One Touch Can Opener - Available at TaylorGifts.com

[AnAmateurTraceur]

@MrPinkBunny2 Whoa, a potty-mouthed twelve year old! Look out Internet, we've got a badass over here!

[StonehengeMusic]

Poor Granny can't open her can of chili! But with this piece of crap, NOW SHE CAN :D

[MrPinkBunny2]

@StonehengeMusic The One Touch Can Opener is NOT a piece of crap

[owen2760]

@MrPinkBunny2 yes it is

[MrPinkBunny2]

@owen2760 SHUT THE FUCK UP

[owen2760]

@MrPinkBunny2 im ok

[MrPinkBunny2]

@owen2760 im confused

[owen2760]

@MrPinkBunny2 UR 2 AND RETERDED

[MrPinkBunny2]

@owen2760 I am 10 years older than that and it is spelled RETARDED you Douche. I am NOT a RETARD. UR A CUNT.

[bjorn2lose]

Ours would not work at first. It turned out the cutting wheel was not retracted. I had to run the unit until the wheel retracted and gave room for the can rim.

[crazyuniformboy]

i cant be done!

[haoqh]

AMAZING!

[phantomcharger]

I think people that can’t handle a can opener should die of starvation

[hanbechoi]

@phantomcharger HHAHAHAHAH

[Dr4g0nSpin]

since i got that stuff my boss raised my salary, i won 50000 dollar and i suddenly have more friends. also my wife wants to do a three way with her hot girlfriend and me

[robskisEHS]

My arthritis actually made it painful for me. But with the one touch can opener, I can push a button, and the can is open for me. Move over bulky can openers and say "Hello" to counterspace! Just press and go! Nothing is faster or easier! The one touch can opener really will be the last can opener you'll ever have to buy!

[hanbechoi]

@robskisEHS shut up...no i mean that. shut up..

[robskisEHS]

Small, medium, or large! Nothing is easier than the one touch can opener! Watch out! With ordinary can openers, that lid is sharp enough to slice your finger! But the one touch cuts from the side so there's no sharp edges, and the lid can never fall in! You'll never have to dig that dusty, germ-filled lid out of your food again! Leftover pet food? The lid pops right on the can to store in the refridgerator. That saves you money!

[robskisEHS]

You grip, your turn, you slip! Yuck! There must be an easier way to open that can! Introducing the one touch can opener! The fast, easy way to open cans! The one touch can opener is totally automatic. Just place it on the can, press the button, and your can opens in seconds! Amazing! Look. Manual can openers take so much twisting and turning. It can be almost impossible to open a can! But with the one touch can opener, you just touch and go. It's that easy! Best of all, it works on any size can!

[gaoutlaw]

"Manual openers take so much twisting and turning, it can be almost impossible to open a can!"

Oh please.

[sk8rdude2274]

@gaoutlaw mine got stuck and i cant get it off. the battery died. plz help

[benjiboywise]

lol