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  • Epic

  • fucking epic ! LOL

  • I want to.bang a nun!!!!

  • Well ,You cannot hate god, and dont' believe in him at the same time. So..

  • @annajulliafontana dr house ;)

  • what is the name of the song that plays in the background? 

  • @Blog1907

    You Can't Always Get What You Want - The Rolling Stones

  • song title please :)

  • @poliviu kidding right?

  • @juandhaltrich No. but i have found it!:)

  • @poliviu You Can't Always Get What You Want - The Rolling Stones

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  • @Insane0industry Fuck you. Californication is art. Maybe not as hilarious compared to other series on Comedy Central. But the story, the details, the acting. Fucking art, man. If you can't see that: GTFO.

  • @MADxMONK3Y If callifornication is.. as u said.. it isn't comedy.. like i said.. and he, they broadcast it on COMEDY central.

    That is why i hate it... example : ahh *puts on comedy central for a laugh * damnit ! californication, great moody with a midlife crisis, that will cheer me up... * go drinks beer smoke pod and starts gaming *

  • art ( the missing word )

  • @MADxMONK3Y

    Californication is the funniest american show i have ever seen, it's definetly comedy, just a bit darker then other Comedy Central series.

    But yes, its mostly art :)

  • @Insane0industry He mad.

  • pozory czasem mylą

  • Can't fine the church scene from Last Supper episode. That scene was awesome too....But I can't find it on YouTube!!

  • fuck yeh

    

  • You know, there is no difference between a porn movie and this scene. A hot blonde nun in a church?:))) AWESOME:)) If hell is like that. I would be happy living there:))

  • When I saw this scene i was like "What the fuck? I gotta see this" - and the show did not let me down.

    Moody 4 president!!!

  • epic

  • a totallyu fuckinì hot nun...priceless!!!

  • i don't know why , but i wonder what mulder would have done ?

  • thank you very much!!

  • best tv scene ever. i mean starting a show like this is pure genious.

  • Mulder...Mulder ? Mulder ! She might be an alien !!!

  • sorry, i see now, THX - TheRedSystems

  • what is the name of this song, pls ??!!

  • anyone knows the title of the chuch's music please?

  • @tyrixbis sounds like it's a choir cover of You Can't Always Get What you Want by the Rolling Stones

  • This show is the best thing that could happen since I dont know when. I've LMAO many times and felt sad at the same item.

    moody is the man!

    hot nun BTW!! :D

  • motherflippin lol

  • Fox Mulder getting dirty!

  • She's just eagerly receiving the sacrament.

  • Californication <3 HANK IS KING dave's a walking broner

  • I love this clip. And love the hell out of this show. Such great writing and lots of sex. What more can you ask for out of a television show!! :o) Too bad the resolving

    scene is not there, though. I guess people will have to watch the

    whole episode to find-out what's happening there, exactly.

    The next scene where he runs out of the house

    and gives instructions to the guy he's running

    from, is hilarious.

  • sweet baby jesus Hank is Going to hell! :)

  • As an atheist, I only needed to see this scene to know this was going to be my favourite show.

  • @kamilmytnik Funny, to Me,,( as a person who believes in some kind of a God), seeing a Nun *that* HOT, makes Me believe in God even more. Only a Supreme Being could create such a beautiful piece of ass who's into kneeling down for so much more than prayers, Baby!! God Bless You!!

    Amen.

  • In the words of Jesus, "Peace I give you , my Peace I give to you"""  I will not visit this scene anymore so hurl verbal abuse all you want, I will not answer!! I think all of you long for a relationship with Jesus that is why you are so angry that I have one and you do not!!! Jesus loves all of you too, He is waiting for you!! God bless you always!!!,

  • Jesus was a man who thought and cared about others, his life was all about love for his fellow man and peace on earth!!! His final act was total self giving and dying for all of our sins on that cross!!! There are millions of people who follow the teachings of Jesus and millions more that are murdered everyday in parts of our world for being "Christians". This scene is in total paradox, self pleasure, in front of a person who always thought of others first!!! Read the Beatitudes!!

  • @gladystoukie fuck off

  • @gladystoukie First of all go fuck yourself and your jesus and secondly, before jesus came to earth the mankind had no sin. Jesus gave men a sin by getting himself killed to later on take it away from us ? and he is his own father and son ? Oh and christianity has killed millions and millions of innocent ppl just cause they did not belive in your god. Your murderous god who loves us all, but tells u to kill those who doesnt belive him ? right, go fuck u and ur jesus moron.

  • @DeatgMagnet dude, Jesus came down to...save us from sin

    God isn't murderous, its just man without God that makes everything look so bad

  • @Ahamster1 i was calm. I was making a point and a good. Point and yes good is murderous bastard if he would exist. You see, christians killed millions of pagans just in one reason: they did not belive in christianity. They killed women, children and men who lived peacefully their own life till forced to belive something they did not know about. God loves us all ? then why did he told u to kill millions of innocent ppl ? World would be a better place withotu churches and christianity.

  • @DeatgMagnet the bible dosen't tell anyone to kill whoever. Have you even read the bible for yourself? If you haven't, don't comment on Christianity

  • @Ahamster1 Christianity yes go belive into ur alien god who is his own son and like a redneck supports having children inside family. Adam and Eve got kids...i wonder how those kids got kids afterwards cause there was only 1 family...their family. I comment on christianity as i want cause ur stupdi religion has killed many innocent ppl and even now u pick on muslims without a reason. ur religion is a plague

  • @Ahamster1 "Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death. Such evil must be purged from Israel. (Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT) "

    Have you ever read the bible?

  • @Ahamster1 "Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death. Such evil must be purged from Israel. (Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT) "

    Have you ever read the bible?

  • @cipristeia Ive read the bible. Honestly, Mickey Mouse comic series makes a lot more sense than that pile of junk. Now, everybody are entitled to belive or not to belive what they want and i have friends who are into christianity and im friends with them because they can take a joke on their religion and they dont think atheists are morons. Now, you should be more like them.Keep your bible to yourself and everybody can be in peace.Dont push ur religion on others We dont tell you to be an atheist

  • @DeatgMagnet Only purpose religion serves is to give the troubled, ignorant, misguided and or disabled a set of moral guidelines to abide and perhaps they will provide some use to society - but wait if this is it's only use, doubtful it will ever make up for all the trouble it's caused.. and all the people it's mislead. They were probably better off worshipping their family pet!

  • @DeatgMagnet Actually you don't need to push atheism onto me..i am one as well :) I was not trying to push the bible on anyone..i was just trying to make a point that.. yes..the holly book of their rather kind religion does actually says it is ok to kill people..:)

  • @DeatgMagnet no but you just called it a pile of junk so the purpose of your message is to ridiculize the christian religion. I never said to anyone become a christian or tried to persuade them into believing god is real. in fact there is no support i would be able to claim. but here you are saying the bible is junk and then you say that you're not trying to tell anyone to be an atheist. what a hypocrite.

  • @DeatgMagnet ever gotten into philosophy?that and science is the way to go

  • @DeatgMagnet blow your dad you little bitch

  • @DeatgMagnet No, maybe you should be more like them. Keep "YOUR bible" to yourself and everybody can be in peace. Your friends can take a joke on their religion and they don't think atheist are morons because their religion tells them to forgive. And you are an asshole if you mock their religion. Just stop being hypocrite and listen to your own advice and we can all live in peace and harmony.

  • @DeatgMagnet You need to study more about that. I'm Spanish, so I know a lot about this from personal studies: The church back in the mddle ages was corrupt. They used the name of God to get money, kill people, and gain political power. God doesn't have the fault for the curch doing that: Is like if you're over 21 and kill a person:; It's not your parents fault

  • @casju The church nowadays is exactly the same.

  • @DeatgMagnet Sadly, the mormon one is going through that path. It's a shame, I really liked those guys.

    But the Catholic one isn't ;)

  • Going to Hell so bring your sunblock

  • hahahha

  • "It's not gonna suck itself, Hank.." lol

  • David Duchovny, you just insulted my Catholic Faith, I was repulsed by this scene.I used to like Agent Maulder from the X files, now I don't even want to watch my X Files DVDs !!! You may want to consider leaving this show because you may end up in HELL !!!

  • @gladystoukie oh shut up, the bible outta your ass and grow the fuck up!

  • @gladystoukie

    lol, he said it himself, DUH !

  • @gladystoukie It's more like you are going to hell because by writing what you just wrote you have went against the Bible's teachings, dickead.

  • @gladystoukie stop trolling

  • @gladystoukie LMAO.

    I sometimes wonder if these angry religious reactions are actually real or a joke. They are that ridiculous. But yea, that's to be expected from people who believe in some dark-age voodoo bullshit that lost its credibility a long time ago.

    Man, I love being able to think for myself. You guys should try it sometime.

  • As a Roman Catholic, I find this scene deeply offensive and disturbing!!! David Duchovny is a Jew, I would like to see him disrespect his own religion the way he has disrespected mine!!! But I don't think he will do that because his million dollar pay check is much more important to him!!! SCUMBAG and the SCUMBAG writers too!!!

  • @gladystoukie oh shut up, get the bible outta your ass and grow the fuck up!

  • @gladystoukie Oh get over yourself. It's a TV show. You are an oversensitive fool.

  • @gladystoukie shut up faggot

  • what season is this??

  • @mrkennedy4321 first season first episode

  • @mrkennedy4321 first one first episode

  • ci sono stato in quel cimitero, si trova a Los Angeles nel distretto di Hollywood ed è adibito alle vecchie star del cinema!

  • Hank is a Don Juan

  • disturbing...

  • a word to believers

    god Doesn't exist, ppl just want something to believe in.

    We can have peace w/o a god.

  • "Something tells me it's not gonna suck itself, Hank"

    - Best freaking line.

  • The scriptwriter go to hell.

  • music is the rolling stones you can t always be what you want

  • is this the best nun or wt ?! awesome !

  • The best F$%^&$ show ever

  • Does anybody know the music at the beginning of this scene?? it beautiful...

  • Man I really love this serie!

  • Becky Fischer pressed "dislike" 61 times

  • I love pussy

  • who are the 60 people who disliked this? This is one of the classic scenes!

  • Listen up ,you morons. Stop wasting your time watching this s*it. Just go out and find a cheap hooker. Thats All Folks!

  • @relocer enjoy your STD.

  • 60 people are not going to hell

  • @lollinetter 69 (!) people

  • @lollinetter and they also never got a blowjob ..

  • @lollinetter You are disabled, I bet the 'Tooth Fairy' wont gift you either if you don't leave teeth under your pillow, or milk and cookies our for 'Father Christmas'. Too ignorant to realise some smart people wrote a book to control the masses, with at the time what was the most powerful and influential emotion (still is) fear! Hell doesn't exist... nor do any other mythical creatures your type may believe in

  • who the hell are the sixty fuckin morons that didn't like that?!

    seriously.. hate you guys

  • Dude thats so fucked up but awesome

    P.S im a Christian lol

  • hank was blowup

  • hey whats her name?

  • Does someone know whether or not David is actually having sex with all those women? Or do the women just wear panties?

  • LooooL never saw it XD only on commercial :D

  • Best opening in the history ever. The way that he smokes that cigarette....I was jut like, WOW!!!!

  • Well if the Catholic Church used this as an ad I bet a lot more people would be religious :D

  • because of this scene i watched the whole show

  • David D is a great actor. The way he takes off his sunglasses and flinches from the light is some awesome acting!

  • David Duchovny is the best actor !!!

  • David Duchovny is hot, I'd offer to give him a blowjob too.

  • the realism of this show is what draws me in

  • one of the best shows ever created...

  • this was defenitely a show-opening scene that caught my attention.

  • who is the girl

  • hehe Im from Poland, and we have in school lessons of religion. I have with priest and he wos good, so we often watching films on this lessons and we watch this with him :D it wos good day ^^

  • Great fukcin first scene!! :D Love that show and love church profanity :D

  • sweet gad Jesus Hank gona be to hell ...

    blow job? hahaaha

  • This scene made me decide not to watch any more of the show

  • @propanegame because you're a fucking faggot

  • @forzaazzurri101 Totally!

  • @forzaazzurri101 Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I don't appreciate blowjobs. I just don't appreciate the writing.

  • THIS SCENE IS GOT THE BE THE BEST EVER, ON ONE SAW IT COMMING.

  • Sweet baby Jesus, Hank is going to Hell!

  • This scene is a piece of shit .pathetic

  • @SuperPiotrs you're pathetic for actually believing in god

  • i wanna go in that church too

  • the best series....

  • I <3 Hank!!!!!

  • LOLOLOLOLOL

    FUCKING BOSS

  • LMAO! could you imagine that actually happening?

  • is everyone who know song from this great video, i thing music from at the beggining... thank a lot

  • @94052775 you can't always get what you want by rolling stones

  • @94052775

    You cant always get what u want - rolling Stones

  • Hank is such a dude! This tv serie is great...oh yeah! I just watched it.

  • MAMMA MIA This is a gr8 scene!!!!!!!!

  • anyone knows the name of the song?

  • @gerjor Rolling Stone - You can't always get what you want ;) This is OST *The Big Chill* too ;) The beginnin scene ;)

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  • I love hank moody...

  • LOL

  • Hahahahahahahaha, i just freakin love this first (pilot) scene xD xD

  • somethin tell me it's not gonna suck itself...

    sweet baby Jesus.. Hank is going to hell...

    ha ha ha xD  love this show...

  • HAHAHHA ^_^

  • XAXAXAXAXAXXA HANK IS GOING TO HELL LOL!!!!!! MAN HES CRAAAAAZYYYYY!!!!!!!!

    lolchina brate!

  • This show is the most awesome piece of TV broadcast i've yet seen.

  • man me and hank could be brothers, not because we look alike, but we want something very badly, and we keep fucking it up.

  • Dno!

  • @ElFilippo Ciekawe czy obejrzałeś chociaż jeden odcinek tego serialu. Mam pytanie: Skoro uważasz to za dno, to interesuje mnie dlaczego?

  • Oh we like Hell, Dragon Skills. We like Hell a lot.

  • He's a bit fucked up like most people.....

  • God Damn I love this show.

  • holy fucking mother of Jesus on a stick !!!

  • What season is this from?

  • season 1, ep1

  • @mattmcc84nz First scene on the first Episode on the first Season :D

  • what epiosode ???

  • the pilot...first scene.