There's no denying the guy can be batsh*t insane, but people need to remember he isn't the guy sitting down and writing code or handling the finances.
After watching this video, I am convinced that apple is better than windows, I feel ashamed that I own some products made by windows, thankfully I own an iPhone..... BTW this video was recorded a year before apple Reinvented the phone and he never looked so happy again .......
this guy needs to relax and look at Apple's business model and put out some nice hardware and update their shitty software as well. He needs some lead in between his eyes you stupid ranting speech slurring fuck..
A recent "Parks and Recreation" episode used that "Get on Your Feet" song as Leslie's campaign speech background music. Damn, those Jewish writers have got their shit down.
I love Steve. He is not the boring CEO kind... he has his own personality and he does not like to hid it behind a shroud of pretext. If I were to become a CEO. Thats the kind of CEO I would love to be.
And the shareholders of Microsft allow this prize galah to head up their company. If they look closely at this performance, they just might see a few problems with their choice.
It is a big shame that Steve Jobs are gone and Ballmer still alive. What a shame for human rase. And I have 4 words for you Ballmer: You are a misfit.
@TiffanyLane48 : You are not rude at all. Infact, I am greatful for you have correct my grammer. In future i will not make the same mistake unlike Steve Ballmer. Personality cannot be bought. Steve Ballmer has no personality, vision or leadership skills.
This crazy manic behavior is common to most cult gatherings. Big and powerful corporations...big religion..(same thing). Control the 'flock' with power driven emotion. Hitler knew this too; that the delivery of the doctrine was as important as the doctrine.
Everyone seems to think he is crazy but in fact this is a perfectly normal reaction that people experience when windows fail to boot up. And by the way, the comment at 1:00 is caused by the Stockholm syndrome.
Steve Balmer is full of super Energy and Enthusiasm and drive to blast eveyrthing aside ! Sadly the true champions are who posses Intuition and Creativity !
Steve Balmer go learn from Steve Jobs...the guy who single handedly made Microsoft and its products look archaic 18th century shit !
@b1tTutorials haha yea i guess that sounds about right!! that just made me hate microsoft even more!! who would want to buy a device from a psycho freak?! their meetings are soooo boring!!
This guy was made Bill Gates creation go to shit - Windows once owned Apple and Linux. Now I'm not too sure :L Using Windows developer preview right now. IT SUCKS
pinche pendejo
rabbitintheholes 1 hour ago
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
vilanous28 6 hours ago
Microsoft in a nutshell
TheMrman7500 7 hours ago
Remember: If you smile when you're this happy, you won't come across as Genghis Khan on a rampage.
phadde 12 hours ago
this guy is totally insane
youcanthankmenow 1 day ago
To much money gone to his head
kev12364 1 day ago
All his jumping around would not think he be so fat .
kev12364 1 day ago
Is this Randy Quaid?
frrrrrunkis 1 day ago
"I love this company yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" is 5 words
mikey032 1 day ago
Is he on Ganja??? :P
rijukureekattil 3 days ago
that kills it, now am using Ubuntu
micp01 4 days ago 3
i never want to work for Microsoft if their workers turn into this
chadvader93 4 days ago
Haha. Steve Balmy..
Hamsters831 5 days ago
stebe
TheDerekWN 5 days ago
I dont know who he is
jason12125 5 days ago
It's Gloria Estafan with "Get on your feet"!
smava 5 days ago
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What's he shouting at 0:44 ?
Sounds like "Hinsetzen!" which means "sit down" in German language.
But I guess he ought to speak English?
jimmiandfunny 5 days ago
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jimmiandfunny 5 days ago
cocaine is a hell of a a drug!
djexclusivee 6 days ago 7
lol...
pit5000 1 week ago
There's no denying the guy can be batsh*t insane, but people need to remember he isn't the guy sitting down and writing code or handling the finances.
PrimusSucks7224 1 week ago
is he on crystal?
merlin19909090 1 week ago 3
what a retard :/
Dunkkaa 1 week ago
COCAINE ???
AsadNazari 1 week ago 6
Impressive guy) It's good!)
PaulVanGreatest 1 week ago
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espnchris 1 week ago
After watching this video, I am convinced that apple is better than windows, I feel ashamed that I own some products made by windows, thankfully I own an iPhone..... BTW this video was recorded a year before apple Reinvented the phone and he never looked so happy again .......
harishvarma21 1 week ago
What's the name of that song?
PaganLinuxUserPerson 1 week ago
this guy needs to relax and look at Apple's business model and put out some nice hardware and update their shitty software as well. He needs some lead in between his eyes you stupid ranting speech slurring fuck..
MikeNeufeld30 1 week ago
is that "microsoft" a church?
ewrtzuiuztre 1 week ago
Anyone here who knows the name of the song?
lucas4591 1 week ago
You laugh at his enthusiasm he laughs at your bank balance
Emastermk 1 week ago 52
@Emastermk A great bank balance cannot postpone the moment of death. No billionaire has 'earned' the money they allegedly have.
Invesigator 2 days ago
I LOVE YOUR MONEY YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
zellarsDD777 1 week ago 6
My crazy Steve!!
WindowsHelpGermann 1 week ago
and then Apple was born...
pnetwork12 1 week ago
This guy should swallow Ritalin instead of sniffing coke. When I see this jumping gorilla I want to switch to Apple products.
trashkotz 1 week ago
Just another reason why windows is better than mac
PrawDuhJee 1 week ago
This what a line of speed does to you before you get onstage...
as7r080y 1 week ago 3
That feel when there are 11111 comments and I have just broken the combo
DomelBf2PL 1 week ago
I have four words for you "Go get some exercise!"
belmontleo 1 week ago
A recent "Parks and Recreation" episode used that "Get on Your Feet" song as Leslie's campaign speech background music. Damn, those Jewish writers have got their shit down.
12bobsmith 2 weeks ago
wtf happend 0:21? crazy old man....
Akatzuki004 2 weeks ago
what an idiot..my god..and those are five words, not four. as stupid as it's possible
mauroave1 2 weeks ago
It's clear that Ballmer has a weight problem. However, I didn't know he had a drug problem or major chemical imbalance. A heart attack is inevitable.
Scary big fat guy that's nuts .. Perfect Microsoft CEO.
remoorejr 2 weeks ago
Well. u can't complain about his lack of enthusiasm.
rattletop 2 weeks ago
"I love this company". I bet he loves the money a whole lot more.
ricky6565 2 weeks ago
Your video is popular on South Sudan
aelreynol24 2 weeks ago
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waltnassty 2 weeks ago
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waltnassty 2 weeks ago
LMFAO
Navan1991 2 weeks ago
"Steve Ballmer starting a presentation."
stoopkitty2 2 weeks ago 2
ballmer is definetly an enthusiastic guy
besmir3000 2 weeks ago
lol wow
pepsi82 2 weeks ago
crazy son of a bitch hahaha :P
tuneslover18 2 weeks ago
I've got four word four you 'I'M.A.FAT.CUNT'
aussieelvis16 2 weeks ago
@aussieelvis16 I like how you just insulted yourself...
Mezchano 2 weeks ago
"CEO of Microsoft" ... what a joke
MatteM94 2 weeks ago
GIVE IT UP FOR MAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
AnEternalEnigma 2 weeks ago
I love Steve. He is not the boring CEO kind... he has his own personality and he does not like to hid it behind a shroud of pretext. If I were to become a CEO. Thats the kind of CEO I would love to be.
dark4krad 2 weeks ago
@dark4krad actually, he desperately wants to be the "cool" CEO. he made of himself a joke as we see.
salvadorRudy 2 weeks ago
That's five words.
alexshmalex 2 weeks ago
@alexshmalex lol
pominator 2 weeks ago
And the shareholders of Microsft allow this prize galah to head up their company. If they look closely at this performance, they just might see a few problems with their choice.
WinterBornActual 2 weeks ago
This guy is the reason why i switched from PC to MAC. Ty alot retarded Ballmer!
Gouki6669 2 weeks ago
what's the song??I love 80's pop songs..
Christian91201 2 weeks ago
Definitely should be working for apple, maybe he could replace Steve Jobs!
TheToid 2 weeks ago
PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM DRUGS! Thanks Microsoft for showing us the effects!
ConnemaraBaby 2 weeks ago 3
What's to celebrate for, geee get a mac
DabNYstudios 2 weeks ago
douche
pcjwss 2 weeks ago
retarded ....
goauniverse 2 weeks ago
Ohh god I can see the pixels.
andrewdgt 2 weeks ago
Apple needs a guy like this for its next keynotes
ccchackalll 2 weeks ago 43
foolish.
TheNorthEestern 2 weeks ago
Ainda bem que ele é o CEO pq se fosse estagiário estaria demitido antes de terminar com a gritaria... hahahahaha
phgminero 2 weeks ago
WTF???? O.o
phgminero 2 weeks ago
What an idiot!
darmdl 2 weeks ago
Where was that at lol?
msu15 2 weeks ago
Oh, he's just imitating Tom Cruise.
marcingrochala1 2 weeks ago
Dude's armpits are drenched.
nickcv5 2 weeks ago
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
stevekirstein 2 weeks ago 2
press 4 repeatedly Howard Dean eat your heart out
Crunkmonkey69 2 weeks ago
I love this company, yes = are actual 5 WORDS, not 5 ! cant even add one and one
turanspirit 2 weeks ago
Dr Eggman...
Orikalch 2 weeks ago 3
@Orikalch haaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahhaaha
turanspirit 2 weeks ago
press 7 very often! it's like a car trying to start...
maxibusch 2 weeks ago
Your vid is popular on Bahrain
lavernlarsen48 3 weeks ago
WTF 0_o
Jeyekomon 3 weeks ago
This guy is great! Who wants to buy a product with a creator that hates his life? Steve Ballmer for the win!! :)
TiffanyLane48 3 weeks ago
best part of this video… 0:20 dickhead lol
FcukCensoredSht 3 weeks ago
I bet this is how he wakes up in the morning: *opens eyes* "oooooOOOOHHHH MY GOD I LOVE MY LIFE. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
day2daycarnival 3 weeks ago
I se SOMEONE received an ipad!! :D
oONuggamusOo 3 weeks ago
I love Steve Ballmer, this is hands down the best Microsoft moment....LOL
Enfocomp 3 weeks ago
Man, Kyle Gass has really lost it.
arcxjo 3 weeks ago
How is this guy fat?
Liquidreams 3 weeks ago 91
@Liquidreams cause he eats like a pig, and is a retarded idiot. I dont anderstand why microsoft ever hired a big fat LOOSER like ballmer.
Gouki6669 2 weeks ago
@Liquidreams The CEO of Microsoft. With a networth of $13.9billion
F0rgiven 2 weeks ago
It is a big shame that Steve Jobs are gone and Ballmer still alive. What a shame for human rase. And I have 4 words for you Ballmer: You are a misfit.
jamesmoazzem 3 weeks ago
@jamesmoazzem I love that you're criticizing a man for loving his job while you have bad grammar and spelled race wrong....
:)
P.S. I'm really sorry for being rude, but come on, he's just excited.
TiffanyLane48 3 weeks ago
@TiffanyLane48 : You are not rude at all. Infact, I am greatful for you have correct my grammer. In future i will not make the same mistake unlike Steve Ballmer. Personality cannot be bought. Steve Ballmer has no personality, vision or leadership skills.
jamesmoazzem 2 weeks ago
He must have read how Acid sparked Steve Jobs' creativity and decided to try it out.
patriotofliberty1776 3 weeks ago 2
I am maybe totally "un-cool", but I like presentation of this type in more... settle way
p4l4cl1n 3 weeks ago
Steve Jobs probably watched this... who knows what he thank
TechmanUSA 3 weeks ago
Thumbs up if you were looking for "monkey" and got this :D
Rise9192Against 3 weeks ago
This crazy manic behavior is common to most cult gatherings. Big and powerful corporations...big religion..(same thing). Control the 'flock' with power driven emotion. Hitler knew this too; that the delivery of the doctrine was as important as the doctrine.
shoegooguru 3 weeks ago 2
If I was a billionaire I would be having threesomes and more with hot chicks nightly and I would probably this happy too.
Warpath2198 3 weeks ago
Ballmer is a really funny name
supersplidgerainbow 3 weeks ago
Everyone seems to think he is crazy but in fact this is a perfectly normal reaction that people experience when windows fail to boot up. And by the way, the comment at 1:00 is caused by the Stockholm syndrome.
Slurfs 3 weeks ago 3
What a tard .. what's he sellin amway? Coukldn't watch it after all the wooooooo shit
pencon61 4 weeks ago
i have 4 words for ya:
I HATE THIS IDIOT!!!!!!
YYYEAAAAAA
oqendro 4 weeks ago
Что за придурок? What for the moron?
VitaliyBatya 1 month ago
Один из Богатейших людей в Microsoft!!!!
richmanffi1 1 month ago
Der Typ gibt sich mit dem Rumgehappel nen Kick glaub ich...
Cherokee85 1 month ago
WTF?!
Cherokee85 1 month ago
Cocaine is a hell of a drug!
manco82 1 month ago
Fear and Loathing in Silicon Valley :D
thkro20 1 month ago
Cocaine's hell of a drug
walkwithmetohell 1 month ago 127
5 words
*YEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!
Redflowers9 1 month ago
that's the effect of a coffee enema
allseevid 1 month ago
drugs?
TheRyleeAnn 1 month ago
Sad, what people do for money....
marceldijkman 1 month ago 2
@marceldijkman pics or didn't happen
Flacksh0t 1 month ago
LOL - albino monkey
chamberspunky123 1 month ago
Kool-aid anyone? That looked like the most exercise he has had in gigasecond.
kylewparks 1 month ago
Awesome
MobileTacoMan 1 month ago
good cocaine
jakial 1 month ago
@jakial of course ;)
TryDster 1 month ago
@TryDster jeejjejje
jakial 1 month ago
clearly intoxicated...
churkepurche 1 month ago
I'm not a doctor, but I'm pretty sure this guy is a loud, obnoxious, high-functioning retard who can't keep a beat or walk straight
ThanMan302 1 month ago
fat baldy bastard
asaidweeman28 1 month ago
@asaidweeman28, Fat RICH baldy bastard who no doubt does not need to worry what anyone thinks and probably get hot chicks anyhow!
humeyboy 1 month ago
@humeyboy hot chicks yes but he probably has to buy sex with them because he is a big fat sweaty baldy bastard
asaidweeman28 1 month ago
A panda in Microsoft! Call WWF to collect it!
mitriada 1 month ago 3
I bet this dude has a really long pinkie nail.
hughlingard 1 month ago
Deze man heeft dringend hulp nodig.
Ik denk dat de man helemaal gek wordt als je hem verteld dat Linux beter is dan Windows, oei, oei oei!!
5zomaar 1 month ago
@5zomaar I do not speak...whatever this is. But I see Linux and words that resemble "better than" ...nice.
EmbracingMyInsanity 1 month ago
LSDでもやってるのかw
inuwanwan123456 1 month ago
What an idiot!
standystandy 1 month ago 4
936 dislikes all must to be Bill Gates saying WTF
CaptainViral84 1 month ago 3
Just finished a Hollywood!!
williampaulmerasty 1 month ago
I wish my boss were like this.
MartinPerssonDotName 1 month ago
What I do before every exam.......
xxoocobraooxx 1 month ago
He still thinks he's in WWE.
andross637 1 month ago
"Give it up for me!!!!" . What a tool.
JLishere 1 month ago
Steve is crazy
And that's awesome
hoogee42 1 month ago
WHO SAID WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP???
CollegeBoardSucks 1 month ago
I always wondered what an evil eugenisist looked like.
jahzzynesta 1 month ago
drug addict
MalcolmXless 1 month ago
★ Full Version of this Video: /watch?v=7r6Yn3CEx9w ★
iVideoHDPlus 1 month ago 4
If i own over a billions dollars i would act like this to hell i even stripp i love this guy
darthmon26 1 month ago
Steve Balmer is full of super Energy and Enthusiasm and drive to blast eveyrthing aside ! Sadly the true champions are who posses Intuition and Creativity !
Steve Balmer go learn from Steve Jobs...the guy who single handedly made Microsoft and its products look archaic 18th century shit !
smithlee07 1 month ago
@smithlee07 Are you kidding me right now......Ever heard of a man named Dennis Ritchie
TheWolf9293 1 month ago
If presentations were more like this I'd throw my money at stores.
AuRevoirTune 1 month ago
he is drunk
TiDyDaRkGoD 1 month ago
rage quit
TiDyDaRkGoD 1 month ago
what the hell
KoharuSarah 1 month ago
OMG crazy fat fool!
missyworx 1 month ago
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR HIM SO HE CAN CALM THE HELL DOWN!!! IM SO SCARED RIGHT NOW!!!!
EladAmosiProductions 1 month ago
This is so ridiculous!! xD
Windows 8 should have this video as a boot screen!
BenelliFurtado 1 month ago 85
who WOULDN'T want this man representing their billion dollar company? he's fucking crazy AND he's actually a very smart man
MrBobSwerski 1 month ago
@MrBobSwerski if Steve ballmer was to leave microsoft there Stock prices will go sky high
MHFinal 1 month ago
Looks like somebody just got laid.....
benjiimaster 1 month ago 2
why is he wearing business formals in live WWE championship?
sasikiran14 1 month ago
That's scary shit right there...
rachmc09 1 month ago
He has obviously just received his pay check
onamissionmanyo 1 month ago 2
@onamissionmanyo no shit lol.
MrBobSwerski 1 month ago
wtf did i just see
Tonyvsa96 1 month ago
You are crazy
annabeltran33sassy 1 month ago
and i thought tom cruise was over the top
ShadowFreezer06 1 month ago
Hold on isn't that five words XD
Kylesesh 1 month ago
mmh bin so einsam
DebiAlizaiz343 1 month ago
He's crazy like a motherfucker
someoneelsesman 1 month ago
Ladies and Gentleman the new face of Microsoft.....
CheeseWizify 1 month ago
cocaine power
thesloveniaboy123 1 month ago in playlist Funny
somebody had toooo much coffee today!! lol...chill dude...i don't want to come on!! lol!
Maluhia11 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Cruchaga
@Maluhia11 to many coffee? he acting like he was on cocain! :D
b1tTutorials 1 month ago
@b1tTutorials haha yea i guess that sounds about right!! that just made me hate microsoft even more!! who would want to buy a device from a psycho freak?! their meetings are soooo boring!!
Maluhia11 1 month ago
This guy was made Bill Gates creation go to shit - Windows once owned Apple and Linux. Now I'm not too sure :L Using Windows developer preview right now. IT SUCKS
TOMMY95215 1 month ago
@TOMMY95215 has*
TOMMY95215 1 month ago
caca boudin
iamwhatiamification 2 months ago
whata dick
freyaxxk 2 months ago
Shut up people! He love this COMPANYYY!!! Yesss!!!
Destroyer19941995 2 months ago
HI MOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!
TroubleMakerFox 2 months ago