Big BAD John

[kevb1959]

I'm sure he says he's a cowboy and I'm sure he says he's a straight talker, but there's a difference between honesty and dick. But what disturbs me more is that he's saying on one side of his mouth he spouts about the Liberal crooks in Washington, and on the other side he's taking bribes from the oil and gas industries... did somebody leave out douche bag hypocrite in that ad?

[timokk3]

I don't know diddly about Texas politics, and frankly don't care to know.

But I do know the commercial was great. Original and wickedly funny, while your pale imitation sucks.

[Jazzycat47]

Victims of rape deserve their day in court, but JOHN CORNYN has voted against that to protect his benefactors - KBR/Halliburton.

[hipichick7]

What a jerk.

[Tokyo123456]

Wow, seriously, this is ridiculous.

[exenrontexas]

I am so ashamed that Cornyn represents Texas. He got elected with ENRON stolen money and served with the disgraced Alberto Gonzales in the Texas Supreme Court. BOTH were ENRON apologists. He is anti-veteran and anti-liberty. He supported the BUSH law requiring any 14 year old to be MANDATORY sentences to F FORTY YEARS in adult prison for ANY graffitti. That means if you make ANY mark, ANYWHERE on ANY public building you get what is basically a death sentence. Evil, EVIL NEOCON.

[rhinohippo]

this piece of vermin tried to shove the illegal alien amnesty down our throats, my god why do we keep electing buttholes

[slither9206]

If your video's are so factual and you believe that John has done so much wrong then how come your candidate got his ass beat? you can say oh only by 15% or whatever but in my books in a state like texas 15% is a shitload of voters. Oh and Texan Progressive I wouldnt doubt it. I've looked at his facts. He is a strong leader of the Republican Committe and he's done a lot more good in my opinion then bad so I surely would vote for him if the world is still in tact.

[babsrosel]

Why did he WIN? Come to Texas,meet the people.. I am a Texan...but -being educated at a University in a state that had much tougher standards than any in Texas. TX=Oil. My family is in the oilBiz. MSN Money said that Cornyn was one of "Big Oil's ten favorite members of Congress," He has received more money from the oil and gas industry than all but six other members of Congress.

and Big Bad John is all hat and no cattle. The ad is fraudulent. Republican=lies. .I hate to say.

[vdopower66]

the editing was, unnecessary, the original video is ten times more damaging, hahaha

[TexanProgressive]

I have a strange feeling that John Cornyn will be a presidential candidate in 3 years. You heard it here first.

[GretnaBlast]

I voted for Noriega, but this video clearly panders to the Texan stereotype almost just as much as Cornyn's. Was the western movie text that necessary?

[john86009532]

A George W Bush YES MAN, who backed that M-fer of a president, who sat back and raked in gas profits while the rest of us worried how we will make ends meet, who has the nerve to question our current president's leadership. I live in Texas and I can't stand him or the other good ol boys that gerrymandered the state. We gave the country TomDelay, KRove, GWBUSH, and this guy cornyn. Let's send those good ol boys back to the ranch with Mr. Bush to play cowboys and let the real leaders lead.

[hinro]

Funny how his first term was not nearly as bad as his second. Want to know what changed? The house and senate went from republican to democrat.

hrm I wonder why nothing good happened after that.

Really you want to go and bash someone and yet you don't even take the time to do any fucking research. Just another person who only thinks by party affiliation.

[mayoryana]

I bet he sucks a mean cock

[vsop333]

It's the whole Rev.Taggerd secretly gay so he speaks out against gays thing. Well, Big John "BJ" CORNYN made a secretly gay so he HAS TO hide it under a sweet BUTCH cowboy hat & over done "I AM STRAIGHT" commercial. Only his brokeback buddies call him BJ. Seriously, we all suffer because another middle aged prick is STILL searching for his manhood. We believe you JOHN, you're straight and macho and a national hero. We get it. NO ONE here believes that another man has ever touched your pee pee.

[gunjitsingh]

No one's said it yet. So I'll say it. The vocals for Cornyn's video were done by the Dallas gay men's choir.

[sphinxrising58]

Did this politician have permission to use this song in his campaign ?

Seems to me many polticians have resorted to stealing songs without wanting to pay for them, and all in the name of honesty, lol

[GrievousCommander]

John Cornyn won!!!

Looks like you'll have to take your socialism bullcrap over to New Mexico. LOL!

[rakrobn]

Don't worry Republicans are doing enough socialism by voting for the bailout - which CORNYN voted for!!! With current demogarphic trends, Texas WILL BE Blue soon enough. Counties of Houston, San Antonio, Austin, Dallas all went blue.

[ladybijea]

Big CORNHOLING John.

[BATCH420]

Yeah, I hope Rick gets elected. I voted for him. He's the only Democrat I've ever voted for.

[grazon]

What convinced you?

[BATCH420]

The politicians we've been electing have not been doing their job. It's time to fire them.

[grazon]

I happen to like a few but it seems the more powerful they are the less they've been doing right as of late.

[hinro]

I agree. Fire every single one of them as soon as they vote for something stupid or talk to a lobbyist.

[TheJoester1992]

Nice  vid

[tejaspics]

Cornhole=Bush

[CentristMom]

No cattle? But...but...how can he be a Cowboy if he has no cattle?

[Really459]

I hope everyone will go and vote against Cornyn on November 4th. He is no good for Texas and a fake cowboy. John Cornyn supports horse slaughter and a REAL cowboy would NEVER slaughter his horse. NO CORNYN!!!

[blondiegirl5150]

This sucks. screw both all of them .

[greenfizzysoda]

big john just got owned.

[icebeerhere]

Big hat no cattle! John Cornyn has done nothing to improve the USA and needs to be given the boot.

[stanlowe42]

Fuck John Cornyn

[DynamoJax]

Go Rick! I "mock voted" for Cornyn in 2002, but his six years have been a waste. It's time a Texan stood up for Texas. Don't let the money and the goofy act fool you. Cornyn needs to GO WEST outta Washington!

[ZaeBo4]

John Cornyn says that the US government would be stealing from the Iraqi people if we have their government pay us, from their booming oil profits, for reconstructing Iraq.

Just for that statement John Cornyn should be voted out of office!!!

[wehadrons]

Great ad! That dinosaur needs to be sent packing. Big Bad Republican chicken hawk with a rubber stamp mentality needs to be rounded up by the sheriff.

[3LCZZ]

Lets go with Noriega, especially to be energy independant, he wants to drill in Iraq. Does he not know Iraq is in the middle-east. Geograhically inept.

[ttlms]

How many things about Iraq did the Chimp know before he invaded it? Like the fact that it would dissolve the country into civil war?  (I won't count the fact that it made gasoline go up to $4 a gallon, because I'm not convinced that wasn't the reason Shrub invaded Iraq in the first place (to make his oil buddies richer).

[JohnForTexas]

I thought I was Big John *sigh* I won't ever get to wear a cowboy hat now.

[paullee357]

Ok I liked John's but this is even better

[GDS1581]

I had a bad john once. It was full of sh-t just like this John. I got of it and replaced it. Texas should do the same.

[iliveinletters]

I'm not a Texan, but if I was that would be one effective ad.

I wish you the best of luck.

[grazon]

Share it with other people and as them to do the same.

It'll get to a Texan eventually.

[blair227]

Ha,Ha,John Cornball another chickenshit chickenhawk,who tries to sound tough when in reality,repugnants are just a bunch of tough talking PUSSIES.

[BaritoneWoman]

Love that steam sound effect - just like the freshly-plopped TURD that John Cornyn is.

[Oilwellian]

Well done ad. 5 stars. Best of luck Mr. Noriega. Texas needs a good political douching.

[GDS1581]

Problem is that they send the douch runoff to Washington D.C. There is some of it in the White House right now. The big problem with Texas is that it is full of Texans.

The Daily Show did a parody of this ad last week called "Big Jew".

[ubuibiok]

The most corrupt fart to blow out of Texas...

Now hes pulling strings that guide Alzheimer McCain through the Tumble Weed patches. Thank god for Bard Wire.

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UBUIBIOK

And Have a Better Day!

[lmn8bush]

Good luck to you Mr. Noriega . Send cornyn back to his cowboy job .

[kreskinkun]

Nice video, good luck Rick.

[DillonX]

I'm a Conservative Republican in Texas & support Kay Bailey, but Cronyn is just a party butt-licker & not an independent thinker.

If the Dems put up a half-way decent opponent I'll vote agst Cronyn.

[grazon]

Noriega is a State Senator and a, Lt Col. who's served in Afganistan.

I'd say that makes him half-way decent.

[GDS1581]

Washington D.C. There is some of it in the White House right now. The big problem with Texas is that it is full of Texans.

The Daily Show did a parody of this ad last week called "Big Jew".

[ericvyl0]

That one was awesome and super funny.

[grazon]

Cornyn's has never spent a day in the military yet he has no problem lraving our troops in Iraq for the next 100 years.

Noriega is a LT Col. who served in Afganistan.

[yt5454]

Republicans are crooked assholes. Every single one of them.

There is no such thing as a "good republican". They are all bad, bad, bad.

[ttlms]

They're lots of good Republicans. Nixon, Reagan, Thurmond, Helms. You can find more in a graveyard near you.

[kict951]

Nixon? :s

[ttlms]

Hey, Nixon's been a good Republican since 1994!

[Magicguy15]

No he has not!

[lbpeacemaker]

I watch this guy Cornyn's on C-Span. Anyone that would vote for him again, deserves him.

He needs to be kicked out on his ASS. He's a rubber stamp for G.W.Bush.

[rakrobn]

We support you Rick Noriega!! This neocon fat cat needs to be thrown out of office.

[othersite]

Lt. Col. Rick Noriega for U.S. Senate!

[LordXmen2k]

Go Rick. Bad John can call himself "Really Bad John"

[TheBowerbird]

Cornyn is so horribly corny! What a cheese ball. I dearly hope he gets soundly whipped in the fall election.

[wsst1000]

We never donated to campaigns before Obama. Now we're giving to Rick too. When many supporters give small sums candidates don't have to seek out lobbyists or the wealthy. If you support him why not send a few dollars his way.

[melissadole]

Going door to door on Saturday.

[joehoevah]

Donated today!

[adv2k1]

Excellent work. As soon as I get a job I'll donate to your camp and I can't wait to vote for you. (represen Arlington Tx)

[EricDMBfan]

Simply awesome.

[Undun]

Biggest piece of crap to wear a cowboy hat.