Mass Effect 2 - There's a bomb! Run!

[Zanzabarchocolate]

@tmass1 oh hell no!

[Sideways221323]

You make me want to be renegade!

[ilurvebigbutts]

Renegade Shapard is such a troll. :)

[Kickin0u0in0the0nut]

0:05 LOL

[westiemer913]

Oh my god JC a BOMB!

A BOMB!

[tmass1]

that's a strangely shaped kitchen...

[Combichrist0]

@tmass1 ....no

[RazlerofEsthar]

i just punched him...

[xxMrBrownstone]

"What are you doing here?"

"What am I doing here? What are you doing here!"

Boobie-Shep just mindfucked that poor kid

[uuiikkll88]

Oh My Dead God!

[WhoElseButKris]

Problem, mechanic?

[CrypticWatcher]

seriously, walking up to a heavily armed person and BLOCKING her path is just inviting a punch to the gut.

[that1dude0092]

OH MY GOD JC A BOMB

Shepard: Who?

[herman1francis]

I'm commander sheppard and this is my favourite bomb in the citadel.

[DiarrheaChain]

"ROON!"

[Valikdu]

A bomb!

[KoRnFaNaTiK]

"HAHAHA, i can't believe that actually worked"

I love it XD

[gamerboss007]

worker:what are you doing here?!?

shepard:RUUUUUUUUNNNN

worker:BLARRGG*runs away*

[TheWaterboy818]

Worker: Who are you, what are you doing up her-

Shepard:ಠ_ಠ

Worker: Ok! *Runs Off*

[ids5621]

fem shep's voice is sooooooooooooooooooo shit :s

[itishardtogetaname]

@ids5621 a wooden chair as more emotion then male shep...

[1977Yakko]

Her laugh at the end is so epic! My femshep(s) are mostly paragon but I can't turn down some of those renegade choices from time to time.

[KitCatch22]

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHH­AH cannot breathe so frikkin funny!

[TaePoDongIII]

Ooohh, I would make love to that Shepard..

[Nekhet]

At least it´s better than the paragon option. Who in their right mind would believe that a heavily armed and armored person is a health inspector??

[SpearM3064]

@Nekhet Well, think about it. If you're going into a potentially hazardous environment, who better than someone wearing environmentally sealable armor?

[Nekhet]

@SpearM3064 Yeah, and I guess particle beams are very effective against cockroaches and rats.

[RakeBone]

Nice Shep! total hottie

[AvA9333]

my fem shep is WAY different from all the ones on youtube wich could all pass for sisters

[ARavingLooony]

TROLOLOLOLO

[Emcmillin09]

MaleShep was funnier IMO.

[xiSephirothX]

OMG JC A BOMB!

[pawel1818]

@xiSephirothX A BOMB ?

[MultiWolverine92]

x"DD her laugh was epic!! gotta play as female shep in the next time! :D

[TheBIOPRINCE]

Her voice acting is goddamn impresive...

[nubeees]

LOL

[2013branth]

Stockboy: Hey who are you and what are you doing back here?

Shepard: I'm Batman, now scram.

Stockboy: Alright.

[soverensix]

@2013branth that deserves to have more likes



[Enlishgal]

Thanks for the code. I like it too. Love the laugh at the end.

[p1k4nurxp13sr]

ITS A TRAP!

[eeg10]

such a mischievous laugh lol.

[weeoo86]

And THIS....is why Mass Effect is great!:D

[JonCom3dy]

Shepard is a troll

[angelos665]

Judge:Shepard.You have been accused of terrorism,vandalism,threatenin­g of human lives.Are you sure you are trying to protect the galaxy?

Shepard:Oh are you talking about that time with the bomb?I was just joking

Judge:What the?..A BOMB?!Get her out of here now!

Shepard:Wait it was just a prank!I have people to my defence!

Garrus:I was in the middle of some calibrations..

Miranda:I'm Cerberus..not supposed to be here.

Legion:A geth's opinion is not granted

Jack:Convict!

Grunt:(long pause)Shepard!

[dONALDBLOOD]

Holy Shit, I have to do this too! :D

[FlipDarkFuture]

OH MY GOD JC A BOMB!

A BOMB? '___'



[XenoAlbedo]

OH MY GOD JC A BOMB!

[dndesigns76]

For me, there are really only two options available: Renegade (the punch) and Slightly Less Renegade (the bomb scare). The Paragon option is rather weak, and takes away from Shepard's badassery.

[Nekhet]

@dndesigns76 Yeah, and who in their right man would believe that an armored, heavily armed person could be a health inspector:S??

[gidioter]

OH MY GOD JC A BOMB!

[CiaranTheHedgehog]

What are your color tints? Your armor is great :)

[KarateKidZX]

@CiaranTheHedgehog I use the dark red option for the armor, with the pattern I have the bright red, and it's the Kestral armor pack that I'm using here so thats where the light blue comes in

[Echo7099]

Hehe, stupid person

[arowerlikenoother]

0:10 ... wut? O_o

[MetalKvicken]

Sheppard: TRolololol

[squall600]

ur female sheppard looks alot like julianna margulies from "the good wife"

[qcumbers23]

This always reminds me of Schwarzenegger's famous one liner: "THERE'S A BOMB!"

[Leylaashley]

I have to say it.... this is my favorite moment in all of ME... and it has to be with FemShep or it's no longer awesome

[Chingophia]

sweet gesticulation, batman!!

[MassEffectgrandia2]

I SO wish I had done that lol

[derptasticify]

BAHAHAHAHA I totally didn't realize that was a dialog option. Definitely doing that on my next playthrough.

[NitroRE3]

i can't believe it actually worked either

[pedrobmf262]

This part made me laugh sooooo hard XD

[Simple7ify]

Oh Dat Shepard...

[Valikdu]

OH MY GOD, JC! A BOMB!!

[Bjornhuhu]

@Valikdu A bomb !

[ThunderSoul]

wow your sheppard is cute... wow

[pedrobmf262]

I laughed way more than was necessary at this XD

[ScottJackson117]

"That is a joke."

[TheThanatos34]

This is an awesome-looking Shephard. Any chance I could get the code?

[KarateKidZX]

@TheThanatos34 Hi, use this code:

731.K1G.C17.G8A.GDQ.CBQ.1P6.13­1.966.417.2G7.576

[TheThanatos34]

@KarateKidZX Hey thanks a lot!

[PewPewPlasmagun]

@KarateKidZX woah looks almost like mine. except mine has asiatic eyes!

[kunfupanda1231]

ITS GONNA BLOW! hurry behind this pump.

[RinritsuChan]

Rofl, femshep yelling about a bomb is SOOO much funnier then when maleshep does it XDDDD

[Treblaine]

Fem-shep ruelz

[poricocoo]

Sheppard: *turns around to see a real bomb* WHAT THE FU- *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

[knives4cash]

@poricocoo How 'bout I buy you a drink, for an awesome comment like yours? I know this guy; he's a tad racist, but he's good at serving drinks.

[VioletStar1700]

haha i did that to xD

[GRRAB]

lol. what gets more renegade, this or punching him?

[Wolfsrain90]

LMFAO. 

[lildickheads]

TEHEE

[nssaquinas]

For those people that never seen it: sometimes it glitches and you don't run into the guy. I missed it like the first 4 times myself lol. Sometimes I just reach the side door before the conversation triggers and I'm already at the next cutscene.

[nssaquinas]

A BOMB!

[GeorgeMonet]

There is actual conversation for that part?

I always punched him as soon as I saw him.

[Blackemperess]

Bomb scare = cool

Evil Laugh = Epic win!

[EvilmikeYT]

Fuck! We're all dead, get the fuck out!

[StealthG6On18s]

I wish Jennifer Hale used her same voice as she did with Bastila from KOTOR.

[sixsixrevolver]

that was epic XD i like that, but my character is paragon...so its nice to choose that dialogue ;)

[bman45cal]

Oh my god Shepard! A bomb!

Shepard: A bomb! (hope someone gets reference)

[Simian2D]

@bman45cal What a shame

[bman45cal]

@Simian2D Awesome, also, thanks for replying I wouldn't have noticed I accidentally posted it 5 times otherwise.

[Gaming4Tube]

Fuck I disliked it! I meant to like.

[TheGodlikeDragon]

LOL that was a fun way of doing it, I did just hit that guy with a knockdown.

[florenmage]

LOL!

[Skyntalor]

am I the only one who thinks her 'RUN' sounds really cute?

[Jokenx3]

Jim Reynolds is such an idiot...

[Suffer1224]

Hey what are you doeing here?

What are YOU doing here?

Wut?

[littlechefrulez]

I like FemShep's voice better here than Shepards. More emotion and a more fun-sounding laugh. xD

[suggestions8]

I just punched him ._.

[LightningEidolen]

Hahaha! love Femsheps laugh.

[Devilbat74]

When she says run her mouth barely moves

[Mikeyz94]

woah that so smooth!!

wish i had a good pc

and ur shepard is sooo adorable

i use the default one

[RedPlanet82]

nice!

[89BlackGatomon]

AWESOME XD Fantastic !!!

[valld95]

that small gigle kinda reminded me of reba

[chetoflep]

Hahaha! I've never done the renegade on this part, that's so funny!

[enkopingsbo]

RUN! D:

[Sonar009]

@enkopingsbo

Alright! (Leisurely jogs away)

[C9316]

Holy shit my femshep looks like this!

[11COMICNERD]

lol! hilarious...

[HeStoleMyName]

I remember the first time I did this with male Shepard. Funniest damn part of the whole game! XD

[GunerzPGBC]

Her voice acting is great...........

[alphaspecie224]

better with male shepard.

[11COMICNERD]

@alphaspecie224 do you mean the voice actor for male shep is better or...?

[thehungergames51]

heh that was kind of funny cruel but funny imagine what the guys like when he figures out theres no bomb

[Fir3Dir3]

Hahahaha what bit is this at?

[KarateKidZX]

@Fir3Dir3 This is when you are doing Thane's loyalty mission

[Fir3Dir3]

@KarateKidZX ah thanks!

[CiaranTheHedgehog]

@KarateKidZX Correction: Samara's.

[VictumRoManius]

@KarateKidZX How about your Shepard and mine Shepard go out for a drink? :D

Haha kidding.

[Woodomega]

What a sucker!

[tokka326]

"What are you doing here?"

"WHAT AM I DOING HERE?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?"

[Mugai88]

worst security guard eva!!

[gentough21]

it sounded good at the middle with a male then it is awesome with a female ending it.....

^_^

[Bennyhillsminion]

"what are you doing here?" no "what are you doing here" LMAO

[dandcd93]

Yeah, Jennifer Hale does this part a lot better than the male Shepard. When I first tried this, I couldn't stop laughing.

[dimovuha0]

Jennifer Hale is better

[irfantariq31]

Wait....You modeled your Shepard after Sasha Grey?

[HUNMura]

Lol XD

[TheArticAlchemist]

Gotta love that Kestral armor...cept the helmet. Makes shep look like a bug

[burningvenom]

JC: A BOMB?!

[SpazzyMcGee1337]

RUN !!!! 0:18

Alright!

[Chayraz2]

JC Denton: A BOMB!

[demondayzzz]

@Chayraz2 first thing i thought too lol

[Anarchizer]

AND THE MEANING OF LIFE IS... 42

[Ellectrollama]

Shepard is a master troll.

[enkopingsbo]

RUN!! :O

[DreamgirlBlue]

Is this on the pc? Is that why she looks soo smooth? On my 360 shep doesn't look that smooth;(

[KarateKidZX]

@DreamgirlBlue Yes, this was on a PC at 1920x1080 resolution.

[DreamgirlBlue]

@KarateKidZX thought so :(

[xXLDeusXx]

@DreamgirlBlue it looks on my 360! maybe it's this area and the lighting..have you installed the game on your HD?

[DreamgirlBlue]

@xXLDeusXx uhhhhh, I don't have a niice tv it's pretty old soooo I guess not? Yeah I think that has to be it, I mean it's not that old still looks good but not brillant. Eh whatever maybe I can steal my brother's LCD flat screen:) lol just kidding.

[xXLDeusXx]

@DreamgirlBlue ahh my is a 29' LCD and I don't even use the HDMI cable i used the AV/HD cable that came with the xbox! :)

[DreamgirlBlue]

@xXLDeusXx LUCKY :(

[08CaptT]

@DreamgirlBlue you seem surprised

[DreamgirlBlue]

@08CaptT Huh? Well no not really just jealous lol it makes sense that it would look better on PC with it havin more horse power and everythin. Hah but whatever, I already ordered my ME3 on my 360 so guess I just deal.

[KarateKidZX]

@SageJiraiyaLordPain It's the Kestral armor, its download-able content you can buy. There's a helmet too, but that's optional to wear

[aventaes]

to use american slang 'that shepard, shes da bomb'

really well done creating her

[VampirateYuki]

Your face is sooo smooth.

[ssjdagas]

Your Shepard is the closest to my Shepard I've seen, except mine has red/brown hair, darker skin and look older.

[bobcatnickrocks]

Can we have your Shepards face code???

[KarateKidZX]

@bobcatnickrocks A lot of people ask for this code but because I imported from Mass Effect 1 and used the original face from that, there is no code for this face (the squad screen where there normally is a code is blank) so what I will do is try and re-create this from scratch and try to get it as close as possible, and give you that code. You can then make some final tweaks from there.

[SylonTheGreat]

@KarateKidZX

Pass along that code to us as well when you get it done

[KarateKidZX]

@SylonTheGreat I have it done, the code is

731.K1G.C17.G8A.GDQ.CBQ.1P6.13­1.966.417.2G7.576

The main difference is the eye colour is lighter here as Mass Effect 1 had a much darker brown colour to it

[MDBurck]

I liked Male Shepard's delivery better. Still good.

[Torijenova]

I love this scene.

[TheDaemons]

I probably would have just pulled the renegade interrupt (does Shepard punch him I hope?), but that was actually much cooler. The laugh was awesome. By the way, your Shepard is surprisingly cute. ;)

[UnknownAnimator7]

I don't think you should get renegade. lol.

[iOnlySignIn]

I adore FemShep's evil little laugh. :-)

[Kyero]

@iOnlySignIn eh male shep does that part the best XD

[PuppetierMaster]

@iOnlySignIn press 8 and you're life will be nearly complete (pending ME3)

[Buhry]

Your Shepard is hawt

[DanicaV7]

Your Shepard is beautiful! ...and badass, of course. :)