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  • No, you did not... being that none of what you said actually made sense.

  • God is real Believe it or not he loves you

  • This is the worst video on YouTube now. It has been since 2007 and nobody has even come close yet!:)

  • heh that rhymes

  • I just want to kick this guy in the face.

  • Well I'm about to blow my mind.

    The shotgun is pumped and ready

  • It looks like hes reading a script lol

  • stfu!

  • This guy has down syndrome, not his fault.

  • da fuck...

  • Isn't this guy *meant* to be a parody of retarded Christian vlogs? Or was that someone else?

  • What is your fucking point here? 

  • Holy shit, you sounded like Tory Belleci at the end then..

  • Fuck me, this video was stupid.

  • Atheist are idiots that beg to go to hell,better those idiots than me.

  • @TheShinobi32 The bible says Jesus is the morning star, but Lucifer is Latin for morning star.

  • @a1saouse Well i do not advise you to tell Jesus that you belive that or you to tell God that you believe that of his son they might not be to happy with that and remember Jesus is your judge he desides if you go to heaven or hell so you better remember that,he has the keys to heaven and hell and God lets him be the judge of people so read the bible you cannot get into heaven without going through the son of God witch is Jesus so you might want to think about that when you say things.

  • @TheShinobi32 Well i do not advise you to tell Jesus that you belive that or you to tell God that you believe that of his son they might not be to happy with that WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHO DO YOU THINK I HEARD IT FROM ? IT WAS FROM THEM- ITS IN THE BIBLE. OH.....YOU MEAN DONT LET SILLY CHRISTIANS HEAR ME SAY THIS FORE THEY FALLOW THE PEN OF THE SCRIBE WHO IS A LIAR

  • @a1saouse If you believe that Jesus is evil or that it says that in the bible you are mentally retarded just like if you think the devil is good you are retarded.

  • @TheShinobi32 it funny you should mention mentally retarded- fore it was science that gave you that analogy / terminology- and it was your savior that confused it for being posed by Satan

  • @a1saouse Bitch you and all other atheist are about as smart as a maggot when you idiots stand before God i want you idiots to tell him and Jesus how you belive they do not exist and see what happens and do not wuss out either.

  • @TheShinobi32 you judge me wrong . i follow no one -making me no one's bitch -but their is a lord you kneel to- there are two reason people kneel. one to worship a Santa clause and the other to give head-which are you

  • @a1saouse You have fun spending some quality time with the devil for being a dumb ass and you tell him that you are not his bitch,im shure that will work great.

  • @a1saouse Well if anything, we can always convince Yahweh to change his mind about sending nonchristians to hell. It certainly worked for Moses in Exodus32: 14. Oddly enough, Exodus32: 14 directly contradicts 1Samuel15: 29... how strange that an omniscient being should make such a mistake when he was inspiring his book... it's almost as if the bible was made up by humans who had no divine inspiration whatsoever...

  • @incomprehensible14 it's almost as if the bible was made up by humans who had no divine inspiration whatsoever i wounder what they had in mind when the made up the bible? some say to instill servant behavior-though i haven't seen servant behavior since 1973 .

  • Quoting things that you don't even understand and you also didn't even make a valid argument point. In other words typical internet douchebag

  • Haha, i love this guy.

  • Lol at this ass

  • You are very edumacated I see :O

  • This is an example of the marijuana and booze acting together!!

  • I thought the drug addled beat poets finished in the early 60's, apart from Dylan?

  • All I have to say is Thank God not all atheists are as bigoted, intolerant or as opinionated as some of you Militant atheists on these forums. I can understand why you choose to not believe and even your dislike for religious dogma. But your insults and your hate kills any respect I have for you. All this resentment towards a belief . The miss conceptions, the discrimination, the mockery, and generalizations a lot of you online militant hold also holds back progress, Your no better.

  • just likes the sound of his own voice

  • Man it's funny when you think you're smart. Makes me want to quit college and follow you words without meaning.

  • man it's funny when you think you're smart. Makes me want to quit college and follow you words without meaning.

  • wat.

  • patcondell rules!

    

  • no you did not just blow my mine.

    but thanks for asking!

  • Christians dont cuss but your video I lame!

  • shut the fuck up you christian

  • epic #FAIL

  • i think you blew your brain coming up with that stupid fucking poem go die in a fire

  • "You just got all esoteric on me, there."

  • You're a terrible poet.

  • You are an idiot. Honestly. Pull your pick out of your ass, and accept the fact. You are unintelligent.

  • @CORRUPTsn1per He can't. It would be psyche destroying. Just as Darth Vader can't see himself as the bad guy, stupid people can't see that they are stupid.

  • @no2religions Very true, very good way to put that.

  • @CORRUPTsn1per I can't take much credit for it. I got most of it from the "Revenge of the Sith" extra features. :)

  • @no2religions LMAO epic still, none the less.

  • My Grandma saw this video. Now she wants to fuck this guys brains out. She's a pig.

  • Rap... Meet Crack Poetry... New art form?

  • no. my mind is not blown.

  • Lmbo!!!

  • So this is what people who think they're smart look like. Interesting.

  • Annihilate the fucking Bible!

  • I feel like he had no idea what he was talking about >.>

  • Nice poem. Too bad you're otherwise an idiot.

  • nice one! i semi understood that!

  • WTF couldn't understand a fucking thing

  • DUDE clean ur room!

  • wow !!!! Help is on the way.

  • Holy fuck.

    It rhymes.

  • And, your title reference definitely feels like coat-tail riding the wonderfully straightforward and well-done "Hello Angry Christians" video. No response or rebuttal, and heck, I cannot even see it as a non-sequitur that spontaneously or serendiptitously sparks out of his start of a rockin' conversation. I agree he was brilliant, but that needn't bleed over to "OK, my TURN." And, if so, why did you title your video as a response to "Hello Angry Christians"? I see no connection. Curious.

  • Knowing enough to be dangerous. Interesting what a couple of philosophical concepts and cadence-style repeating "tion" words and/or consonance alliteration will do to create a pleasant SOUNDING swirl of arabesque of a statement that like a piece of artwork suddenly encounters a period. Hmm, as it appears you were also trying to be funny, I back off with: "The industrial revolution was very industrial as it contained revolutionaries with high industrial tendencies."(c)somebody else 20 yrs ago

  • PUT THE BONG DOWN! GET THAT IRISH FLAG OF YOUR CHEST YOU FUCKING DISGRACE IT! AND GO TROLL VENOM FANG X !

  • WHEN YOU GET AN ERECTION YOUR REALISE YOUR SHOULDA BIN C-SECTIONED, FROM LOOKING AT YOUR REFLECTION OF THE INCEPTION OF YOUR NEGLECTION FROM THE SELECTION OF WHAT YOU CALL TRUE, HENCE MAKING YOU AN IDIOT.

  • What? Say that again slowly plz, I did not get any of what you just said.

  • You blew my mind with your ineptitude at spelling. Tosspot

  • Epic

  • ...really?

  • I understand what you are saying.. Could have said it better though lol.. The world is all a dream. Life is just a dream of the imagination of ourselves. Nothing is real, life nor death.

  • Yikes, This is the one reason why Theater Majors should not speak about metaphysical concepts.

  • wow. what an idiot.

  • you are an idiot in all that bullshit you just said you had zero argument agaisnt what he said or defending anything on your part. talk about subjective thats what preachers live off of lol

  • This idiot blows your mind in the same way a decade-long addiction to methamphetamine does.

  • He did not blow my mind but he can blow my pudenda. Look it up.

  • @alexgreybell i'm scared to, sounds like a taboo sex position

  • I dont trust people who talk in poetry over standard language. Standard form and language are made to be STANDARD as to convey a message efficiently to a mass of people, not for ones that want to hear a power ballad (Minus the guitar)

    Stay by prose if you actually have a message to send as if you do have a point, a lot more will understand it when they hear it

  • Yeah, Dr. Seuss will be contacting you shortly...

  • This guy just blew my mind. I can feel my IQ dropping. If it gets any lower I'll convert to Christianity.

  • @TheIntolerantAtheist YOU ARE A WINRAR, FUCKING HELL.

  • @TheIntolerantAtheist Your username describes you perfectly.

  • @TheIntolerantAtheist Well I dont think hes a christian eather

  • @TheIntolerantAtheist WOW.. so hugh ross(accomplished astrophysicist),dr francis collins(head of genome project) and john lennox(mathematician at oxford uni)..even though they are christians your assumption lean towards a negative stereotype..these are just to name a few...

  • WTF?

  • Stop pretending to be intelligent, you give the ones who are a bad image.

  • awesome!!!!

  • Nice poetry. lol

  • If your NOT than u don't exist and if u don't exist than why would any intelligent person listen to anything u have to say??? the better question is, why am i even commenting on the video of a person who believes he doesn't exist??? i'm truly the idiot here.

  • Watt fuck beech .

  • you sir, are a dumbass

  • You are about as awesome as terminal cancer. Go fuck yourself twat.

  • If I saw your head being slowly crushed by a vice I would not do a thing to stop it.

  • i mind crash(bzzt)... rebooting... consensus... FAIL!!!!

  • you just made a fool of yourself in only 42 secs. way to go!

  • I guess he must be high. Moving on...

  • Is this Satire? Because Crusaders are Bad They Torture people who have done nothing wrong then Question your faith. Quite like Nazi's if i have an opinion which i do because im smarter then you.

  • Guys like this say things like, "I'm not a theist but I'm spiritual." Drivel. Pure drivel. It actually takes a new idea and a coherent thought to blow an intelligent mind.

  • I don't feel like trying to understand.

  • nice poem, but what's your point? what did you say? what do you mean? or are those hip hop kyrics?

  • Dude. if all the "next crusaders" are like you, the "next crusade" is gonna be reeeeaaally short. Just a bunch of idiots running into the desert and being shot down instantly by muslims.

  • THANK YOU! Someone finally explained it! Some of us were created. Some of us came from the lemur. And a rare few evolved from a philosophical marijuana plant that likes to blow your... (what did he say?)

  • obvious retard is retard

  • (1)How was this in any way a proper response???

    (2)Aren't people who THINK they are smart, but aren't some of THE most annoying people ever?

  • TWAT?

  • what about the not-so-angry christians?are we invited too?

  • dude... talking like that dosn't make you smart... just funny

  • holy shit and i thought i couldn't spell

  • No, try again.

  • Patcondell gives a great debatable argument and here comes an idiot who does NOT know a thing about debating. Typical internet cunt.

  • @RandomMiggy yup definitely

  • i felt like you were reading the raven

  • i am not going to reward that video with a comment.

  • @cowabunga79 The comment I am replying to does not exist.

  • If people have often wondered what the inside of a horses anus looks like then ladies and gentlemen I give to you this ass hat ass goblin son of a bitch.

  • Loser.

  • pat condell is win, this guy is a complete mongol.

  • You didn't blow my mind but you did make my Boxer want to eat you when you said it.

  • it seems you spent some time writing a poem about philosophy that sucks. it's unfortunate that i had to hear it. =/

  • sounds like the plot line to inception

  • Jeez. Now I think I have seen the most retarded YouTube video ever.: )

  • Poetry of nonsense.

  • I don't have enough thumbs to really express how I truly feel about this garbage.

  • this was a joke, right?

  • i see that there are 43936 sucka's here...oh..shit....i want my 42 seconds back

  • Fails at making a point. Fails at spelling. Fails at poetry. Fails at comedy. Fails at life.

  • WHAT THE FUCK?!

  • well it didn't blow my mind but if i hear it again i might have to do it to my self

  • @BillyIsaTwat23 -hahahahah. I couldn't agree more. This guy is far from profound.

  • You my friend, are a cock.

  • Fuck that was really lame dude. Not only do you fail at making any sort of sense, but you also fail at poetry.

  • @megaman12521 um, ever hear of daniel tosh or maybe tosh.o ??

    i was trying to make a joke, sorry if i offended you.

    The last thing I need is megaman coming after me lol i don't have a dozen bosses (that you always have to fight twice) protecting my happy ass :P

  • where in the bible does it say ya can't fuckin cuss

    its fuckin heaven man! ofcourse you can cuss!

    if it wasn't ment to be we wouldn't have these words =]

  • @StarPalidanKenobi hahahahaaaaaaa

    James 3:2-12 this is part of the verse so here

    6The tongue also is a fire, a world of evil among the parts of the body. It corrupts the whole person, sets the whole course of his life on fire, and is itself set on fire by hell. 7All kinds of animals, birds, reptiles and creatures of the sea are being tamed and have been tamed by man, 8but no man can tame the tongue. It is a restless evil, full of deadly poison

  • did you ever try to shut up when it is the right time to do so? 0:01 would have been that time in this video.

  • "The LORD will smite thee with the botch of Egypt, and with the emerods, and with the scab, and with the itch, whereof thou canst not be healed." (Deuteronomy 28:27)

    "But the hand of the LORD was heavy upon them of Ashdod, and he destroyed them, and smote them with emerods, [even] Ashdod and the coasts thereof" (I Samuel 5:6)

  • funiest thing was when u said @ I THINK @scrue cristianism ok just say god exist so and u say beeing gay is wrong ? but god loves everyone init ?so wtf ? u are people probably one of thouse who shoots other people because they dont believe in jezus bulshit by gods name " JEZUS!!!! I SHOOT THIS PERSON IN THE FACE BECAUSE HE DONT BELIEVES IN U Jezus answears: YES SHOOT HIM IN FACE THE FACE but i love everybody

  • no you didnt

  • youre saying that in fact we cant be sure of anything. thats correct. congrats on achieving nothing :D

  • didnt he just prove that believing in a god is very inlogical?

  • angry christian

  • youve been reading too much shakespeare

  • i'll give you props for creativity but all you did was rephrase Descartes' meditation. Unfortunately i can not see how your last statement (But in fact its a lack of imagination for your recreation so your experiance is the penetration to what you call true......) disproves my existence.

  • Hahaha what a fag, get a life man your a loser.

  • how original lol fail vid

  • Descartes, he is a good philosopher. You try to pass on his material as your own in hopes to appear intelligent. Come up with your own original ideas.

  • I got to the first f-word in your video and turned it off.  If you said you would be swearing, I would have a choice whether to listen to swearing ...or not. You gave me no choice. I had to hear the swearing first. You want the choice to swear but you don't want to give me the choice not to hear it. Swearing is disgusting and a lazy man's way of talking. How do you think that something positive could come out of something so negative. But hey, God bless you anyway.

  • @qbulb

    Grow up. Intolerance to swear words is immature. "Swearing is disgusting (how so?) and a lazy man's way of talking" ...hm, I'm actually a professor of English and Philosophy and I swear all the fucking time.

  • @explizidace good work. I'm a christian and I swear all the cunting time also.

  • babble...

  • HE BLEW MY MIND! Now I understand what an idiot on the internet looks like! :D!

    I just blew his mind with a Dislike for his video. :3

  • No.

  • The rain man? To much Dr Zeus! Hey clean your room! If you still alive because after that you used 90% of your brain cells! But it was cool tough! I liked it!

  • I think your vid's sound quality is terrible, and it is.

  • Hey dude, there is still something receiving perception, even if the perception is false.

    DID JUST BLOW YOUR MIND?!

  • u talk a lot but don't say shit

  • Are you high? This is the kind of stuff I would come up with after a blunt to the face XD

  • What's with this Dr. Seuss nonsense?

  • I might have been entertained if i were stoned

  • @123garan123 lol agreed

  • @123garan123 i am stoned and i was pretty entertained lol

  • "inconscience"? "inconscous"? Damn you're dumb!

  • whats this shit?

  • You're a bit of a knob

  • That's right, say words!

  • Using large words and with such an ego tells me your a fucking faggot. LOL

  • you sure did blow something hahhahahah. get off the drugs bro.

    go back to school.

  • you didn't blow my mind but you blew any chances you might have had of being taken seriously.

    I hope you weren't looking for credibility ...

  • No...

  • Clean your room.

  • ironic, u want to prove u have some sort of intellectual message to convey, but you dont have the brains to explain it in a way that most people can follow. If u really had something worth while to tell us, i think you'd try and tell it so that we'd understand and praise your ideas.

  • @davi55x Well, if you were actually intelligent at all you would actually be able to grasp the concept in which he was going after. He was saying we all view things, but who says what we actually see is true. Since everything you see it actually a copy that is sent to your brain. So basically, whos to say we aren't in some big dream, or someone is making us live this life? I do give you credit in asking him to dumb down the video, without actually blowing your cover of intellectual lack. Imo.

  • haha..what the hell was he talkin bout?

  • Get back in the oven!

  • Retarded...

  • retards shouldn't play with big words

  • You might wanna run your descriptions through a spell checker