Magic.... Missile....? REALLY?! For the 15 years I've known about D&D, magic missile doesn't do SHIT! It's a LEVEL ONE SPELL in every edition I've read into! What the FUCK!?
@Ladysivak True that. Infact, I hosted a D&D game once and the group I was DMing were going to fight the Aspect of Vecna. Top of the round, the drow sorceress got 3 natural 20's in a row... So much for a boss fight, huh?
@mainkilla Hmm, I was in a little D&D arena that I take part in and someone with a mage trying to kill everyone with that spell... He didn't take it well when his mage took an poisoned arrow in the eye.
@mainkilla Hmm, I was in a little D&D arena that I take part in and someone with a mage trying to kill everyone with that spell... He didn't take it well when his mage took an poisoned arrow in the eye.
@PhantosTheHedgehog Tyvm for telling me. I really like what I heard in this video and I checked out the song. It's really good. Ty again for telling me.
Magic Missles? It's a dragon, a red dragon, who's weak against magic missles? So what does that mean, that he takes twice the damage from it, and looses 6 out of 10000 hp? What edition is that, 3,FU? If you can kill this RED DRAGON with MAGIC MISSLES what the fuck would you do with burning hands??? Cast it at the beginning of the game and you'll kill all the monsters, npcs, win the game, and shut down all the power in the block. Who needs wail of the banshee!?
@AvgnFanSite I cant find it either, I thought it was real. IF you type in Dragonlance Shadow Sorcerer in google, all sorts of things pop up about it. I dont know though...
OMG everyone is a bastard it seems in this game LOL I cannot believe the one dragon called the other dragon "a terrible bastard." hahaha the celebration fanfare was funny too!
Ha, Ewok song at the end. Raistlin fucks all our mothers and I'll be damned if anybody ever tosses a dwarf. "Is this the funniest video ever?" take a FUCKING guess, Flint!
wait why are you soooo pissed after you found out aobut a new one after all this oene was better than any other dnd game video game that is that one might even be better!
"There's a plot...and there's dialogue...and there's actually more than two colors! I could barely believe this! Have I actually stumbled on a good game?...
I just reached book two on Dragons of Autumn Twilight. I just realized that the game's plot IS WAY OFF from the book. No wonder the game is confusing..
Btw, Raistlin wasn't supposed to kill Ember, but I bet you know that already Spoony =)
i know that this isnt one of his strongest videos ,but you should check his other videos which are ridicously hilarious to watch(like the final fantasy 8 review).
lol would like to see what happens in the sequal to that lol. Might actually be decent. Anyway loved that part at the end. No body tosses a Dwarf lol. Dwarves FTW!
By the way, does anyone know where the song that plays RIGHT before the planet blew up came from? (The Jingle where he goes crazy upon learning of the 3rd game)
Wattzking: Its from the Ironside opening, also on the Kill Bill 1 soundtrack and used across the many many "Dramatic Gopher" "Dramatic Prairie Dog" youtube videos :)
Never played these, but I played AD&D: Eye of the Beholder. Of course, stupid me got it without the manual, so I've figured out how to do everything except for actually kill enemies. Is it just me, or do these games have a tendency to make you hate life?
Everyone in this game is a 'bastard', aren't they?
MrBuch169169 6 days ago
"Come on, Tas, it's a bat!"
LMAO
Brightblade910 2 weeks ago
Also, what's the name of the song that begins at 7:30?
mainkilla 3 weeks ago
:15-:30 LMAO.
mainkilla 3 weeks ago
I thought dragons are impervious to magic.
alonzo9772 1 month ago
8"25 I now know where he lives!
LokitheCajun 2 months ago
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Comell1000 3 months ago in playlist Spoony one
Hitchhikers theme..........How win of you sir, good show!!
Andyp12 5 months ago
What's the music at Ember's Lair the dragon against magic missles?
SmokenAces 5 months ago
Magic.... Missile....? REALLY?! For the 15 years I've known about D&D, magic missile doesn't do SHIT! It's a LEVEL ONE SPELL in every edition I've read into! What the FUCK!?
Lighningbreaker 6 months ago
@Lighningbreaker Yes, but if anyone could take a dragon out with magic missile, it would be Raist. XD
Ladysivak 5 months ago
@Ladysivak True that. Infact, I hosted a D&D game once and the group I was DMing were going to fight the Aspect of Vecna. Top of the round, the drow sorceress got 3 natural 20's in a row... So much for a boss fight, huh?
Lighningbreaker 5 months ago
@Lighningbreaker The spell was Acid Orb.
Lighningbreaker 5 months ago
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mainkilla 3 weeks ago
@Lighningbreaker In Neverwinter Nights, an Empowered Isaacs missile can two shot a fighter/paladin class.
mainkilla 3 weeks ago
@mainkilla What's the range on that spell?
Lighningbreaker 3 weeks ago
@Lighningbreaker As long as line of sight is maintained. But by that point, you are probably Bigbyed by the mage and held into place anyway.
mainkilla 3 weeks ago
@mainkilla Hmm, I was in a little D&D arena that I take part in and someone with a mage trying to kill everyone with that spell... He didn't take it well when his mage took an poisoned arrow in the eye.
Lighningbreaker 3 weeks ago
@Lighningbreaker Lol.
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@mainkilla Hmm, I was in a little D&D arena that I take part in and someone with a mage trying to kill everyone with that spell... He didn't take it well when his mage took an poisoned arrow in the eye.
Lighningbreaker 3 weeks ago
I'm guessing the guy who wrote the game dialogue never knew his father...you have 3 seconds to get that joke.
rabidrabbitshuggers 6 months ago
I'll just watch this with the volume down thanks.
xXHellkittiesXx 6 months ago
Weapons of Mass Distortion FTW!!!
wannabelegion 7 months ago
EET MAH MAJIK MISHAL BEYOTCH!
supersmashbro596 10 months ago
well alot better than heroes of the lance
alexchris32 10 months ago
This game looks terrible. Not a tenth as bad as the first one.
studentofthegospel 11 months ago
Does anyone know what song is playing during 6:35-7:20, or at least where it's from??
313Banana313 11 months ago
what is the song while he is fighting the dragon at 6:45-7:12
Migfightercp 11 months ago
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Migfightercp 11 months ago
How is it that a beta tester didn't point out the lameness of having to select a magic missile per use?
IggyHazard 1 year ago
The first hornet hit was a crit.
Cyan60 1 year ago
spoony i think you need to calm down first off and second you need to shave
natureman494 1 year ago
@natureman494 so does yer mom, but she won't listen to me.
KurtKokaine1 9 months ago
This one didn't look thaaaat bad for the year it was released.
Catetas 1 year ago
What song is played when he fights the dragon?
TheDisgracedFallen 1 year ago
@TheDisgracedFallen Crystal method-Weapons of Mass DIstortion
PhantosTheHedgehog 1 year ago
@PhantosTheHedgehog Tyvm for telling me. I really like what I heard in this video and I checked out the song. It's really good. Ty again for telling me.
TheDisgracedFallen 1 year ago
I won! Let's drink a Pepsi!
yourpalal1227 1 year ago
I didn't know you were a Hitchhiker's Guide fan , Noah ;P You are one who knows where his towel is.
Even though the 2005 hollywood movie was a piece of shit.........
PunkRocker666Metal 1 year ago
Now I know exactly where you live!
sephiuson 1 year ago
I loved this game.
GreatFairyWars 1 year ago
theres the word bastard in this game.
mattiathekaiju 1 year ago
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ammarmuary 1 year ago
great job warrior you've earned your coat of a new subscriber and friend:)
LordComett 1 year ago 3
So, it wasn't the Vogons.
nutherefurlong 1 year ago
That game is fucking EPIC XDXDXDXDXDXD
Maginoshei 1 year ago
This game looks dreadful
killallianceftw 1 year ago
Magic Missles? It's a dragon, a red dragon, who's weak against magic missles? So what does that mean, that he takes twice the damage from it, and looses 6 out of 10000 hp? What edition is that, 3,FU? If you can kill this RED DRAGON with MAGIC MISSLES what the fuck would you do with burning hands??? Cast it at the beginning of the game and you'll kill all the monsters, npcs, win the game, and shut down all the power in the block. Who needs wail of the banshee!?
GambitTD 1 year ago
Dude the music for the battle portions kicks ass.
NesKid99 1 year ago
This bastard game seems to have bastard creators who like to bastardly use the word bastard, bastard. ;)
AvgnFanSite 1 year ago 2
RAISTLIN FUCKS YOUR MOTHER
LOL
MynamesnotSteve100 1 year ago
elves tend a fuked up forest lawl!
assassinx20 2 years ago
what was that song near end
green123438 2 years ago
Hitchhiker's theme FTW!!!
TomMSTie 2 years ago
spoony's going super saiyan
darkcry000a 2 years ago
I dont see anything on YouTube about Dragon Lance: Shadow Sorcerer... wtf?
seanobi777 2 years ago
@seanobi777 Shadow sorcerer doesn't exist. I checked on GameFAQS
AvgnFanSite 1 year ago
@AvgnFanSite I cant find it either, I thought it was real. IF you type in Dragonlance Shadow Sorcerer in google, all sorts of things pop up about it. I dont know though...
seanobi777 1 year ago
@seanobi777 Found it on Wikipedia though. Must be pretty rare. :D
AvgnFanSite 1 year ago
lolz wow what a short lived victory
TheUrbanwerewolf 2 years ago
EAT MY MAGIC MISSILE BITCH!
Replicaaaaaaaaaaa 2 years ago 28
He's obviously not that smart! EVERY good DnD player knows you cast magic missle at the darkness.
:p
WhiteTiger225 2 years ago
"BASTARDS!' is obviously the favorite word of whoever wrote this. And yeah! the dracos are no longer pussies!
Ladysivak 2 years ago 4
RAISTLIN FUCKS YOUR MOTHER!
BOO YA!!!
SkyCE9A 2 years ago 7
Dwarf rage: Similar to ADAMANTIAM RAAAGE!!
connamoo 2 years ago 5
Is the Ember's Room?
TAKE A FUCKING GUESS!!!
LMAO
Jamal2504 2 years ago 10
Fuse box count XD
meowkie 2 years ago
hornets...with knives? OMG they're learning to use tools!!!
bloodriotiori 2 years ago 8
THEME MUSIC FROM IRONSIDE !!!!!
saderin 2 years ago
You're from California!?
THESWP2008 2 years ago
I think he's from Arizona
ShaydenPrime 2 years ago 6
spoonyone has awesome reviews. subscribed lol look at all the colors
Benoc13 2 years ago
LMAO Hitchhikers Guide
ShaydenPrime 2 years ago
No the dude from the house just teleports to different house around the world.... A bit creepy....
crazycat58 2 years ago
the end was funny laughed my butt off when spoony yelled KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN and the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy was cool too
rext08 2 years ago 2
Wait what song is that after you bet the guy with your dwarf?
MST3Kbot 2 years ago
Holy crap--there is a plot...and dialogue...something happening!
rabidrabbitshuggers 2 years ago
THERES ANOTHER ONE!? LMAO
RangerD12 2 years ago 2
fuse boxes are the meaning of life! xD
Vkmies 2 years ago
Lmfao my god lol wait lol aren't you from Arizona XD.
bgcorporation 2 years ago
That Kill Bill part was awesome.
"KAHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" BOOM!
And R.I.P. David "Bill" Carradine.
umk23 2 years ago
This Game looks good! Not perfect, but playable!
HellfireTheAwesome 2 years ago
9:31
i have that comforter
Gight77 2 years ago
02:01
He telled you to go to south
Garyankan 2 years ago
*told
Garyankan 1 year ago
anyone wanna enlighten me to the music used in 8:16 ?
mwong666 2 years ago
it's something from Kill Bill, I'm not sure
f16134 2 years ago
its like sonic games in reverse
rappy101 2 years ago
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN as well as a Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy joke? You sir, are made of WIN.
AmayirotAkago 2 years ago
whats the music at 8.14-8.27
HALODAN12 2 years ago 2
LOL! Fusebox Count 42!
SeeDeathComing 2 years ago
nobody tosses a dwarf ROFL
SkaziRules 2 years ago 3
"Take a fucking guess Flint!" Lol. It's a sad day when a dragon can be taken out by a first level mage spell.
ovrzelus 2 years ago 31
hahahahaha awesome ending!!!
fernando101090 2 years ago 3
i like the hitchikers guide music at the end nice touch
anthonyrotar 2 years ago 4
lol love The Rock quote
sharm00ta666 2 years ago
What is the music at 08:56 ?
danevilke 3 years ago
Heya Spoony. As others have wondered, is that next Dragonlance game anywhere close in the agenda or is it a ways off still?
Love the videos by the way.
Phoenix7786 3 years ago
OMG everyone is a bastard it seems in this game LOL I cannot believe the one dragon called the other dragon "a terrible bastard." hahaha the celebration fanfare was funny too!
notyoursavior78 3 years ago 4
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Nice language. Christ, isn't there a nerd who can say something without throwing in the f word? Totally craps up the video.
ioport 3 years ago
Playitbogart did a review of the NES Metal Gear with the worst word used was a-hole, and he only said it once.
It's up on Revver.
LunDruid 3 years ago
Of course every nerd on youtube has to thumbs down my remark. Got I hate you people.
ioport 3 years ago
sooooooo...you live in San Diego?
fushheads 3 years ago
you want to play a REALLY shitty game?
Play Portal Runner!
mexikanboy13 3 years ago
42.
Kragnerac 3 years ago 2
aren't u going to make a video for shadow scorcerer?
ellegalfingerboardin 3 years ago
Mmm, yes I too have tasted the pain which is the dragonlance games. funny vid btw.
xanapax 3 years ago
He looks like Till Lindemann!!!
Kamsky2 3 years ago
Ha, Ewok song at the end. Raistlin fucks all our mothers and I'll be damned if anybody ever tosses a dwarf. "Is this the funniest video ever?" take a FUCKING guess, Flint!
Chickidydow 3 years ago 2
wait you love in sab gabriel valley
i have got your number
gdragon56 3 years ago
wait why are you soooo pissed after you found out aobut a new one after all this oene was better than any other dnd game video game that is that one might even be better!
nick50107 3 years ago
"There's a plot...and there's dialogue...and there's actually more than two colors! I could barely believe this! Have I actually stumbled on a good game?...
...Well, no." Hilarious!
Kefka24 3 years ago
btw, is this the only quest in the game?
stiklius 3 years ago
The end was awesome.
BoomlalaMetrotab 3 years ago 7
I just reached book two on Dragons of Autumn Twilight. I just realized that the game's plot IS WAY OFF from the book. No wonder the game is confusing..
Btw, Raistlin wasn't supposed to kill Ember, but I bet you know that already Spoony =)
TKWizard 3 years ago
Games rarely follow the actual plot all that closely, especially way back when actions were limited.
timemonkey 3 years ago
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you live in southern California, that was i was born till i move to where i live now
jjmara01 3 years ago
spoony, please review the other AD&D game some time soon! xD
stiklius 3 years ago
magic missle is one of the weekest spells in the tabletop game i mean you use 1 d4 for damage. jeez that dragon is week
swordmonkey05 3 years ago 5
yes that dragon does span the length of 7 days according to the Gregorian calendar.
PopeParty 3 years ago 2
Where are the dragons' lower half of their bodies? Madness.
Tryzon 3 years ago
Dragons have lowerhalfs of bodies?? I thought that was just legend :O
octupus6 3 years ago 2
Lol that dragon needed higher arcane resistance.
ILikeShinny 3 years ago 5
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Wheelofrally 3 years ago
is it yust me or this this game ripof legend of zelda 2?
darkssupersonic 3 years ago 5
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During the Raistlinn and Ember battle what is that song I need in on my 360, any one know?
ARTHAST21 3 years ago
What game was that @ 8:40?
Angrymonkey2489 3 years ago
i think that was a fatality from mortal kombat 3
hitlerskondom 3 years ago 2
Smoke's Armageddon Fatality to be exact.
Anthuz777 3 years ago
at 2:01 it says to go further south, wrong line and too quick button mashing
stonecolddragon 3 years ago
All hail the hitch hickers Guide!!!!
davegorack 3 years ago 2
the ending is the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy tv intro sweet ^^
NatterV2 3 years ago 2
Eat my magic missile, bitch!
shibbyguy101 3 years ago 4
''He's a terrible bastard''
I just couldn't help but to crack up.
Flumpansamonga 3 years ago
So..Are you ever going to review the third game?
Magitek111 3 years ago
I could watch this 10 times a day for the rest of my life and I would still piss myself at the ending...
Brilliant Spoony!
ginkgonk122 3 years ago
It's a clone army of Richard Attenboroughs! And smurfs!
Tareltonlives 3 years ago
KHAAAAAN!
beerasaurus 3 years ago
Looks like a Zelda 2 ripoff.
MacDragard 3 years ago 3
hey, the second one got better, maybe the third one is a lost relic of awesomeness . . . but most likely . . . no.
ReeperTheSeeker 3 years ago 2
they can say bastard on NES? i thought nintendo would be on top of that
CrittermationsPictrs 3 years ago 4
Well the NES had Friday the 13th remember?
mmfan15 3 years ago
james rolfe will never let me forget that!
CrittermationsPictrs 3 years ago 5
There is another one
Reaperbeta 3 years ago
What did you expect of games from the early days? Seriously. you fucking kids are spoiled by todays games
americanidolw 3 years ago 2
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Even though my videos suck more, this video sucks. Every single complaint is unneccesary, and it's not funny.
alexander4488 3 years ago
Oh come on, give spoonyone a chance.
i know that this isnt one of his strongest videos ,but you should check his other videos which are ridicously hilarious to watch(like the final fantasy 8 review).
reeyees50 3 years ago
Give yours and Spoonys a chance...
maxen992 3 years ago
Dude, have you even watched other game reviewers yet? At least he often TRIES to see one or two good qualities in a game. Haha.
MeowkieChanMHG 3 years ago
what does he mean by another PM?
ihateyou5137 3 years ago
private message
dannypfan007 3 years ago
am I the only one who see's the Zelda II rip off?
RoryMcHugo 3 years ago
we all do
sev1re 3 years ago
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!! I saw that coming a mile away xD
BlackWolfessUSCM 3 years ago 3
Dragons can usually resist magic very well O_o
Mehow80 3 years ago
Hence why it said the dragon was very weak against that one specific spell. There was a hole in it's armour.
timemonkey 3 years ago
love the Kill Bill spoof at the end XD
jkgatling 3 years ago
The hat guy looks like Indiana Jones's father
KenBlake 3 years ago 2
"We've got to find the Grail, junior!"
Tareltonlives 3 years ago
lmfao the earth explode XD
Tarion666 3 years ago 2
what's the song at the end?
CliqueOblique 3 years ago
i mean the song in the last minute or so
CliqueOblique 3 years ago
Journey of the Sorcerer" by the Eagles
nvrmind
CliqueOblique 3 years ago
lmao... "I WIN TEH KRYNN"
Joeytehgeetarist 3 years ago 4
lol would like to see what happens in the sequal to that lol. Might actually be decent. Anyway loved that part at the end. No body tosses a Dwarf lol. Dwarves FTW!
overfiend87 3 years ago
This has to be one of my favorite of yours Spoony.
ginkgonk122 3 years ago
was 42 really the fuse box count :O
korprayer 3 years ago 4
I just love the ending XD
Kazamitsu07 3 years ago 2
Aaah... "Neodammerung"... great choice for the final boss battle! :D
GameSheriff 3 years ago 2
This game really likes the word bastard!
Danbotology 3 years ago 3
FUSE BOXES! KAHN!
AUR0N117 3 years ago 2
Yeah. Another kickass vid, Noah.
By the way, does anyone know where the song that plays RIGHT before the planet blew up came from? (The Jingle where he goes crazy upon learning of the 3rd game)
If so, where can I get it?
Wattzking 3 years ago
Wattzking: Its from the Ironside opening, also on the Kill Bill 1 soundtrack and used across the many many "Dramatic Gopher" "Dramatic Prairie Dog" youtube videos :)
Great review!
saisoudou 3 years ago
Never played these, but I played AD&D: Eye of the Beholder. Of course, stupid me got it without the manual, so I've figured out how to do everything except for actually kill enemies. Is it just me, or do these games have a tendency to make you hate life?
TraskNari 3 years ago 4
to kill enemys in eye of the beholder right-click the weapons.
Chinothebad 3 years ago
Thanks. ^^
TraskNari 3 years ago
So the end music's from the old Hitchhikers Guide show, then? I like it.
JKid67 3 years ago
Agree. The movie...was a joke compared to the BBC TV series
sfried 3 years ago
Yes!the fuse box count still lives!!!!!
goldskarr 3 years ago
what system's this game for?
IvoryAgent 3 years ago
For NES.
GameSheriff 3 years ago