Return of the Jedi - Death Star firing

[The2010countdown]

Darth Vader: Luke, what did you do? Luke: I hacked into the firing program to make planet destruction 0%

[OneWeirdDude]

That took me a second to get, actually.

[burentu]

Fuckin nice XD

[Trumuzicfan192]

MEGAUPLOAD, NOOO!!!

[Verwesender]

ahahahaha this REALLY made me laugh! thank you !!! :D

[RayMKlll]

Palpatine: D'OH!

Everyone else: *Facepalm*

[TheStargateNerd]

The Emperor is an EVE Online corp CEO.

[kamilfreeman]

Death star rebalance.

And by rebalance we mean nerf hard.

[Wingnutcaseman]

That would've been a riot if a weak beam harmlessly bounced off the hull of a rebel ship.

[oldthinkertube]

Laughed out loud.

[AGschool]

Love it, Love it

[hvordanerdudag]

Waah! What are we gonna do in the snow? Pomf

[TheStargateNerd]

@hvordanerdudag

Wotz weiz gonna do on da bed, bozz? Waaagh!

[lolzHAXzOR]

NOW WITNESS THE FIRE POWER OF THIS FULLY ARMED AND OPERATIONAL BATTLESTATION!

[JeremyPTP]

0:09 to 0:17 best thing to say before sex

[Weldras]

@JeremyPTP haha best comment

[TheHeyyapeople]

Lololololol

[9540144]

Looks like the GENESIS Patrick Zala fired... Or does it look more like the REQUIEM?

Emperor: Now, allow me to perform this piece for you, Jedi Supreme Council! This time, A REQUIEM FOR YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE RACE! *pulls the trigger*

[allnotathome]

I see Lucas has been "perfecting" Star Wars again.

[theguyinblue2]

I see. The battle station is fully operanional, but what about Lord Vader's rap skills?

[FoxSedlak]

@theguyinblue2 ERB <3

[allideas2]

lmao

[Jedibob5]

Emperor's like "WTF was that," Vader's thinking "Hm. That was pointless," and Luke's desperately trying not to laugh.

[Alanthos17]

Love Luke's satisfied "man, I'm soooo gonna laugh" look at the end of the video. Gets me every time.

[jimdem88]

FIRE AT WILL YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!

[jll716]

"I had one simple request - to have the death star laser blow up the frickin' planet! Would you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here!"

[hblazsejbalu]

Palpatine: O.O

Vader: :S

Luke: :)...:D...xD

[StarkillerKaan97]

hahahaahahahahahahaha xDD

[hefe29co]

ROFL. xD

[Kotori32]

How about a version with "Fire at Will!" and then Will Smith gets shot?

[SammEater]

Hahaha, brilliant, and Luk's face on the end is priceless, that the power of the Edit Side. :P

[SqueezeItFast]

OMG I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT! :DDDD

[TheVerandaguy]

A brilliant example of the effect the prequels had on me.

[raimisj]

palpatine: :I

vader: :/

luke: :D

[artman40]

Death star shot first!

[VolletheMercenary]

Looks like that they didn't have as much funds as last time.

[mannequinwizard]

LOL !

[Ben1977820]

LOL....Emperor: "Ummm.......excuse me for one minute gentlemen.....(whispers on the comm unit on his chair) What the hell is going on down there??

Vader: Wow...I joined the dark-side for this? Come on son, lets go....Oh and tell Han...No hard feelings about the whole carbonite thing.

[koilioman]

At 0:33

Emperor: WTF!?

Darthvader: who build this crapy battlestation anyway

Luke: hehehee

[LordSia13]

... Well, we all knew the so-called "emperor" was an impotent old fool.

Is it such a surprise that he's firing blanks as well?

[1EpicLulz]

0:31

Weak....

[Treblaine]

Developers nerfed the Death Star "for balance"

[awesomejoe12]

I'm a star wars nut, and normally something like this would piss me off. This made my day!

[evee608]

well...that was anticlimatic

[Thebassjunk]

Haha lol!

[nucleardoominator]

aww, what a sad leeeeeeetle cannon x3

[OLDTIME47]

i've been waiting to comment on this vid for a long time, mor or less forgetting to, but when i need a good laugh, i pull this up off my favorites and watch. dude, this is just too funny. great job.

[wowthungsten]

So, when it's Alderaan, the whole planet blows up, when it's just a 'demo', it's a fart in the snow.

Roger that.

[Pikmeir]

LOL @ luke's face --> :-/

[Idazmi7]

As if a thousand voices suddenly cried out... sighed in relief.

And started to laugh...

[Felrouge]

Little boom from big lazor? Since it's an old movie,i won't complain about it...

[Conservative4]

... awkward silence...

[freeway996]

Luke: "Aaaam... can you do this again? I wanna roast a toast. But, no, i dont want to wait 5 hours until it got roasted."

[justarandomguy1977]

Nice.

[Roomservice15]

oh yeah

[Rygith]

Luke is like

"Umm... yeah, that.. that was fucking crazy."

[StarWars6820]

Maybe if they fire off a few more shots, it might blow up something...

[StarWars6820]

I am still trying to figure out if that was a Fail, or a Epic Fail...

[Kratos59280]

Rofl xD

[silvermack2]

Hilarious!

[tompolokcruise]

darth vader was like ummm how did u do that i want to learn too XD XD

[subjectzeta23]

This is fucking stupid

[gutspillage]

Fail

[patoarica26]

xdddddddd

[zowiedied]

Lesson learned.

[Thenicereviewguy]

that death star was designed on a mac

[Nidhogg86]

Hahahaha... I did not see that coming.

[runsaber1]

....this speaks volumes of 0bama's leadership skills...

*LOL*

[noediebroedie]

Darth Vader was like ´Lolwut´

[ToxinMortalis]

A brilliant example of how editing can be awesome.

[kao81811]

this is HILARIOUS! look at the emporers face at 0:34. hes like, oh crap, i really need to learn how to do that!

[vigo894]

Maybe it wasn't a fail. Will arnett was skiing there. He hasn't been heard from since. The Emperor did say "Fire at Will". Good thing my name is not Will.

[noediebroedie]

@vigo894 xD

[LeifsDen]

27 people can't take a joke.

[goldAUsilverAG]

eh hem....Fuck.

[915nabi]

whoops! Luke was like," muwahahahaaaa~!! I got cho fully armed and operational battle station... BIATCH~!!"

[MrPsychic8472]

Well...this is awkward...

[jcorlettbr]

Low batery.

[OChubbyO]

lol

[gumdo666]

Budget cuts and union labor laws.....fuckers :)

[XxSilverSaturnxX]

LOL

[The2010countdown]

Not powerful enough to destroy Hoth

[jofosho999]

ROFL

[zack02o]

OMG I LMAO!!1! i mean look at the emperors face it was like wtf XD

[ky015]

: |

[dukenukemani07]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THAT WAS EPIC!!! :D

I added this to my playlist

[wazzapgangsta]

lol.

[MBlueFlame]

Vader:pfft,failure

[phily4life]

Luke looks like he's trying not to laugh at the end

[777teg]

lol

[Dutchdragonblade]

On the positive side: now the Imperial Navy has a lawn mower the size of the moon.... that's cool.

[GunFreak12354]

and this is what u get for buying from china

[jello2jedi]

Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational invisible doggy fence!

*throws bone*

[Wiliraughshai]

The expression of the Emperor in the end is priceless. :D

[TheComingApocalypse]

FIRE!

PEW PEW PEW

Fizzle

...

where the HELL is my refund...

[fsgtjohnson]

i was expecting it to blow up endor then cut to admiral ackbar saying 'the shield is down!"

[vol009S]

"Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart" : D

[naziempire1]

@vol009S lol wat is wal mart

[KrimzonFlygon]

No! NO! Palpatine, you BASTARD! That snow didn't do ANYTHING to you!

[ZackMyslinski]

Epic fail on that laser, musta been made in China

[XxComablackxX1937]

LOL... Was not expecting that... The Emperor's face is just Epic.

[destroytheNWO2d]

brillant! hillarious! That's almost as good as "Han Solo Destroys The Death Star!!!"

[MiddleEasternBorder]

Vader looks at Luke: "What the hell did you do?!?

[vol009S]

Another reason why to boycott Wal-Mart.

[emenentia]

OK i just fell out of my chair laughing at this one.

[AzyrenIshida]

IMA FIRIN MA LAZZOOOR

[Soviet7799]

lawl



[Rafathaman94]

IT'S A TRAP!

[Mike492]

Great job editing this together. The kicker is Luke's last second, corner-of-the-eye glance at Vader. Well done!

[CountryBredJedi]

hahaha

luke's smug face

[slybsen]

omfg xd :D

so funny

[AdMaker3000]

ROFL! XD So weak and short!

[TheDARKOMETER]

they killed Will lol

[AdMaker3000]

@TheDARKOMETER they fired at william, yes. Will is short 4 william.

[gre68]

ouch!! everything is NOT proceeding as I have foreseen

[dlass7710]

Ha

[flexan4o]

AAAAhahahahahahahahahaha That was just awesome. So much for the "fully armed and operational battle-station".

[AdMaker3000]

@flexan4o LOL YES! XD

[MrUnicorn1995]

Hahahahahahahaha, I wasn't expecting that! xD

[sithmaster4305]

Epic fail! someone is going to die well 23 engineers already have

[Nazareth272]

Missfire?!?!Who build that spacestation?I want them all out off the airlock!!!!

[MrZiode]

Yeah, at least there was real motive for Anakin to join the Darkside in the prequels. Here its like join my evil club, and be evil with me just cuz. He should have tried to make Luke believe that he was working towards the greater good, but that all of the evilness was somehow necessary, and even good.

[Moorpheus19]

:O THAT THING'S OPERATIONAL!

GREEN GROUP - TAKE EVASIVE ACTION!

IT'S A TRAP!

[MrZiode]

Sidious failed to convert Luke because he was acting outright evil by Return of the Jedi, he lost his edge. If somone tells you to join their "evil" army do you do it if you are not inherently evil?

[darthbandon10]

@MrZiode That and besides a vague threat against Leia, there wasn't really anything to tempt Luke.

[onedeadcat]

Made in China

[pcuimac]

lol

[myalover]

LOL

[ixfd64]

I LOL'd IRL.

[codysworld141]

CONGRATUALTIONS U JUST DETROYED SOME SNOW

[KingCommando32]

@codysworld141

YOU WIN A MILLION CREDITS.

[jsplit212]

Haha, that was good.

[RobinApprentice]

faved

[a999007]

lol my kind of humor

[a999007]

lol my kindaof humor

[darthdevious]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!

[junk11111111]

Epilogue:

Somewhere in the deep recesses of the Death Star an engineer designer is being force choked.

[Abriggs500]

The death star firing is unrealistic because the lights would just go in a straight direction, not joining together....WOW!

[onlypeaceindeath]

@Abriggs500 Just proves how good Star Wars is with the manipulation of energy then.

[toadsEATbugs]

@Abriggs500 Thats not exactly true. You can bend laser beams with electromagnetic radiation, which I gues could be why there's a huge dish. Although I basically agree it's unrealistic too.

[Hamptoncltn]

@Abriggs500 You do know this is Science fiction right? Of course its unrealistic I would love to see the day people run around with speeders, blasters, lightsabers and have the ability to fly to other planets in a matter of seconds though.

[HanDaimond]

Oh no! He killed a white bear cub! You bastard!

[hattrickster33]

Princess Leia's pea shooter could do more damage than that thing! You phayle Sidious!!!!!

[wiranus]

xd



[FantasticBob7000]

Holy crap that was hilarious! & totally unexpected.

[cowboyzach01]

LOL. I LOVE THEIR FACES

[Donovan448]

LOL

[Garrus567]

FAIL lol

[MellowSquash]

Now witness the firepower of this armed and fully operatonal battle station!

*poof

.....What the fuck was that!?

I am sorry my master

[james65508]

thats soo funny :D OMG were all gonna die by a big laser 2 seconds later Damit it was little XD who agree XD!!!

[secure214]

Sarah Palin would stink up the Death Star

[thexlost]

@ 0:29 "all i wanted was a bar right here" "get this they're afraid we'll be 'leaning' all day" hahah! i love these movies

[darnellhamilton94]

i had an idea like this. Nice its awesome

[IndyJones1986]

miss

[fourstar7]

DAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH AWESOME. LOL.

[ArmedtotheTeethProd]

The Emperor said he designed the Death Star II. He must have skipped a chapter.

[halorulesyourface]

lol i was not expecting that. palpatine looked pissed

[CornProducts]

Lol'd at this video.And the comments.

[MachineSociety]

Folks aren't thinking in terms of scale here (except spatially...) a true challenge for both the SW and ST universe would be to pit the Empire against the Borg or vice versa in an invasion scenario. That would be a worthy test for both.

[Shicbs]

Amazing, that this movie is coming out in the cinemas. IN FUCKING 3D! Now, how cool is that?

[TheKeksmann]

This is about 0,000001% Fire Power^^

[7JDH7NL7]

):35 PAPAPAAPAPAA PO PO POKERFACE

[Intelus]

@7JDH7NL7

+1 Internets

[Ironmaningellis]

@7JDH7NL7

lmfao

[sienicho123]

Lol! They toddle fired at another planet, not the rebel ships!!!

[Indignation211]

As for what would happen if the Death Star, or even an ISD, fought the Enterprise... i really can't say since i don't know much about Star Trek (Im a Star Wars nerd, though you probably figured that out by now). I guess it would depend on the relative strength of Turbolasers and Ion Cannons vs. Phazer Beams and whatever kind of shields and hull material each ship has.

And one last note: yes i know its science FICTION. It doesn't mean i cant use my imagination.

Also funny video.

[G777GUN]

@Indignation211

Its science fiction yes but its good to know peoples ideas and the possible outcome of ones idea. My aircraft on my channel are concepts and are fictionous but are considered good ideas by a lot of people. And i have a good understanding of 'what would happen' if one came across another. Here is an idea of how powerful Star Trek is to Star Wars. The old starwars if i remember if you shot a person with a Star Wars gun it would kill them. Star Trek guns can vaporize a person.

[Indignation211]

@G777GUN For the record, Star Wars has the capacity for vaporizing and disintegrating people too, Disruptor Rifles being one example. Darth Vader once told Boba Fett "I want them alive. No disintegrations."

I went ahead and looked up the stats for the various versions of the Enterprise on Memory Alpha and compared to the stats for the Imperial I-class Star Destroyer on Wookiepedia. From what ive seen, the ISD would eat the Enterprise for breakfast.

[Indignation211]

@Indignation211 The Constitution-class Enterprise is 289 meters long and armed with ~12 phazer beam banks. This is roughly equivalent to a Nebulon-B Frigate.

The Sovereign-class Enterprise is 685 meters long and armed again with ~12 phazer beams. It is comparable in size to a Dreadnaught-class Heavy Cruiser but only has about half the armament.

The Imperial I-class Star Destroyer is ~1,600 meters long and armed with over 70 Turbolasers, 60 Ion Cannons, 10 Tractor Beams, and 72 Starfighters.

[Bullzeye95]

@Indignation211 And an onboard contingent of 9000, including a full battalion of stormtroopers which alone more than outnumber the Enterprise crew 2 to 1.

Enterprise is great but it is simply about 10 times smaller and lower powered than a Star Destroyer. It's not even a dedicated warship, and despite being the biggest ever built by Starfleet, it is built on more conservative standards in a more conservative universe. Roddenberry vs. Lucas.

[Idazmi7]

@Indignation211 Except the fact that the stats lie. Since when do an ISD's blasters have Kilotons of power? (that's like a Nuclear Bomb) I like Star Wars, but lying makes Star Wars look stupid. No one likes to look stupid.

[aznsp3c1alk]

LOL this is actually brilliant

[Ecardz]

*darth vader turns*

Darth " U mad? "

[BRANSCOMBEx]

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