MC HAMMER Pumps and a Bump

[1lifestyle]

this is worse than tip drill

[Jiggauk123]

You think this video is funny? I DARE you to go out and find the TV Movie "Too Legit: The MC Hammer Story"...on the set of this video, he sees his estranged wife and child off-camera and has a moment of guilty clarity - in his Speedos. Classic.

I also like the fact that YouTube has this video flagged up as unsuitable for minors. In reality, it's not suitable for anyone with eyes or ears.

[TheManAbove]

I agree. I remember watching that scene and was busting up at that. Also, this video was indeed a disturbing sight for anyone, not just minors.

[1lifestyle]

that was the funniest scene

[DJDoctaDawe]

Nice Dick!

[AppalachianMan420]

This video reminds me of that Roberta Flack song that The Fugees covered around this time... I think it was something like "Killing Me Softly With His Thong"

[kore464]

Why is there three guys dancing with their pants down from 5:15 to the end?

[bulletride6662]

this video proves speedos are gangsta.

[bulletride6662]

typical Oaktown party.

[ureoqur]

i remember watching this video and thinking 'he's got a freakin hard-on' i was so young.

[brandonesters]

it's funny that i had to confirm this video in order to see a Hammer video, but this was the soulja boy of the 90's

[NerZalmay]

ahahhahah @ speedo... what was hammer thinkin... love this song and the video just not the speedos.....

[elymarie21]

o god the speedo lol

[ANSON29]

shiiiiit!!! I was 17 then. ouside of his mega hard-on constantly pointing everywhere I used to love this video. GIMME DA GIRL WIT DA PUMPS AND BUMP!!!!

[lifeinterrupted]

bwahahahaha!

[iamcasihart]

Omg..help me! I still love this song. I had this video recorded on VHS before BET "banned" this version and I was like, Dayummm....I was 14, I think...Hammer in the speedos kinda set the stage for my 20's. LOL!!! Thanks for adding this video! Love it!

[SwellSon]

Hammer can look back on this video when he is 80 and say, yes, I was HOT then.

[SwellSon]

This is video MC Hammer can look back on with pride when he is 80. He can say, when he gets his false teeth in a roll, yeah, I was HOT then!

[brandensmama]

WTF!!!Hahahahaha

[fredsonluv]

3:35

[meccalecahymeccahyny]

2:36-2:37 wt* haha

[dymond06]

dang look at how big that cellphone was...lol

[mkoo]

it's a analog cordless home phone

[kafkatastic]

lols

[bulletride6662]

coolest. preacher. ever. GOD LOVE THE PUMP N DA BUMP! CAN I GET AN AMEN??

[trice702]

blasphemy

[ElectroMagnetiX]

Amen!!!

[truthhurts28]

MC Hammer you are happily married with children and you are preaching. But damn I am older now and seeing this video makes me want that sexy ass body bad!! Damn you got it tight and those speedos are doing it for me. Well I will watch this video one more time. Have to see that sexy body again!!!!!!!

[piche2001]

2:22 - 2:25. Best Dance move ever, lol

[Prncssmn7]

At least he wasn't all fat and bloated in the Speedo...but Ron Jeremy? DAYUM. I am surprised that they didn't blur his (Hammer's) obvious erection...

[QueBezzy20HP]

A G SRING DOE....

[RRydnew]

girls are nice but too skinny for my taste. I like them THICK!

[Macgyver405]

chubby chaser FTW

[gillianseed]

Amen!

[blinkzone1]

the girls r hot n bangin!!!!! *pumps and a bump*

[GrayWolf79]

I think this is the point where Hammer pretty much sold out cause he'd never did anything like this before and it wasn't his style

[pgmale]

1:45 lawl

[intelligentlman]

2 pac MUST have been a tough dude because he was there during the shooting of this video, but he didn't die from laughter!

[JEREMIEakaJAKE]

LOL After this video came out, I remember he was on Arsenio Hall Show and Arsenio said to him "When we see all that, Is all that Hammer?" LMBO

[intelligentlman]

The story is on wikipedia, under "pumps and a bump" Hammer said, "It's all Hammer." This video is the "my dad did something embarrassing," for Hammer's kids!

[theurge14]

Well he certainly has the bump.  Now he just needs to wear some pumps.

[intelligentlman]

Hopefully Hammer's kids went to private (no pun intended) schools because if their peers in public school watched this video, his kids would NEVER live it down!!!

[intelligentlman]

Seek medical treatment if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours! Ask your doctor if Cialis is right for you, then buy matching bath tubs!!!

[DW1014]

lol look how that dude is trying to be hard at 1:33 next to hammer in a thong.

[lshplayer90]

This video forced him to go into bankruptcy...and remove a major butt wedgie

[ATLien333]

I'm surprised no show made a spoof of this music video.. Maybe they did... In Living Color perhaps?? LOL

[MarcAurel1981]

wtf is this thing hes wearing? übergay

[tooeasy26]

His wife and kids were in the house when this video was shot (in hammers backyard). They packed up and left two days later. Hammer took a hard fall from grace man...Maybe the Oakland A's will let him have his bat-boy job back?

[Healthyland]

If anyone saw the bio movie, Suge Knight and Tupac were laughing at him during the shoot to this video. i felt bad for him. At that time gangsta rap was all over and he felt he couldnt beat em so he joined em with the sound.

[harleycharlierk]

Does that mean there are that many "meat-gazzers" out there??? You guys are tellin' on yourselves - LMFAO!!!

[harleycharlierk]

I haven't seen this video in over 20 years. This is "old school". The younger crowd has no idea. Check out the cell phone at the beginning. That was probably a small one back then. MC Hammer will always have my individual respect. Financial problems; that is when you know who your friends truely are. All the best to you Hammer - straight out of Oaktown - Peace!

[ibn1989]

it wasn't that long ago. this video came out in 1994

[Fusiondoom]

LMFAO wow i mean hammer is bold u dont ever see a guy wearin less than the ladies in videos these days, esp. hiphop. LOL i would laugh to see a dude rapper try to wear a speedo in today's videos. ROFL

[PlayOnPlaya17]

lmfao @ homie having a boner during a music video

[BeigeFunk]

can u blame him? he's surrounded by so many hot women! :D

[djh40756]

I can only wonder what the other people on the set were saying while hammer was walkin around with a boner. At 1:18/19 it seriously looks like hes ready to blow load.

[kore464]

The fact that you noticed that surprises me... LOL, I had to rewind it to see it. This song is funny, I didn't know about it til a co-worker brought it up for some reason. I think we were talking about how retarded some old songs actually were.

[djh40756]

Trust me, I was tryin my best to enjoy the women but its hard to do when his manhood is blocking the view of everbody.

[crockett007]

a few things i noticed about this video

1)i'd bet absolutely no one in this video was there for mc hammer during his financial doldrums, which means this videos has set a record for most freeloaders on camera at the same time.

2)This is hardly his most embarrassing career move...anyone ever see that cartoon ''hammerman''? enough said

3)The hooking up during this video must have been insane. I'd bet hammer's pool resembled a giant vat of egg drop soup after it was over.

finis

[savvysiren72]

I wonder if Adam Sandler took MC Hammer's stuffing idea for the movie "Don't Mess with the Zohan" lol

[microdeath123]

Please Hammer don't hurt 'em!

And take that rubber band off the base of your dick!

[cartrite12]

I wasn't expecting this when I turned to it.  MC is looking good, nice speedo.

[scottcherest]

Looks like Hammer's fluffer person was working overtime on this video!

[tatythegreat134]

you guys are crazy man and is cool

[Crunchyblackisreal]

Hammer was gettin ready to cut somethin, no surprise cuz they women are lookin fine.

[prophetbyronmotley]

I heard Hammer tried out for the Oakalnd A's back in the day. I guess that's possible, since he brings "his bat" everywhere he goes!

[prophetbyronmotley]

On the other hand, Hammer could take a pass on using any cheesy pickup lines and let "his not little friend" say hello!

[JNT737]

*sream and ran way hen come back* man what a video

[dubzy81]

haha peep this

[holyshirtandpancakes]

A VERY EXPENSIVELY MADE Chippendales AUDITION TAPE RIGHT HERE! =-)

gota love hammer tough!

[babyEroose]

how did all the other men in the video feel rapping with hammer--the only man whose practically naked and showing his dingaling for half the video. i could just imagine the conversation "let me come up here with you and rap in these zebra print skivvies. you gonna have any comfort issues with that?"

[babyEroose]

hahaha, now this is the pumps in a bump vid i remember off the box! the one and only time my mom made me change what i was watching on tv b/c it was too explicit!! not that one they must have shot in winter b/c everone is in the big baggy clothes...this one is the real one.

[sdonald83]

Who IN THE HELL RAPS IN TIGHT UNDERWEAR.......LOL

[babyEroose]

my dingaling, my dingaling, i want you to play with my dingaling. hahahahaha.

[coreystuart]

Now THIS is F**kin' hysterical! lol

[XtremeSlayer]

....I'm traumatized.

[JerkwaterJones]

Dude, Hammer has a huge cock!

[daisydollface]

i'm speachless.

[bigjoecoolio]

No Homo.

[LMXV]

I've never been hypnotized by a dude's bulge before.

[daisydollface]

bowie in labyrinth?

[manalog1]

...this fools a preacher....damn, talk about oppressing the inner beast.....jus chillin wit the outer beast

[Lordsadler22]

i miss these years the best.

[Mikec19]

yup..the good ol days!!

[Kingofdetroit2004]

Can you say "SPEEDO ERECTION?"

[itr0863]

I like in 2:14, how he goes to the table w/ the fellas playing domino's like it's no big deal. He almost knocks his weiner into the domino's.

[MCHammersPants]

i heard that!

[MizNelson]

One of the quintessential "What the hell were they thinking?" videos.

[MCHammersPants]

true true!

[ramok661]

Pumps and a bump, dick in a sack.

I couldn't find a single sexy reason for the weight lifter gloves.

[brianparran1]

hyphy

[sean311973]

LOL the comments on this video had me cryin with laughter. lol!!

[anirudh1212]

nice red shoes in a black and white video

[Tyrosama]

AT least we know the dude was not on the DL! D*ck had to get hard with all that fine tail around him... But what's up with the black gloves, Dock Martins and panties..? NOT COOL! LOL

[chocomimi]

DITTO i mean wtf is with the docks n gloves

[kansaimagic]

hehe and hes a christian. checkout religionfactreport dotcom

[dustbowl417]

Oh snap!

[ladyalabaster]

i feel hammer's pain.

[Pescolly]

say what you want... it's very catchy.

[DatCrazyNikka]

this video makes me laugh, mchammer humping everything he can find...including air.

[BabyFaceAL]

WTF? Why is this flagged when this video used to run on daytime BET when it first came out.

[GrysVok]

It's probably flagged because of Hammer's penis attempting to rip through his speedo.

Just my .02

[BabyFaceAL]

Good Point

[Johnnythemonkey26728]

Because it is an object of unspeakable horror.

MC Hammer in an animal-print speedo.

[toobiscool]

thats the hammer though

he can wear what he wants

even if its an animal pront speedo

[Johnnythemonkey26728]

Whether or not he should is another matter.

[toobiscool]

hahaha thats very true

but i still love ol' MC

[quijanoth]

Mark my words, if this metrosexual stuff keeps up, it is just a matter of time before full-blown speedos become socially acceptable again. I weep for the future.

[AMParodi]

yikes

[Johnnythemonkey26728]

Gosh.

[paragons00]

if he had a small penis, youtube would not have age restricted this video

[luciousbbwkitty]

not suitable for minors? Hell it aint suitable for some grown ups too!!! LOLOLOL

[BruceLeroy78]

"Cocaine is one helluv a drug"

[ToferMc]

LOL the state of this son of a bitch

[yakurri]

panties and gloves? wow!lol.

[IceColdBunny]

Damn, Hammer is packin

[pitzer4321]

wow look @ 1;37 that guy tries to look gangsta with a mad face!! lol!!! dude!! u dont look so gangsta when the guy next to you is wearin panties

[lisaEM1986]

lol oh my hammer! i gotta pair of panties just like those lol

[centauri32111]

ill @ 1:51 that nigga gotta doo doo stain in his speeo

[oFaCeLeSso]

Ha Ha...God!? " I say we pray...we pray just to make it today! " or " not 2 legit and so he had 2 quit!"

[UberKrispy]

In the beginning he made the waterfall come on with a remote. Nowadays, he's out back waxing my truck for $5 and some McDonalds for lunch

[authorng]

lmao !!!

[ke15ith]

whatever it took I'm glad he found God!

[authorng]

true. I agree

[alistairharris1]

hahah wigidy wigidy diddy wak

[mistressputa]

Great black dick

[psychoboysaz]

I remember this video. It's so sad. Toward the end of Hammer's career he tried to be gangster. I doubt this song sold 300 copies. Isn't it strange how people lose all their money and suddenly "find God".

[DREQON2005]

this song was hittin though and the album was good even if [people didnt buy it

[patanora]

It was top 5 on the rap charts at the time.

[navco79]

uh the album went gold

[WakMasterA]

the single is certified gold by the RIAA and The Funky Headhunter (the CD it's on) is certified platinum by the RIAA.

[donkeycheeks]

This video is so sexy. A black man with a fit, muscular body, with his huge dick bulging out a pair of Speedos?

What's not to love?

Most won't admit it, but even straight men are fascinated by this video, which is why it's been viewed nearly 300,000 times.

[palastine18]

this shit hot. teddy riley murdered the beat. hammer did his thing with the dancing.

[DivaNeef0014]

he standin by dat nigga with a hard on that's trife

[SDot03]

I guess boning up in a Speedo will get your house taken away from you.

[thomashm9]

i didn't like hammer but I sure luved this vid. I stayed in front of the TV tuned into MTV all day just so I can record it and watch it over and over again.

[michaelmouse1]

Is this a homeboy version of La Cage Aux Folles?.

(They were drag queens, right??!! LOL).

[k9feces]

Flag this video for Big Black Cock

[smclaughlin09]

MC Hammer's"Pumps And A Bump" Hit Number #1 In 1994 Billboad Charts.

"Pumps And A Bump" Song Sample Of 1982 Geroge Clinton's "Automic Dog" Song

[ready2getit]

this nigga brok ass shit now

[jackiebrown7]

hes dick is standing????? :):):):)

[voodewchile]

Oh man...it's gotta be embarrassing for him to look back at this video...

[vernex2001]

mc hammer is the real MC...u know what i mean?

[ronaldrio]

Black shades, gloves with the fingers cut off, a zebra inspired speedo and some cowboy boots. Hammer what the f*** were u smoking??

[chocomimi]

ditto ditto ditto

pumps and a bump began his downward spiral. him and that zebra speedo XD

[vanessaproia]

nigga?

[blaze2001]

i get tired of the word myself it's played out!

[LatinTalentScout]

I want that speedo ;D

[orphan01]

oh god i rofl'd

[brazlovzya88]

okay?

[ronaldrio]

This was a week before the bankruptcy courts told him to get the f**k out! Hammer went all out!

[ebaofvn]

I think I saw his hammer. And I didn't want to.

[kamalie]

BWAAAAAAAAAAA HA H AHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA wait in spanish JJA JAJAJAJAJAJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Well, I suppose Hip Hop has seen some low points in its time. Ima dress up in

cheetah draws, boots, gloves, sunglasses and rub myself down in crisco oil for halloween.

[uta1984]

if a heterosexual man did not have hard on around all those gyrating women it would be cause for surprise!

[giancutruzzola]

I want the same swimwear!!! :D luv it

[Lairmate]

Hammer is packing BEEF!!!!

[Whack78]

Haha, look at the size of that cordless phone!

[intelligentlman]

It's not the size of his CORDLESS PHONE that made this video, um, well, unique!!!

[PanteraChick]

he passed out good candy at halloween!! hard to believe this house is in my town!

[clevername209]

i live 2 houses down from this house, some jap lives there now

[ebaofvn]

Uncool racial slur.

[Hunkola]

This is back when MC Hammer was BAD ASS......all the bikini girls were craving what he was packing in that speedo!

[mgina318]

I loved this song back n da day but when i look at it now...i'm like WTF made this so cool? LOL....It sho wasn't the speedo with the hard on! LOL ...go hammer!

[ianjk]

BANANA HAMMOCK!

[CWoznicki]

my parents were in this video!

[mscrankyangel]

Can you see either of them?

[khalithistle]

they're both inside hammer's speedo

[genius13]

who were they?

[Dinamic99]

good beat, easy to dance to - Hammah - whaaat happened to you?

[camillion4]

that was when he was on that crap! chetta thong?

[acruty]

buajajajajajaja

[Ravon83]

Lmao @ the short chubby "Jethro lookn hick" @ about 3:25, i mean with the whole "20 sumthin college spring break vibe" this video has to it, that guy really stood out like a sore thumb!!