Scrubs - Todd's greatest Line

[GarrusVakarianME3]

That's a Chandler reaction. These shows are so much alike in so many ways. Except Scrubs break the fourth wall.

[mahavishnuxc]

...Hmm, quite the conundrum. A real perplexing articulation.

But the real question is; Are lesbians turned on by their own breasts.

[SpinDoctor91]

LOL this is funny because this was the very first episode i saw of Scrubs LMAO.

[Cuhpaliepree]

O..M..G.............



[hillman39]

It's a fair question.

[Cuhpaliepree]

its just .........OmG

[ImranAhsan777]

@aledobretociastko maybe not but weird nontheless.

[bgmoney99]

@Diigify yes

[Diigify]

Do they?

[respectthecheese]

@Diigify no they do not! Well... some might, if they're wierd, but that could be said the same for straight guys, depends how big your ego is. But i'm a lesbian and i definetly don't get turned on by my own boobs hahaa

[animeninja2]

@respectthecheese noooooooooooooooooooo

[Mekizte500]

@Diigify im with @respectthecheese

[mrrocker101]

Well, do they? 

[aledobretociastko]

@mrrocker101 I do, but I'm not gay... I guess.

[wantsomecake328]

I have a friend who is literally just like Todd, and whenever he says something like that I react exactly like Turk.

I'm not joking.

[pubuman]

@wantsomecake328 really? FOCKING CUNT !

[DrWhoDamien]

@wantsomecake328 i think sadly, we all know a person like that

[noddwyd]

no Todd, narcissists do that, lol.

[fusedpower]

ROFL! loLOLOLOL

[sophiep13]

@SusanoTengu Aha I have always wondered that

[IIemzyII]

One of the funniest things I think Todd's ever done is when he fetched the imaginary ball thrown by JD. Hahaa

[TBlenx1995]

Maybe they do...

[8911063538]

This brings up another questions.

Does anybody think lesbians get turned on by their own boobs?

[TheGuardingDark]

@8911063538 I'm bisexual, and I can say that yes, yes I do get turned on by my own tits. ;)

[1990GreenDay2009]

@TheGuardingDark You deserve 1,000,000 thumbs up for that

[TheGuardingDark]

@1990GreenDay2009 Haha, thanks ;)

[1990GreenDay2009]

@TheGuardingDark Lol I asked my bisexual friend today and she said yeah too

[thewadoodude]

in your endo

[viridismonasteriense]

I did read recently that men with bigger penisses tend to be gay more often; so it could be that they get obsessed with their own giant junk and want to show off and/or want to see other people's or something. But it's probably more complicated than that.

[killmajaro1]

So for gay guys their penis is self inflating...

[14dramageek1]

I'm gay and the answer for me is sometimes.

[inuyasha9454]

todd you should know the answer to that supposedly straight surgeon 

[SoraKairiRiku4eva]

Do lesbians get turned on by their own boobs?

I'm gay and know I dont get turned on by my own dick. A narcist might though.

[tr2377]

@SoraKairiRiku4eva Thank you. You've just given me my new chat-up line! XD

[GrumblingEye]

why your all hatin Karuvatto, hes gay, he didn't chose it, he doesn't dislike it, I mean its like bulling someone for being black, wich is just weirdly racist, thats more faggot, I mean I'm white it'd be cool beein black, man ;)

[BabbaFruity]

@Karuvatto Faggot!

[andreesvensson]

women get turned on by their nipples... i have proof...

[riddick0846]

Sometimes :D

[visceralsock]

dude im on cucirca right now lmao

[iloveGIRsomuch1]

That is a question to think about huh? Like can worms get themselves knocked up if the masterbate?

[Zwartekaka]

See I was just wondering the same thing last few days!

[lumiere2020]

LMAO, Turk's reaction is just awesome.

[moritzpbbarvencik]

Turk at the ned :D Oh my god :D

[ovetjkin]

Im straight, but the only dick I would wank is mine. So, in a way, I get turned on MY penis. Am I gay?

[TheChefeChapado]

@ovetjkin yes...

[LeBronForTheWin]

@ovetjkin no you're only getting turned on cuz you're feeling the pleasure since its yours, but say you're watching porn and get turned on by the guy's dick then you might be gay.

[LaCaroll]

but if gay dudes get turned on of their own penis, than lesbian get turned on by they own vagina too..?

[TheChefeChapado]

@LaCaroll good question... good question...

[bebaiz]

I'm straight and wow is my dick big masculine and just in my taste? :P

[XerXesINDAHOUSE]

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[GeneralAmeli0]

Haha Turk "oh my god". Leaves

[Wolfzareawsome]

press 4 repeatedly for nudes

press 7 repeatedly for robot laugh

[Duge14]

lol, hold down 1 and see the girl in the blue dress Jerk Off

[alitllebitemo]

OFCOURSE!!

[deaaraujo07]

The Todd everybody!!

[YaimeSerrano]

only if they have narcissist tendencies...I don't.

[yankees032778]

7 people are gay guys who don't get turned on by their own weiners

[MisterApathy]

@yankees032778 304 people are gay dudes that do.

[LoreShocks]

@Karuvatto now thats an answer thank you

[MrPaddyshamus]

@Karuvatto dude you just let millions of people know that your a gay man slag

[Karuvatto]

@MrPaddyshamus Oh dear, I let internet people I've never met before, know that my real life name, Karuvatto, is a homosexual and that I most verily enjoy a man's phallus. Whatever shall I do.

Also, I'm not a 'slag'. I said I love penis so much, not that I suck three cocks every day. I've touched 3 guys' penis' in my entire life, not including my own.

[Kaleopolitus]

@Karuvatto *Turk voice* Daaaaaamn, gay guy.

[Karuvatto]

@Kaleopolitus Daaayuuuuum niggggggssssssss.

[TheRapPortal]

@Karuvatto LMFAO XD you jsut made my day

[KarstenOkk]

@Karuvatto LOL i was looking up Karuvatto's comment, then I re-read it and it was you, now i get it. haahhaha.

[CidSeptimo]

@Karuvatto Like boobs and vaginas?

[Goohah30]

@Karuvatto faggot.

[JoNnYShizzle]

@Karuvatto Good to see people are being more mature about homosexuality these days. 83 thumbs up against three basement dweller comments? That is a win my gay friend.

[TheRandomfanboy]

@Karuvatto

I love this comment, because inbetween two serious sentences, it has the phrase 'And I love penis so much'. It makes the whole comment sound like something Dr Cox would say :D

[yamakazy901]

@Karuvatto ...

[barraki92reborn]

@Karuvatto

This is by far one of the best comments I've ever read.

[KaidenTheOtter]

@Karuvatto And oh what a great variation...lol

[muaythai661]

@Karuvatto penis goes in vagina

[boiledelephant]

@muaythai661 Oh dear lord, youtube community, did you have to be this predictable?

[muaythai661]

@boiledelephant dude im gay

[boiledelephant]

@muaythai661 Nobody on here knows that, so to us your ironic comment just looks like a homophobic comment.

I don't know if there's any straightforward solution to that one. 2011: Internet still in need of sarcasm tags.

[muaythai661]

@boiledelephant im gay

[boiledelephant]

@muaythai661 You're also an illiterate idiot, but don't let that put you off a lifetime of prolific youtube activity.

[muaythai661]

@boiledelephant im stupid :D 

[MasterOfFlash92]

xD! the todd wins again!

[coinin666]

good question :D haha

[xerxerxex]

"oh my god." *gets up and leaves* perfect reaction.

[NATIONxNATION]

@HoneyBFly12345 ... they do... DAMN YOU, TRUTH

[NATIONxNATION]

.... brb, asking a friend.

[HoneyBFly12345]

@NATIONxNATION Tell me the answer, I got curious.

[Simpkin1992]

Every line of the Todd is the greatest line...

[YaimeSerrano]

@Simpkin1992 of course, it's the Todd!

[desiice07]

I think that is a legit question

[yankees032778]

6 people are gay guys who don't get turned on by their own weiners

[BuffDuffforstuff22]

@yankees032778

does that mean you're one?

[DannX4484]

LMAO!!! "Oh my God.."

classic reaction

[matrixphijr]

@DannX4484 I think this vid should be "Turk's best line."

[tayjrich]

hmm, good question.

[yuigu]

243 people don't now the answer 4 people do

[RazzaBeeDaSilva]

hahaha

[socagunner]

3 people gets turned on by their own weiners

[lovedarli]

This question tends to be based on the person. I'm a lesbian and I'm turned on by my boobs... but then again, even straight girls are turned on by their boobs! It would just depend on whether a person is gay because they like dicks or if they just like testosterone in general~

[john180986]

Todd's drinking an appletini.

[Patafixfixiertfix]

@john180986 jd left him there after he went out of the club because he was mad on turk.

[archlorddestin]

Its not a "make it stop five" though.

[SusanoTengu]

I was hanging out with some friends when I asked the same question. So my buddy calls up his gay friend and pops the question. THE ANSWER IS YES! 

[AFriendOfAxel]

@SusanoTengu YES!!! i fucking knew it!

[nitrodudezoom]

@SusanoTengu wow.

[Cornampoo]

@SusanoTengu you were drunk by then, right?

[freerun4life]

@SusanoTengu thats a pure genius moment

[spiffy427]

i like the line "in your end-o!!" hahah

[sitot]

Well I dont, but Im sure theres a few who do.

[Sindal55]

We don't

[memsterboy12]

That's a question that has bothered me for many years !!!

[Borgmeister100]

any gay people out there, feel free to answer the question

[maywez]

@Borgmeister100 Well, I´m not a gay men, but a lesbian and I´m not turned on by my own vajayjay ;-D

[Koneko716]

@maywez what about your boobs? my boobs turn me on.

[maywez]

@Koneko716 Um noo...I think this would be weird...kind of (no offense ^^)

[Forestbender1114]

I swear to God I thought about this question for years after watching this episode.

[Stimmungsmacher]

Very interesting question... really

[NewyAlien]

.....Tod is pan-sexual xD

[ivkekosovo]

@NewyAlien tods not pan-sexual,Todd is THE TODD!

[Mubble]

Simply lol!

[xMissNaturex]

Why would he want to know?

[XxXM5BaLB0YXxX]

gay dudes answer the question of todd

[Mammothtankgrind]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! *ROFL high 5*

[dovermoreno]

Of course gay dudes don't get turned on by their own weiners....otherwise, they'd never leave their own bedrooms !!!

[medoloverr]

@dovermoreno hahahahahahah good point lol

[ollieroks]

Do you think gay girls get turned on by there vigina?

[FDRW220]

learn to spell?

[ollieroks]

ya mama.

[ismail222]

who knows? lol

[yankees032778]

@ollieroks According to todd they do. And transsexuals get turned on by, um... well whatever they have

[BurnoutSpartan]

@yankees032778 Hes whats called a bisexual. A bisexual is someone who reaches into the front of somebody's pants and their happy with whatever they find!

[yankees032778]

@BurnoutSpartan lol

[MarkNiemann]

@BurnoutSpartan Win.

[Remoniq]

I wonder the same thing!

[Hpasc1223]

@LLLLLE7 He was probably asking because that had happened to him and he was checking to see if he was gay or not. my theory

[securuslol]

well, you're wrong, have you seen the complete episode? jd wanted to have a deep emotional conversation with Turk and he got angry when he saw Turk had brought Todd, so he storms out and Turks yells i can have a deep conversation with the todd! so thats when Todd says his line, that's his idea of a deep emotional conversation, get it?

[gotmilk3001]

yes. i am gay so i am proof :D

[xrampage521]

dude....

[Blazeingdeath]

This requires a solution(answer)

[LLLLLLE7]

"Oh my god" lol, wouldn`t the Todd know? =D

[IronChefWannabe]

turk's reaction !

[spinarado]

TODD IS A LEGEND

[Warphaker]

Dude the Todd is a goddamn genius.

[xRockey]

The Todd > All

[apeace90]

there isn't a textism to describe what i did when i heard that, LMFAO and LOL don't cut it, not even haha makes the grade. Has to be one of the greatest lines in the history of Scrubs

[7pulford]

yes, there is: ROTFALOLWLMFAOALOLSM.

roling on the floor and laughing out loud while laughig my f*cking arse off, and laughing out loud some more.

[theaxis2000]

lol... good question. dont really wanna know the answer tho

[wjaybluejack84]

The Todd raises an interesting point.

[JHShadon133]

The Todd would know

[pcadnezbite]

The Todd is awesome.

[DeMiGoD12091987]

whaha just like turk said OMG xD

[mr0buch]

lol

(BTW, we do not.)

[Nickothepicko]

U sure... :P

[RagingDemon15]

People like to insult scrubs but when i repeated this at school it absolutly KILLED.

[slaschur]

"Oh, my god..." lol I love Turk's reaction to that

[MovieandTvshow]

"hey.... do you think gay dudes get turned on by their own weeniers??"

todd is definitely one of my favourite characters on the show!! hahahaha

[Lynx251]

Do we ever see Todd out of his scrubs..?

[snavvles21]

2 words... Banana. Hammock.

[subocito]

we have seen him in the gym wearing other clothes

[trondy89]

watch?v=8qfP4TmM-QE&feature=re­lated

"Careful what you wish for, punk..."

[trondy89]

How does a guy even come up with that thought?!

[Noodled101]

LOL

[mahvimcoo]

indeed this is Todd's funniest line, although, there are quite a few up there with this one. The Todd is one funny dude

[Wobto]

Todd - Hey, do you think gay dudes get turned on by their own wieners?

Turk - Oh my God.

[KornMaggot881]

Well do they?

[Fallawe56]

lol thats what i wanna know

[Aylafanandre]

it's a fair question

[HellCatFury12]

@KornMaggot881 probably not, I mean, Straight guys dont get turned on by their own ass. So it's doubtful. MIGHT though.