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  • Everyone in this game is a 'bastard', aren't they?

  • "Come on, Tas, it's a bat!"

    LMAO

  • Also, what's the name of the song that begins at 7:30?

  • :15-:30 LMAO.

  • I thought dragons are impervious to magic.

  • 8"25 I now know where he lives!

  • GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDD

  • Hitchhikers theme..........How win of you sir, good show!!

  • What's the music at Ember's Lair the dragon against magic missles?

  • Magic.... Missile....? REALLY?! For the 15 years I've known about D&D, magic missile doesn't do SHIT! It's a LEVEL ONE SPELL in every edition I've read into! What the FUCK!?

  • @Lighningbreaker Yes, but if anyone could take a dragon out with magic missile, it would be Raist. XD

  • @Ladysivak True that. Infact, I hosted a D&D game once and the group I was DMing were going to fight the Aspect of Vecna. Top of the round, the drow sorceress got 3 natural 20's in a row... So much for a boss fight, huh?

  • @Lighningbreaker The spell was Acid Orb.

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  • @Lighningbreaker In Neverwinter Nights, an Empowered Isaacs missile can two shot a fighter/paladin class.

  • @mainkilla What's the range on that spell?

  • @Lighningbreaker As long as line of sight is maintained. But by that point, you are probably Bigbyed by the mage and held into place anyway.

  • @mainkilla Hmm, I was in a little D&D arena that I take part in and someone with a mage trying to kill everyone with that spell... He didn't take it well when his mage took an poisoned arrow in the eye.

  • I'm guessing the guy who wrote the game dialogue never knew his father...you have 3 seconds to get that joke.

  • I'll just watch this with the volume down thanks.

  • Weapons of Mass Distortion FTW!!!

  • EET MAH MAJIK MISHAL BEYOTCH!

  • well alot better than heroes of the lance

  • This game looks terrible. Not a tenth as bad as the first one.

  • Does anyone know what song is playing during 6:35-7:20, or at least where it's from??

  • what is the song while he is fighting the dragon at 6:45-7:12

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  • How is it that a beta tester didn't point out the lameness of having to select a magic missile per use?

  • The first hornet hit was a crit.

  • spoony i think you need to calm down first off and second you need to shave

  • @natureman494 so does yer mom, but she won't listen to me.

  • This one didn't look thaaaat bad for the year it was released.

  • What song is played when he fights the dragon?

  • @TheDisgracedFallen Crystal method-Weapons of Mass DIstortion

  • @PhantosTheHedgehog Tyvm for telling me. I really like what I heard in this video and I checked out the song. It's really good. Ty again for telling me.

  • I won! Let's drink a Pepsi!

  • I didn't know you were a Hitchhiker's Guide fan , Noah ;P You are one who knows where his towel is.

    Even though the 2005 hollywood movie was a piece of shit.........

  • Now I know exactly where you live!

  • I loved this game.

  • theres the word bastard in this game.

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  • great job warrior you've earned your coat of a new subscriber and friend:)

  • So, it wasn't the Vogons.

  • That game is fucking EPIC XDXDXDXDXDXD

  • This game looks dreadful

  • Magic Missles? It's a dragon, a red dragon, who's weak against magic missles? So what does that mean, that he takes twice the damage from it, and looses 6 out of 10000 hp? What edition is that, 3,FU? If you can kill this RED DRAGON with MAGIC MISSLES what the fuck would you do with burning hands??? Cast it at the beginning of the game and you'll kill all the monsters, npcs, win the game, and shut down all the power in the block. Who needs wail of the banshee!?

  • Dude the music for the battle portions kicks ass.

  • This bastard game seems to have bastard creators who like to bastardly use the word bastard, bastard. ;)

  • RAISTLIN FUCKS YOUR MOTHER

    LOL

  • elves tend a fuked up forest lawl!

  • what was that song near end

  • Hitchhiker's theme FTW!!!

  • spoony's going super saiyan

  • I dont see anything on YouTube about Dragon Lance: Shadow Sorcerer... wtf?

  • @seanobi777 Shadow sorcerer doesn't exist. I checked on GameFAQS

  • @AvgnFanSite I cant find it either, I thought it was real. IF you type in Dragonlance Shadow Sorcerer in google, all sorts of things pop up about it. I dont know though...

  • @seanobi777 Found it on Wikipedia though. Must be pretty rare. :D

  • lolz wow what a short lived victory

  • EAT MY MAGIC MISSILE BITCH!

  • He's obviously not that smart! EVERY good DnD player knows you cast magic missle at the darkness.

    :p

  • "BASTARDS!' is obviously the favorite word of whoever wrote this. And yeah! the dracos are no longer pussies!

  • RAISTLIN FUCKS YOUR MOTHER!

    BOO YA!!!

  • Dwarf rage: Similar to ADAMANTIAM RAAAGE!!

  • Is the Ember's Room?

    TAKE A FUCKING GUESS!!!

    LMAO

  • Fuse box count XD

  • hornets...with knives? OMG they're learning to use tools!!!

  • THEME MUSIC FROM IRONSIDE !!!!!

  • You're from California!?

  • I think he's from Arizona

  • spoonyone has awesome reviews. subscribed lol look at all the colors

  • LMAO Hitchhikers Guide

  • No the dude from the house just teleports to different house around the world.... A bit creepy....

  • the end was funny laughed my butt off when spoony yelled KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN and the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy was cool too

  • Wait what song is that after you bet the guy with your dwarf?

  • Holy crap--there is a plot...and dialogue...something happening!

  • THERES ANOTHER ONE!? LMAO

  • fuse boxes are the meaning of life! xD

  • Lmfao my god lol wait lol aren't you from Arizona XD.

  • That Kill Bill part was awesome.

    "KAHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" BOOM!

    And R.I.P. David "Bill" Carradine.

  • This Game looks good! Not perfect, but playable!

  • 9:31

    i have that comforter

  • 02:01

    He telled you to go to south

  • *told

  • anyone wanna enlighten me to the music used in 8:16 ?

  • it's something from Kill Bill, I'm not sure

  • its like sonic games in reverse

  • KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN as well as a Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy joke? You sir, are made of WIN.

  • whats the music at 8.14-8.27

  • LOL! Fusebox Count 42!

  • nobody tosses a dwarf ROFL

  • "Take a fucking guess Flint!" Lol. It's a sad day when a dragon can be taken out by a first level mage spell.

  • hahahahaha awesome ending!!!

  • i like the hitchikers guide music at the end nice touch

  • lol love The Rock quote

  • What is the music at 08:56 ?

  • Heya Spoony. As others have wondered, is that next Dragonlance game anywhere close in the agenda or is it a ways off still?

    Love the videos by the way.

  • OMG everyone is a bastard it seems in this game LOL I cannot believe the one dragon called the other dragon "a terrible bastard." hahaha the celebration fanfare was funny too!

  • Playitbogart did a review of the NES Metal Gear with the worst word used was a-hole, and he only said it once.

    It's up on Revver.

  • Of course every nerd on youtube has to thumbs down my remark. Got I hate you people.

  • sooooooo...you live in San Diego?

  • you want to play a REALLY shitty game?

    Play Portal Runner!

  • 42.

  • aren't u going to make a video for shadow scorcerer?

  • Mmm, yes I too have tasted the pain which is the dragonlance games. funny vid btw.

  • He looks like Till Lindemann!!!

  • Ha, Ewok song at the end. Raistlin fucks all our mothers and I'll be damned if anybody ever tosses a dwarf. "Is this the funniest video ever?" take a FUCKING guess, Flint!

  • wait you love in sab gabriel valley

    i have got your number

  • wait why are you soooo pissed after you found out aobut a new one after all this oene was better than any other dnd game video game that is that one might even be better!

  • "There's a plot...and there's dialogue...and there's actually more than two colors! I could barely believe this! Have I actually stumbled on a good game?...

    ...Well, no." Hilarious!

  • btw, is this the only quest in the game?

  • The end was awesome.

  • I just reached book two on Dragons of Autumn Twilight. I just realized that the game's plot IS WAY OFF from the book. No wonder the game is confusing..

    Btw, Raistlin wasn't supposed to kill Ember, but I bet you know that already Spoony =)

  • Games rarely follow the actual plot all that closely, especially way back when actions were limited.

  • spoony, please review the other AD&D game some time soon! xD

  • magic missle is one of the weekest spells in the tabletop game i mean you use 1 d4 for damage. jeez that dragon is week

  • yes that dragon does span the length of 7 days according to the Gregorian calendar.

  • Where are the dragons' lower half of their bodies? Madness.

  • Dragons have lowerhalfs of bodies?? I thought that was just legend :O

  • Lol that dragon needed higher arcane resistance.

  • is it yust me or this this game ripof legend of zelda 2?

  • What game was that @ 8:40?

  • i think that was a fatality from mortal kombat 3

  • Smoke's Armageddon Fatality to be exact.

  • at 2:01 it says to go further south, wrong line and too quick button mashing

  • All hail the hitch hickers Guide!!!!

  • the ending is the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy tv intro sweet ^^

  • Eat my magic missile, bitch!

  • ''He's a terrible bastard''

    I just couldn't help but to crack up.

  • So..Are you ever going to review the third game?

  • I could watch this 10 times a day for the rest of my life and I would still piss myself at the ending...

    Brilliant Spoony!

  • It's a clone army of Richard Attenboroughs! And smurfs!

  • KHAAAAAN!

  • Looks like a Zelda 2 ripoff.

  • hey, the second one got better, maybe the third one is a lost relic of awesomeness . . . but most likely . . . no.

  • they can say bastard on NES? i thought nintendo would be on top of that

  • Well the NES had Friday the 13th remember?

  • james rolfe will never let me forget that!

  • There is another one

  • What did you expect of games from the early days? Seriously. you fucking kids are spoiled by todays games

  • Oh come on, give spoonyone a chance.

    i know that this isnt one of his strongest videos ,but you should check his other videos which are ridicously hilarious to watch(like the final fantasy 8 review).

  • Give yours and Spoonys a chance...

  • Dude, have you even watched other game reviewers yet? At least he often TRIES to see one or two good qualities in a game. Haha.

  • what does he mean by another PM?

  • private message

  • am I the only one who see's the Zelda II rip off?

  • we all do

  • KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN­!!!!! I saw that coming a mile away xD

  • Dragons can usually resist magic very well O_o

  • Hence why it said the dragon was very weak against that one specific spell. There was a hole in it's armour.

  • love the Kill Bill spoof at the end XD

  • The hat guy looks like Indiana Jones's father

  • "We've got to find the Grail, junior!"

  • lmfao the earth explode XD

  • what's the song at the end?

  • i mean the song in the last minute or so

  • Journey of the Sorcerer" by the Eagles

    nvrmind

  • lmao... "I WIN TEH KRYNN"

  • lol would like to see what happens in the sequal to that lol. Might actually be decent. Anyway loved that part at the end. No body tosses a Dwarf lol. Dwarves FTW!

  • This has to be one of my favorite of yours Spoony.

  • was 42 really the fuse box count :O

  • I just love the ending XD

  • Aaah... "Neodammerung"... great choice for the final boss battle! :D

  • This game really likes the word bastard!

  • FUSE BOXES! KAHN!

  • Yeah. Another kickass vid, Noah.

    By the way, does anyone know where the song that plays RIGHT before the planet blew up came from? (The Jingle where he goes crazy upon learning of the 3rd game)

    If so, where can I get it?

  • Wattzking: Its from the Ironside opening, also on the Kill Bill 1 soundtrack and used across the many many "Dramatic Gopher" "Dramatic Prairie Dog" youtube videos :)

    Great review!

  • Never played these, but I played AD&D: Eye of the Beholder. Of course, stupid me got it without the manual, so I've figured out how to do everything except for actually kill enemies. Is it just me, or do these games have a tendency to make you hate life?

  • to kill enemys in eye of the beholder right-click the weapons.

  • Thanks. ^^

  • So the end music's from the old Hitchhikers Guide show, then? I like it.

  • Agree. The movie...was a joke compared to the BBC TV series

  • Yes!the fuse box count still lives!!!!!

  • what system's this game for?

  • For NES.