Picture this

[garrettjacobs1974]

Brilliant!!!! 

[shutupbear]

What in the great fuck is the point of this?!

[PascalVailleBarcan]

LOL!

[true298]

what?

[carrboygirl]

hahahahahahahahaha 

[TalkingLogic]

I'm guessing you were that severly mentaly chalenged child...

[rogerbuck1234]

Jesusophile......this video is the greatest video I have ever seen in my life. So amazing. I downloaded it to my iPhone, my iPod, my iPad, made it a track on my CD, and played it for everyone I know. Picture that.

[annabel8998]

Yeah, I'm not gonna picture that coz I'm not a freak.... ohh and also, there is no God. Anything else you would like to know?

[eleventhousandfour]

@annabel8998 Hey, there's this cool thing I think you might be into, I don't know if you've heard of it, it's called satire...

[zashbot]

the only true god is Allah, all others are false

[Reiincarnation]

@zashbot allah is false too

[bringback10klf]

why only half erect?

[ILoveKoolMusicDude]

what the fuck...

[BeNumberOneForEver]

guys I DID NoT get it !!!

anybody explains

[957Chatterton]

@BeNumberOneForEver He's fucking stupid...

[eleventhousandfour]

@BeNumberOneForEver He's a super comedy genius from outer space.

[TheValvesupports]

Do you really believe or are you just making fun or believers?

[NaxNax96]

@TheValvesupports I think it's the latter, but I don't think Jesusophile is going to just say it. I think he's the Andy Kaufman type :p

[mrhandofbod]

I came

[NaxNax96]

The mental image and your voice remind me of David Firth, the creator of Salad Fingers.

[samus179]

@NaxNax96 wow, funny how that works. i just found out about salad fingers, 5 minutes before reading your comment

[MeRcYimRichBitch]

All makes sense now, cheers!

[DnBGenie]

fuck sake, erectionnnnnnnnnnnn

[fanaticos112]

this guy must have taken an arrow in the knee

[onetao8]

This guy should be on the comedy channel or shot in the head...........

[WoWrofllolz]

MAKE MORE VIDEOS :D

[GlassHaus123]

I actually found this quite easy to masturbate to...that's not strange, is it?

[NIRVANArazor]

WAIT WHAT?

[kennethrulez]

How do you keep a straight face? Lol You're funny

[Ohjajoh]

Er is geen God..

[leftclickben]

Awesome, love it.

[TheCurioustech]

What?????

[scrabbledmind]

heheheheh; fucking great

[coisinhasbanais]

This guy is sooo an atheist.

[lasoogneypubes]

I can tell you busted up laughing afterwards by the look on your face at the end.

[t0mmygun500]

-J24 :P 

[SturgeonRoar]

This was very easy to masturbate to.

[franklymydearest]

you were back...and now you are gone...

[Davidarmo42415]

lmfao 

[kjimho]

the dogs blood really did it for me

[cardinalkesky]

Wha... What? Eh... Huh?

[word9595]

Fuck you!

[toastermonster2]

the fuck? 

[79Svenni]

So God likes clowns to have sex with severely mentally challenged boys and sprinkle feathers on them?

[FunWithSexbad]

@79Svenni It's not that farfetched.

[magicaIpineapple]

that's my fetish

[1337soldiahs]

In a world where imagination leads to this, there is no god.

Only Shoggoths.

[anonimystro12345]

Oh yeah, I can fap to this

[MetalGearNach0s]

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[coinstalker]

I don't get it.

[TheDarkDawn3312]

...What..?

[maristnha]

There is no god. Nailed it.

[MuscIeBomber2021]

@maristnha Yes there is, my child!

[bunnyspy1]

@MuscIeBomber2021 Don't start a religious debate. I am agnostic atheist, those are my beliefs, please do not tell others a certain religious figure does or does not exist because of your beliefs.

[MuscIeBomber2021]

@bunnyspy1 It is not belief, my child! It is truth!

[alphaenemy]

@MuscIeBomber2021 Your child? That's not fair to his mother or father.

[magicaIpineapple]

@maristnha

what a champ

[shrikechan]

34 people have a clown's half-erect penis on their shoulder.

[Yerillied]

I can't work it out...is this for or against christianity?

Oh, either way, "there is no god" (save in people's imaginaiton)

[ShaaaBang73]

Man, thats deep.



[xPeacexLovexHarmonyx]

I don't know what just fucking happened, but i can't stop laughing xD this is the funniest video ive ever watched in my entire life

[everysnakesdream22]

@SempiternalDamnation I will let you know shit head that I am autistic

[whjq]

@everysnakesdream22 AUTISM.

[everysnakesdream22]

@whjq Why aren't you a cute little troll?

[whjq]

@everysnakesdream22 DOWN SYNDROME.

[dartter50]

i only thumbs'd up this video because of that wicked hair

[MrJanobala]

what does any of that have to do with god?

[MrxChow]

wtfamireading

[guitarheroplayrer]

are they rainbow feathers???

[JuicyEvi123]

I don't get it.

[antman3456]

@JuicyEvi123 no one does

[whjq]

@JuicyEvi123 ok

[TKZ100]

I don't...I don't know what just happened, but I can't stop laughing.

[terrid12345]

I didn't even have to masturbate to this video. I came at "Picture"

[SouthTexasHeadbanger]

@terrid12345 you sick little munkie

[terrid12345]

@SouthTexasHeadbanger XD

[whoisadamyan]

I have no idea what the fuck I just watched

but I think I enjoyed it

[Bananapielord]

The shit

[screbwaffle12345]

@Bananapielord bpl ! :D

[BlenderHelixAlpha]

@Bananapielord you got that right, bitch. you got that right.

[FMAEdwardFMA]

@Bananapielord HOLY FUCK BPL I LOVE YOU. I DIDN'T EVEN COME HERE KNOWING YOU WATCHED IT.

[Bananapielord]

@FMAEdwardFMA I LOVE YOUUUUUU

[smartepantz15]

I found this quite difficult to masturbate to...

[ThePatridiot]

@smartepantz15 did you manage to? xD

[flyersphan111]

@ThePatridiot I did...

[DrinkingMilkIsFun]

@smartepantz15 I didn't....

[db28301]

Derp. :)

[allvidshere12]

i dont get it plz someone help me

[Gordaton]

mmmm, that's hot.

[MyDreamside]

that was stupid well your worst video

[reburth58]

@TheMelancholyMind

nice fail troll.

[emrvlogs]

Erm this no god , religious people have been brain washed , religion is a form of controll .. your all stupid beliving in religion

[reburth58]

@SempiternalDamnation

this fucker is going to hell...thars no room in heven for this pepole.

[TheMelancholyMind]

@reburth58 there is no room in heaven for people with bad English like you ):

[TheSecretCobra]

WTF

[HeatLegs]

My penis told me to jack off to this vid, so that must mean God thinks it is okay for me to jack off to it. THANK YOU LORD!

[axax444]

sigh...there is no god

[MuscIeBomber2021]

@axax444 Yes there is, my child, yes there is!

[ChrisShnoo]

Wait, what?



[featheredmusic]

LOL that just made my day

[Person009]

The way this is told reminds me of some movie

[MuscIeBomber2021]

HOW DARE YOU imply that Jesus was African-American! Jesus was White! I mean, I'm not racist or anything, but I refuse to believe that my Lord and savior was a stereo-stealing, bank-robbing darky!

[cruelbusiness1984]

@MuscIeBomber2021 u are uninformed and need 2 do some research. jesus, if he existed, was from the middle east, that's where nazareth was supposedly, so he was kind of african american, kind of asian, that's y they call it the middle east. the lighter complected skin was a recent adaptation 2 being farther away from the equator. ethiopians and the like are the originals, not us dude. knowlege is power

[MuscIeBomber2021]

@cruelbusiness1984 I am FAR from uninformed, my child! I have the Bible, aka the WORD OF GOD on my side! I know in my heart that Jesus was as White as George W. Bush, Ronald Reagan, and Mel Gibson! I mean, if Jesus was African-American, how on Earth could he have died for our sins? He probably would have mugged a poor old lady and applied for welfare! LOL!

[thehugh100]

WHAT THE FUCK?

[Darksunshinerain87]

LMAO, this is awesome.

[PenguinPownage]

All my life I've been skeptical, but this...

I've been converted to Christianity.

[MyFudginBrother]

hows that related to anything!?

[TheMangoVampire]

And I'm sitting there at the end, with this horrible mental image that I will never forget, laughing hysterically... What the fuck man, what the fuck.

[TheMinxTail]

@TheMangoVampire If that's teh worst mental image teh internet has engrained in you then you should either facilitate a loss of your own innocence or you should retire to teh mountains, 'cause this shit be tame by comparison.

[Kretek]

@StrongBud1 everything

[cooleobrad1337]

roflmfao you are the funniest person alive!

[318197]

I wonder how many takes it took to say all that with such a straight face...

This man IS God!

[ProveYourFaith]

Picture this America goes bankrupt and Europe loses subsidization and all western culture dies. No Army = no culture you will be Muslim soon. I guess however you have better things to worry about. LOL

[s3rris]

@ProveYourFaith what's wrong with being a Muslim? they're fine people.

[ProveYourFaith]

@s3rris LOL not the ones coming your way. I'll be safe over here. Good day

[MrCockbreath]

@ProveYourFaith and if that was to happen i would gladly take my life before becoming one of you fuk'd up fanatical hate preachers, i would rather be known as a paedophile than a Muslim everyday of the week.

why don't you go stone someone you cock smuggler.

[MuscIeBomber2021]

@ProveYourFaith Jesus would NEVER let Americans turn into Muslims! There is only one way to get to Heaven and that is by accepting Jesus into your heart! I'll take Jesus over your camel-jockey terrorist of a prophet any day! LOL!

[MrMentix]

@MuscIeBomber2021 lol , think jesus and mohammed are the same, jesus was a negro soooo....

[cruelbusiness1984]

@MrMentix negro is a dirty word. drop it from ur vocabulary

[cruelbusiness1984]

@MuscIeBomber2021 haha ur gullible

[MuscIeBomber2021]

@cruelbusiness1984 No, sir, I am just a firm believer in Jesus Christ and America's Christian integrity!

[ultimateassasin666]

@MuscIeBomber2021

You sir, are a spectacular troll, and I commend you. Keep up the good work.

[Stupidian151]

This is a very good point.

[RElizabeth43]

@Stupidian151 i dont understand the point he is trying to make could you please clarify?

[Romencer17]

I just used this as a sample for a grindcore song, hope you're ok with that jesusophile

[ReeceHughesRocks]

@Romencer17 exactly what I was thinking this would be perfect for

[theciircusfreak]

That was the least sensemaking thing ive ever heard. How is that somehow an argument or proof?

[StephDaBlackGurl]

@theciircusfreak it's just a joke

[DnBnl]

the fuck?

[MetalSights]

>mention God once at the end of the video

>all comments are about Religion

You guys are a bunch of shitheads if you think you can change the way people think through text on a youtube video, going for Christians and Atheists.

[OweGod]

WHY WOULD A GOD ALLOW THIS?

[st2hallock]

lololololololololololololololo­lololololol

[TheWCrasher]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAAHAHAHAHAHA THAT FUCKING HIGHLARIOUS

[psychopathtoine]

hey it's snowing!

[Blassbeat]

...brilliant \m/

[thedirtywhitesock]

Theirs not god? I'm confused.

[androris]

lol, i will title this "filming after a joint" but so good!

[JO3JITSU]

WHat do you think of tamtampamelas video "God is Good!!!"?

[XanaCLo]

best 25 seconds of my life.

[Samitastic]

Picture this: BIG FAT DICKS. Now tell me there's no BIG FAT DICKS.

[Didymosrules]

rofl. What?

hahahahhahahahahahah

[4eternityhopeful]

What the heck was that, and should I now douse myself in holy water?

[bretellen]

challenge accepted: there is no god

[gameygamey90]

ok there's no, wait what is this.

[huntor27]

I have no clue how the hell you did that with a straight face.  All I could picture was some sort of family guy twist.

[rowanthebest]

@everyonewhowatchesthesevideos­tocomment

This guy is trollbait, stop commenting and watching, IT'S WHAT HE WANTS!

[shrikechan]

@rowanthebest It's satire. He is hilarious and deserves more subscribers and more views.

[akaei0]

Most assuredly I say unto you: There's no god. You make a good point though.

[sharpluc]

The next W. B. Yeats. You are a Genius with words.

[lordslittlegirl]

@MuscIeBomber2021 Dude, I know people who are HIV+. DId you skip over this part. Personally..I have kissed them full on the lips..they are partners, have been for over 20 years. They have YET to pass it onto one another. Wake up fool. You need a condom for your face.

[maverix26]

He's a poe, dumbasses.

The reason he put's this shit up is to ttry and make some money on youtube. Why does he post this shit specifically? To feed trolls, and keep them coming back.

Trolls coming back= more views

more views= money

???

Profit

[fuckliao]

i didn't quite get what his satire. somebody explain lolol

[onlyguitar1001]

@boblafro i know! devastated haha

[hatzu8]

JESUSOPHILE

Y U NO MAKE SENSE?

[artistenoire]

ik hou van jou, troll.

[pierredenbeir]

He looks like Jesus. Now tell me there's no Jesus.

[RevImhotep]

Praise the lard!

[LowBattMouse]

a dick on the sad clowns shoulder.. a sad dick.. with a sad boy in front of he.. theres a sad god.. with a sad cock in her mouth..

its my dick and shes hot :)

[rpgking7]

Yeah.. watched it a couple times, and makes no sense to me at all.