Taking Idioms Literally

[nightshadow575]

rub me the wrong way lol

[TheSMan996]

MY ONE IS 'go suck a dick'

[MotorRotom1]

Lol out of the blue should have been a scene from Portal.

[FlipSideUProductions]

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[Jamiepenguinlov19]

im in a pickle!!!

[ninalazina]

I'm all ears. Makes me think of someone with extremely big ears!!

[murenhe]

hahaha the rise and shine was sooo sweet

[Tjbull007]

@FifaGalore btw it's a Gamecube FТЩ but N64s are awesome too. And every other game console.

[GoddessActuality]

LOL, when he was getting out of bed, I thought the phrase would be "morning wood" and he'd wake up with actual wood in between his legs.

[themollyisawesome]

1:53 I guess I'm not the only one who does that!

[blisskalok]

oh shit i misread the title as 'talking indians literally' hahaha

[xxLaynzxx]

Was the author of Innocence A. bum ????

[partialfidle]

I really thought the 1:37 one was morning glory

[kozwoS]

@FifaGalore its a fking gamecube...

[brian2189114]

Burning the candel at both ends. Why? It makes me feel like Darth Maul!

[EatAnOctorok]

"I'm screwed" you'd have been raped by a scientist whose favorite tool is a screwdriver.

[MeleeFiend01]

what was the song u used in this video?

so calming. ;D

[MeleeFiend01]

my favourite idom is,

Dont use the cheap condoms or they explode and add up to triplelets. :O

or so i was told...

[droid7627]

i feel like s**t that would suck to be literal

[starfishpoop]

When the rise and shine came up i thought of morning glory

[NerdNerdTOOT]

Kick the bucket!

[fsriders]

i like the "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse" one haha xD

[havoc697]

Killing two birds with one stone, wait....

[333mike720]

i dont want to see party pooper! lol

[MrPwnage231]

you are what you eat is false cus i dont remember eating a sexy beast today

[vanessatotallyrox]

kick the bucket,  which means die

[GamerInari]

watching youtube videos is fun! *gets hit in head by clock! ow! dang flying clocks... "time flies when youre having fun!"

[gallade121]

We Brits call cigarettes 'fags'. You can see where I'm going with this.

[AnimeLiam]

One of my mates was going to try a BMX jump over their dad's car and I said "Break a leg"....

I think you can guess what happened >.>

[BeautyFetish]

aw i love u

[dgineye]

an apple a day keeps the doc away???

[Unit4Good]

The cake is a lie because the cake is a lie =D

[MackHilton]

I hope you end up shitting your pants.

[TheAstroSteve]

Being a troll on your comments :) Hey WTF am I doing under a bridge!?

[Gh0StPS3]

Hmm How Bout' Stepping On The Side Where It's Spiky

[a0coocoobrain0o0o0o]

think outside of the box ...

[PGm0nkey]

'waking up on the wrong side of the bed' ill hit the wall, hey thats a another one :D

[Soakedboy]

"I feel like shit"

[DrLachrymose]

Fght fire with fire.

[ohlookaflyingpig]

Out of the blue was my favourite one :D

[RyannIsHereee]

"ARE YOU TAKING THE PISS"

-gets a cup and pisses in it-

[Jugo149]

I was hoping for that I am on fire or your on fire!! its awesome cause it could mean so many things!

[KetchupExplosion]

I would like your yellow Gamecube controller.

[codydh3]

party pooper

[nintendoLove777]

for the second one u demonstrated the idiom could have almost also been "bored to death"

[Izyume]

(Pushing daisies)??

girl: What happened to the man who was shot!?

Detective: sad to say.. he is pushing daisies....

ok sorry not funny...

[fsriders]

@Izyume its "he's pushing up the daisies" EG he's dead, in the ground, providing nutrients for them to grow XD

[Izyume]

@fsriders

i know that... lol i mean.. take it literally!

*picture a man pushing a HUGE pile of daisies across the ground*

[fsriders]

@Izyume lmfao, I thought of urs more along the line of a man in a small room under the ground pushing daisies up with his hands lmfao XD

[Izyume]

@fsriders

whats worse.... pushing daisies, or , raining cats and dogs?!

[fsriders]

@Izyume lmfao hard to say really, but i'll say raining cats and dogs haha

[Izyume]

@fsriders

if you do not own a Inside garage, go fix your car...

do you know how much damage falling cats, and dogs, would do?!

[fsriders]

@Izyume lmfao in my whole life i've never owned a garage lmfao

[Izyume]

@fsriders i know how you feel there.. my whole life i never did.. except for this house i am in now... but i have so much junk.. i put it in my garage and i have no more room for the car... i guess i am also one of those people who are gonna have to fix their car from "Dog, Cat" damage...

[fsriders]

@Izyume lmfao poor cars :< XD

[Izyume]

@fsriders

so! go and open up a "Car repair shop" now is the time to make LOTS of money!

as long as you don't mind gross clean up... that is.

[fsriders]

@Izyume im an artist, not a mechanic, I can't fix cars DD: lol

[Izyume]

@fsriders

I'm a Chef, not a artist or mechanic either...

so i guess we will be losing money with this cat, and dog disaster...

[fsriders]

@Izyume dun dun daaa DD: lmfao

[AvergeGamer]

thats a game cube not wii lol

[Davidismessi]

Racing against the clock is soooo funny :P

[GagasLitteMonster]

Lmfao I pissed myself at "Chip off his shoulder" Why are you so funny!!!!!?? loooool

I really can't stop laughing

[nicleman1]

out of the blue... haha.. lol .. thats was pretty funny :P

[LadyTarasque]

hm... a real dime a dozen would be awesome :p but then that'd get rather chaotic wouldn't it?

I don't really have a fave but I could mention some of the ones i use most..

a picture's worth 1000 words

it's all Greek to me

Once in a blue moon

[qweedow]

funny

[razaa09]

I actually really like your videos. Keep it up bud!! They are original not like RWJ and others.

[pokemons9]

My fav idiom is " A chip off the old block ", and " Break a leg".

[jonarita69]

For the first one, I thought you were going to do "an apple a day keeps the doctor away". :P

[VictoriaQuodRex]

"Chip on his shoulder" seems delicious.

[stalion1994]

lol, at 1:26 i thought he was going to pull out a piece of wood for morning wood

[LoveInParisx]

@ImPerFecTi0nISTt It means (I think) you show all your emotions and feelings' for everyone to see.

[LoveInParisx]

break a leg or eye on the ball.

[nchollywood]

@ImPerFecTi0nISTt I dont know what it means. Google it...

[LoveInParisx]

"Time to face the music" ... Do I need to explain?

[bjb313]

2 words. morning, wood.



[MrUltimatePizza]

i really thought when you "raced against the clock", you would suddenly kill the other player in-game. "killing time".

[mega5gum]

step on a crack and break ur mums back

[Kennelzedie]

"Take the cake" That one would have made me laugh :P I remember this episode of Little Bear a really long time ago when the duck took idioms literally and stole the cake, haha.

[MewWolf5]

One of my favourites is "Break A Leg" because ironically; if you break a leg, you would have quite a bit of difficulty performing. Not exactly the good luck you need.

[loitagrl12]

use your loaf! (means use your head) haha or steal someones thunder haha

[notazinman]

early bird gets the worm.... ugh

[insanitystudio]

"I call shotgun"

BAM!

[Quicksilver4991]

GAME CUBE FTW!

[dnaisinmybody]

Lol When you where in bed I thought you was going to say don't jerk off or else you're going to go blind:p

[TheRaichusThunder]

the early bird get the worm

[TheGtavids4you]

Milked the cow dry LOL XD

[stoogemaster7000]

suprised when you did 'you are what you eat' you didnt turn into a giant cock cause from the 2 (this being the second and last) videos ive watched from you seems like your a bit of a fag

[scarlet105]

@stoogemaster7000 Daaw the troll wants attention! Go where you're wanted midgy -^-

[stoogemaster7000]

@scarlet105 troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll loves to troll

[Sk8terkid010]

@stoogemaster7000 why u being a hater? just cause he is more succesful on youtube than u.. seriously get a life he is just doing what he likes and hey its f***ing hillarious so let him do it with out ur shitty comments.....

[stoogemaster7000]

@Sk8terkid010 succesful on youtube? wow....his going somewhere in life....anyway not my fault he lives under a rainbow flag on oxford street this shiznits lame and boring im only coming back to troll more trolly trolly trolly trolly trolly trolly trolly trolly trolly trolly trolly trolly trolly trolly trolly trolly trolly trolly trolly loooooooooooooooooooooooooves to troll

[surfer1998lol]

@stoogemaster7000 u r a trollllllllllllll piss off if u dont like his videos fag

[maddona999]

Raining cats and dogs! Then you could have made the joke of stepping in a poodle.

[BubbleBobbleHead]

YOU CANT POLISH A TURD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WhiteGlitterTV]

Your accent... Australian ? or South African ?

[pizzaguy553]

liar, liar pants on fire?

[blulemonade]

my personal favourite;

'i could eat a scabby pig'

"i thought it was donkey?"

'i don't like donkey'

[GintokiPianist]

a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush! false equivalencies make me sick!!

[rogernator5000]

the first one I thought was gonna be an apple a day keeps the doctor away

[black00dice]

@manutdforev1 Asians don't wear shoes in their houses

[sakurabloom123]

You should've done "chip off the old block"

[wordreet]

How about I'm pi**ed off?! Hahaha! No! No! Sorry. X¬D Don't even think about even imagining making that video. You'll get shut down!

[NcrFax]

im DONE, watching all the videos now . . . going to sleep.

stick in the mud

[supermegasonic]

at the clock part i was thinking u were setting up an idiom for "time flies when ur having fun"

[brandon420z1]

dont get your knickers in a knot

[dfathere]

do wet dream it be funny ....i think

[Jicoki]

When someone says they're going to kick your ass, why is it that they always punch you in the face? Hmm...

[NoRefundsXD]

@Jicoki lol i lol'd at ur comment

[IcyThrills]

@Jicoki My friend actually kicked my arse when I said that AC/DC weren't that good :(

[KidBengi]

@Jicoki i dont get that either

[drakanovia]

my fav is "speak of the devil and the devil shall appear"

[manofsuds7]

my favorite idiom is: "i've got my turtle in a shoehorn"

[Zapok12]

You should've used "Break a leg" in the video XD Would've been awesome.

[Punkaela]

Technically "zero tolerance" would involve tolerating zero.

Fun vid! A little slow-paced, though.

[lolangie100]

lool funny stuff! creative too

[MayadIdub]

i'd like to "break a leg". hahaha.

and "drop dead gorgeous". i read somewhere in an indonesian magazine (cuz im an indonesian), it was translated literally to "a dying gorgeous person" as a joke. it just sounds funnier in indonesian.

[rexboy360]

great job keep it up add me as a friend and subscribe plz

[goalieDG]

Eye contact

[fill783]

my Favorite is "taste the rainbow!"

[jstyle92]

AHAHA

Shit happens XD

[crazeechiq7]

My teachers used to say, "Okay everyone, bring your eyes to the front of the classroom."

[Trund27]

"Letting the cat out of the bag"...I can see some animal lover (me) rescuing a litter of kittens from being thrown in a river...WAHHH!!

[RAWRItsSara998]

My friend onc threw a clock across tthe room.

sayinf 'TIME FLYIES!!!' :D

[Trund27]

@RAWRItsSara998 LOL

[ThomasGordonCanavan1]

"S**T HITS THE FAN?"

[Someone2996]

I like: "Over my dead body" :P My mother says it all the time x)

btw your videos are amazing :)

[Theinnocentdream]

@Someone2996 my dad says «over my pile of ashes»^^

[feifus]

I crack up every time AMC emblazons "Silence is Golden" across the screen right before the movie starts 8D

[EatAnOctorok]

"in the buff"(nude). I thought because buff means a bodybuilder that strayed from the gym, yeah...

"over my dead body"(you can never do this). No-one has ever said this to me, but if they did, I'd say "Gladly." and pull out a knife/rifle.

[Sandstormer9]

The only tolerable ads are the ones on the Cinema screens not on the television, website or youtube etc...

[MusikCity1]

wait after he ate the chip on his shoulder shouldn't he have then turned into a chip? Lol

[nchollywood]

Heart on your sleeve. I picture that one as someones heart (the organ itself) literally hanging off someones sleeve XD

[MichaelJacksonFan000]

He's gonna be the next Youtube celeb. I wish he rises!

[flammablezeus]

There's a party in my mouth, and everyone's invited.

[EatAnOctorok]

@flammablezeus that means you're spitting on everyone. But if literal, everyone would be walking around on your tongue, and dancing in your throat.

[3Need3More3Cowbell3]

Excellent hair

[OriginalBloodAce]

Isnt "Its as easy as talking candy from a baby" one? or "He is pushing up daisies (Meaning dead) lol.

[way2wacky4u]

"out of the blue" and "rise and shine" made me laugh out loud.. and it's 2.20am.. hehehehe. XD

[repoman990]

brain storm i would love to see that happen

[AreallyRANDOMgirl]

A world of trouble... *shudder*

[jonnyboyluvverboyhah]

found you today andd im not sorry

[clubpenguin475]

"In a pickle" O_o

[AquaticGabriel]

@shurubie13 LOL! :)

[dthwestcoastify]

put it away the birds might get it

[9Kizmet]

.... Not funny in the slightest.

[pebbleBOOM]

"can't ignore the elephant in the room"

[TheDanielscool]

i like actually say like all the time like if you know what i mean :)

[Monkyupurbutt]

"When pigs fly". cuz... flying pigs, man!!!

[wolfoftherain53]

xD i loved the "chip on his shoulder" one.

great job xDD

[Monthral1]

theres plenty more you should do another vid for them

[Ihatemyusernamemore]

"Stop taking the piss out of me"

[neo122333]

you should have Done "a picture is worth a thousand words"

[HacketyDood]

My favourite is, "Curiosity Killed The Cat".

[xdottigirlx]

@HacketyDood Not the cat!

[pebbleBOOM]

@HacketyDood satisfaction brought it back (;

[cheesmastr]

@shrubie13 probably a giant taking a big one on the bar. lol

[cheesmastr]

one should be what you say is what you are he says hes king he turns into a king with a bunch of people who want to work for him. LOL XD

[pro0glenn]

My mom's gonna kill me.

[lovablevampiregirl]

Killing Time... Imagine if time was a real person... Or someone was named time...O.o

[Ir0nStein]

I actually facepalm'd at the race against time one, really nice job. This was really funny :D *Subbed*

[beastchicky]

These are some funny things from a clip i just watched:

All ears - a potato?

All over the map - Can you just IMAGINE that?

[beastchicky]

"So Hungry, I could eat a horse" Have you ever got half way through 1 and realised you're not as hungry as you thought?

"So cute I could just eat you all up." STAY AWAY FROM MY KITTEN! XD

"Falling asleep" Well this actually counts as exsisting, it still makes you think.

There are others, but I can't think of them at the moment. . .

[roflolwtfomg]

A piece of cake! :D

[roflolwtfomg]

Haha, I accidentally found your channel. Glad I did, you're hilarious :D

[Squishystones]

"That person was as big as a house!"

Seeing an abnormally tall, fat, or just plain large person would make my day.

[huckxing]

Raining Cats and Dogs

Because then I'll finally get a pet :)

[shurubie13]

my favourite is "don't be a party pooper". i wonder how that would look like xD

@shurubie13 thats great LOL