暴力英揆受查：這輩子從沒打人

[MrExuberate]

I agree with the narrator.

[technochook]

cyriak sent me here

[1concentric]

For anyone wondering these are re-enactments from Andrew Rawnsley's book 'The End Of The Party' Which details the Labour years from Tony Blair to Gordon Brown. Andrew Rawnsley is a political journalist known for his ability to get political insiders to talk to him. For a full description check out Amazon uk. I got this when it came out it's a good read.

[pysgodfach]

cue flash gordan jokes

[lxn271]

News in Taiwan has it's own musical score and on the fly CGI? THAT's kickass.

[fluff125]

I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN!!!!

[TaiGekTou]

個女秘書好慘呀~~

[MengoMango]

Cartoons make any situation comical.

[ColorJustinTheLines]

box box box box box box box box, box box box. box box!

[xxkingemo]

The only thing i understood were the bright red letters "Fucking ego". Nice.

[QuickProfits]

@Lisler1 His violence problem.

[oishidur]

lol (gordon) golden brown

[Sven2Perroy]

1:19

fucking ego

hahaha what the hell ?

[hateexmachina]

CGI Brown for prime minister, come back please, all is forgiven.

[peterstmcdonnell]

I ♥ Taiwan!!!!! ☺

[Modusoperandicod4]

PRC crazy shit huh?

[MattHoff100]

so, in japan, GTA3 footage counts as video evidence?

[Frankenollies]

@MattHoff100 This is Taiwan.

[dave89898989]

grand theft gordon

[0OoCOMMENTSoO0]

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[GmodPlusWoW]

This goes well with Guile's theme.

[Scyeth]

I think the video is self explanatory, but it's pretty much just about him having a bad temper, for anyone who doesn't understand..

[Kingaoe]

I-I-I... have NEVER hit anybody in my LIFE!

Try again.

[JetForceGemini360]

fucking ego

[TheFlameEssence]

he did that? no wonder hes not PM anymore

[kumaristh3b0mb]

BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[piefish]

ROFLOL

[XowntXihqX]

BATMAAAN

[nath9685]

oh no the labour gang!

[abrigellar]

the reanactions were EPIC.

[mapel24]

what

whaat is she saying

(ying tong waong tang yeng)

[GrandHighGamer]

@mapel24 She's speaking a different language, that's why you can't understand her.

[OoCC101oO]

@mapel24 its cantonese

[hjastroi]

chinks are so fucking weird

[RabidRaccoonUK]

Gordon Brown is the shit stain smeared in Tony Blair's Underpants.

[Protagonist]

I hope the chinese public know how hilariously ridiculous this report is...I mean, seriously.

I can just imganie one about Jhon Prescott.

[DownloadingUploads]

When it comes to Event Reconstructions, China do it the best.

The Tiger Woods incident is proof of this.

[whytalkwhen]

aye gordo should be like that make parliament a little more exciting

Prescott wouls how him tho:L

[Verminator4]

Should send Gordo to Afghanistan so he can bully the taliban.

[Woshmistro]

Lol, Grand Theft Auto: Downing Street

If only our news channels did CGI stuff like this, may attract a younger audience.

[danisageeza]

love the incidental fx! lol'd

[sazzerinee]

looooveee you gordy

[mindrapewithpleasure]

fucking ego? :DD

[ChalkeyProductions]

What a joke, the media is turning politics into something out of a soap. And this report is just a mockery... Brown laying people out in CGI on a real news report?! Good lord...

[milklollipop]

Hmmmmm the one: u get angry, but u get angry with yourself. i dont know what a person he is in general. but that sentence cant be trusted.

[Fight4Privacy]

Politicians can't be trusted.

[hacH512]

GB is a badman!

Dont get in the way of this heavyweight next time you cross him in the corridor or expect the knock out blow.

[69Bluntsmoka420]

I reckon Gordo would have made an excellent prizefighter if he'd decided politics wasn't for him.

[rcflight13]

That's a mighty fine language you have thar.

[etocadet]

i now know what do when you cant get oassed someone and ur both wonderin "go left or right or left or right" simply punch them in the face

[eleanordee]

fucking ego

[CrazynathanToday22]

cyriak made his own version of this

[jericho696969]

They missed out the part where he scales the Empire State Building with a girl in his paw swatting away Bi-Planes.

[HassocksNo1]

fucking ego

[Matty0wns]

0.40-0.44 fucking halerious that always happens in the street.

[69Bluntsmoka420]

Gordon Brown: The leading cause of black eyes and bloody noses among 10 Downing Street employees.

[HarryEvansTV]

Oddly English politics makes more sense in mandarin.

[bikutaa]

this is actually Cantonese !!

HK news as someone also mentioned,

[revonvideo]

@HarryEvansTV jasnfDS\ZFKJshkczxkahlsdxjcvnc­hzxnczdsvzdsgfvafdcvlkzx

[lordire]

I wish our news was this good.

The idea of Gordon going on a rampage is hilarious...

I love the incident in the car with the guy thinking he may be the next to be whacked... it would be so funny if this was exactly what happened!

Can't wait to see their election special!

[cubehopper86]

I can't stop laughing at this video. If only Gordon was actually like this, maybe we'd be a step closer to sorting out the economy

[Cssfiend]

yeah, this gordon is a bad ass - just what these times call for, mps might do a bit of actual work if they knew they might be on the receiving end of a right hook

[miszczmateusz]

@Cssfiend left hook in this case..

[dalej04]

The bit where he throws the woman off the pc- that's the sort of PM we need! He gets the job done. I reckon I've got an honest slogan for labour- 'At least you'll have someone to mock- Vote Labour' or 'Piss off civil servants and companies who have donated money to the Tories because they 'know' they'll win- vote labour'

[cheesecheeese2]

lol at 0:40, CG Gordan Brown that was so unnecessary. hahaha

[pander094]

this was on the Bubble made me piss myself XD

[stonor87]

If Gordon was actually this mental I would vote Labour without hesitation

[LeClassics]

Why does CG Gordon Brown look more like that posh guy from Spooks?

[observingworld]

I wish that Prescott had punched that yokel harder.

[Liquidviper102]

Well he's got my vote. A computer game version now please: New GTA London based around Browns rages. Score!

Best bit is the 'throwing women off computer', and you can just tell its like "How do I log this shit on bitch?!" *Backhand*

[mclihah2]

Love it. How can GB deny he was violent now? The evidence is there in full colour, but I didn't realise GB was so slim in real life, it must be the camera angle. I also didn't realise that they had CCTV cameras in their cars, gosh you can't do anything in the UK without bein watched.

[hinneybeast]

Makes me want to vote labour.

Anyone who has dealt with a smug civil servant wants to hit them - that's why they sit behind glass screens.

Go Gordon!

[Stalecoffeefy]

佢吾係打人，係打小人咋

[ModdedMoogle]

A hilarious perception of what 'bullying' is

[haloavenger]

i am chinese and the 3d animations are far more interesting than the topic (which is also interesting in its own sense)

[MysterySparkStudios]

what was this created in the sims 3?

[Treblaine]

I know what's happening:

0:37 "what's that? My wife is on my computer?!?"

0:41 "Out my way, she guessed my password!"

0:45 "Get away from my porn stash!"

0:55 "Falcon PAWNCH!"

0:59 "Mind Punch"

1:05 "WHERE IS MY PORN!"

[AhaSeriously]

LMAO. This is so funny ;D

[MrGrm92]

This is brilliant. How long do you think it will take before Sky News do something similar.

[jonnyk89]

0:41 LEGEND

[bleauh]

Hahahahaha, the 3d version of him is just like an anime version :P.

[Coribec]

Oh Taiwan, you so crazy. Here, have some patriot missiles.

[joydivisionfanboy]

It's Hong Kong not Taiwan.

[Coribec]

Oh shi-

[Cactuken]

FUCKING EGO haha i laughed at that

[norshallmyswordsleep]

3D Gordon is the type of PM that britain needs.

3D GORDON BROWN 4 PM!!!!

[syckodave]

im right with you there

[jaydoubleyou1969]

Love the random 'fucking ego' at 1:19!

[monkeyhangers11]

hahaha... This is hilarious... I really wish i could translate that.... Just to see what the world is saying about our incompetent prime minister!

[Coolguyrob2006]

what the fuck is wrong with Taiwan, that they have to show this piece of shit news

[tomfoolery57]

because you've ever seen anything better then this on English news?? thought not, ALL news should be like this!!

[ToManyPhones]

0:42 haha

[DaveScarboroughUK]

I thought it was the review of the new Grand Theft Auto - London Streets!

game! With main chracter Gordon "Badass" Brown.

[gothiclampshade]

Hey Gordon! you wanna go bowling?

that would be unbelievably awesome.

[PurushaDesa]

Brown love you long time. SLAP!

[Meithal]

:OOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[CharlieHuang]

LOL! That animated sequence appeared on the ending credits of BBC's This Week with "Kung-Fu Fighting" as the background music!

[BeautifulGirlByDana]

egomeaniack , he is turning his country into a utter police state , its not a stretch to see him abusing his servants , look Gordon Brown has destroyed all the liberty's in his country , he allows police to arrest people for taking a frickin photo , he wiretaps protesters and allowed police to stop 4 million people alone last year out for a walk to the store or with their friend and stuck them into a Data bank ,, the next one is thought crimes .he sold out to the One world govt a long time ago .

[Owwmykneecap]

you made a bunch of valid points, then ruined your post with NWO stupidity.

[SaulGilsenan]

I'm English and this video being in Chinese explains as much to me as I could give a shit to know.

[djbethell]

Oh pleeeeeease can someone translate this???

[hankscorpiouk]

Rockstar North presents.....Grand Theft Gordo....

.... want this game naow!!!!

and 1:21...."fucking ego" xD

[Flyingpig437]

Best laff i've had all week!

[densaner77]

I think this "scandal" will help Brown. One of the major problems Brown has had is that people think he has no personality. This book shows that behind closed doors Brown kicks ass and on occasion takes names.

[magikbulletbreaks]

this is ace!

[gutsbrau]

Hurrah for Gordon ..... the World's toughest typist !!!

[lateadopter21]

Grand Theft Gordo

[DigitalEchoFox]

This video.

Is Amazing. I would PLAY THIS GAME.

GORDON BROWN: PRIME MINISTER OF BADASS

[pini6087]

ching chong hongang pinchon pakolpachichachochinchaaa

[Ronnie1001]

Brown's election slogan is

"A FAIR FUTURE FOR ALL",

which is an anagram of

"OUR FEARFUL FAT LIAR"

[densaner77]

Ha Ha Ha. One of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. Feel the power of the clunking fist!

[Minion1980]

Ha hahahaha! Loving the simulated bullying superb.

[Hostile]

At the very start of the video, she calls Gordon Brown a "bow-legged so-n-so". I like that.

Oh my god this is so funny I can barely breathe...

[chaosdefrost]

FUCKING EGO

[Concreteowl]

Gordon Brown : Primal Minister would make a great computer game.

[gammabun]

@Concreteowl muahahaha

[flashmcnash]

hahahaha i like it

[Hostile]

@Concreteowl Primal Minister, you fuck... that's hysterical, good call.

[Gedoing]

Brown's violent bullying has been an open secret in Whitehall for ten years

[lateadopter21]

Fucking Ego!

I love the smell of a meme in the morning.

[ADSRM]

fucking ego out of nowhere

[seinfeld11123]

they re enacting the bully claims made against Gordon Brown, trust Taiwan, the computer capital of the world :P

[fludblud]

hong kong actually, you should see the articles on tiger woods

[axollot]

Hong Kong speak Cantonese tho right?

[fludblud]

yup

[AphoticCosmos]

What is this I don't even

[mikeius]

WTF was that a sex commercial?

Did i just get rick roll`d

[indolentlee]

amazing

[TheSophist2007]

There out to get me!!!!

:E

[Bittermanscolon]

What a TOOL.

[elpeeo]

they just need a touch of weta

[BaubleRob]

Wow, those CG 'recreations' are a classy touch. Libelous much?

[monkeybike]

HAHA!!!

I love the floating "FUCKING EGO"

XD

[joshuajethro]

@monkeybike hahahaha

[craiclord]

Whaaaa??????

[HexTen001]

I'm disappointed. No curb stomp.

[oblivionuk]

What an embarrassment. :D

[HughesBoy1993]

lmfao!

[StrangerThenRedz]

im definetly voting gordon brown now

haha

[fattoler]

I heard this got 94% on MetaCritic

[videogaga999]

This is Hong Kong news...not Taiwanese as reported by Telegraph.

[mike44wo]

This really isnt funny

[k0ugar]

Holy shit, we now have video evidence.

[Popcultureguy3000]

ALL HAIL ADULT SWIM NEWS!!!

[GreyRWolff]

I don't get it

[xiaobintian]

蘋果網的配圖和視頻一向很經典

[madkafir]

haha, chinese

[LeClassics]

Fuck off kraut

[staberind]

The Sims?

Actually I was thinking it was an expansion to GTA IV; all it needs are a couple of jags.

[swooningtree]

LMAO @ 0.45

[joshuajethro]

@swooningtree yeah that was my favourite part hahahaha

[NakedJKid]

FUCKING EGO

[fludblud]

apple daily is fucking brilliant when it comes to these cgi reenactments, i think more news channels should follow its example, pure hilarity

[pieface4475]

HAHAHAHA!

[Jiyuu89]

they did a similar simulation of Tiger Woods' wife running after his car with a baseball bat shortly before crashing into a tree

[rabbitpi]

It's the Sims "Failed Prime Minister" expansion pack.

[adamfruitcake]

Brilliant!  No news? Just CGI it!

[TheGarnt]

Is this coming out on xbox360?

[DarkHysteria]

@TheGarnt i fucking hope so

[silverbullit733]

This is what passes for a news report in Hong Kong?! Even our famously dreadful tabloids - The Sun, The Daily Mail - and our infotainment TV news programmes - especially ITN, Sky - would not stoop so low as to have CGI animation to illustrate what are still unsubstantiated allegations made in a book!

[gp4nut]

@silverbullit733 Different part of the world mate. The world doesn't revolve around the UK mate.

News reports in Hong Kong are different to BBC to CBS to the Middle East etc. Apple Daily is a newspaper btw, NOT a broadcasting channel, and nothing like the size of UK newspapers.

[Mysterious0Bob]

News reports in Hong Kong are different from UK reports in that Hong Kong ones are allowed to be completely fucking mental, apparently.

[Grunchester]

Bravo Hong Kong.

[GitForceGemini]

FUCKING EGO!

[xBlizzerx]

As opposed to Chinese government officials who just have anyone who angers them shot. xD

[LeClassics]

Can't you tell the difference between Hong Kong and China? Oh wait... no, they're all the same aren't they? Idiot.

[xBlizzerx]

The Chinese government are making You tube accounts now. xD

[LeClassics]

Didn't answer my original question, did you. xD

This is an article from a HK news station. Not China. Ignorance knows no boundaries it seems.

[xBlizzerx]

Your comments highlight typical Chinese diplomacy.

[cbak12sg]

When can we look forward to a Chinese journalist writing a book making unsavoury remarks about those in charge in the "People's Republic of China"?

[LeClassics]

Uh, it's been happening forever? Just because you haven't been paying attention to the "China's Govt is shit" section doesn't mean the books aren't there. In English and Chinese.

[cbak12sg]

OK, did I imagine Tiananmen Square? Did all that blocking of Internet access really happen? The Chinese are in no place to lecture the UK about freedom of speech.

[LeClassics]

Yet your original point is still invalid - Chinese journalists and authors do write articles and books critiquing their government.The Chinese have every right to lecture the UK about freedom of speech, much like the UK has every right to lecture China about colonialism and "freeing" Tibet, despite it's own history of colonialism. Each for their own.

[arKvaio17]

ye butwe dont beat and torture our colonies now, that was 200 years ago

[LeClassics]

and are you honestly saying that 1.3 billion Chinese are not allowed a say on freedom of speech because of their government's policies? Ahahaha

[MatMurrayTV]

This is practically a documentary.