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  • i dont care if ppl get killed by whales. whales are better than ppl and i want to to kill annoying teens most of all.

  • I heard Whale Soup is AWESOME

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  • oh no!! oh no!! your charged a dollar a day after five days!! oh no!.. Well smartass.. your charged a dollar after one day with a redbox movie.... queer...... you have 5 days.. to bring the movie back..if you can't take 2 min out of your ""busy day""" then don't rent movies idiot.... your just like all the other customers.. STOP YOUR CRYING AND BITCH....

  • I heard Blockbuster is officially bankrupt now, but I cant believe they even made it as far as they did, what with competition from shit like Netflix and Limewire and Bittorrent and thePirateBay and the internet's MANY other ways of accessing movies super easily.

  • @D119heavy actually i work at a blockbuster.. and... none of the stores are closing... so dont worry.

  • let the wale go

  • "i smell sitcom!" XD

  • I just saw THE COVE last week and, yeah, it's pretty clear that SeaWorld's days are numbered if they don't make some changes to their business model and do it quickly.

  • Whale problem solution: SUSHI VENDOR!

  • let the whale go mean it was acting by nature

  • LOL the Oxygen thing is why all of my drunk ass firefighter coworkers use oxygen the night after they get shit faced

  • "ahh fuck tou whale and ahh fuck you dolphin!" south park

  • LET THE WHALE GO!

  • That whale should have been labeled as dangerous and set free.

    Throw the idiot who decided to put another trainer in with the whale after the fist time it killed. Throw in his family for the second person he put in the tank. And then reverse the order for the third and let that ahole manager watch his family get eaten alive by a giant predator before he joins them as whale poop at the bottom of the tank.

  • train the whale to destroy subs and ships!!

  • get rid of the whale.....

  • Kill the whale

  • lol "I think your fish is broken" is the line that got me

  • i think that if the whale was a dog it would have been put down after the first times so it should be put down as equal treatment whales are no more special than house pets

  • Nuke the whale.

  • Shoot him to the moon. It worked on south park...

  • Wtf was with that throw up video!? Was that real?! Hahahaa

  • 1:11 Im so glad you caught that on video. looks like a margarita on the way out!

  • @Alkatross watch my video "I'm in a Short Film". It'll explain the whole "puke" thing.

  • the commercial grade lens and shotgun mike poking in from the right should have tipped me off, Thanks

  • leave it alone. Killer whales are predators. They are dangerous by nature!

  • what's the condom size between the standard and the trojan 'magnum'?

    standards hurt..so tight but the magnums are slightly on the baggy side (but work better).

  • Well the Killer whale is a wild animal and humans are stupid, put two and two together and you'll likely to have an accident (times 3)

    And by 'stupid humans' I mean that we have the notion that we can tame a wild animal with hand gestures... lives along the same lines as a woman trying to 'change' a man...

    Set it free and watch Nemo instead. ^_^

  • well the name of the well is "killer" nuff said...ole yellar it aZZ

  • i say that they chop up the whale into little bits and make him into fish burritos and feed him to his adoring fans!...bitches

  • GO SHOW

  • meh...

  • Finally, a condom size for me!

  • Whats the problem with the fucking whale? if a chiwawa bites his owner, nobody care's. its an animal in a cage, i understand the freakout. let the whale swim an so on.

    sry for bad english.

    grettings from germany.

  • yes , i am totally jeallous of your spice girls shirt.

  • The whale didn't ask to be there, and the whale is pretty pissed at the whole situation. They should probably let it go, and note that capturing wild animals with a certain intelligent level, knowing they're frustrated because they are not in their natural surroundings, then putting them in a tank with people 1/10th their size, is probably not a smart idea.

  • Serial killing whale = a shit load of sushi. ~_0

  • ahaha that whale well poeple will be stupid it is called a KILLER WHALE maybe the name is just a hint lol

  • Noo Shay Carl, what are you doing!?

  • shamos a bitch

  • you know shamoo was killed by terrorists right?

  • whale has to stay in captivity, it will die in the wild if they let it go...

    I say, keep feeding it humans. They were stupid enough to trap the fuckin whale in a small tank in the first place, it's not the whales fault it's a whale.

  • condoms for 12 year olds is a great idea, if it even prevents one pregnancy than its a success

  • Hahha... ahh nice.

  • Define Cheating LMAO great sweatshirt!

  • let her go

  • let the whale go. i mean wtf. obviously it wants out. let it free so the Japanese can kill it.

  • That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard lol......

  • really? where are you from?

  • America. You?

  • same

  • Umm......ok then. *adds as friend*

  • LMAO !

    ur best video yet. XD

  • they should set the whale free

  • holy shit i created a fucking robot!

  • @Nathantok7 Wrong video:D

  • RAPE THE WHAEL

  • Let him go, so that he may be free to bite off the legs of people swimming in the ocean.

  • And this is our star attraction, Shamoo, she's a loving, playful whale who is easy to get along with so go on, get in there, and get to know her as her new trainer and BFF.

  • Just keep feeding him humans..

  • Give the whale a badge, a gun, and a professorial monkey sidekick. His 'take no prisoners' style is refreshing in this day and age.

    Speaking of whales, congrats on the Shay Carl endorsement (ZING!).

    Yeah. I zinged myself.

  • this guy is a Phillip Defranco wannabe and unfunny, they should STOP FEEDING PEOPLE TO THE WHALE, it was raised in captivity it cant just be let go moron and i dont know if you know but an orca is also called a

    KILLLER whale. Keyword killer.

    stupid people are stupid.

  • LMAO! Great vid

    I think they need to put the whale down. I'm concerned it could hurt people if let go in to the wild.

  • @mojothemigo your an idiot, like a wild killer whale cant hurt a person, your fucking stupid. If it's in the wild of course it can hurt people you dumbass ALL WILD ANIMALS CAN HURT PEOPLE!!!

  • @fatalkaos

    It has been around and has killed humans, it has no fear of them. That is why it is so commen practice to put an animal down if it has killed. It is more then just wild, again, it has lost fear of humans. Go look at how this sort of thing normaly plays out before you start typing again

  • yea but animals in the wild always kill humans, such as in africa you're basically saying kill an animal just for being itself, so you're saying kill lions for killing humans in the past, kill bears for killing humans in the past. And who the hell is going to go swimming in the middle of the ocean.

  • funny guy awesome

  • that wasnt me :-)

  • Let the whale go.

  • I lololed

  • lmao get your old yeller on

  • They should put the whale in a facility with no human contact whatsoever in an environment that looks like the wild. :p

  • they should change the show up a bit. Now they have to fight the whale ha

  • Sell tickets to fill the show, let the local Native American Tribes hunt it, with canoe's, and harpoons, in its tank...... while we all sit back with some firewater and cheer. Then donate the ticket sales to the family of the trainer killed. Then stop trapping Orcas.

  • First, I still have spice girls stickers on my dresser from when I was 10 and Im damn proud. Second, Sea World needs to get its Free Willy on, or the trainers need to throw down a serious Mortal Kombat Challenge!

    Check out STCWW

  • let ot go

  • they should let it go

  • give the whale to the priest

  • Can't let it go, it has been mentally crippled form the ability to live in the wild.

  • He's got tits and a round female fat butt.

  • whale burgers ... lots of whale burgers! oh and that dude puking was epic or the reaction was more epiccer!!!

  • Take the damn whale and give it to the aboriginals. They'll gobble that shit up.

  • nom nom nom

    mmmm human

  • Let it go. It's a wild creature, you can't really blame it for eating them. Instinct and all.

  • They could sell it to the Japanese

  • rofl @ the box at the end ! great show as always!

  • Re: Shamu... or Whatever TF it's named, two words: cat food.

    Seriously. As serious as death. If the MF fish* shows the least tendency to be obstreperous... cat food.

    * Yes, I know it's a mammal... bite me.

  • kill the fuken whale.. jk.. let it go it belongs in the fuken ocean or artic where ever there from fuk it...

  • nope id say i just went too far...plus theirs only one whale we would need two whales. anyways....im done lol

  • Illegal whale porn maybe?

  • let the preast fuck it the let um both go

  • I think that priest is possessed by el diablo.

  • eat the fish

  • Finally, they make condoms small enough for me!

  • I know right!?!? Bout fucking time!

  • And you saw the box! They're endorsed by me so you know they're good!!!

  • @kevinbrueck

    LMAO!! I love that you're willing to do the self-deprecating humor at times. You are a TRUE comedian and Zen master (you are light hearted!).

  • @angellife21 Thanks! I love self deprecating humor!

  • lol condom box

  • its a killer whale... its a risk to train them, the whale shoudl not be punished, its a predator, if they kill it they punish it by doing what nature want them to do...

    and maybe it will kill more people, thats would be coool to see... a killer fishy jaws 2.0

  • Put a laser on the whale's head and send it after Hugo Chavez! That or make it a co-host.

  • @ papstbenni your grammer sucks

  • tHEY SHOULD KILL IT. THEY SHOOT LOINS, TIGERS, AND ELEPHANTS FOR KILLING PEOPLE. I SAY = RIGHTS

  • They shouldent shoot them animals either, there wild animals. They kill to live. They should of let the whale free the first time it happened, its a sign that it isnt domesticated enough to keep.

  • send it out in the ocean with a tracker device with a shit load of whale hunters after it

  • Let the Japanese have him!

  • they should release it back into the wild because it is obviously not happy where it is living and maybe it just wants some freaking privacy...just sayin.

  • send it to a starving village

  • we kill the whale and it as revenge to teach other whales a lesson and those dam dolphins too

  • They should fucking kill that whale.

  • technically, it's not a whale. it's a dolphin.

    (Haters incoming! 3....2.....1.....)

  • what sould we do with the wale?

    BLOW ITS FUCKING BRAINS OUT!!!

  • set the goddamn wale free, for fucks sake!

  • send the whale to china

  • RAPE THE WHALE AND THEN EAT IT!!!

  • Well, the people were stupid enough to capture a wild animal and proceed to fuck with it, so it's their own damn fault they're dead.

  • Make an all you can eat Sushi Buffet.

  • Grill the whale!

  • um assuming that condom thing is real its not gona change a damn thing... getting wasted and or blazed kinda hard to remember to put on a condom.. lol also wasnt there an episode of south park where they had mini condoms for kids? lol

  • "Get your Old Yeller on"

    XD

  • let the whale go

  • Cockbluster.

    I don't think there is anything they can do about the damn whale. It's already "humanized" the damn thing wouldn't know what to do in the ocean.

  • Good show - love the seaworld bit. Old Yeller that baby. Or, y'know, just leave animals alone in the OCEAN.

  • The Oxygen story isn't anything new. They just decided to add it to a drink. It used to be where they just let you breath it. Now you have alcohol with that much more flammability! Molotovs anyone?

  • Let the whale go, he is just an animal, they dont think.. they dont know what is going on when they do their shows

  • It's called a Fricken' Killer Whale! Not super-happy-fun-time-where-you­-keep-all-of-your-limbs Whale, put it back in the fricken' ocean if it keeps KILLING people.

  • Free Willy, man.

  • Oh yes, can't get enough of that infamous scene from the short film Kevin starred in!

    The extra-small condom box with Kevin's pic and endorsement: LMAO!! Genius!

  • Release him back into Canadian waters where it belongs

  • just put the whale on display, no tricks or anyone going in the tank....

  • I Think they need to kill it one limb at a time

  • release it duh killing it won't have any use itaggresive enough to survive and not, than all you whale hating and you people who like him dead would get what you want

  • Subscribe to him God--dammit!

    WATCH your language! --- Shay is a hoot!

  • fuck it

  • Lol, the Blockbuster where I live went out of business and I thought it all went out in general. xD Nice Friday Show like always Kevin.

    -Mitch

  • Kill it. The more ridiculous part is that SeaWorld, being fully aware of the whale's history, took the whale from the Canadian park, agreeing only to use it for breeding. So much for that arrangement.

  • Send the whale to Japan and let see what happens.

  • Well it's Blockbuster, they will fail by the end of this year. BTW, you should burn the card inside of a metal bucket. Otherwise it seems that you're keeping your card.

  • They had em in PHILLY for a WHILE

  • They should let it go. Watch The Cove- the whale was probably stressed out.

  • I would say royalties on those 12 and under Jimmy's are gonna "PAY A BROTHER" hahahahaa

    As for the whale, release it or have one big ass Whale BBQ....this white boy aint gettin' near that big bastard. It's a KILLER WHALE, kind of like ummmm KING KONG?

    Peace, Ace77man

  • eat the whale.

  • Sell him to china whaling co

  • fuck blockbuster! BURN BABY BURN!

  • Eat it!

  • why are all you pussies saying release the whale. Just fucking kill it.

  • set the whale free

  • An eye for an eye my friend. I say we eat the mother fucker . . .

  • I say keep feedin him trainers... but maybe thats just me.

  • i say throw more people to him and let him get his snack on! xD ....or uhm let him go either way...

  • i think they need to release the whale...it was taken out of the wild and it obviously doesnt like captivity so that would make the most sense to me. now if it was born in captivity then it probably couldn't fend for itself and they would have to just put it down but i don't think that's this whales case. ill never understand why people feel the need to take wild animals out of their home and try to domesticate them. they are wild!!!

  • Free the whale. It's a whale that was taken from the sea. Where it belongs. Why do you think he's fuckin pissed?hahahaa

  • YEAH!!!Bastards don't have any problem doin' Pitbulls in, but the three time killer whale can live. We live in such a mucked up world sometimes.

    Peace, ace77man

  • Hook him, fillet him, fry him, and serve him with hush puppies.........but seriousely, this should be a good indicator that wild animals should not be caged in.

  • its their fault their doing shit with that whale anyway... i mean come on..... ITS CALLED A FUCKING KILLER WHALE. what do you expect?

  • awesome burning of the card!

  • Eat your heart out James Cameron!!!

  • The whale thing is so sad and stupid. Was SeaWorld hiding the fact that 2 others were killed by the whale when getting new trainers?

    Suuuuure, friendliest KILLER (wink wink) whale you ever did see! Go on in there, Bob, you'll be fine!

    1 Death and I say it was already time to release him to the wild. Surely after 2. 3 is criminal.

    But the KILLER whale is not at fault of course. In fact, sounds like he'll make a killing in the open market... RELEASE ME! NOW!

  • I SMELL SITCOM!!!!!

  • Kill the fishy bastard, and EAT HIM!

    That's what I think.

  • Good stuff. I think they should just get rid of the whale but I'm sure they don't want to spend the money to replace him. Human lives are free and you can't blame a whale for being an animal.

  • playing on WAF ;)

  • put the damn whale down! less people die and it will be a good ending to another free willy movie

  • This poor whale has been domesticated on some level, I am sure. Poor Free Willy ended up swimming up to a reserve after release! This whale should be set free, but released to an area like this to prevent starvation, etc. This is a signal to all Sea-World style places that perhaps some things are just as enjoyable in their natural habitat as they are behind glass.

  • Hey Kevin Jonas, STFU.

  • Kill it, Cook it, Eat it, Everyones happy lol

  • extra small kevin brueck condoms, so damn hilarious

  • super cool intro!!! Me gusta mucho...

  • QotD:

    I need cologne, don't u?

  • feed gorge w bush to the whale

  • A priest & a rabbi are walking past a playground. The priest spies a little kid, all alone, on the swings...

    He looks at the Rabbi & asks:

    "should we Fkuck him?"

    Rabbi queries back:

    "Outta what?!?"

    reaction..... HERE - 1:11

  • @shuttledik

    LOL!!

  • haha nice nice