mind of their own.

    Someone who makes videos like this is a sheep.

  • @LordDyhalto

    Yes, I believe some of the things he says too e.g. when he says he's like a chimpanzee in a tree. I have to admit, that is true. 

  • I hate people who say, "Fail", and "Epic Fail".

    Why the fuck do stupid white teenagers think it's cool to say it?

  • Alex Jones is bat shit crazy.

  • Who ever believes 100% on what Alex jones says is a cultic brain watched individual, I believe around 30% this guy lies a lot and makes up thinks, he talks about been a man but he seems to have a pretty childish imagination. FAIL

  • He's maybe fake, but a NWO isn't...

  • in a way he's right...americans are nothing but the world's bullies. americans KNOW that their gov't is corrupt and laugh about it...talk about dumbasses.

  • @avoozl07

    No, we don't laugh about the government being corrupt. We are well aware that the gov. is full of liars who drag us into nonsense wars. People laugh at Jones because he's an even worse liar and his claims about the gov. are laughably preposterous and demonstrably false. He lives in a fantasy land, and for that reason many laugh at him...

  • @adkinsjr mark my words....you'll be laughing all the way to your NON-EXISTENT FEMA camps. =)

  • @adkinsjr jones dont claim anything you total wand

  • @bar34567 LOL

  • You are the weirdo Alex Jones. Stop taking money from your mentally ill followers.

  • @soulinite So true. He's just milking his paranoid fan base.

  • we need a new world order

  • @gotthkid2 Hey guys, an Alex Jones supported who is against enslavement thinks we deserved to be enslaved.

    He probably learned that logic from Alex Jones.

  • @AJOAndre2 ur a faggot NWO up puppet dance 4 us dance

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  • @gotthkid2

    you are a idiot please remove yourself from earth

  • @ogdemigod ok im an idoit becuz i know the truth/? makes perfect sense dude! :D

  • @gotthkid2

    no your like a bird sitting a tree going oh oh oh oh ho ho ho hoh hoohoh

  • @gotthkid2 I don't mean to be rude but can't you understand why somone could watch this and think he's stupid? I believe if alex wanted to be taken seriously he wouldn't act like this.

  • @gotthkid2 rofl, is your logic,were fighting for freedom by making yt videos,and if you dont make youtube videos about evil sky clouds and pyramids you deserve to be a slave

  • @gotthkid2 Did Josh Reeves and Lee Rogers plagiarize this info on ALEX JONES?

    search for : Eric Jon Phelps exposes Jesuit-CIA Alex Jones 8/15/07

    and " Alex Jones Connection to Project Mockingbird through Pat Buchanan and Thomas Braden"

    why would these youtube vids be CENSORED from JOSH REEVES' chat room and his youtube comments?

  • @gotthkid2 Fail. The Illuminati was disbanded in the 1780s. Read a history book, instead of conspiracy theory websites.

  • @RonaldoDeLosMuertos alot of the members were arrested then but there were to many to arrest and alot got away and the rest went undergorund but nobody would bealive in them so they grew back and live off bloodlines. so why dont YOU look THAT up.

  • @gotthkid2 your mental retarded if u believe ther illuminati

  • i know this seems  funny and all i laughed my ass off but seriusly the new world order is not to be played with it iS coming and i want u guys to do your re search actully DO IT and connect it all togeather id ont want u to just look at one page or so. it IS coming people the bible even says it

  • lmao, this clip is hilarious. i love how they just show the monkey part, and take the rest of it out of context. a classic Jones rant, is all this is.

    Are we crazy? Or are you crazy that you can just be pushed around by the establishment to the point where THEY OWN YOU, and you still laugh and say it doesn't exist.

    Hate to burst your romantic dreamy world-view you guys have where you don't think anything wrong goes on in this world. Youd be just as pissed if you understood what is going on

  • @Rblotnicky

    Take the Alex Jones apologetics somewhere else. Jones is a foaming-mouthed alarmist chimpanzee on crack. He lives in a fucking fantasy world.

  • Alex is crazay I used to like the guy but he is CRAZAY!!!!!!!

  • And there are people who follow that monkey in a tree?

  • Once dumb as dirt?

    God damn I thought he still was! I've got to take him more seriously, like a monkey screaming in a tree. :0

  • Alex Jones is a conman. If you don't see that, then you're one of the fools being conned, by a chimpanzee no less :)

  • The problem with his interpretation of his actions here is that the bird and the chimpanzee are reacting to real threats; Jones reacts to imaginary ones.

  • The problem is very simple, Alex. The "big cat coming through the woods," is a figment of your imagination. People are skeptical because there isn't any evidence that 9/11 was an "inside job," nor is there sufficient evidence for any of your other cultish-beliefs. If you want to alarm the rest of us, then learn the difference between real and imaginary, Alex. You're just a delusional chimpanzee on crack, so I'm not alarmed when you start hooting, kicking, and screaming. So go away and STFU.

  • @adkinsjr There is plenty of evidence that 9/11 was an inside! But unfortunately idiots like you are too brainwashed, dramatized and hypnotized by the infinite reruns of 911 that it is completely sensible why you ppl simply deny the event without any evidence or explanation at all. Don't worry continue beng happy with your life and all your insults towards ppl who are awake and trying to spread truth, because it won't last long when your in a FEMA camp lying 6 feet deep.

  • @Ucorn

    "There is plenty of evidence that 9/11 was an inside! "

    No there isn't a shred of evidence.

    "idiots like you are too brainwashed"

    You're brainwashed by the 9/11 "truth" cult, you dumb 9/11 "truth" cult sheep.

    "Don't worry continue beng happy with your life and all your insults towards ppl who are awake and trying to spread truth"

    You're not awake, you're delusional and need to stay off the internets.

  • @adkinsjr someone, (or are you saying robots?) was INSIDE the three towers to plant the explosives. Buildings don't collapse into their foundation from anything but EXPLOSIVES.

  • @adkinsjr LOL! You must be a figment of your own imagination if you "still" don't believe 911 was an inside job.

  • Just because Alex Jones is an idiot does not mean 911 could not have been an inside job. Search Architects and engineers for truth. Just ignore Jones it doesn't matter what he says its irrelevant to the truth.

  • @adkinsjr ehhhhhhhhh

    thermite found in building wtc7??? by french

    youtube it ignorant scum

  • @TTEOTD88 the french dont know shit.

  • @TTEOTD88

    lol, thermite, another one of the old 9/11 "truth" cult rumors. Myths and rumors are not "truth." I know that's hard for a "truther" to understand.

    You know, I heard they found live aliens at Roswell, and have been keeping them at wright-patterson airforce base in Dayton Ohio, youtube it ignorant scum.

  • @adkinsjr hes not right about everything but hes right about a lot of shit at least 70%

  • This doesn't fail. You're just mocking him. You fail to prove a point.

  • @FreedomOfWisdom

    Alex jones failed big time.

  • @adkinsjr Alex jones doesn't fail.

  • @FreedomOfWisdom

    Keep on believing your beloved alarmist chimpanzee on crack...

  • @adkinsjr He's not my beloved or a chimpanzee on crack. He's just trying to be entertaining while making his videos.

  • This Guy is definitely somewhere between George Dubya and Mivhael Moore..

    Somewhere..

    Is this guy conservative or liberal or what?

    ;)

  • @GrimUpNorthLad,

    Did you just ask if Alex Jones was a conservative or liberal?

    FAIL....

  • nWo XD

  • There was an interview with him and Peter Joseph (Zeitgeist Movement founder and creator). During that interview, for most of the time he just went off and often didn't really adhere to what Peter was saying, almost as if he didn't him seriously; [Alex] often interrupted and would engage in diatribe that it makes it impossible to ever take him seriously.

  • chimp throwing a tantrum ?

  • Yep, he's definitely normal.

  • Well Alex, I DIDNT think it was funny, but you've left me with little recourse.

    But I still feel sorry for you as well! I still got your back, the offer to smuggle chemadrine from Canada still stands.

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  • KEEP TRYING

  • CASTRATED?? YOU"VE HAD YOUR LEFT NUT REMOVED ROFL>>>>

  • HE WAS A BABOON IN A PAST LIFE YOU KNOW>>>>ROFL>>>>

  • Yeah alex jones is an idiot. His only fans are crazy conspiracy theorists that will believe any conspiracy as long as it is anti-government. He reads conspiracy websites to get his info then repeats it like a parrot, then all the conspiracy theorist jump on his nuts because hes saying what they want to hear. He's an idiot.

  • @HOAXKiller1

    Wrong, slingblade.

  • LOL HES LIKE THE GUY WHO FLASHES HIS HEADLIGHTS AT YOU WHEN THE COPS ARE HIDING AROUND THE CORNER

  • its like watching someone fall down the stairs

  • what an idiot. Notice how all these things he warns about never actually happens? He caused a big panic on y2k and nothing ever happened. He falsely reported that nuclear war was about to break out and everyone was rioting. look it up. Alex jones and people who believe him officially fail at life with epic proportions.

  • This is why America is fucked. Instead of trying to understand what he is saying, you make fun of it and act like a four year old. You are the exact type of person Alex is talking about. "When you see some one trying to be a man, doesn't mean I've got all the answers, doesn't mean I'm perfect, but trying to be a warrior for humanity, you get shocked by that." Time to put your big boy panties on and research what he is saying.

  • @Ayrisrain

    FAIL if you had half a brain you would research for about thirty seconds and find that alex jones is famous for junk journalism. He reports things that are totally fabricated. Just look up "alex jones y2k"

    you alex jones followers are like a cult. He's brain-washing you idiots. It's all about money. Don't just believe everything you hear just because he shouted it.

    Alex jones y2k--that's the gist of it--reporting without any facts what-so-ever and causing panic. Good luck, sheep.

  • @at0mstrange yep. if alex jones was legit he would have been taken in the night long ago

  • LMFAO!

  • Acting like a jackass kinda hurts your credibility there, Al.

    Kinda looks like the homeless man at my street corner screaming about aliens to passerbys.

    And the Alex Jones fanboys are always looking for excuses for his behavior... ''Oh, but he's so passionate about his views, he says the truth lol'..'. They probably think books are better when they have bigger words.

  • You don't have to purchase jack from the dude if you don't want to. Dload it from the 'tube and make copies. He tells folks to do this.  There's nothing wrong with him asking for folks to buy it though. It's a support thing. You kats understand support don't you? The fact that the guy got 18 thumbs up over this groundless assertion of greed proves that folks are out of it. Ten bucks says they gladly handed over 300+ dollars for a flipping Ipod 4. What recession?

  • @eyeonwashparish

    Epic failure @ life

    Alex jones tells you the banks are trying to take over the world and has a HUGE ad on his web page that sells gold. who's buying and selling the gold?..THOSE BANKS! He scares his idiot followers into buying seeds and, like apocalypse kits. Anyway, he makes a killing off of those ads. If he was so against these banks, why would he advertise them and rake in the doe? You've been had, sheep. This is why real activists hate alex jones. Look up the y2k thing. 

  • alex jones is the man

  • hahahaahahahahahahhahah!!!!

  • "I"m the weirdo? Because I'm on a talk radio show wildly impersonating a monkey, that's weird? How bout I drink a glass of ketchup, would that make me weird too?! What if I wear a hat made of lima beans and rename myself Captain Stinky, is that weird?! Would I be a weirdo for that?!!"

  • "I'M HERE TRYIN TO WARN PEOPLE ABOUT THE NEW WORLD ORDER WITH A BUNCHA GODDAMN LIMA BEANS ON MY HEAD, AND I'M THE WEIRD ONE?!!!! I'M SICK OF IT!!!"

  • Andre, this is really not that funny. What evidence do you have that all is just flowery and does not call for all of us to try to spread the truth? Why is it you felt the need to make this video?

  • Knight of Malta.. very deceiving Alex, however I have seen the documents, why go so far Alex ?

  • I think he talks pure reality.... "My God they're building FEMA camps, they're brain washing the public, they're training your kids to spy on you!".....

  • Hahahah. Dude I smoked K2 like five minutes before this! Hilarious!

  • He is dum as durt.

  • I don't know Alex; I don't think making chimp noises is normal.

  • @judasiscariot3 he's illustrating what he is doing. i'll bet that you've done similar things in your life when trying to explain yourself. why are you people so threatened by what he is doing? If he is such a joke and everyone who listens to him are so crazy and stupid. Why are you worried about it?

  • @judasiscariot3  is brainwashing the public normal?

  • He seems awful scared of Cats... aka pussies... I think this guy might be gay you guise

  • Typical jew behavior

  • so alex talks to animals?

    wow, he must be really high!

  • I presume those who are his fans are teenage types (fair enough), but to be an adult who believes in this moron - very sad.

    I DO agree with some of his conclusions (broadly speaking). But his methods and accuracy are not fit for publication.

  • @tempelton what is it that you do sir? Do you publish anything at all? Are you an editor? Do you do any research? Who are you to judge what this man does? If you don't like what he says or does then why do you listen or care? I think the truth is that you do like what he does and says but you're still hanging on to something and you're to afraid to take the plunge into reality. Forget what Jones says and does and worry about yourself! Do your own investigation into reality and stop pickin on him

  • "I was once dumb as dirt"

    The more things change alex the more they stay the same.

  • LOL

  • Yes, Alex, you are the weirdo.

  • "I ... dumb as dirt."

    Quote mining in rare cases can show the truth.

  • fuck this guy

  • 0:50

    "I'm a Homosapiensapien"?

    That explains it.

  • Oh hey FFFFFFUUUUUU, sup? What's that? FFFF you say? :D

    He _was_ once dumb as dirt? _Was_? LoL.

  • Yeah was

    Now he is dumber than dirt

  • thats alright they'll just go back to sleep cause there's no new world order, you can tell when someone is weak minded when they don't even care to check in someone's claims instead they listen to whoever is trendy and someone is going to get offended and call me names i dont care but it all only show how immature they are but i agree with you on this

  • insane

  • @desire4liberation there is a scientific dictatorship operating in the shadows. do the fucking research.

  • Yes, Alex. You're the weirdo. lol

  • Yet again, the only way people can attack alex jones is when he goes on a rant. To those who have a brain and can understand that he's explaining how the world is.

    They can't attack what he says, because if they did then people might actually get off their fat ass and do some research of their own.

    Here's a fact for you - "flight 77 on 9/11, the cockpit door was not opened once, from the moment the plane took off, till the moment it blew up" were the terrorists already in the cockpit????

  • nothing is sadder and at the same time more hilarious than jerkoffs defending this miserable, lying piece of shit t-shirt and DVD salesman.

    "They can't attack what he says"

    yes we can. and we do. all of it. he is a liar and a fraud, only looking to make money off scaring the shit out of gullible rubes like you.

    he goes on and on about 9/11 and was exposed at GZ to be ignorant of some of the most basic facts (like the existence of the east penthouse) proves he's a turd. he deserves cancer.

  • "Nothing scares the shit out of me" - HAHA!!! sure...

    "if you knew what he knew...wouldn't you get mad? " - not if I made it up, like he does

    "He's trying to help mankind" - he's trying to increase his ad rates on his radio show and sell t-shirts and DVDs. dont be such a gullbile fool.

    "You're being paid to come on youtube" - do you idiots really believe people are paid to post here?

    paranoid nitwit.

    now let alex drive it in you just a little deeper....

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  • This guy is seriously insane. I can't understand how anyone can live in so much fear, paranoia, etc. as he does. You'd think the insanity would have drove him to seriously kill himself by now.

    Yes Alex Jones, you are "the weirdo".

    No, you are not "normal".

    And you are STILL "dumb as dirt".

    and this whole clip proves it all with him thinking he's a "bird" and a "chimpanzee".

  • 2:36 alex was once dumb as dirt. now he is dumber than dirt.