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  • pinche pendejo

  • Microsoft in a nutshell

  • Remember: If you smile when you're this happy, you won't come across as Genghis Khan on a rampage.

  • this guy is totally insane

  • To much money gone to his head

  • All his jumping around would not think he be so fat .

  • Is this Randy Quaid?

  • "I love this company yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" is 5 words

  • Is he on Ganja??? :P

  • that kills it, now am using Ubuntu

  • i never want to work for Microsoft if their workers turn into this

  • Haha. Steve Balmy..

  • stebe

  • I dont know who he is

  • It's Gloria Estafan with "Get on your feet"!

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  • cocaine is a hell of a a drug!

  • lol...

  • There's no denying the guy can be batsh*t insane, but people need to remember he isn't the guy sitting down and writing code or handling the finances.

  • is he on crystal?

  • what a retard :/

  • COCAINE ???

  • Impressive guy) It's good!)

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  • After watching this video, I am convinced that apple is better than windows, I feel ashamed that I own some products made by windows, thankfully I own an iPhone..... BTW this video was recorded a year before apple Reinvented the phone and he never looked so happy again .......

  • What's the name of that song?

  • this guy needs to relax and look at Apple's business model and put out some nice hardware and update their shitty software as well. He needs some lead in between his eyes you stupid ranting speech slurring fuck..

  • is that "microsoft" a church?

  • Anyone here who knows the name of the song?

  • You laugh at his enthusiasm he laughs at your bank balance

  • @Emastermk A great bank balance cannot postpone the moment of death. No billionaire has 'earned' the money they allegedly have.

  • I LOVE YOUR MONEY YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

  • My crazy Steve!!

  • and then Apple was born...

  • This guy should swallow Ritalin instead of sniffing coke. When I see this jumping gorilla I want to switch to Apple products.

  • Just another reason why windows is better than mac

  • This what a line of speed does to you before you get onstage...

  • That feel when there are 11111 comments and I have just broken the combo

  • I have four words for you "Go get some exercise!"

  • A recent "Parks and Recreation" episode used that "Get on Your Feet" song as Leslie's campaign speech background music. Damn, those Jewish writers have got their shit down.

  • wtf happend 0:21? crazy old man....

  • what an idiot..my god..and those are five words, not four. as stupid as it's possible

  • It's clear that Ballmer has a weight problem. However, I didn't know he had a drug problem or major chemical imbalance. A heart attack is inevitable.

    Scary big fat guy that's nuts .. Perfect Microsoft CEO.

  • Well. u can't complain about his lack of enthusiasm.

  • "I love this company". I bet he loves the money a whole lot more.

  • Your video is popular on South Sudan

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  • LMFAO

  • "Steve Ballmer starting a presentation."

  • ballmer is definetly an enthusiastic guy

  • lol wow

  • crazy son of a bitch hahaha :P

  • I've got four word four you 'I'M.A.FAT.CUNT'

  • @aussieelvis16 I like how you just insulted yourself...

  • "CEO of Microsoft" ... what a joke

  • GIVE IT UP FOR MAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • I love Steve. He is not the boring CEO kind... he has his own personality and he does not like to hid it behind a shroud of pretext. If I were to become a CEO. Thats the kind of CEO I would love to be.

  • @dark4krad actually, he desperately wants to be the "cool" CEO. he made of himself a joke as we see.

  • That's five words.

  • @alexshmalex lol

  • And the shareholders of Microsft allow this prize galah to head up their company. If they look closely at this performance, they just might see a few problems with their choice.

  • This guy is the reason why i switched from PC to MAC. Ty alot retarded Ballmer!

  • what's the song??I love 80's pop songs..

  • Definitely should be working for apple, maybe he could replace Steve Jobs!

  • PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM DRUGS! Thanks Microsoft for showing us the effects!

  • What's to celebrate for, geee get a mac

  • douche

  • retarded ....

  • Ohh god I can see the pixels.

  • Apple needs a guy like this for its next keynotes

  • foolish.

  • Ainda bem que ele é o CEO pq se fosse estagiário estaria demitido antes de terminar com a gritaria... hahahahaha

  • WTF???? O.o

  • What an idiot!

  • Where was that at lol?

  • Oh, he's just imitating Tom Cruise.

  • Dude's armpits are drenched.

  • Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

  • press 4 repeatedly Howard Dean eat your heart out

  • I love this company, yes = are actual 5 WORDS, not 5 ! cant even add one and one

  • Dr Eggman...

  • @Orikalch haaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahhaaha

  • press 7 very often! it's like a car trying to start...

  • Your vid is popular on Bahrain

  • WTF 0_o

  • This guy is great! Who wants to buy a product with a creator that hates his life? Steve Ballmer for the win!! :)

  • best part of this video… 0:20 dickhead lol

  • I bet this is how he wakes up in the morning: *opens eyes* "oooooOOOOHHHH MY GOD I LOVE MY LIFE. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  • I se SOMEONE received an ipad!! :D

  • I love Steve Ballmer, this is hands down the best Microsoft moment....LOL

  • Man, Kyle Gass has really lost it.

  • How is this guy fat?

  • @Liquidreams cause he eats like a pig, and is a retarded idiot. I dont anderstand why microsoft ever hired a big fat LOOSER like ballmer.

  • @Liquidreams The CEO of Microsoft.  With a networth of $13.9billion

  • It is a big shame that Steve Jobs are gone and Ballmer still alive. What a shame for human rase. And I have 4 words for you Ballmer: You are a misfit.

  • @jamesmoazzem I love that you're criticizing a man for loving his job while you have bad grammar and spelled race wrong....

    :)

    P.S. I'm really sorry for being rude, but come on, he's just excited.

    

  • @TiffanyLane48 : You are not rude at all. Infact, I am greatful for you have correct my grammer. In future i will not make the same mistake unlike Steve Ballmer. Personality cannot be bought. Steve Ballmer has no personality, vision or leadership skills.

  • He must have read how Acid sparked Steve Jobs' creativity and decided to try it out.

  • I am maybe totally "un-cool", but I like presentation of this type in more... settle way

  • Steve Jobs probably watched this... who knows what he thank

  • Thumbs up if you were looking for "monkey" and got this :D

  • This crazy manic behavior is common to most cult gatherings. Big and powerful corporations...big religion..(same thing). Control the 'flock' with power driven emotion. Hitler knew this too; that the delivery of the doctrine was as important as the doctrine.

  • If I was a billionaire I would be having threesomes and more with hot chicks nightly and I would probably this happy too.

  • Ballmer is a really funny name

  • Everyone seems to think he is crazy but in fact this is a perfectly normal reaction that people experience when windows fail to boot up. And by the way, the comment at 1:00 is caused by the Stockholm syndrome.

  • What a tard .. what's he sellin amway? Coukldn't watch it after all the wooooooo shit

  • i have 4 words for ya:

    I HATE THIS IDIOT!!!!!!

    YYYEAAAAAA

  • Что за придурок? What for the moron?

  • Один из Богатейших людей в Microsoft!!!!

  • Der Typ gibt sich mit dem Rumgehappel nen Kick glaub ich...

  • WTF?!

  • Cocaine is a hell of a drug!

  • Fear and Loathing in Silicon Valley :D

  • Cocaine's hell of a drug

  • 5 words 

    *YEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!

  • that's the effect of a coffee enema

  • drugs?

  • Sad, what people do for money....

  • @marceldijkman pics or didn't happen

  • LOL - albino monkey

  • Kool-aid anyone? That looked like the most exercise he has had in gigasecond.

  • Awesome

  • good cocaine

  • @jakial of course ;)

  • @TryDster jeejjejje

  • clearly intoxicated...

  • I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure this guy is a loud, obnoxious, high-functioning retard who can't keep a beat or walk straight

  • fat baldy bastard

    

  • @asaidweeman28, Fat RICH baldy bastard who no doubt does not need to worry what anyone thinks and probably get hot chicks anyhow!

  • @humeyboy hot chicks yes but he probably has to buy sex with them because he is a big fat sweaty baldy bastard

  • A panda in Microsoft! Call WWF to collect it!

  • I bet this dude has a really long pinkie nail.

  • Deze man heeft dringend hulp nodig.

    Ik denk dat de man helemaal gek wordt als je hem verteld dat Linux beter is dan Windows, oei, oei oei!!

  • @5zomaar I do not speak...whatever this is. But I see Linux and words that resemble "better than" ...nice.

  • LSDでもやってるのかw

  • What an idiot!

  • 936 dislikes all must to be Bill Gates saying WTF 

  • Just finished a Hollywood!!

  • I wish my boss were like this.

  • What I do before every exam.......

  • He still thinks he's in WWE.

  • "Give it up for me!!!!" . What a tool.

  • Steve is crazy

    And that's awesome

  • WHO SAID WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP???

  • I always wondered what an evil eugenisist looked like.

  • drug addict

  • ★ Full Version of this Video: /watch?v=7r6Yn3CEx9w ★

  • If i own over a billions dollars i would act like this to hell i even stripp i love this guy

  • Steve Balmer is full of super Energy and Enthusiasm and drive to blast eveyrthing aside ! Sadly the true champions are who posses Intuition and Creativity !

    Steve Balmer go learn from Steve Jobs...the guy who single handedly made Microsoft and its products look archaic 18th century shit !

  • @smithlee07 Are you kidding me right now......Ever heard of a man named Dennis Ritchie

  • If presentations were more like this I'd throw my money at stores.

  • he is drunk

  • rage quit

  • what the hell

  • OMG crazy fat fool!

  • PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR HIM SO HE CAN CALM THE HELL DOWN!!! IM SO SCARED RIGHT NOW!!!!

  • This is so ridiculous!! xD

    Windows 8 should have this video as a boot screen!

  • who WOULDN'T want this man representing their billion dollar company? he's fucking crazy AND he's actually a very smart man

  • @MrBobSwerski if Steve ballmer was to leave microsoft there Stock prices will go sky high

  • Looks like somebody just got laid.....

  • why is he wearing business formals in live WWE championship?

  • That's scary shit right there...

  • He has obviously just received his pay check

  • @onamissionmanyo no shit lol.

  • wtf did i just see

  • You are crazy

  • and i thought tom cruise was over the top

  • Hold on isn't that five words XD

  • mmh bin so einsam

  • He's crazy like a motherfucker

  • Ladies and Gentleman the new face of Microsoft.....

  • cocaine power

  • somebody had toooo much coffee today!! lol...chill dude...i don't want to come on!! lol!

  • @Maluhia11 to many coffee? he acting like he was on cocain! :D

  • @b1tTutorials haha yea i guess that sounds about right!! that just made me hate microsoft even more!! who would want to buy a device from a psycho freak?! their meetings are soooo boring!!

  • This guy was made Bill Gates creation go to shit - Windows once owned Apple and Linux. Now I'm not too sure :L Using Windows developer preview right now. IT SUCKS

  • @TOMMY95215 has*

  • caca boudin

  • whata dick

  • Shut up people! He love this COMPANYYY!!! Yesss!!!

  • HI MOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!